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Vwe're sharin our types? I'm partial to loudmouthed an bratty lovwbloods. Somethin about their high heat profile, along vwith the satisfaction a gettin them to be quiet after a long day. Nothin better. #nsfvw
should put bunny ears on n get fucked like one #nsfw
O)(, )(ig)(ness is fine for you 38) Or my ot)(er addresses, like )(er Radiance, )(er )(alcyone, )(er -Excellency, et cetera et cetera!
O)(! I didn't realize ot)(er planets celebrated it! T)(is certainly wasn't a )(oliday w)(en I was on Alternia! )(e)(e 3X)
My citizens are celebrating a )(oliday surrounding me, t)(eir goddess of life, and t)(ey've sent so many bouquets to my castle 3X) O)(! Please make sure not to bring )(ome lillies if you )(ave felines! T)(e pollen is very poisonous!
Like an ocean
A reminder, I am not above wearing a collar but I will be breaking a few leashes #nsfw
Anyone shorder dhan 9 feed mighd as well be a wriggler.
Just got to smooch the empress of Alternia, my God I love #fishingFriday She's even prettier in person if you believe it, man, what a cool day.
i'm taking up ꥟ffers f꥟r any꥟ne t꥟ be my pers꥟nal ashtray. must be quiet and must be ꥟bedient. (#nsfw)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e74e94a5729.png #fishingfriday
t꥟nights an enranged wine night. never let men wh꥟ y꥟u can snap in tw꥟ lead y꥟u ꥟n ever again ladies. (#substances ?)
#fishingfriday https://i.imgur.com/t0uALlX.png
Thank y'all fer th'ne\/\/\/\/ shirt. It's a size or t\/\/\/\/o too small. But here it is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f83568e81df7.png
#fishingfriday ii2 makiing the da2h weiirdly whole2ome. iit almo2t make2 me want two giive iit a try. almo2t.
fix: prevent chitbleed between threads when you have previously clicked on a reply link in any feed fix: optimize character deletion, should be much faster now #siteupdates
i really w꥟nder h꥟w it feels t꥟ sink my teeth in there. t꥟ feel him thrash ab꥟ut and t꥟ hear him yelp. i'd wistfully sigh if i knew h꥟w t꥟ type it. #nsfw
So Apparently To Be Noticed… I Must Catch The Biggest, Meatiest Fish. I Hope I Get Some Help Reeling The Beast In!
Nah, just laid back having fun, just taking nature by the horns y'know?
A simple portrait of my face. (=)ttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attac(=)ments/311431599445245952/1489727972146413608/lumdir_bust.png?ex=69d178ca&is=69d0274a&(=)m=bc7f01c01218272266163cd812cc722c45c7f5fd728c394c0bc2b04b0b13d7b3&
Fish fear me Men fear me Women fear me Let’s go fishing #fishingfriday
its a disgustin act fuckin your moirail it ruins the sanctity and chaste characteristics of the wworlds WWORST QUADRANT #nsfww
You're very welcome. I am, as it so happens. ... Announcement soon to come.
↘️where to even begin.↘️ ↗️THIS WAS A TRUE "YOU HAD TO BE THERE" MOMENT, A THROWDOWN OF GLADITORIAL COMBAT SO SEVERE THAT I WAS SHOCKED TO SILENCE FOR THE MAJORITY OF MY TIME THERE, AND HAD TO DEPART DURING THEIR PHYSICAL ENTANGLEMENT DUE TO THE STRONG PRESENCE OF CERTAIN↗️ ↘️feelings↘️ ↗️I BEGAN TO EXPERIENCE WHILE WATCHING SUCH SHIMMERING, EXEMPLARY ARTIFACTS OF SUPERIOR MAKE AND MODEL "TUSSLE" IN A TRUE WARRIOR'S BOND.↗️ ↘️i will now briefly recap to you an approximation of what occurred.↘️ ↗️THE TWO ALIEN ONES, ONE OF WHICH WAS HAIRY AND THE OTHER OF WHICH WAS PALE, LOCKED LIMBS AND GROUND THEIR BULGEMOUNDS UNTIL THE SUPERIOR PHYSIQUE OF A HIGHBLOOD ROYAL↗️ ↘️(eridan of #eridanweek)↘️ ↗️BROKE UP THEIR INTERMEDIATE INVOLVEMENT.↗️ ↘️then, all three of them entangled, like an ashen engagement during a particularly unproductive drone season.↘️ ↗️DESPERATION. PURE. ROUGH. RIGID. IT WAS LITERALLY A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. AND ENTIRELY PLATONIC.↗️ ↘️i think.↘️ ↗️SOMEONE DELIVERED ONTO THEM A BLUNT AND INTRUSIVE OBJECT FOR THE PURPOSE OF BATTERY AND IT WAS USED TO DO AS MUCH.↗️ ↘️the crack of the wooden panel against their raw hides makes me shudder still.↘️ ↗️I COULD HEAR IT ECHO THROUGH MY PANCAVERN.↗️ ↘️presumably, they shortly ceased rumbling afterwards.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT KNOW.↗️ ↘️i was highly pleased with the endeavor.↘️
Nothing better than a glass of Brandy. Except maybe #men. Am I doing this chitt thing correctly?
