♦ pitied by @caesarsArmament
a mark a hemospectral superiority is havvin ibs only seadwwellers wwith the purest blood get regular tummy aches
~remember vvhen nobody came to my vvriggling day party aha ha ha
I feel a kinship with Lois Griffin from Family Guy.
they hate to see a troll italian guy wvho can get a lil snazzy vwith it.
@handMaid what the FUCK is your problem i about haddock up to here with your bullshit. next time you pull somefin like that ill string you up by your guts and cut out every organ in yo body til you nothin but an empty husk hanging from a rotten tree capeesh. IM NOT PLAYIN
Fake cults are a logistical use of power not privy to either side of the moral spectrum. It's wild how if I can't get them to collectively agree that individual prayer is blasphemous, they will all die. The solution is to make a pyramid scheme out of a religion where the top focal point (me) is the only one allowed to speak to their Goddess (my sire). Otherwise she's already threatened to eat them, and I cannot help ghosts who vanish reality because they foolishly took a Horrorterror as some gracious benevolent being. Kicker is you tell people you're starting a cult (again) and they throw red flags on the playing field.
All jokes! Im happy and content with my wife!
D--->The STRONG desire and yearning I feel for him only grows every second I spend with him...I wanna be right beside him holding him in my big STRONG arms, I want him to be on my lap lovingly gazing into my eyes, I want his soft gentle lips against mine, I want his entire being. #nsfw #suggestive
Yes, But When I Inevitably Just Send You " Hi. :> " It Is Less Funny To Do So Here Than It Would Be To Send It Through An #askbox.
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somethin they nevah tell yah about bein the pinnacle of troll evolution is that bein this big makes yah back ache like a mutha fucka. and not even for the sexy reasons. im just fuckin' huge and that shit hurts mah posture pole.
|ts st|ll rllyy unffortunAte |m sorry :(
Troll Siri play Roar by Katy Perry
VIOLENT EMERGENCY my tummy hurts and my head hurts puppy needs a nap good8ye for a few hours
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I have my cl⚣thes s⚣aking in hydr⚣gen per⚣xide, and I'm ab⚣ut t⚣ h⚣p int⚣ the sh⚣wer. I feel weird ab⚣ut the wh⚣le event. I feel like I sh⚣uld be in a w⚣rse state c⚣nsidering everything. It was miserable, and I likely w⚣uld have died if n⚣t f⚣r my endurance and my weap⚣n/training. Maybe it's because I was expecting it? Maybe it was because the tr⚣lls I killed were d⚣ing what they were d⚣ing. I d⚣n't even remember h⚣w many I killed, I st⚣pped c⚣unting after the sec⚣nd ⚣ne. I'm rambling, thanks f⚣r the tips ⚣n cleaning bl⚣⚣d and the supp⚣rt.
im sick an flippin tired a femoids takin ovver OUR masculine spaces go back to playin on grumblr taggin nonsense as #cullquette foids do not belong on 4chum
yeah, things are slowving dovwn, these next tvwo should go quick though. congrats to the creepy nurse for wvinning this one. next up in #cronusbabeoff! kanaya maryam up against the disciple! the original hot jade vwho vwill forevwer be associated wvith that one blonde she dated, up against the milf wvho needs her hair brushed wvholl forevwer be associated wvith dating alt!kankri. wveird, huh? <3 or <> for the disciple <3< or c3< for kanaya maryam
ugh great anotha one of em #directposting
FUCK, ITS HOT. AND I DONT EVEN PRODUCE BODY HEAT. IM COLD AS FUCK AND ITS STILL HOT.
does my intolerance for bullshittery count as a disability or can i chalk it up to my superior physiology
Happy pride month, your yuri is forever codependent and doomed.
1-800-AURA-FARM. #ILOVEMYJOB #APPLYNOW
FUCK.
the reason EELS can produce electricity is because theyre NOT ACTUALLY MAMMALS.
where-ever in the universe you may find yourself, REJOICE. FOR THE ONLY TRUE HOME, IS THE GRAVE.
something happened
She would say: This is overpriced for something that is frankly only half a shirt.
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What if I become worse.
