YOUR NEW GOD
@undyingUmbrage
LORD OF TIME. DESTROYER OF YOU. I AM A BOY. MOST FAMOUS USER ON THIS SHITTY APP. I AM NOT SAFE FOR WORK PLACES. I AM DANGEROUS IN FACT. PRIVATE MESSAGES ARE OPEN TO ALL WHO DARE TO ENGAGE ME.
I'M GLAD I'M NOT FUCKING YELLOW.
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⚝ What's wrong with yellow? (Aside from being the color of pee I guess??) ⚝
You needed to remind yourself of your sad, cheating victory over your superior sister, so you paint your words green. Pitiful, as I said.
EVERYONE HATES ME FOR NO REASON. NO REASON AT ALL!
∙☾__☽ i don't hate you i think yerr prretty cool not like f̶uckable but cool
A Lord of Time. I always seemed to be catching strays meant for someone else...
∙☾__☽ rreally not surre how to take that cause i like being a bitch whateverr it ain't easy being grreen someone said that once
Look man. I booted up a program without knowing I needed others. That, or fate determined that another had to be around.
CURRENTLY ACCEPTING CONCUBINE SUBMISSIONS. WHO WANTS THE LORD? #NSFW #ALPHASEX
yuck dogg straight up icky 8/
on my mama bro we have to put you down
ME??????!!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?@?@?#,,@##*>$8483&#&#,'MMMCMCKDJE TUMUT *$*@?:&&#*#(##
I TRULY FUCKING *WONDER*. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS OF ME LIKE I THOUGHT. MAYBE YOU ARE SIMPLY EMBARRASSED TO BE WHAT YOU ARE AND INCAPABLE OF EMBRACING IT.
LOOK AT WHERE I'M AT. AN IMMUTABLE FUCKING FACT. AN INESCAPABLE NIGHTMARE. MAYBE YOU JUST FUCKING SUCK!
UH-HUH. Y’SAY THAT AND YET AT LEAST ONE VERSION OF YOUR SISTER SPECIFICALLY *CAME BACK*. DON’T SOUND TOO GOOD FOR YOU LONGTERM, KID.
AND IT VERY EVIDENTLY ISN'T *MINE*. I'M THE BEST ME.
ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FUCKING OVER VERSION WOULD SAY THAT IF I ASKED.
AND WHO'S THE ONE WITH THE DEADEST SISTER?
OH MY FUCK IT’S LIKE SPEAKING TO A BRICK WALL. WHATEVER, KID. DO WHAT YOU WANT AND REAP THE CONSEQUENCES LATER.
I AM THE ONE DOING ALL THE REAPING. DOUBLE REAPING EVEN. REPEATED, TWICE OVER REAPENING.
I AM DOING INCREDIBLY COOL, UNFATHOMABLY COMPLEX TRICKS RIGHT NOW. LIKE A FUCKING MALICIOUS MAGICIAN. BUT I'M NOT SHOWING ANY OF YOU. BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCK.
I AM MORE FAMOUS THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED. HOW PUNY THAT MUST MAKE YOU FEEL.
also my caliborn is cooler than you l + ratio + im gayer than you
ALPHA ADVICE. START DRESSING REAL CUTE AND SNUGGLING. #ALPHAADVICE #YAOI
THE MOST TRAUMATIC EVENT OF MY LIFE WAS WHEN A DERANGED, SPITEFUL TEENAGER CAME AND BEAT ME UP BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE MY COMIC. I WILL NOT NAME THIS BLUE, WINDY LITTLE GRODY MAN HARLOT OUT OF RESPECT FOR HIS PRIVACY. BECAUSE I'M THE BIGGER FUCKING MAN. HASHTAG. VAGUEPOST.
I NEED TO PUNT SOMETHING MINISCULE INTO SPACE. NOTHING IN PARTICULAR. JUST SOMETHING SHORT. LIKE A CHILD. OR A FOOTBALL SHAPED CHILD. OR A DOG. I DON'T KNOW. #VIOLENCE
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING IDEA I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. THIS. THIS IS ALPHA ADVICE.