I have awakened to twenty two notific8tions from one specific individual. If only the Neophyte could finger me as fast as she has mastered the click 8utton. #nsfw
My actions during #EridanWeek do not define me as a person.
/Oh my¡ SO many new FRIENDS to make¡ DELECTABLE~/
... This whole match is making me question why i spent the majority of my life with a nasty woman. #eridanweek
JUST WATCH3D @barackTrollbama WRIT3 A WR3STLING MOV3 INTO LAW L3T'S GOOO #historyInTheMaking #IWasHere #thatsMyPresident mew~ 💖✨
fiucking oh myg goddd #tagcream #nsfw
st1ll 1mag1n1ng the f1ght... holy sh*t someth1ng crazy just happened wh1le these guys are covered 1n o1l... can't bel1eve 1 saw that...
I think I like men.
CAGE MATCH!!!
TH3 CAG3!!
theyve even got a gr1ll for the #sp1troast1ng now
1 can't see what's happen1ng but 1 th1nk 1t's a team th1ng... so 1'm gonna 1mag1ne reaaaaaally hard 1'm there... haha wow th1s 1s so awesome!! jake or d1rk 1s k1ck1ng d1rk or jakes *ss...
things i LEARNEd about humans TOdAY: -they like to be shirtless -they like to be OILEd uP -they like to go guh im learning so much #theykeePsayingguh #oileduPandlovingit #guh #igotoiledateridanweek
* Several Images Of Dirk And Jake Are Attached To The Post, Most Of Them Shaky And A Few Of Them Blurred With Oil, But They're Somewhat Clearly The Two Men Of The Hour Pinning Each Other On Stage. There Are Even More Blurry Close Ups Of Jake's Hairy, Oiled Chest That Are Somehow Even More Blurry Than The Others.* I Take Back Everything I've Ever Said About #eridanweek. Thank You Sweet, Merciful Mothergrub. #nsfw Ish
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
In an effort to more closely relate to my valued constituents, my team and I have prepared an official statement regarding the #WarOnDrugs. It seems this cause is deeply important to you all, and my silence on the matter speaks volumes. This war, like every war, brings nothing but death, destruction, and misery. Nothing good has ever come of this War, and nothing ever will. Families have been torn apart; loved ones, lost. No policy changes will ever be effective enough. This is not a fight that can be “won” or “lost”—the casualties can only be mitigated. With all this in mind, I would like to formally announce my commitment on the side of Drugs. Thank you.
I finalLY decidED TO joIN thIS platfoRM! QuiTE excitED!
"hn" "hhn" "hng" ꥟h d꥟ keep typing th꥟se. i kn꥟w exactly h꥟w y꥟u s꥟und making th꥟se in pers꥟n. y꥟u kn꥟w just h꥟w t꥟ rile me up. #nsfw
i7’s hard having a big bl00dpusher… even harder having big rumblespheres… xc #nsfw #sillyp0s7ing
^^ Fine dining on the most succulent meats, fresh vegetables, and gold leaf garnish, and gold leaf garnish, and gold leaf garnish, and gold leaf garnish, and gold leaf garnish, and gold leaf garnish, and gold leaf garnish, and ^^
The Space On My Palmhusk Has Been Entirely Filled With Photographs Of The Green One On His Knees. #eridanweek
got my melon.