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HEY BY THE WAY IF YOUR EVER MYSTERIOUSLY OFFERED BARKBEAST SURGERY. DONT LET THEM DO IT TO YOU.
Man I have t⚣ keep my ya⚣i classy if I want t⚣ be christian?
Hrm. It's s0rt of a shame \/\/\/\/e dunnae see the same moon in the sky.
2691. [F] @0rphanerDualscar N0thin' go0d e'er \/\/\/\/ashes up.
Remember when I died yesterday? That was crazy.
rememberin all my exes. naut feelin bad aboat it or anyfin just forgot they existed for a whale lol
>+. WHY DOES THE WEED EFFECT GO TO MY JUNK. I WANT TO BE HIGH TO TAKE A *BREAK* FROM JO-ING .+< #substance #nsfw
ivve lost track a time i dont knoww howw long ivve been lyin in wwait for gam i can hear his jester bells in the distance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f92b4d705aff.png
It can be quite amusing to entertain the slobbering lowvbloods. Little things on their knees clinging onto evwvery wvord. Funny. I like seeing howv far they wvill go for a compliment, a little bit of praise. So easy to toy wvith. Too bad they tend to break if I am too rough wvith them. #nsfwv
And while a man's on a roll bitching about hentai: #feral. Too much of it. Too fucking much by half. Feels like every half-decent artist signed a deal with the devil where they can draw hot twinks for 2 years before they spend the rest of their life drawing horses. It's disgusting. Horses are noble creatures, don't dirty them like this. Instant boner killer. #nsfw
vide0s do n0t embed so y0u'll simply have two trust that this is required seadweller viewing. https://files.catbox.moe/j06euj.mp4
#fincel today i wwent to the park in the capital city because the experts are alwways talkin about howw goin on wwalks or bein in nature is good for us itll cure you you dont need benzos touch a tree an youll be right as rain i should probably mention this is a troll made park i should also mention that its a public park wwhich means its full a the kinds a people that i loathe poors adolescent girls land dwwellers couples still in the honeymoon phase but not for long because i can already see him eyein the cute cerulean in roller skates face it astrid hes goin to leavve you for someone prettier wwith a better body i should havve stayed hivve honestly at least then i wwouldnt be agonizin ovver some bitchs lovve life wwhile bein surrounded by fake trees stupid astrid she has no idea howw invvested i am in her if i had more charm than a wwet shoelace i wwould stroll on up to her an ask her to see a movvie wwith me theres nothin a note in theaters right noww but she seems like a normie wwhich means shes easily entertained by mass produced slop i spend at least thirty minutes tryin to wweigh the pros an cons a approachin but ivve wwaited too long because astrid an her matesprit are leavvin as if she could sense my intentions somethin strange happened then a girl a pukeblood olivve to be more accurate approached me i like your coat she says its really cool but im too broken up ovver astrid to notice that shes also pretty cute she had a nice big bust too perfect for cryin into all i can think about is my loss though wwhen i should havve been focusin on findin a wway to bend her ovver behind a deserted grubmart i tell her to fuck off followwed by a string a carefully selected slurs that suit her particular affliction i am nothin if not diligent the olivve wwhore starts to cry cause i am ostensibly bein a jerk wwhich signals her moirail to rush ovver another olivve female although not nearly as wwell endowwed i think she called me a douche before draggin her blubberin big sphered friend awway did i mention this is wwhy i hate public parks
DDoing ♀ha♀ ♀hing ♀ha♀ i DDo where i push away all ♀he people who care abou♀ me i neeDD sleep, gooDDligh♀ chi♀♀r
got her girl feelin #rancorous
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #CeruleanFollowww.Bot
loser energy floodin the tl rite now #dashwatching
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「This site has gotten a little less fun without Rankmaid. The devotchka served a certain niche. The niche is left unfilled. The ecosystem of Chittr has changed for the worse.」
The Sensitive Horns " Thing " Is Great For The Respiteblock, But I Just Bumped Them On A Low Shelf. Torture. #ow #suggestive #nsfc
yknoww, its nice in here. sol can hold dowwn the hivve in the meantime.
