♦ pitied by @caesarsArmament
Born to film, forced to pay exuberant property taxes
I still haven’t found my wife, Mary… how did she even send me that letter?
women lowve looking up and taking a deep breath as if saying "am i really stooping this lowv?" before getting it on wvith me #nsfwv
1 can't see what's happen1ng but 1 th1nk 1t's a team th1ng... so 1'm gonna 1mag1ne reaaaaaally hard 1'm there... haha wow th1s 1s so awesome!! jake or d1rk 1s k1ck1ng d1rk or jakes *ss...
zeriouzly #antieridanweek #nothingweek httpz://i.ibb.co/pgrcj0r9/2026-04-03-02a-kleki.png
((I'M NOT A TERF WHAT THE FUCK????))
terror in the streets as eridan is dragged by his horns to the city hall by agents of the insurgency no wworries though you can imagine howw I handled those punks
yall ever wake up with just a kickass migraine and the worlds dryest fucking mouth and you just have to fucking live like that for a while until the migraine meds kick in
▼▼▼how the fuck does bronya have a higher kull score than me this is total hoofbeast shit▲▲▲
ahh oh god just woke up from a nightmare where my pajamas werent made of spun gold and my blankets werent made of a million $100 bills delicately sewn together fuck someone hold me that was so scary
Admiration Post For My Dearly Beloved @titanicWarden If The Sky Were Falling I’d Trust This Man To Hold It Up With One Hand And Get Me To Safety With The Other ♥️♥️♥️
To my constituents: Thank you all for being patient. I can’t finish the upcoming bill because there is a bee in the Oval Office.
I fuckin hate being too busy for quads. Pretty sure that's the only reason I don't havve any.
see for yourself chief
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First Hollywood agent to employ extraterrestrial (arguably interdimensional) life and yet these FUCKS at the academy won't give me an Emmy
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chillin, vibin, 2uff3ring from alcohol poi2oning in a fi3ld #ju2t2illything2 #2ub2tanc32 #2ub2tanc3
Sometimes I think about the way being liked works. Not romantic like. That's a whole other bag of worms and I don't have a horse in that particular stable right now, either. Not sure I should have one in it. At least not anytime soon. But just in general. People like you more when you're agreeable and a little bit stupid. When you're palatable. Strong personalities are polarizing because the people with them are usually strong in their convictions, or at least confident in what the concept of "them" looks like. Their Self. And this, obviously, isn't aided when you tend to be abrasive whether you mean to or not. The question becomes if it is better to be agreeable or better to be yourself, no matter who doesn't like it, and it seems like a cut-and-dry answer at first until you're standing in the middle of it where so many people you like or care about are put-off by You. Because You are something they don't want to see. Maybe it's because seeing You reminds them of something they don't like thinking about. Maybe it's because You make them remember that you're just as fucked up as they are. Maybe it's just that You as a concept are something they find distasteful. Or maybe I'm just losing my shit because I need to sleep and have spent several days melting my brain cramming video editing. Not the point. Some people are able to go through life without ever being bothered by it. A lot of people will say they don't care but they do, and they may hate that they do. And plenty of others let the whims of those outside them rule what they appear to be, regardless of what They are. Some people are chameleons. Transforming with no true concrete awareness of their Self, or maybe they do know at least some of what that Self looks like, but they know what happens when they're honest. Maybe I've just been squinting at my screen too long.
havve yet to receivve any return correspondence from troll cher regardin her avvailability to perform at #eridanwweek its possible she might a died in wwar or somethin but naturally evven if #shesnotcoming #imcoming
Impossibly long night. The most insufferable client, a list of demands that ended in insisting to be heard in front of His Honorable Tyranny like that’s just something I can make happen for a personal injury settlement, and in the end the accused shows up and they settle it by strifing anyway, so why even hire me in the first place. What-EVER, #OFFTHECLOCK. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0282.jpeg
i live life on the edge i eat raw cookie dough no sweat and not once have i gotten horribly ill
does anyone know how to get stained face paint off because i don’t want to look like a clown on my date
bunnies. send chitt.
Since th'clo\/\/\/\/nery \/\/enereal disease b'spreadin'. Goin' t'put out a small guide shortly on ho\/\/\/\/ t'handle inter-circus \/\/\/\/it' th' bastards. @murdererHonkhonk I may send a draft yer \/\/\/\/ay.
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im only 20 something but i got vicodin swirling in my veins like im in an old person home #substance
does anybody knovw hovw to stop a curse this is an emergency
ripped a fat one at the orphice luckily no ones around since my district cant afford to hire any fuckin help
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU, ME, A BOTTLE OF OIL, SIXTEEN CANIAC COMBOS, AND A WHOLE LOTTA BUCKETS. WHO'S WITH ME? #nsfw
by request the submission deadline for the wizard tournament has been extended by one (1) hour. hopefully at least a single lalonde will take advantage of this extension. because it would be a shame to start the competition without any representatives from my own clan.