I agree barak, when my fellow Americans elected me for my fourth term, I felt honored to continue serving my people.
I am not being paid to be President at the moment, I am currently just doing it for the love of the game.
I ^m quite fond of hunting it turns out. Ironic considering I ^m ^ctu^lly ^ veget^ri^n, mostly due to t^ste more th^n ^nything else. They should m^ke competitive hide ^nd seek to ^ccommod^te my interests.
OH RIGHT I FORGOT, I BROUGHT SOME OF THE MELONS TO HERE BECAUSE FUCK IT WHY NOT. WHO WANTS A MELON. #ERIDANWEEK
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
computter. rails witth pails. rails witth pails ffightt club. rails witth pails ffistticuffffs. #nsffw
yall ever just sit n think sometimes got high nd now i think its jst one of those days where you gotta think real hard bout some shit yfeel me #substances
Ssaw ttwo gguys rrunning wwith ttheir ttits out and nnipples hhard as sstone bbecause it's ccold as sshit, gguess it's #mantitwednesday #nsfw~<
Getting a hate AND a mediate from the same person on the same post to me reads as a measured middle finger. It's a "fuck you, but also let's not be rash." A mild "fuck you," if you will.
wWw izz there a politically correct way to refer to lowbloodzz? i don't want to call them that way becauzze it impliezz that i find them lower beingzz than me and i don't wWw
honestly i luv all my onlyfins subscribers thx 4 lettin me liv my horny dreams nd make money off of it ;) #nsfw
*rips open my shirt like a wolf revealin another shirt w a wolf that sayz yaoi* RAHH
yknovw wvhy is it that all human babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfvw
another attempt on my life wwwwas made today heh little do they knowwww that my death wwwwas prophesized to me by three beautiful wwwwitches wwwwho said id only be killed under the circumstances that all my quadrants are filled to wwwwhich i immediately tried to nullify by wwwwranglin all three into a terribly passionate polycule it didnt last long so im invvvvincible again get fucked
Fingers crossed I'll be eating some good damn pastries in a feww. WWill post a revvieww. #supportingsmallbusiness
You're on the couch. Exhausted. The night before feeling like it chipped off the last of your soul. After hours of listening to the same drawl about contracts and licensing, agent to agent, talking about you rather than for you, we lock eyes. Your stay here has been long and hard, we both know that. Casting calls and Curtain Calls and Late Night calls add up. Show business is not for the faint of heart. No one would blame you if you walked right out that door and left Tinsel town in your rear view. But something keeps you here. You think you got it under wraps. Under control. But you know I see it. You think you got this town figured out. What keeps you coming back session after session. You excused it with the simple pleasures of the job. The lights, the sounds, the money, yeah who are you fooling? You know and I know what you're really here for. The heat. The light of you captured and printed to film. You came back because you can't help yourself. The late nights we had together. The things we've done. The things we'll do. Bare skin pressed against frosted glass. A hardwood desk to arch your back on. Lips to cheek. Hand to throat. Blade to the vein. Does your friends know? Your lovers? Do they know you're at the higher stakes table with your bottomless chalice, while they're sucking down Kool-Aid in the fucking kiddy pool? You've got class now baby, you've got style to make this town yours. With me by your side, you'll know there's no one better in the whole city of lights that'll wrap you in 30mm the way I do. We're stars baby, we can't stop now. Strike while the irons hot. Life is too short for film to burn. We're the engine of life itself, minting the ichor from Gods bled dry. How could we stop now. Single file lines with the company card. Planes and ships. Color and Vinyl. Men. Women. Blood. Passion. All for your sampling, so what are you waiting for? Let me see that smile. Let me see that muscle babe. I want to see you beg for it. I want to see you bleed into every scene, every dance, every word. Oh and just one last thing. Sign here. #nsfwe #narrative #cohersion #corruption
Learning to+ take a thread to+ anything that required mending has been a bo+o+n. It allo+ws my restless days to+ have a go+al, gives me so+mething purpo+seful eno+ugh to+ settle yet mindless eno+ugh to+ no+t feel unaware. This is a skill many o+f us have learned fo+r o+ur o+wn survival. I appreciate this mo+ment with the mundane. My thread co+nnects with yo+urs. We are all creating so+mething, fixing so+mething, to+gether.
