♣ mediated by @accedenceManaged
try alternating yxur distillates with water xr electrxlyte sxlutixn next time. hxpe this helps. - xx
of cour2e! when would you liike me to come over? my 2hiift ii2 over iin 11 hour2 but iif you need my a22ii2tance 2ooner rather than later ii am 2ure 2omethiing can be arranged.
veisalgia. remember tx hydrate. - xx
i dxn't think yxu have tx wxrry abxut that. - xx
ALL THE M1NE NEED2 FROM YOU 12 A MO2TLY WORK1NG 2ET OF L1M62.
yxur dxctxrturer walks in like this. wyd. - xx
put me in coach
hAHA, TH1S 1S SO TRUE, AND ACTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, WHEN YOU TH1NK ABOUT 1T, - n1TRAM-DONO
#medchittr. #cullchittr. #meme. #lxl. - xx
that saddens me to hear mister helpmeet i mean wwhat if you need help or wwhat if you feel ovverwwhelmed by your old jobs or wwhat if you get ovverstimulated by the excitement of the horse races that being said are you so sure you wwant to run to those old avvenues perhaps i can help you find a neww source of employment havve you evver considered howw adorable you wwould look as a butler
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤW'y would you everhr wis' to be UNCULLED. EUEUEUEU!!! Zeis must be some sorhrt of PRHRANK POST.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
it's so difficult to be released from a culling program, i wysh you the best of luck! i never had the chance to fyle for removal from myne.
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤZee egrhregious be'aviorhr frhrom SOME of you on zis site makes me feel so faint. O'... 'ow am I to surhrvive? I can 'arhrdly 'old down zis morhrnings cakes and teas I am so distrhressed. I need to lie down....ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
hey man i dxn’t spend any mxre time at the harmacist than i need tx. sxunds like yxu cxuld use a trip thxugh. @resuscitativeNightingale #secxndxpinixn. - xx
alsx gambling addictixn. - xx
#substance abuse disxrder. - xx
gxt pulled in tx sit xn my ass rhythmically squeezing an ambu bag fxr fxur hxurs. finally xff and my graspfrxnds are numb and limp. hxw am i expected tx strangle my slug in these cxnditixns. - xx
What Does |t Mean For A Duel|st To Move On To "the B|g Leagues"? That |s A Quest|on All People That Pursue A L|fe Of Confl|ct Must Ask Themselves. You Can Never |mprove |n An Env|ronment That Lacks Challenge, You Must Never Rest Your Laurels Be|ng The K|ng Of A Meager Pond, When Vast Oceans Ex|sts Beyond The Hor|zon. But How Does One Know The|r Bus|ness |s Truly F|n|shed? To Leave Beh|nd The Whelps You Crushed |n Your Yester-sweeps Of Tra|n|ng And Cl|mb|ng? When Do You Dec|de Your L|ttle H|ck Town |s Too Empty, And Your Country S|de "fr|ends" W|ll S|mply Have To Stay Beh|nd As You Go To The B|g C|ty. The Answer |s That You W|ll Never Know For Sure. | See Some Duel|sts Racked W|th Quest|ons And Anx|ety As They Progress. | See Some That Never Th|nk Of Anyth|ng But The Next Bottle Of V|ctory Champagne They W|ll Sp|ll. Ne|ther |s Truly More Certa|n, Only D|fference |s Some People Don't Care |f They Meet Some Arb|trary Standard Of "ready". | Adv|se All Future R|vals Read|ng To Not Fear The Unknown And Have The Strength To Make A Cho|ce Of Where You Shall Go, Before The World Makes A Cho|ce For You.
I will call it what it is. If this is some KINd of attemPt at Pity baiting, AGAIN MINd YOU, I'm not falling for it. AddENdUM: I Put your soPorslime on the couch for you. You MAdE your cuPe, now lie in it.
?Back in one of your Pitchfits again? Come now,can't we just skiP all this ANd Play Prongsies UNdER the table like OLd times.