VvAsked my ex why he does the things he does. His answer? "Money and bitches". Gog I cannot till he gets culled by the empire.==
craysea how this entire fin is aboat datin me and there are 3 megidos here #getmeenahadate
Sometimes you havwe to look at yourself and chuckle.. other times you havwe to look at yourself and vwonder vwhy the hell you thought that vwas funny.
wwhich lucky lady wwants to fellate my pee hole #nsfww #itsdry
Rosey just ate all the bell peppers in the house. She left the stems on the floor by the sink.
tRuLy, I'M JuSt hErE To bUlLy a fIsH. bUt i sHoUlD GeT To kNoW SoMe oF YoU LoVeLy fOlKs oN ChItTeR. mAyBe tAlK AbOuT ThE CaRnIvAl aNd wHaTnOt. ToSs mY HaT In tHe rInG AnD GeT ReFaMiLiAr wItH WhAt tHe cLoWn rElIgIoN WaS LiKe.
AAAAAAAH!!!! NOOOOOO BOUNCING ON A DEPRESSED AND OLD TROLL'S BULGE!!!!! NOT MY WORST FEAR E\/ER!!!! #NSFW #manifesting #lawofattraction
why is drinking so frowned upon? god forbid a dude wanTs To blow off some fuckin’ sTeam. a Bloody Mary don’T sound Too bad righT now.
I sErIOUsly nEEd to gEt lAId Its gEttIng sAd #nsfw
imagine havwing some guy vwho calls himself the helpsman as an ancestor? he needs to help himself to some 8ITCHES. nah, but really, vwhy if you dont already think im the most pitiable user on this platform, imagine havwing coolscar as your ancestor. shit, im gonna shed a single manly tear vwhile strumming a c-minor on the vworlds tiniest guitar. #sendspheres #spheresoutforcronus #pitybait
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Not to say that everything going on around me is meaningless, but it's completely fucking meaningless. All of this is wrong. This soft, pathetic cushy life is slowly suffocating me and I can feel it getting tighter around my throat as each day passes. It's not fair that I'm forced to let this play out and so I won't let it. If it's bothering me that much, I'm sure it's getting to them too. I'll fix it though. I'll fix everything.
Seventeen frogs.
🍎 Oh, but sometimes I sample my own stash a li’l, so to speak! Just an itty bitty piece of candy for me, and the rest is for the youngins! 🍏
∻W☢ke up in the mystery puddle again I hate it when that happens∻
Nevermind she's wrong about that. I like it.
ocray gotta give credit when its due im offishially claimin @caesarsArmament as my knight/executioner (NOT IMP-ERIAL) when i aint around to do it myshellf ok thx
the humans havwe been sharing their imbibements wvwith me. i suspect it is because my hand can fit around the avwerage human male's skull completely and they fear the crushing pressure of my angered grip. i havwe identified a drink i dare not call my favworite, but one i find favworable to be sure. it is called corona extra. i havwe drank 24 of them. i feel a slight buzz but honestly i find this light, refreshing drink suitable for a man of my royal pedigree. and thine most truthful sentiment in regards to the bevwerage- it fucking crushes one's thirst at the beach. - the orphaner dualscar
I was limbering up in my peter pan swag for my pre-rumble game of pickle ball and split my green velvet trousers straight down the middle. What the heck man.
Ah. The individual I joined Chittr for in hopes of garnering a closer relationship and su8sequent possi8le quadrant with is, as they say, taken in said quadrant of interest. This is of little consequence as it now allows me to engage in the #serketcircuit for longer.
i keep thinking about that gorgeous man. i need to drink. #substances
someone asked for my pronouns the other day and nobody ever asks, so in a flustered moment of weakness i replied "oh, i see youve sensed my queer energy", like some kind of dungeon warlock. :/
man did he havwe to post that on my account? ya didnt havwe to announce that to the vworld svweetheart :/ #wvagueposting (?)
hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk mOtHeRfUcKeRs wIsH ThEy cOuLd fUcKiN' kIlL Me dYiNg's eAsY MaN
glub #glubposting
THINKING ABOUT HIM AGAIN.. #VAGUEPOST
<:) <:) <:) <:) <:) <:) <:) <.) <:) <:) <:) hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae! #gnomevworry #behappy
this isnt my whole stansh just most of it like 3/4 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f624e81da9a.jpg #substance
fuck that post callin me out 38/
d0 y0u want t0 be happy? this isnt a trick questi0n :)
X Fun idea: bring a clicker to the next chittr event and find out who is and isn’t clicker trained #suggestive x
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wh0 0ut here pining t0night!!!
clam wha dude u couldnt find a cooler title 38?
my fortress wwas impregnable an then you came wwith a batterin ram wwe livve in a cottage on the countryside ivve put all the casteism behind me and wwe are surrounded by all the little orphans i evver did make i lock eyes wwith you wwere DEEPLY in lovve i kill you
guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons.
I am being exceptionally complacent right now. There is no dude out there more chill than me. Bathed in ice water and kicking it in the snow. I've got frostbite I'm so chill with this.
not to jinx nothin, but i for one cant fuckin vwait til Kankri finds out about chittr
takin' a quiCk break. after seCond delivery, had a bandit tryin' to shake me down. 6uess they didn't realise this Courier's paCkin' an iron of 6reat size. they baCked off onCe i made it Clear i was down to shoot if they weren't 6onna leave. i hop baCk on my lusus and start for m'next destination, spear whips past me. sunnuvabitCh hollerin' that i shouldn't've turned my baCk. so now i'm down like four bullets, my lusus is sCratChed up - nothin' too serious thankfully - and there's an oliveblood out there who needs a mediC. mi6ht be dead, not sure. rode away onCe he hit the 6round. don't ri6htly Care if i'm honest with ya. don't try and rob yer damn mailmen. first day baCk and everythin'... >︵<
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he's a real funny feller. wouldn't be the same without 'em.
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i like casper too.
Ugh. We should do that sometime. When I'm *not* already fucked up and waiting on food.
Y◯uuu fuuucker§ bȺ§icȺlly FUCK in c◯◯◯mmen†§ ◯n †he m◯†herfuckiiiin ♒︎♒︎DȺILY♒︎♒︎ bu† IIII P◯§† ȺȺȺȺ Pic ◯f my buuuulge Ⱥnd y◯uuu bi†che§ freȺk ◯u†?? #n§fw
Z. noww the fucking mutant fizh idiot wwill not ztop calling me guppy i hate each and evvery one of you .Z
Don't Worry, If I Am Drifting From You, That Is A Direct Result Of The Disorders I Have. It Is Not Because I Don't Like You. #positive.
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Controversial opinion.
Dragging him into the depths of the forest and interlinking our souls so we can be together forever and ever. :)
if I can’t 8e comforta8le, ill MAKE myself comforta8le!
maybe folks just don't wanna fuck you
Did you guys really hate my tan suit that much? Be honest.
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
I miss my family- I ￦￦ish I ￦￦asn't at sea *sad glubbing*
vwhen is a perwverse vwoman gonna vwiolate innocent ol me? #nsfwv
didnt expect my #mutiepostin to send the wwoke masses into such a rumpus at this point i am favvorably adoptin the chaser label as a testament to my disregard for all muckdrinkin gutterdwwellers objectification too is praxis
you ever just spend a day coked out and realize you coulda been actually writing that manuscript the entire fucking time? dont tell my publisher #substances
i feel a strange attachment to every sollux i meet it just reminds me of when things were simpler between the helpsman and i (tags: The Rankmaid & The Helpsman, archive rating: G)
OH RIGHT, FUCK- I FORGOT ITS FRIDAY. CERTFIED BEST DAY OF THE ENITRE WEEK OR.. SOMETHING, I DUNNO. ..I NEED TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS MILK I HAVE SPILLED ON MY CLOTHES.