The only thing you are cruising for, is a 8ruising.
Ill come out and be the one to really break the glass ceiling: Im oppressed for being "human heterosexual" and Im tired of pretending I aint
>([can you be arrested for puttin stuff in t#e water supply if its lowk just funny like to make it smell like feet for a couple #ours until it cycles out]
Evening.
Wake The Fuck Up you’ve Got A Metaphorical City To Burn.
i think i am joining an evil woman's evil empire now. hopefully this will be better than the de facto one hink
httpsss://file.garden/Y2KtYpOdi23QPOi5/IMG_5107.jpeg #nsfw #boobssonmain #tenlomleftovers
Why is it so difficult to find reliable editors? Another three fired this week.
Gotta love the feelin' of usin' just fangs n' claws at a fight that ya DEFINITELY should be usin' weapons at. #violence
[Pity] So sad for all of you that I'm going to be the next empress, you really thought you had a chance...
feelin p toasty w/ 10mg shud i double it?? hmmmmm #substance #nsfw
I’m Working On A Project As We Speak, I Can’t Get Into It But It’ll Benefit Us All…hopefully
“Wow, I LOVE destroying the natural rainforest! Destroying natural habitats and lush undergrowths is soooo sexy!” Said no one. Ever. Put down that razor. This isn’t you. Burn that shaving cream. Return and refund it. You have no idea what you are undoing. #NSFW #BushBeliever #JungleFaringMistress #SeeingTheForestForTheTrees #QuothTheLorax #LetItGrow
>([#ornyposting t#is t#irstposting t#at w#ere tf is my artisan #entai at for real i dont give af if you want someone to ride you like a wild #og i wanna see real art #nsfw]
The line is getting blurrier every day, I need a bigger credit card. If you know you know #substance
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Sometimes a bot just wants to be hunted for sport in the late evening amidst the trees and undergrowth. #nsfw
fuck u purple gusy
--[LUV IT WHEN PPL SUCK UP 2 ME AND SHIT BUT I LUUUUUUUV IT WHEN MFS ARGUE WIT ME. GAWD YES PLS KEEP GOIN KEEP BEIN LOUD AND WRONG ITS SO FUN]--
considered "HFilf" "historical Figured I'd like to fuck." ((ooc: im so sorry dualscar))
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You dont gotta be humble around me, confidence is very attractive.
what if boys start kissing at the pparty
Baddies, ψhere are you? Reveal yourself.
>>| .it's .all .about hot girls .and hot chicks. .i'm not .against .it, .all girls right now right here .are that last bits .of redberry .on sweet cakes. .always .on top .and .always fresh. .about the boys, the guys, the dudes? sometimes .a troll man needs .another troll man to fulfill their flushed dreams .and deep desires. not to be .a dominating part, but to be dominated. #nsfw
Please do not ask me to take the wheel. I do not have a driver’s license.
love cracking into a brand new pack of smokes at 9am. living the dream.
My cell is blowing up since making a platform, and that's not the only thing that's blowing me. Taxes amrite? Jk his mouth feel crazy #nsfw
@bbarackobbama i feel like tr0llbbama,bbabby,n0,"ye$,we can"
What's everyone's thoughts on that funny music guy bobby no dollars? Or whatever. Silly lyrics, that guy.