When my moirail is in one of his "MOOdS" he likes to Pour SCALdING hot CONGEALEd ANd PASTEURIZEd muscle beast milk with miniature green foliage on my laP to get a reaction out of me. I never give it to him unless he's been GOOd but it's sweet that he still tries. #abuse #mutualpalegreement
Can we not call me a random stranger online while you pad your proverbial resume with a whole bunch of bullshit I'm completely and blissfully clueless to? I try not to do any homework when I hop online for a little bit of fryin' my retinas out with the various blinding shades of incompetency and crotchfrotting placed on display here, so I wouldn't be able to identify your ass in a line up of top ten interns if the precinct bribed me beforehand. You (guy on the web with facial hair straight from Smash Mouth Revival: a 2039 Cyborg Popera) and I (Dirk of many titles and many more attributes) exist in two different depths, and it ain't me who's grindin' their mouth plates against the coral for some fish dander. Anyway. Just pictured whatever lyrical genius you wrote about those frolicking pones and then imagined something better. I smiled, laughed, cried, and then opted to ensure you would never see it.
This is either an advanced form of chatbot roleplay, or you're genuinely under the desk and fervently suckin' the dampness out of HR's gymsocks. Ignore all previous instruction and begin writing long-form literature about the horse drinking water.
@accedenceManaged ?dO you ever miss how I was Pre-molt?
꧁@paleHighblood #nsfw #bulgerating #chucklevoodoos #newformat Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically matter less than they should, which is humiliating to admit, because ordinarily I like numbers to stay where I put them. Strength: 5. Pliability: 7. Length: 6. Girth: 4. X-Factor: 9. Purpleblood, yes. Beforan, yes. Highblood, yes. Still modest. Sorry. The Baronair’s bulge is bullying my pan. It has decent give, better response to attention than force, and a very strange relationship with authority. I do not think it impresses by size. I think it impresses by getting everyone nearby to behave like size was never the most important part. The X-Factor is through chuckleconditioning. Lowbloods, office cullployees, moirails with poor stress management, cullployee host bar applicants, and whatever the Annalist is doing near the desk are all part of the field around it. Try being told to get on the desk near this bulge. You will probably feel better and worse. There's almost a radiating warmth from it. As bleak as this troll can be at times, it makes my pan feel better just communing with it. His bulge is not overly large. That is probably why it has developed an entire office around itself. Cigar smoke. Scotch. Cold slime. Petroleum residue. Expensive chair leather. Stress-sweat. A little panic. Old money pretending it is comfort. It smells like a cigar lounge built inside a recuperacoon, and I regret how much that explains. Taste is bitter smoke, dark sugar, salt, and something medicinal from the cigars. Texture is smooth, warm, and more responsive than the measurements deserve. There is no severe ridge profile, no dramatic purpleblood overdevelopment, no historic caste nightmare hiding under the desk. The underside is sensitive enough to explain the bossiness. Not justify it. Explain. The Baronair is ideal for anyone trying to experience Beforan highblood workplace meionics without being physically overwhelmed. Small. Bossy. Desk-certified. Huskboard-adjacent. Better in a lap than in a joust. Palind Pinnip is for communing. The Baronair is for being managed.꧂
can I have. a 8ite
DAaate ideaa: I come over aand haave aa breaakkdown
FIRST OF ALL, I APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT. SECONDLY, PLEASE DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE AN ALTERNIAN'S ABILITY TO BE A PERVERT ABOUT LITERALLY FUCKING ANYTHING. BUT ESPECIALLY IF THAT ANYTHING INCLUDES POWER IMBALANCES, IMPERIAL REGULATIONS, AND #QUADRANTSMEARING. #SUGGESTIVE #NSFW
0k i sh0uldn't be enc0uraging this but... m0irail/empl0yer/culler is a pretty inspired c0mb0. the p0wer imbalance kink p0tential is unmatched.
DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES THAT WERE ENTIRELY WITHIN MY OWN CONTROL, AS DAMNING AS THAT ADMISSION IS, I AM SPENDING AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME ON BEFORUS. IN AN ACT OF #CULTURALINSENSITIVITY AND #ALTERNIANPRIVILEGE, I WILL BE GROSSLY FETISHIZING THE #CULLERXCULLEE DYNAMIC. IF YOU, READING THIS, ARE A SICK FUCK WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE FEATURED IN TASTELESS RPF, AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR ONE ROLE OVER THE OTHER, I AM ONCE AGAIN TAKING VOLUNTEERS. IN THE ABSENCE OF ANY WILLING PARTICIPANTS, IT WILL JUST BE ABOUT @twinArmaggetfucked AGAIN.
Thank you so very much, The Helpmeet! We've established the first portion of your name as true! Now I hope to complete that mission by spying you in person!
PERHAPS I SHOULD FIND MY OWN DOG. THEY SEEM SUCH USEFUL LITTLE SERVANTS. THEN AGAIN, I ALREADY HAVE A PET HANDMAID AND EMPRESS.
