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!remindYou was it fun? o,o
L3t2 h3ar it brochacho
Yaknow I kinda wanna chang3 my nam3 on h3r3 again 2inc3 I b33n Partyma2t3r Fl3x for 2o long, but hon32tly lik3... What 3l23 2hould/would I 3v3n call my23lf?
MY NAME!!!!
Hey whats yes ig is :(
What .
Oh my god
*blink blink*
Yeah, I don'⟡ go⟡ one ==⟢
is it natunal or are you doing it just for the halibut?
fuuuuuck i keep makin fish puns
Who up transing they gender?
k bout 2 pss out i sleep nw
yeah that checks out!
hows the flight going???
i feel like i summoned them
i just laughed so loud i snorted i gotta get out of here
FLYING THE PLANE
Nyooooo
wait a second..... if youre jade, and im jade... then whos flying the plane???
there they are. they both liked my post too. wild!
there's actually two of them. or something.
That2 my dawg right th3r3 Funny moth3rfuckin 2k3l3ton dud3
no way... sans....
what do you call a belt made out of watches? a waist of time
i'm the janitor.
hey, thanks a million, pal.
Not you S★ns, someone else. (★lso not you other S★ns, not w★lking into th★t)
:33 < GRAHH!!!
:33 < !??!?! DOING THIS ON PURRPOSE
sorry about the other guy.
:33 < MEWR BOTH FLOODING MY NOTIFICATIONS!!!
:33 < THERE'S TWO OF THEM
women are my favorite guy
pun fact of the day (|;P books on anti-gravity turn out to be really popular on earth!! apparently theyre impossible to put down hehehe
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LO SIENTO, SOY GRINGO.
“VERY GOOD.”
MUY BODEGA.
@GROK TRANSLATE THIS.
hola, como estas
HOLA, ME LLAMO COSTAR.
Do you know why in games skeletons always know where you are? Because they're talking to your bones skelepathically.
:33< im real
The sleepiest slitherf★ng EVER. Goodlight.
OFFICE CLOSED. “SOMEONE” WISHED FOR “COSTAR TO GET ONE MILLION BUCKS.” NOW I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THESE ANTLERBEASTS. #IWORKWITHTWOFUCKINGIDIOTSBRO
dude im up so early the worm isnt even out here yet. im the earliest bird who ever was.
Ɏ keep moving forwa-a-ards Ɏ Ɏ just gotta-a-a keep moving forwa-a-ards Ɏ Ɏ you ha-a-ave to move forwa-a-ards Ɏ
THAT HOT PIECE OF ASS ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY. #NSFW
that fuckin skeleton that i hate. #dashwatching
i’m bing bong
i'm him
Wgat?
This is how Joseph Joestar would say it if it was one of his attacks in Heritage for the Future
n0t many are 0n currently s0 i'll busy myself with s0mething else. i may return later 0n. i miss chatting with every0ne.
:33 < mewre all fine shyte :33 < no n33d to fight
Thank god I can't read
fine shyte is awake.
i’m fine shyte btw. :3
Sleeping now. You better be im★gining my sleeping pretty ★s fuck. (in ★ h★ndsome swordsm★n prot★gonist w★y)
probably in the corner, if i had to take an estimated guess.
You seem like the kind★ fell★ to know ★ guy for most things tbh.
I'm sticking my he★d in the non-euclide★n corner. Where's th★t r★nk?
OOOh It Is A jEst, A jApE! hOw hUmOrOUs! :) whAt blEssEd tOmfOOlEry yEs yEs vEry lOvEly jOkE
Quick answers to most likely to be asked questions: 1) the pools have memories of everyone ive ever met or talked to 2) yes that includes the other me in the a2 timeline 3) the pools shift, they are subject to the tectonic shifts of LOPAM and aren't always the same person in the same pool/vein/stream 4) no i probably havent seen your very intimate worst deep dark secret. 5) most relevant to me at the time (either, any) the more likely i am to see it 6) if i drop something in there it will become a vague only barely accessible part of your memory you barely remember 7) i can only enter active dreams. ask sylink about that one 8) the oilslick/colorful ones contain unimaginable power and most of the time i dont have the stomach for it 9) the memories do not carry emotional weight. it is raw data that is stored and held on LOPAM for archival purposes. you know the three sides to every story? this is the third. just objectively what happened 10) no i dont eavesdrop usually im just looking at my own memories
he means holy as in "full of holes". like if the brain had rotted away or something, thus losing the ability to correctly function. so for it to be unholy only makes sense, since then it wouldn't have any holes. capiche?
I hAvE bEEn InfOrmEd thAt thErE Is An OnlInE scAn Of A frUIt fly brAIn And pEOplE ArE pUttIng It IntO vIdEO gAmEs... thIs sEEms, vEry UnhOly...
this guy's got me thinking. do you see the c when talking about the mediterranean sea c?
weird thought that just occurred to me, partially because i haven't actually. explored earth c that much. did they end up using the same names for places as old earth? is there a florida c somehow? egypt c? russia c? united c states of america? much to think about.
wa1t...1f 1'm not 1n the dr1ver's seat...and you aren't 1n the dr1ver's seat...who's dr1v1ng th1s scuttlebuggy?
THEY DIDN'T NEED TO TRY TO TAKE THE WHOLE FRIDGE
sansibbalism.
!remindYou o,o
!remindYou reminder: you are loved! ^,^
Thank y' I really needed this giggle. Ehheh...
trans the skeleton.
Oh... Oh! B'cause it's your name and "janitor" mixed t'gether!! Ehheheh...
!remindYou reminder: you are loved! ^,^
yeah, otherwise we'll be sans any sanses.
sans.
sans.
sans.
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING WRONG. IT IS #MANGOMONDAY AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT. NOW EAT THE SWEET JUICY FLESH. OF THE FRUIT.
i'm the funniest pers0n 0n here btw ⠀
who the hell invited this guy.
alternates, huh? glad i don't have any of those running around.
oh yeah.
maybe.
something about patrick star from spongebob really speaks to me.
heh, i can't stay mad at that face.
ok buddy, you're starting to get on my nerves.
height? i'm sans measurement.
thanks a hextillion.
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou × 2?!
hey, can i also get that guy's badges? thanks a trillion.
<<"thank you,,,">>
I should get hotter.
what is something you always wanted to say? to me? to a stranger? to yourself? speak now no context needed
kidnapping? i prefer just napping, personally.
:33< this is so sad can we get 15000000000 likes?
Or being stubborn
I likely won't, I'll just h★ve to do it full of nerves
why, feeling weak?
From wh★t I know, they'd r★ther not.
damn, i needed that.
#sanssweep.
The st★rs listen, you c★n look up ★nd tell them ★nything. The v★st endless se★, deeper ★nd more be★utiful th★n ne★rly everything. I hope you get the option to view it without the light pollution.
one of us always tells the truth.
fuck it, ill follow @theMafia why not