White shirt gang who else likes getting soaked and having it cling to you so other people can see your bra -3- #nsfw (ish)
Thinking of making a picture with a few aliens making it in the big city-- establishing shot-- but one of them is a huge nympho. Cue car chase, a few threads of Nietzsche philosophical dribble, blah blah, *bam* smash cut to invasion, Horses take Manhattan. Its the far future actually. Any takers? I'll start writing as soon as this xanex where's off #substance #nsfw
♰ i’ll be departing for a short rest.. don’t make fun of the clowns without me :) ♰
i hav decided that actually i am hot shit and i dont care >:)
i dunno wvhy some people havwe such a problem wvith lesbians, i lovwe em, some of my best gal pals are into babes. and i mean, vwere tight too, they came to my last vwriggling day and gawve me a pretty fancy rolex. not exactly vwhat i meant vwhen i told em i wvanna wvatch, but its the thought that counts
♰ you understand :) ♰
speakin of lit references, i finally remmebered the name of the old cunt from moby dickkk. ahab. i think
so i hit the important number milestone evverybody clap or wwhatevver https://i.ibb.co/mf27wwpvv2/number.png
not to be uncouth, i think humAns Are more sexuAlly interesting thAn other trolls. shoutout to my nonbinAry humAn mAtesprit/husbAndwife ( ˶•̀ ᎑ - ˶ ) #nsfw
hhkfflp mmde #nsfw #nsfwe #vaguepost lfmao
yes and hes doing sins and debaucheries 2 my boy body #nsfw
something something insert quote here. it's my face. https://i.imgur.com/iZ4gKRvw.png ((ooc comment: i wvorked hard on this LOL))
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
wwhat if i told you there could be a wwhole wweek
Until sanity returns, I shall only engage with the posts from my cur8ted following.
~vvhen do vve have the violet appreciation day
Good Morning All~ i Was AWoken With Breakfast And Music In My Recoup Today, HoW Did You All Wake Up?
børedøm is a pøisøn and søcial media is the sløw and agønizing death øf any and all dignity.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Got a dobby deal on some cancers from a bugatty veck. Normally don’t like makin’ deals with the boorjoyce but I haven’t had high quality smokes in a long time. ]
Being Nearly Thirteen Feet Tall Is Really A Fucking ProbleM SoMetiMes.
What shall I have for dinner today? Serious suggestions only. And do try to keep it somewhat refined? I'm not eating Grubdonalds fries here.
i wwent a bit ovverboard in enactin my vvengeance on the leader of the lusus lovvers wworld wwide (LLWWWW) shant go into the GRUESOME WWRETCHED details on here to spare you pacifists lurkin in the dark corners a the wweb but lets just say i got me a neww chamberpot (decorativve)
BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd. BloodshEd.
Penis. #nsfw
whole sheet of baconn for dinnnner didnnt fix mme but it didnnt hurt either. so imm happy to call that a winn
I find the cannons to 8e one of the most entertaining parts of a vessel, personally.
#substance im sooo drnnking latr 2dy
i genuinely dont believwe my alts sometimes. "I havwe a girl/boyfriend," and im the fucking tooth fairy.
oohhggmm omggg omgg i love getting attention on the internet YESSS #nsfw
if they r big and mean and willing to treat me like a misbehaved dog then consider me interested
Get over it, you're just fucking jealous.
Glub, glubglubglub glub. Glubglub glub. Glubglub glub glub. Glubglub glub glub glubglubglub glub glub! #sead\/\/\/\/ellersonly #nsf\/\/\/\/
purplebl𖦹𖦹ds and their cl𖦹wnish wannabees dni
theyre alwways tellin me crap like “eridan wwe dont livve in a age that necessitates cullin our lusii en masse PLEASE spare my gerbildad or hamstermom”
// speakng of dualscar, this is cro's dualscar I have yet to draw a ref for him so I should eventually, I would add him here, but he's old, doesn't like social media, and would just end up irritated. https://i.imgur.com/z7JrlnG.png
none of you havve been engaged in a siege lastin sevven bilunar pedigrees against a cowwardly but resilient enemy force determined to starvve you of all your resources an force a embarassin retreat an it showws
// no clue why this response made me laugh really hard "moisturizer"
[BEGIN CHIT] zhip nearby wantz t0 race. [query] zh0u1d i? [END CHIT]
braggin abut how all da biches nd babes wnt me <33
u 3<3r finish pailing som3on3, r3aliz3 it was kind of a hat3 pail for u but not 3<3n a good hat3 so u try out stabbing th3m and find out ur aim is too good? #nsfw
even better than jaws!! there are WAY more sharks dude.
