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࣪⊹₊˚{ {rattle rattle} omg, like, heyyyy! }*u*{ {rattle rattle} ....helloooo???? arent you going to like, let me in???? hiiii....! }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ can i come in? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ <3 + <> = let me in, <3< + c3< = keep me out #cullquette #b+e #VOTE }˚₊⊹ ࣪
having a bad day? bug zap it away. looking to relax? bug zapper attacks
I'm just a curious troll. some science is involved.
yeah wwe knoww piss is stored in the shameglobes OLD NEWWS henceforth youre commanded to hold in your piss until your globesre fit to burstin wwhile you beg me for that swweet relief an i cup my hands under you i nod wwe lock eyes and are in lovve #nsfww #nsfwwe #pisspostin #omorashi
Oh? Reckon I m:ght'a just found someth:n' fun.
Y'reckon I need'a tag 'er? Eh. She'll f:nd 'er way. -- VIDEO FILE ATTACHED -- [The record:ng beg:ns w:th two f:gures tak:ng up the screen. One, a greenblood crouched low w:th the top half of h:s face just out of frame. He holds the other, a l:mp teal of amb:guously legal hue, up by the ha:r to face the lens.] “Sm:le for the camera, now,” [Snakeb:te speaks w:th a gr:n and a l:lt:ng southern drawl, vo:ce surpr:s:ngly smooth. The tealblood’s eyes are blown w:de w:th terror, the:r rap:d breaths the only movement on a body that :s otherw:se slack.] “Ah, that’s r:ght. Nearly forgot you ca:n’t. Just need some help, then.” [He places the thumb and foref:nger of h:s free hand on e:ther s:de of the:r l:ps, forc:ng the corners up wh:le a fr:ghtened wh:mper jumps from the:r throat.] “A:n’t that cute?” [He lets the s:des of the:r face return to rest and w:dens h:s own gr:n.] “Found th:s one wh:le out search:n’ for my new fr:end. Lot less sl:ppery’n that one. Say ‘H:, Dusk:e.’” [Snakeb:te grabs the tealblood’s arm to wave the:r hand at the camera.] “Y’wanna ask ‘er how many folks her freedom’s worth?” [A beat.] “Nah, me ne:ther. Best’a luck, cottonta:l.” [Snakeb:te drops the tealblood and reaches for the camera. The v:deo ends.]
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