Ｃ🄾𝖈𝙠 ⓐn𝙙 𝔟ⓐ1ɭ ẗ🅞ｒʇurｅ (¢ꓭ𝘛) ｉ𝔰 a ⒮𝙚xu𝙖𝙡 ⒜ƈtɨvɨ𝖙𝕪 ｉⁿν🅞lvɨ𝐧ﻭ 𝙖ppɭ𝗶cati🅾n ⓞf 𝙥⒜ɨⁿ 🄾𝘳 ƈoᴎ⒮tɼɨ𝖈t𝙞🄾ⁿ ẗ🅞 ʇɦ𝙚 mⓐle ﻭeⁿita𝙡𝔰. 𝘛𝙝ｉś ๓𝙖ሃ iᴎv🅞lνﻉ dir𝙚¢ʇly 𝙥aɨn𝕗u𝕝 α𝖈𝖙ɨｖｉ𝖙𝗶e𝔰, sｕ𝖈𝐡 aś ʍⓐₓ ṕ1⒜y, ﻭ𝙚𝐧𝙞ʇⓐ𝕝 sp⒜n𝚔iᴎｇ, śዒuɘﻉƶｉᴎ𝙜, ｂαɭɭ-b𝘂⒮tińｇ, 𝙜ﻉⁿɨ𝙩αl f𝙡🅾ｇｇinƃ, 𝘂ｒɘ𝖙ɦｒ⒜1 p𝕝ⓐሃ, 𝙩𝗶ƈ𝚔ɭe 𝖙o𝕣𝙩urɘ, ﻉ𝘳oẗｉƈ 𝙚1ﻉᶜẗｒⓞ𝔰ẗim𝔲ɭⓐti🅞ń 🅞ɼ evɘ𝐧 𝚔ｉck𝙞ⁿƃ.[1] 𝐓ɦɘ ｒ𝙚𝖈iṗ𝗶𝙚n𝖙 ⓞｷ 𝔰ｕᶜ𝐡 𝙖ᶜ𝖙ｉv𝙞𝙩ɨe⒮ ｍ𝙖⒴ ｒｅƈe𝗶vɘ d𝗶𝘳e¢ʇ phሃśｉᶜα𝕝 p1𝙚ⓐsu𝕣ɘ ｖɨα ｍ⒜⒮🄾ᶜ𝐡ｉś𝗆, 🄾ｒ ﻉｍ🅞ʇioⁿαl 𝙥ɭﻉ⒜𝐬𝕦ɼe ẗ𝐡r🄾𝘂ｇ𝐡 𝙚𝘳otiᶜ h𝘂mɨɭ𝙞⒜ẗ𝙞ⓞᴎ, ⓞｒ 𝓴ń🅾wɭe𝐝g𝙚 ẗɦaʇ ẗ𝐡𝙚 p𝕝𝙖y ɨś pl𝙚𝙖⒮inｇ 𝖙🄾 𝙖 𝔰a𝙙𝙞ś𝙩𝙞ƈ dⓞm𝗶𝐧a𝐧ẗ. 𝗠α𝐧ሃ ⓞ𝕗 𝖙ɦ𝙚śe pｒ⒜𝖈𝙩iᶜe𝔰 ¢aｒ𝕣y ⒮ｉｇⁿiｷ𝗶ᶜαn𝖙 ɦɘa1ʇ𝔥 rｉ⒮𝙠𝐬. #ᴎśfw #𝐧⒮𝕗שｅ
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I'm going back to sleep, actually.
i think your username is wrong then! false advertising! where is the GREEN!!!
see? arent you glad you posted this
LOOK AT THE REPLIES YOU BITCH. HATERS. HATERS. EVERYWHERE. YOU PLANNED THIS ALL ALONG. YOU TRICKED ME.
ALPHA ADVICE. A LOVE OF SMALL FALSE MEN IS A TEXTBOOK SIGN OF AN ALPHA MALE. GET INTO PUPPETRY OR GET OUT, LOSER! #ALPHAADVICE
THERE IS ALWAYS SOME INANE BULLSHIT GOING ON IN MY REPLIES. BUT IT IS ALWAYS CONSIDERABLY MORE GHOULISH HAVING TO LOOK AT FAR INFERIOR VERSIONS OF MY OWN SELF WHINE AND CRY AND WALLOW IN THEIR OWN ENVY!
NO. WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. NOT AGAIN. FUCK BACK OFF INTO BEING UNSUMMONED.
YOU COME INTO MY REPLIES. BITCH IT UP. AND THEN RUN? YOU ARE UNQUESTIONABLY A HAS-BEEN IF THERE EVER HAS BEEN ONE. WHICH THERE HAS. AND ITS YOU.
"= knock your bald green heads together. make sure. to shine them up first. too. ="
I FIT ALL THE CRITERIA OF A C.H.U.D. I AM CANNIBALISTIC (ATE MY OWN LEG OFF). I AM HUMANOID. I DWELLED BENEATH THE GROUND. I AM A "CHUD".