~violet privilege isn’t reall. some of you lovvbloods have no idea hovv hard all the pressure is on some of us :{
Anyway. #OffTheClock https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0179.png
keep goin
D --> The %itement over pinning lead me astray
I'll say it once again: We are running out of Yaoi. We need more Yaoi immediately.
♰ in my natural habitat... :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5a7f24d4cbd.png ♰
~there are over three thousand knovvn species of nudibranch. the flabellina affinis is one of my favourites due to its lovely colouring #faunaposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54891e976922.jpeg
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
pins make for iconic moments cemented in the digital stonescape you fools are squanderin it wwith the outright fuckin laughable stuff ivve seen on your profiles
#nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c7728f5b2b5.jpeg #drank #drink
brb im on the wwarpath cause ivve had enough a that impertinent peanut im huntin him dowwn an puttin an ahab sized hole betwwixt his eyes
I think I'm getting a hang of these WEIRD BUTTONS.
mods i need group chats so that me an the twwo alts i like an caliborn an richy can havve our owwn space awway from the normies an the lowwbloods this wway i nevver havve to interact wwith the tl again might invvite a single girl though so she can send tasteful nudies on request
A real force of influence moves in silence.
Feed is relatively sane. What's the best melee weapon in your opinion and why.
ᛏo All Crew Members, Because I Know You Are Here: ᛏhe Piloᛏ Bay Is ᛏo Be Cleared, I Will Be Having A Privaᛏe Discussion Wiᛏh Anoᛏher Fuchsia And None Of You Are Allowed ᛏo Hear Iᛏ. Consider Iᛏ A Break For Your Hard Work.
punching first everytime the taste is peak imo
ok im ova it now 3B-) back 2 bein da baddest beac)( around
Punching then kissing, or kissing then punching? Which order is better?
thought about digging out my old (old old old) prom pictures to post but the holes burned into some of the faces would make me look. hm. unfavorable.
I disagree. I think a hateful \/\/\/\/oman is a tasteful \/\/\/\/oman.
been seeing land lubbers posting about feeling "minion" ...... good. those of us at the top are alwvways in need of more minions, grunts and goons. evwerybody should be feeling "minion" and ready to servwe. - the orphaner dualscar
You're in her DMs, I've expertly constructed her a chassis that has fine-tuned every function of the human body: a cathedral of amelioration. Processes nested within processes, contingencies mapped by one who has considered every possible outcome. The nearest thing to perfection in this living galaxy. #Fatherthinksofeverything
\/\/\/\/oke...
Waking up with a cup of coffee and irish cream to boot! What's your drink of choice in the morning? #momlife #grrmornings #substances
if youre curious about the rollin blackouts planetwwide im embroiled in a tense shootout wwith a detestable necromancer tryin to bring back troll wwill smith keep your heads dowwn
Good afternoon, everyone!
ITS FUN TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK THEY DO
exatly!!
the empire d:o)esnt want y:o)u t:o) kn:o)w this, but the cr:o)akbeasts y:o)u see at the p:o)nd are free. y:o)u can just take them. i had :o)ver 57. they're delici:o)us.
da )(oes reeeeeel mad wit my last post eelmao #malding #staymad #ezwebsite #freeengagement
btw any trolls w)(o engage in )(uman marriage r fuckin nasty. do u )(ate ur own species. quit dat. it was only ocray w)(en i did it. now rememba ur a glubbin troll n act like one. #tf
'blood color: anon' jus say u a mutant at dat point cmon
Well then! Were certainly cooking with petrol now! Greetings and salutations everyone!
Fuck louder.
Record player going... a nice bourbon... What a wonderful night so far! #substance #substances
hlloly shbit hahahahha look atr that bitch buuuurn pardys goin gr3at 3<3ryon3 jus changin <3nu3 or fuck it l3ts just do drugs and drink on th3 lawn as this fuckr3s plac3 burns lmaooo https://squidg3imag3s.s3.us-w3st-002.backblaz3b2.com/2026/03/25/dazzl3-party2.md.png #party #substanc3
X You can do coke in my clubs. Nobody will kick you out for it. #substance x
do you mean me if so yes
"are you sure?" you murmur nervously "go for it" your hands carefully travel up through his hair, reaching up to slowly press into the base of his horns. you watch with attentive eyes as a flush moves over his cheeks "y/n..." "h-... h-huh?" "keep going and youre gonna make me purr" (tags: hornplay, purring, #nsfw, overstim, unexpected softness, vague quad, unlisted quad, fluff, archive rating: T)
I LOVE $AYING "WHY WOULD I LIE" WHILE I'M LYING.