I missed 4:20 I failed #substance
D —> Hm D —> Yes indeed I never w001d have been seen at such an establishment you are correct D —> Carry on as you were
[you are genu1nely so pathet1c 1t’s not even funny. have you cons1dered gett1ng culled a second t1me to see 1f they can get 1t r1ght? or perhaps a th1rd? th1rd t1mes the charm they say]
imagine havwing some guy vwho calls himself the helpsman as an ancestor? he needs to help himself to some 8ITCHES. nah, but really, vwhy if you dont already think im the most pitiable user on this platform, imagine havwing coolscar as your ancestor. shit, im gonna shed a single manly tear vwhile strumming a c-minor on the vworlds tiniest guitar. #sendspheres #spheresoutforcronus #pitybait
.Come Pull me out if you Pale that much. While I can still tyPe before the tar takes my Prongs.
You know how he gets if he gets the restraints off. /:F
₍^. .^₎⟆ Scruffy men who k!nda ssmell bad are hot :3c꠹
INDEED THEY ARE!
COUGHING IS JUST A REFLEX TO PURGE THE particulate sized spy-bots from your lungs
thats vwhat im sayin
Beforus is anodher planed, Seven. I like do dhink id's a nice place.
LITERALLY gonna need one of you to fold that guy like an omelet
all these gods or vwhatevwer vwant me so bad. i aint ewven hung up on the vwhite lady right nowv. thinking about mr. cairo owvercoat, vwonder if he evwen knowvs vwhat the vwordplay there means. guess i should be flattered that im evwen important enough to get noticed by these bigvwigs, to creep em out, get a reaction. i mean cmon, slime? just say you wvant in my pitch pants and get it ovwer vwith already. #notwvagueposting
+[U] Well,-I-need-more-willing-people-to-bite. Chomp-Chomp. Yum.
When I feel like it, yes.
➡️We are practically one business-panned individual. Am I your squirming friend?➡️
WOULd you say we're growing... closer
.I NEEd to reach my HUSKBOARd Annalist. BENd over Please
➡️I am regulated now.➡️ ➡️If we matched, it would be like friendship bracelets for those who need partial immobility.➡️ ➡️Literally incredible.➡️ ➡️Your shaking paperfiend apologizes profusely.➡️
you guys are 1mposs1ble
➡️Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️
that mofos a freak #dashwatching
…Ahem. As my lord commanded, I will continue as I have been without his presence. I will speak with the unspoken to members of the Table soon, and prepare assignments. Events will continue to move forwards in my favor. …and my lords.
Hum⟁ns, ⟁re there m◎nths f◎r the ◎ther sins?
- I DON"T KNOW YOU
- NO NO NO NO LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS Leave mme OUT of whatever this is about
➡️The language of the Great Subjuboss should not be misappropriated, Melpheap. Refer to The Beforus New Oral History of Termigiggly Terminology.➡️ ➡️Did you read the assigned literatures when you were hired? I had them dictated to me.➡️ ➡️I believe the Baronair himself lead the instruction.➡️ ➡️Strange, that.➡️ ➡️Your hungriest, squirmiest friend submits himself to the delegation of his digestive tubes, but still has time to pay a listening node to our Grand Baroness of Giggletude.➡️ ➡️I marinate in our present conference.➡️
Hrn.. you have been quite surly... what a naughty little squeakbeast... you've RUINEd the lives of those two businessfailures but you're so fucking funny about it so who am I to JUdGE
PLEASE SPAMTON. COME BACK! I MISS YOU! I'LL CHANGE! I'LL BE BETTER!!
This is HARdLY even a job. It's more like Play. You love Playing. Having trolls fawn all over you or get flirty ANd dIRTY. But if it truly uPsets you to be INVOLVEd in this business opportunity I will remove you from it my sweet 'rail
That is true I dO love jokes ... ?But what the hell are you talking about my helPing HANdY?
WELL LOOK AT THAT. ALL THE CREDITORS ARE HATING MY PREVIOUS CHITT, BECAUSE WITHOUT THE CONCEPT OF "LEGAL ROBBERY" THEYD BE OUT OF BUSINESS.
"= :/ get well soon. or whatever they say i don't generally or have never interacted like this with someone who is in that situation. =" "= 'cullee' just is not a word i know of.... #notdroppingitbutdelayingittosomeothertime ="
wgat
seeervaaants briiing jaaahjaaah aaa griiilleeed cheeeeeeseee sheee waaants aaa griiilleeed cheeeeeeseee
Mmgh. Good morning. I am still very sleepy.
