♦ pitied by @waywardVagabond
dang both of you blinding me with logic and emotion bout to burn out my shades with tears gonna have to switch to my phone just to keep up my cool
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
Consider this a gentle reminder: if you tell the post office that your new address is "the fucking swamp bruh" we cannot deliver your mail to you.
Today I am cleaning my swords again. It's a soothing chore.
B33 < omg B33 < i cannyat recommend this enough tbh
press it!!
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
No problem, WV! I can totally see how the idea would arise!
I don't think they were?.. Most of them, anyways? There's a chance some of them were. You know how SBURB and its contemporaries are. Sometimes the clone lab is involved. But that's sburb nonsense.
From what I can tell humans don't work like that, it's just the case of heavy timeline bleed! Humans have a lot of genetic variance which is why they all look so different from eachother, except for their like. you know. alternates from different timelines.
do you ever think about how weird it is that when you become familiar with timelines and the infinite infinities of everything that the people you know become "a". A Snowman. A Jade. A Casper. etcetera etcetera like if things were normal we wouldn't be going "wow theres so many striders on this site" we'd be making posts like "this person has a lot of brothers and sisters and siblings and i think all the males in the group decided to pull a really stupid bit where they're all dave"
hmm. something oedipal happened here. the gardener, despite all odds, beats out mommy lalonde. smells fishy to me, but the numbers dont like. the next match up... wvho is this? ms. paint? i dont evwen... ah shit, i shouldwve picked the mail lady. vwhatewver. ms. paint! wversus... her imperious coddamn condescension herself. vwhos it gonna be this #cronusbabeoff? <3 or <> for ms. paint <3< or c3< for condy
Go forth, mummified creature~!
Let's have another glorious night of epic feats~!
honored to announce order has been restored, i have organized the canned goods by serial number. is that what they are meant for?
⊹ and it is always true! Sl⟡w c#ange is still c#ange! ⊹
⊹ Daily reminder t⟡ strive t⟡ be a little nicer, even just a little bit, every day! Gradual eff⟡rt builds up ⟡ver time! ⊹
i don't care
Strange, what is the deal with the pumpkin?
Hm...
Perhaps this crucial step is a step towards a better, healthier me.
Sometimes, though I doubt some would believe it, my feet do get sore. I'm an old woman after all. ;)
Sigh.
thank you, mr. president. i am happy to uphold justice.
unlawfully accumulating chalk is a terrible felony.
I will admit, I did enjoy my time out of office.
>>| .oh that .is .another can .of grubs. but you're correct.
I Okay Im going crazy
probabl7 not!
I don't think you understand the lore
Droog Diamonds.
H U H
Am I being subchitted by the Mayor rn
It should not be a big deal, but thank you.
Perhaps I will also look into another matter I've been waiting on the resolution of.
thank you!! i like em, i got these an a couple other boots
anon asked: flash us you're right i'm sorry i've been neglectin my sworn duty on here to be eye candy. i don't have any new pics but here have the two most recent ones.
Wife.
I'D HAVE TO SAY THE PEOPLE, SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH. I HAVE MET MANY LOVELY FACES.
The Flowers. :>
I Would Never Steal Your Canned Peaches, Sweet One. As A Matter Of Fact, I Hope You Have Another Can Just For You As A " Treat ".
It's Safe To Post What You Are Having For Breakfast, I Will Not Pretend I Am Taking A Bite Out Of It I Promise. #lie
Seventeen dash trends in the time it takes to blink.
yeah.
interesting.
just thinking out loud. or not since it's just typed.
no.
i can tell.
saw a funny chit. wishing the same for you guys tonight
i typically prefer to eat things fresh... thoUgh, i did make a can of baked beans the other day! ^u^
She literally walked in the door and said "GOOD HEAVENS."
Good evening. As a gentle reminder, if you want access to lower case, the caps lock key will toggle your writings to their more diminutive stature. Shift or pressing caps lock again will temporarily or permanently toggle them back on respectively.
no >:(
infected by the disease of human friendship.
thank you for being so fastidious in these matters
No problem.
i was just saying my name
Ye★h m★n, gott★ boil it
Man You can't be this oblivious here.
Boiling ground beef tolight
Thank you. WV.
Yes. That is very true. You are wise as always.
Yes. I am. Safe and that is all that matters. I hope you are well and safe also.
No they just do that. You get used to it.
Yyyyyes I certainly do. Hello.
https://www.twitch.t\//celestialabsurdity noit's okay
playing \/ideo game for audience ^_^