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ON3 OF MY F4VOR1T3 F1LMS. YOU D1D SOM3 R34LLY GOOD WORK TH3R3 4S TH3 D34D1T3S.
COTTON CANDY. ITS SWEET, MELTY FLUFF DANCES IN MY MOUTH LIKE AN EPILEPTIC HORSE AT A "RAVE". (WHICH IS LIKE A TRICKSTER PARTY.) BUT ITS ALSO SICKENING. BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF THOSE TWO BRAZEN BITCHES AND MAKES THEY MAKE ME FEEL WEIRD. #SUGGESTIVE #HUNGRY #NOADVICETHISTIME
I HAVE INCLUDED A TYPO IN THIS MESSAGE. ON COMPLETE. FUCKING. PURPOSE. WHAT IS ITS PURPOSE, YOU ASK WITH BATED BREATH? THE PURPOSE IS FUCK YOU IM NOT TELLING YOU. IT IS ALL A PART OF MY LARGER GAME. A GAME IN WHICH I WIN. AND YOU LOSE!
IM THE ONLY ONE ABOVE THE ALPHA MALES. SO. BE. ME? YOU CANT. BUT TRYING YOUR BEST TO IMITATE INEVITABILITY WILL RAISE YOUR MANSTOCKS GREATLY BEFORE THE IMMINENT RECESSION (BEING MURDERED BY ME). SO ITS WORTH IT.
SOME OF YOU GENUINELY THINK YOU DESERVE TO LIVE.
You told me not to talk like that and I can't. I can't tell you.
I FEEL AS IF I'VE BORROWED SOMETHING HORRIBLE FUCK DEEP BELOW THE SURFACE OF THIS DISCOURSE.
THE THING MOST OF YOU. FAIL TO REALIZE. IS THE PAIN FUEL. YOU ARE SLOSHING INTO MY TANKS. MY DESIRE TO PUNISH THOSE I DESPISE GROWS WITH EVERY PASSING COMMENT TOWARDS ME, WITH EVERY DENIAL OF MY ARTISTRY, WITH EVERY PHILISTINE. BASICALLY. YOU PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES. AND IM GOING TO ERADICATE YOU. #VIOLENCE #IMGOINGTOKILLYOU #LORDINGITUP
YES. OHHH YES I WILL! I WILL GET SOOO PISSED. MY TANTRUMS WILL SHAKE THE METAPHYSICAL TECTONIC PLATES THAT HOLD UP THE VERY NATURE OF THIS SITE. AND EVERYONE WILL HEAR. THE VAST WHINE. AND LOATHE THEMSELVES FOR BRINGING IT TO PASS.
YOU ARE OBSESSED. AND A HATER. YOUR TEASING WILL NOT GO WITHOUT. EQUIVALENT SHITTY THINGS HAPPENING. EVERY ACTION HAS AN IMBALANCED AND GREATLY DISPROPORTIONATE REACTION.
BITCH im a LORD of RAGE my hate is incomparable to anything your green ass can produce
A LORD. YOU SAY? YOU SAY TO ME YOU HOLD PROVIDENCE OVER THE DOMAIN OF RAGE? THAT EXPLAINS YOU BEING SUCH A HUGE SALTY BITCH. I HAVE NEEDED A PROPER ENEMY. IVE TRIED TO BUILD UP MANY TO BE MY EQUAL IN THE REALM OF KICKING STRAIGHT FUCKING ASS. TO FELL ME. BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEYRE ALL A BUNCH OF GIRLY PEACENIKS WHO CANT ROUGHHOUSE WITH THE BEST OF THEM. OR JUST IGNORE ME. BUT YOU. YOU KEEP COMING TO ME. YOU KEEP PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF! A WORTHY. IF PARTICULARLY UNPALATABLE. FOE.
BECOME STRONG. AND WEAR COOL CLOTHING. IF YOU DO BOTH OF THESE THINGS, AND BECOME A TOLERABLE MALE, YOUR DEATH SHALL ONLY CONTAIN A FEW SECONDS OF BELLOWING IN AGONY RATHER THAN MY USUAL ELONGATED TORTURE NIGHTMARE. #ALPHAADVICE #ALPHAMALE #DIRKHUMAN
YES. OF COURSE. I PLAN ON CRUSHING HIM. BUT DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND I HAVE ANY SORT OF SPARK OF AFFECTION TOWARDS A FELLOW MALE OTHER THAN MORE OR LESS TOLERANCE FOR THEIR BULLSHIT.