C. Dualscar Ampora
@caesarsArmament
[[ Transient gutterpunk Dualscar with a Cronus flavor. Disgraced ex-military, living on the run, spent sweeps making a living in sex work. See pinned post! || Mun is currently in: EST time zone. ]]
I’m so fucked.
I don’t havwe one of those fancy #askbox things. But I’m an open book. You got questions, fire awvay.
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That is a fair point. But, doing it this wvay could actually start a convwersation…
Wvhat “horse” are you lot on about??
I get blocked a lot on here. … I got my suspicions about wvhy. Usually I block ‘em back but I don’t think I can do that to a swveet little horse thing. I’vwe done enough wvrong to lusii in the past.
I can’t really blame them. I don’t got the best track record wvith lusii.
yeah i can imagine. seen a couple different you's on here. ...you do seem to be one of a very few amporas that are chill though. you pass my vibe check, dropping a follow.
I get it though. I wvas an asshole til I hit rock bottom. … I mean. I’m still an asshole. But I can go wvith the flowv a little better than some of my alts.
Started wvatchin’ a showv about vwampires. … …I like vwampires nowv.
.⋆♱⃓ You just Ztarted and you already know peak… I’d Zo binge with you even tho I’ve watched multiple times
@onewingedFudanshi You seen this showv?? Right up your alley, I think.
… juju lolly hangovwer … I’m gonna kill the indigo wvho sold me that shit.
Guess My Dirk didn’t appreciate being labelled my Favworite Dirk. Somethin’ about bein’ completely different people, blah blah… So I’m seeking applications for a newv favworite.
He took it personally. He'd rather replace me than admit across the timelines there are different people with the same face. I should take this personally.
I’vwe met about a hundred alts of my best friend on this site, but I’m still not any closer to understandin’ him. Further awvway, if anything. All my alts are stubborn curmudgeons… so at least I’m consistent.
"Favorite Dirk" is such a wild thing to say. You are being sassy. It's breaking the facade you're setting up for yourself.
In some univwerses, You don’t evwen givwe me a chance. Definitely givwes you an advwantage in the Favworite Dirk rankings.
That's probably because my alts are not me. They're individuals with their own lives, completely different from mine. What we have in difference well exceeds our common ground. From interests, to personalities, and to the obvious aesthetics. But I view alternates differently than most people do. Even your alts, I'd say are wildly different from you. It's easier to say these are different people with the same name than it is that they're the same person in another universe.
My guy hooked me up wvith somethin’ newv tonight. It’s. Spiral-y. Gotta be a better wvord for that. But. He said it’s like nothin’ I’vwe tried before and to be perfectly honest. I’m compelled to try it… #substance
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I wvill be partaking in #fishingfriday as usual, but not opposed to fishing for some cute fat boys of any gender wvhile I’m at it…
Okay, I’m wvatchin’ this showv about… human dating. I guess. And it’s just makin’ me wvanna kiss humans. #Suggestive
Probably. This one is called, ah… “Naked Attraction.” I’m seein’ a pretty wvide range of human anatomy, I’ll say that much.
Blockin’ someone wvho blocked me first is a satisfying feeling. Like gettin’ the last wvord in.
I don’t knowv wvho needs to hear this. But you can call me ‘daddy’ any time.
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There seemed to be some distress ovwer not being able to call Casper that. I’m just filling the vwacuum.
Wvho’s Davwe?
its always whos dave and never hows dave great btw its an awesome day
I think I’m going to dip from the pony discourse that’s happening. Otherwvise, if anyone’s up for dinner and drinks and make-outs tonight, shoot me a DM.
Don’t pity this. Wvhat are you all doing. Quit it.
Ugh it’s fine. I just don’t knowv wvhy I’m losin’ my edge here. To the point wvhere people are pityin’ me.
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Alwvays stocked up on wvhiskey and wvine and vwodka if I got friends comin’ ovwer. But I can take requests.
Howv is it that humans havwe such a narrowv understanding of romance and yet. They try to force evwery twvo folks wvho decently get along into it.
Gonna be honest, I didn’t think it wvould be harder to get laid after I stopped chargin’ for the pleasure. Guess the people lovwe some artificial scarcity. #nsfw
I think some of you might havwe co-dependency issues.
@affectionConsecrated and wvhiskey wvon today. I shavwed. And nowv I look like a damn wviggler. #substances
TVw on Earth is wvild.
I dunno, chief. I sit through pretty much wvhatevwer’s on. Evwen if it’s terrible, it’s interesting. I like the ones wvhere they put poorly-adjusted strangers in a house together and make them compete.
There's a decent competition show on Netflix. Its has the dying echos of Ninja Warrior. No drama, all action.
Alright, the ghosts around here keep ravwin’ about this coffee shop so I guess I’m gonna try it. If I’m evwer gonna become mayor I gotta get invwolvwed in the community, or wvhatevwer. Anyone wvant some coffee?
I would like a white chocolate mocha double shot on oat milk, please.
ayy i mean if youre offerin chief ill take a cap vwith tvwo