:33 < *ac takes a big bong rip furrom his morty smith shaped bong* #substance #w33d
dont get me wvrong. i am an asshole. i am not ashamed of that. I wvill gladly hurt your feelings any day of the wveek. i'm actually vwery censored right nowv.
.just WATCHEd boss grub 1 ANd 2. i wish families were real
H3llo 3v3ryon3!!! >:] 1t 1s 1. Gr34tn3ss to b3hold. 4ppr3c14t1on 1s not n3c3ss4ry, but w1ll b3 duly not3d, 4s your most humbl3 L3g1sl4c3r4tor.
fuck fuck fuck fuck #fuck
you should consider putting moisture in your skin cause you look like a big fried fish yourself buddy.
Ohhh t'be flushed with someone.... Haven't done it in f'rever...
https://imgchest.com/p/9rydevaew4k kickin my feet and pluckin up daisies like he loves me he loves me not he loves me he loves me not he lov-
HATING HUMANITY IS AN IMPORTANT STEP IN A PERSON'S LIFE. HOW ABOUT YOU READ A FUCKING BOOK.
punching first everytime the taste is peak imo
just wwoke up hivves on fire i get back into the slime
He didn't let me hit so I watched him jack off on his security cameras. #Nsfw #Nsfwe #Incest #Unsureonthelasttwo
71M3 70 PL4Y V1D30 G4M35555!!
Humans??? Øn ch7ttr??? Her 7mper7øus Cøndescens7øn shøuld make ver7f7cat7øn v7a bløød mandatøry. Øur søc7ety 7s truly døømed.
i like reading the posts of the clowns :) i think they are interesting :)
hell yeah man youre the one good eridan on here keep up the good vwork
fuckkkkkk fuck just found out about light pollution
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we gotta make a quads dating app. like gutsgrindr or something but for specific quadrants.
anyone else dealing with uncontrollable bloᵒₒdlust
troll alexa look up howw to extricate fist from orifice and dont fucking post my query on chittr this time #nsfww
it's me again. they're using radio waves to control the weather. and if you weren't aware those fucking chemtrails in the sky aren't condensation, they're fucking chemicals to control your pliable brains.
...if i ignore it, maybe it'll go away.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CROCKERCORP ANONYMOUS. @crockercorpAnonymous Dispense with this endeavor and delete this account immediately. Who is this.
>([guys w#y does it kinda #urt w#en i pail]
look im seein a kerfuffle on my timeline ovver some trashy asshole hackin my account and sayin i ate my horse if you KNOWW me you knoww im savvin that horse for a truly fuckin rapturous occasion
i ate my horse today
in response to nothin in particular i wwas havvin a frequent pitch fling a mine ovver for a caliginous lil wwrasslin sesh (to wwhich i came out on top) wwhen the broadside of my fuckin hivve is ripped clear off the hull my rivval wwas bravve an quick wwith a knife yet against the mighty doomkraken they wwere NO MATCH i wwatched in abject bloody horror as my kismesis wwas ripped in twwain by the beast wwith a thousand eyes and gnashin jawws made short wwork a their carrion naturally i livved the encounter through a series of bullshitty cutawways and pirouettes until the doomkraken lay bloodied on my shores #andthenifuckedittodeath #nsfww
I'm seeing s9me #quadrant c9nfusi9n 9n the feed t9night, s9 naturally it's up t9 me t9 clear the air. While it is traditi9nally un9rth9d9x f9r m9irails t9 kiss 9ne an9ther the way matesprits 9r kismeses w9uld, it's a rather c9nservative mindset and 9ne that is falling 9ut 9f fav9r with y9unger, m9re pr9gressive generati9ns 9f tr9lls, particularly tr9lls in warmhue-warmhue 9r warmhue-midhue relati9nships wh9 see n9 reas9n t9 cling t9 hard quadrant lines that, in the case 9f m9iraillegiance, truly 9nly 6enefits high6l99ds anyway. It's n9 9ne's 6usiness what a pair (9r a tri9 9r a quartet 9r et cetera) 9f m9irails d9 with 9ne an9ther 6ehind cl9sed d99rs, and we all 9ught t9 mind 9ur 6usiness 9n the matter. H9pe this helps. #M9irail #M9irails #M9iraillegiance #Kissing #Affecti9n
Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the night's own trouble be sufficient for the night.
GET USHER OUT OF MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. NO DADDY'S NOT HOME I DONT HAVE A DADDY I HAVE A FUCKING LUSUS! AUDITORILY FUCK SOMEONE ELSE'S EAR.
I must abandon me palmhusk. I am gettin' fifty lashin's fer me last post.
I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.