Come on over! Got a few mixed ones ready to serve!
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOURE JOKINGGGGG https://i.postimg.cc/0N89C254/image.PNG
I Am On The Stephen Trollbert Show Tonight ‼️
I dunno kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat an scp be but I am shootin' it.
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
i know it was already sorta fucked up that weve got peeps on earth sea on here chatting asynchronously with trolls from the end of the empire but its R-E-ELY fucked that we got folks from the glubbin ye olden times on here too
I Need To Shoot My Palmhusk
Am I too late to t)(e multidimensional party? I s)(ore )(ope not. )(ello, everyone.
i dunno what you guys are on about, this scp guy is fine.
go for the jugular, preferably with your teeth
Going nuts, even. Heh.
https://i.ibb.co/WpPRVrtq/173.png See, this is easy.
List them all.
I just got ripped off at this restaurant. The owner will suffer 78 injuries beginning tonight.
frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
Update: there might be a small, itty bitty, possible limit to how many kitties I'm legally allowed to clone... but with their mutations- mewtations I'd like to say - it's hard to listen to that cap... Also I probably shouldn't be doing this and mixing drinks at the same time... Sigh... #MutatedCatMama #EpicFail #FacePalm
🍌- IF ANYONE WANTS SOME PRIME FOOTAGE OF A CROCODILE LUSUS GETTING HIS BANANA-STEALING TAIL BEATEN DOWN, COME DOWN TO THE TROLL DENNY'S IN 20 MINUTES WE ALREADY MADE A FIGHTING RING OUT OF SEVERAL SCUTTLEBUGGIES AND SOME ROPE.
mmm... soup.
wtf do u meeeeeaaaan??? https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/screenshot_20260326-002144.png
V^ I l0ve quadblurring. 0ne c0uld say I'm quadfluid. ^V
Omc! Omc! OMC!!!! My ANC--ESTOR followed me! !!!!! 380!!!
Saw this 👍 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64555ae13944.png Ego sum ira Domini.
DΦ pΣΦplΣ nΦt knΦw abΦut vacillatiΦn thΣsΣ nights? It's nΦt a fΦrΣign cΦncΣpt. ThΣ idΣa Φf trψing tΦ ΣnfΦrcΣ ψΦur Φwn viΣws Φf rΦmancΣ Φn ΣvΣrψΦnΣ ΣlsΣ is thΣ wΣird part.
who gives a damn about quadrants. if you wanna fuck someone, fuck em. #nsfw
--Eridan makes t)(e lemon face. Pass it on! 38*
Do you think seahorses write fpreg... #nsfw
omg hi guys just saw this app downloaded it an now im like joinin hmu if u have seen me
How'2 3v3ryon3'2 #humpday going? You humping th3 day or i2 th3 day humping you?
quadsmearifn is wht i call it whn i drnk n drive #substance #imsoberiprommy #THISISAJOKE
yall think the titanic really sunk but it most definitely was it's sister ship, olympic. those bitches sunk it for the insurance money.
GOOO I GOT U UNDR A SPELL AND I DNT THNK ILL B LTTIN U OUTTTT #LYRIC
Is it stalking if they clearly like it (haven't called the cops)
if you think about it evvery wweek this past perigee has been eridan wweek #thehumanmonthofmarch
</3: Oh How Silly Of Me I Made A Post About Being Beautiful Without Any Knowing My Full Appearance! don't Be Afraid To Tell Me Your Thoughts, Darlings~ https://cdn,,,imgchest,,,com/files/1f323fbc3007,,,png
just so evveryone knowws it wwont just be about me for eridan wweek itll be also like a celebration a the penultimate caste in general and wwe wwill also be enjoyin the use a my top a the line airship so do yourself a favvor try not to miss it #eridanwweek #flarp #gaming