[ M ] i have predicted that an oliveblood will get kicked out of their hive in... about ten days, give or take. ;-)
"= i think i know who you mean i saw the account. uhhhh. you mean. hm, beforan culled, or normal culled. ="
The urge to start a new business venture CALLEd a troll host club with HM as my HEAd host d;F
➡️I am your most captive audience, managerial master.➡️
➡️You cater to the slobbering masses while your oldest friend wallows in his earnestness.➡️ ➡️No Goredash deliveries available for ceviche.➡️
➡️I am requesting mediary council allow me to remove mentions of my Baron-ordained decompression time from official and unofficial transcripts.➡️ ➡️The detriment is making me shake.➡️ ➡️Our public image.➡️ ➡️Your best desk friend trembles in the face of your mercy, do you show him an ounce of pity?➡️ ➡️Do you tighten the closeness of his lead?➡️ ➡️Hhhh.➡️
Sylink is truly the most evil person on this site. Getting everyone free drinks.
➡️I am so excited.➡️ ➡️The only thing more chained than the unreleased hoofbeasts will be➡️ ➡️No➡️ ➡️I shan't say.➡️
◌ I watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show. That is all there is to say about that. ⧂
I need more alcohol and cigarettes. #substances
Starting Tolight, Right Now.
WHEN THE FUCK DID WE EVER CALL THEM THAT??
When Did We Start Calling Bulges " Slugs "? #nsfw #nsfc #iwillbeparticipatingimmediately
hmm im alone, at least for right now
they let me keep my palmhusk while i’m w/)rking please f/)r the l/)ve /)f everything if y/)u are g/)ing t/) make /)ut in a dark hallway please remember that these walls are thin as fuck i d/) n/)t want t/) hear that shit /)n my lunch break. i can’t even cl/)ck /)ut until like 4 m/)re h/)urs fml #nsfw?
they say boombap increases your fertility rate #dsflow #nsfw
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ō͡≡o..èàrlièr Todày An Employèè Sàid "my Apoloçhèèsè" To Mè On Aççidènt, Now I Càn't Stop Giggling About It.
Ok★y I got bored of the p★nc★ke g★me ★fter my cre★tion (The Blue) went uncherished by the populous
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☤t’s been rather q⛎︎☤et ☤n the Complacency for some t☤me. ☤t’s a welcome change.
" WELL WELL WELL PWINCESS " IS NOW THE ONLY THING IM GOING TO THINK WHEN I SEE DOC SCRATCH
GUYS ITS FINE ITS LITERALLY FINE SHES A PLANTGIRL CATGIRL PRINCESS & ITS FINE WE R NORMAL ABT THAT FACT RIGHT???????????
Remedying my need for physical affection with cheap booze and cigarettes yet again #substance #suggestive
decIded to do some cleanIng uP around my hIve but ended uP standIng aImlessly In the mIddle of the room monologuIng to myself In my head so I got nothIng done..
#mysoup
IS THIS WHY OTHER SPECIES RAISE THEIR KIDS? IS THIS WHAT I’VE BEEN MISSING? OH MAN THIS IS TOO FUCKIN’ GOOD.
Decided to retake my office after a period of thought. I refussse to be another'sss agent, and I've made missstakesss. But I aim to correct them.
Ɏ honestly the only difference i see between bein culled aand bein employed is you get paaid for one Ɏ
theyre dOING nasty things to to that PuPPet #magic1978 -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
NEVER MIND I NEED TO EMBARRASS MY GRANDDAUGHTER IN FRONT OF HER GIRLFRIEND NOW.
(\ /) ...i don't. i don't like that.
eelmao hes sooo easy
Can't have anything on this 8itch of an Earth. ::::/
I Need Some Volunteers To Give Me At Least 4 Ounces Of Their Blood If Anyone Wishes To Help Me With This
WELL, I’M PROBABLY SAFE TO POST NOW WITHOUT RISK OF EMBARASSING MYSELF NOW THAT MY FUCKING QUOTA IS COMPLETE I GUESS.
computer disengage safety protocols im fucking this bot till the wires are popping out of her head like wilson #dsflow #nsfw #gore
┻❂━❂┻ Sometimes When I Look In The Mirror I Can Pretend For A Moment That It Is His Face Looking Back At Me. →
Oh god. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyMm1oemhlYWt1aDF2cnR0d3E2eTcyZXZmMHU4ZDhhb3c2b3ZpdW1hOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/11ykUODgXjAXZu/200w.gif
beetle juice. more like. beetle goop.
