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surly 10 trylenols w1ll do the tr1ck for the m1nd honey headache
T)(e two lovebirds want to get married already?! 38D!!!!! #tomodatc)(ilife
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ଳ ≈ I desire another victory burrito.
Neigh.
Human lesbians think they have it rOugh, but if yOu’re a trOll nOt Only dO yOu have tO figure Out if a girl is flirting with yOu, yOu alsO have tO figure Out which quadrant they want??? BrO I’m literally just a barkbeast, be nice tO me
:33< this ones a hit with the girls
:33< girlstuck
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@ there are certain individuals here convinced that giving every chitt a hate is a worthwhile endeavor. do not let it get to you. @
sorry LiL hatebot. you put a hate react on girLs kissin. i can put up with a Lot but that warrants a bLock.
meOOwwwww we stan a messy king and rr queen
== i am not... a failgirl... i have a successful business... ==
Can't say I'm too familiar with what an AI even is. I just know artists hate it and I am on the side of artists :)
Fuck it. Bigass omelette. #breakfastposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/111c010e7345.png
Whoeverr keeps sendin' bombs t' otherr trrolls via courrierr. Stop it. Use th' damn drrone courrierrs instead. Yerr gonna hurrt someone.
;; b-bo§§ make§ a dollar while i-i make a dime, that'§ why i hide in t-the bathroom hyperventilating a-and looking at c-chittr on my p-palmhu§k on company time.. hh ;;
Just one more thing... I'll be on da wadda for #fishingfriday
cheeeeese!!!...... i'm uh trying on some new outfits!! this one's a little... much?? idk i don't think i can really go out looking like this.... #nsfw (artist: j3nny) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/newoutfit.jpeg
.) Feeling tQtally punk rQck again! SQ, I'm pQsting She's A Rebel fQr #RaeList! And befQre yQu say anything, I'm, like, definitely nQt implying anything with the sQng chQice hahaha, I just think this is a real jam!! .) https://www.yQutube.cQm/watch?v=eQv5fF7maFY ))
live from figh7 nigh7 (li7er4lly) (troll twitch link here)
I am a† #figh†nigh†. Do no† approach me unless necessary. I am simply an observer. .)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT MOFOS. IT'S TIME TO GET THIS BLOODY NOSE AND SPLIT LIP PARTY MUTHAHAFUCKING GOING. YOU KNOW THE DEAL. IT'S FIGHT NIGHT AT THRASHTHRUST BEACH. BE THERE AND BE READY TO THROW THE FUCK DOWN, OR AT THE VERY LEAST BE READY TO GET TURNT MUTHAHAFUCKING WAY UP. DON'T CULL EACHOTHER, I DON'T WANNA HAHAVE TO MUTHAHAFUCKING DEAL WITH CLEANUP. NO PSYCHIC POWER CHICANERY. LET'S JUST MUTHAHAFUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA EACHOTHER. :o) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/02a64bfea8b2.png https://msparp.chat/alternianstreetbeefs#
tHiS Is mY BlOoDcOlOr tIeRlIsT. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/aA3A405471e3.PnG
happy day. im happy today. i hope youre happy today, too.
i made onne too. https://file.gardenn/advr1gu4eQxRvRDB/smile.pnng
#rankmaidsdailytropediscussion day 1: forced proximity forced proximity is when characters are stuck spending a lot of time together in intimate or isolated spaces which pushes them to grow closer or clash more quickly this is a super classic and is used in lots of different ways in my opinion its only as good as how the author can use it as a supplementary driving force for the narrative and the goal of sexual tension between the characters involved however the proximity could be literal (physical) or in a more social sense (politcal) and both provide a different flavor of will they wont they this trope can be used for a long term slowburn or pwp focused on the physical aspect sometimes pushing into the stuckage trope social is usually a tacked on addition to a more fleshed out physical proximity trope for example arranged quadrants some examples include being locked in a cell together, being forced to share a body, a shared hiding place, trapped at a party together, being forced to team up for a mission or for work, the barracks of the #eridanwar, the human movie saw where the two human boys are trapped in the bathroom together do you find forced proximity to be an engaging trope? rate it 1-10! 0v0 whats your favorite flavor of forced proximity? (tags: The Rankmaid/Trope Discussion Club, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
sorry if i talk too much!! if you ever need me to shut up you can just shove my face into your crotch and tell me to "eat up" #nsfw
3833 < A small number of people asked for it... > 3833 < Here it comes! > https://64.media.tumblr.com/b00f936bddfc59e9e31bcdb60a0c1a71/6986afc025a282fc-73/s2048x3072/1ff748721d3940bc0f9ddc38225bebf3a5786c97.jpg
3833 < Can I post a really sad looking kitten, or will you guys cry? >
vagueposting is such an omega activity its like youre too nervous and submissive to go directly to the source so you nestle up in the safety of your nest and yip vaguely while you know your pheromones could possibly lead the subject of your vaguepost probably an alpha to your den but the risk and threat of a chase excites you (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, ABO, omegaverse, #nsfw, dashplay, chittrplay, notificationplay, archive rating: M)
Y0u kn0w what maybe eridans d0nt deserve kindness
It truly just looks like, from where I'm standing, fight night is going to be mostly purple bloods beating the absolute fuck out of each other.