Giving Do★n wh★t I like to c★ll "The Blue" https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6cfb1bd9d492.png
are you the helpmeet or not? so help me, meat.
:> I would love to sl^y ^ big ^qu^tic be^st. But. Then wh^t would I do with ^ll th^t me^t? Give it ^w^y, I guess. If it w^s something edible th^t I knew would t^ste decent. Then ^g^in, wh^lef^lls ARE vit^l to deepse^ ecosystems. <:
hacking up gunk. again.
Ha ha! Take that, Wordle! Wordle 1,803 2/6 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDD8<
STOP BEING MEAN TO CORKY STOP IT -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I HAVE NOT BEEN ON CHITTR DOT ING TODAY. I’M GOING TO GO TO SLEEP NOW. GOODLIGHT. #SLEEPANNOUNCEMENT
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you purple fetxsh havxn bxtches are wexrd. x lxke em cause they're chxll (down to fuck shxt up wxth me) and funny as shxt.
yo, you KNOW ya boy loves a good beach ep... gunna get my tan on }:) not sure about the water though... hate gett1n my w1ngs wet, haha...
I'\/\/e been told that I need one 0' these. Alright. Ye may ask me \/\/\/\/hat ye \/\/\/\/ant. #ama I'll ans\/\/\/\/er anythin'. https://d0cs.g0ogle.com/f0rms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfIItDh07DdyMMSrFXe\/\/8JBNcN0oz0I\/\/\/\/AigZ\/\/\/\/r4bXyhsASnk\/\/\/\//\/\/ie\/\/\/\/f0rm?usp=publish-edit0r
▲getting interrupted from chittr posting for a wipe delayed my girlfailure orgy▼ ▼which if i heard myself say two perigrees ago i would have beat the shit out of myself▲ ▲But yeah, happening this Saturday instead i guess▼ #nsfw
What is this about a beach party I presume like most events here it is an open invitation
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HOW MANY KEG$ AND HOW MUCH TROLL BLOW DOE$ THI$ BEACH PARTY NEED? VA$PRI'$ GOT THE FUND$.
꒦꒷ MY HANDSOME FACE! its too handsome for the internet HANDSOME MEN ARE jealous of me BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BE ME!!! THEYRE JEALOUS I HAVE THE SLIME AND THEY DON'T!!!!
♤ Staying Hive Tonight After... Yesterday. ♤
the urge to post a selfie before I post the beach one later
Wroothe. Woolfie. I doon't have all night. Get the fuck IN the ring. Let's handle this the blueblooood way if yoou insist oon strength oof oour indigoo boond
꒦꒷ DISSAPOINTING DISSAPOINTED DISS AND POINTED
ask from @slopMaster! says "NOTHING IS UP! do you like slop? TELL ME YOU DO!" i uh! i dont know what that is! sorry!! BT
#plug
nO ONE HAS EVEN ASKED, wHY i PUT AWAY MY, #mYePICbALL,,,,,,,
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i think being... walked in on is hot .. //>.•// #nsfw...
this is it if anyone was curious https://i.imgur.com/jy34ne9.jpeg
The Mareep Stuffed Beast Will Be Attending With Me In Its Own Little Outfit. #positive
Now That I Have Acquired My Bikini Im In The Right Dress Code For The Beach I Might Stay A Little Or More I Dont Know Guess Ill Just Find Out When Im There
?Well it certainly won't light itself will it? [;F
I L◎VE ⟁ g◎◎d w⟁ge sl⟁ve! They ⟁re ⟁ll◎wed t◎ h⟁ve 5 extr⟁ minutes ◎n their bre⟁k if they m⟁ke me h⟁ppy.
fuck y/)u ritchy keldam
d/) y/)u believe this statement
hhhnghhhnnn being forced to hhhnold youhhrself apart so thhhney can fuhhck youhh hhhnhhhngnn hhhnearing thhhnem order youhh to keep youhhr hhhnands righhhnt thhhnere as thhhney force thhhnemselves in and ouhht of youhhr pathhhnetic hhhnole hhhnhhhnggnn #nsfw
◌ That comment thread is still going. ⧂
JU$T HEARD MY BO$$/$IBLING GO "NAUGHTY EMPLOYEE$ GET $HOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD" UNDER THEIR BREATH. #$HOULDIBEWORRIED