I Am ThE PurrbeasT CodeD TrolL YouR LusuS Could'vE WarneD YoU AbouT ;3c
its really hard seeing my descendants all be really disappointed in me all the time
guyz. da crushing soul of capitalism got me down down x(
i had a dream i was enslaved by a computer who had an obsession with the caliginous quadrant (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, kismesis, cogito ergo sum, good evening, archive rating: M)
concept: visiting them in prison and pressing your middles real close from your opposing sides of the cell letting your bulges play between the bars and trying not to be spotted by the guards (tags: Reader/Anonymous, prisonfic, #rankworks, no this doesnt have anything to do with the person that was actually just arrested, everyones just talking about it, and i wanted to do between the bars stuff, exhibitionism, nonpen, bulgejobs, dont get caught, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
you talk a lot of shit for someone in breeding range #nsfw
i'm a lesbian too
Goodlight chitt3rfolk. 233 yall at fight night.
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>[ 10 dastardly blackrom fic but it's just a s-ries of 40 pages in which each of the two (or more) parties involved slap each oth-r on the face and then move on ];
*jingles across the timeline in a way that does not excite the clowns*
T)(at's t)(e second t)(reat t)(is week. I wonder if allergy season is making people grumpy. 38P #vagueglubbing
i was invited by a very special someone to a very special party! ^0^ i cant wait to see all my friends and future coworkers there i was even given a pretty new dress to wear! arigatou @scratchDoctor (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, The Rackmaid & Doc Scratch, tea party invitation, alt outfit, #teaparty, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaeffc3aff8.png
Guess w)(at? Its naut too late to save t)(e oceans! Remember to pick up your litter on t)(e beac)(. 38D
Nice day for some earl grey tea.
I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY.
Who also can purr
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ANYONE ELSE EXCITED FOR FIGHT NIGHT TOMORROW? I'M FEELING PRETTY MUTHAHAFUCKING READY TO GET MY TEETH KNOCKED DOWN THE BACK OF MY FUCKING WINDPIPE. :o)
So Funny Story Kind Of #NSFW I Recently Hooked Up With A Human Trans Girl I Thought To Myself Finally An Opportunity To See For Myself The Vaunted Human Sexual Dimorphism So Color Me Terribly Surprised When I Got The Girls Skirt Off And Saw Exactly What I Am Accustomed To Seeing Between A Human Womans Legs Turns Out Every Human Lover I Have Had Has Been Transgender And Simply Failed To Mention It To Me In The Case Of My Wife I Do Consider This An Oversight But In Every Other Case Its Really Rather Funny I Genuinely Thought Cock Was The Female Default
Unmitigated Violence Beam
:33< thinking about #women again :33c
✨️The stars today...✨️ ... are asking you two pause, reflect, and discern whether a situation you're facing is truly dangerous or not. Don't fall victim two an imaginary threat. Fall victim two real ones. <3 Lucky numbers are 15, 26, and 58! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
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Hands everyone here a free knife Go stab
titty tuesday was fun but i think its time for #widewednesday ! https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4761/0aa8fc7d5985e96bb00d8910d0602b80.jpeg?10913337 #nsfw
concept: watching them start to raise weapons as the argument reaches a dangerous pitch all your yelling to try and auspisticize is ignored you need to stop them, you need to do your ashen duty theyre about to strike at each other when their attention is pulled to you, immediately snuffing their anger the sight of you bent over offering something new for them to fight over (tags: Reader/Auspisticized Parties, ashenfic, #rankworks, dp, bottom reader, ashenpails, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
(I u-uhm, was t-told i s-should really s-sign up f-for social m-media and t-try to m-meet people... Nice t-to uh, meet e-everyone-)
hi guys! i hope you're all having a fantastiC day!
I will admit, my favorite post on this platform was when someone stated "Chittr? More like Shittr." I have been thinking about it for multiple days now. I am not sure why I find it so amusing, but I most certainly do. More like Shittr. Haha!
I like this one. https://i.postimg.cc/P5qS9vdf/250px-0196Espeon.png
YAAAWN. STRETCHING LIKE A CAT. BIG STRETCH.
3833 < Lemme in... > #sealposting https://64.media.tumblr.com/ee9c56a4870c9fe9898c79bd099bcb7d/795eec0c3655442f-49/s1280x1920/e7dddec5647e7a00e18acbbb8a3ac2d4c86c9923.webp
Ugh. I Love Women.
im fun<tionally undatable and im fine with being a repugnant little pox on so<iety
i have got to get nicer. again!
i am happy with my boundaries #myboundaries
ok but consider what if it WAS all of us
we cant aLLLL be the reason why chittr went down. one of you guys has gotta be LLying
rise and grind gamers [A picture of the graveyard from the Thriller music video.]
That's my persoonal scientists i hired them too research any freak bullshit i think oof
many don't know this but it's actually been scientifically proven that cuddles from a fat girl improve your physical and mental health! they told me #nsfw -ish? maybe?
<he<king the page of the ni<e seeming troll in my notifs and flashbanged by the biggest rumblespheres anyone has ever seen #nsfw #not<omplaining #joke
"= nothing more frustrating than the idea of. "conceding defeat". no! it needs to be fought until you physically and mentally and power-wise cannot anymore. ="
Hell0 everyb0dy please d0 n0t die t0day