Did nae expect t'\/\/\/\/ake up t'that kind 0' message.
on tonights episode of the #beforusboys #podcast #mensrights https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8bcb80cfcb33.jpg @carminegnosiology @aerodynamictramp
You alway2 got 2om3thin going on with your 2ock2. Put on 2om3 dry 2ock2 dud3
There goes that idiot blabberin bout the clowwn n me self
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I am now normal. I was given access to the Gray House lawn and instructed to do laps until I came to my senses.
oof i been there trollbama nothin like an untimely emotional outburst to tarnish your cultivvated social media professional image
i am like if a troll wwere a sensitivve wwhite boy
I suppose in a sense, they are just glasses. #WhoGivesAShit
put my finger in the fleshy wwall hole at the orphice BIG MISTAKE #nsfww
that said i wwill be attendin #megidowweek firstly as a spectator secondly as a misogynist an thirdly as a mastuuur baiter #nsfww
spay and or neuter your gutterblood today free at the orphice #nsfww
i miss my crazy ass moments in flarp history i miss her a lot
any glowwin blood suckin jadebloods wwith a penchant for dolin out vvindictivve comeuppance to rowwdy vviolets wwant to havve a talk about general pleasantness or perhaps some dirty girlgossip
hey also i see some of you freaks are into being degraded or humiliated or vwhatevwer. howv better to feel like that than to slide up and spend a lil quality time wvith yours truly?~ #nsfvw
Reevaluating some things. Odd to desire happiness.
in case there wwas evver any doubt that i possessed the means to secure an invvitation to tonights highly exclusivve soiree im here to confirm that yes #imcoming to the #teaparty at the felt mansion https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cc8f478620a6.png not my usual color scheme but you got to admit i havve this shit on dont i #fitcheck @gratuitousAnnuity #forfitcheckinpurposes #greeneridan #dontgetusedtoit
|| & oh fuck yea im bbout to kill a man. or smash. ppolls still out
it’s kind of a shame when the feed’s all about something that’s not 7our bag. ah well. someone let me know when we organize a night for those of us who are lovers, not fighters #suggestive
as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww
maybe i should try dressing like the onceler. babes lowved that guy
sorry boat the silence tonite its R-E-ELY hard not bein mean
I HAVE BEEN FEELING STIFLED. BY THE QUAD REACT BUTTONS. BECAUSE I AM USED TO THE VASTLY RICHER. AND MORE SUPERIOR SYSTEM. OF FROG SYMBOLS. WHERE THERE ARE SUCH OPTIONS AS "HAAHAA." AND "DANCING." AND "I WIN YOU LOSE."
And to think I chose you as the one Ampora I would fuck. I'm almost disappointed in myself.
if i make you mad you should take a good long look in the mirror and honestly reckon vwith if youre really that different from me
after musin on it for a month i finally purchased myself a rustie milkmaid her name is tiarna an she hails from a small farmin vvillage in northern alternia wwhere she wwas disciplined in agronomics her ancestors had survvivved on the dairy trade but thins are different noww i guess cause wwhen i sent her coww lusus the dowwry a 69000 caegars she told me they wwere gonna upcycle the farm an sell it to a midblood couple that wwants to turn it into one a those god awwful hipster brewweries i shudder to evven think about it anywway enough a that shes in my kitchen right noww makin me a cheese sandwwich https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbf701cd9624.png
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
im the funniest and hottest out of all my alts though right?
fuck i ovverreacted turns out i wwas bein set up for a promotion god i killed a LOT of folks in a rage im sorry to those hurt
oh shit theyre firin me they cant just DO that can they im the best damn shot on this planet ivve slain more beasts than should be ecologically responsible
I t)(ink my p)(oto broke t)(e website, sorry everyone 3X(
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Multi hour showers are not enough. I must live in the water. It’s the only way to fix me.
I always feel like glubbing when glubbing is happening. And after taking that form, I always have uh. The feeling of phantom fins.
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taking applications to be my bunnygirl, line starts owver there #nsfvw
When I see you slipping away into the ocean, and knowing I cannot out swim the tide #vagueposting
SOME people need to realize that not EVERY TREND is for them. So they can shut the front door and stop posting stupid fricken hogwash about dudes gussied up as PONIES.
Born to film, forced to pay exuberant property taxes
women lowve looking up and taking a deep breath as if saying "am i really stooping this lowv?" before getting it on wvith me #nsfwv
1 can't see what's happen1ng but 1 th1nk 1t's a team th1ng... so 1'm gonna 1mag1ne reaaaaaally hard 1'm there... haha wow th1s 1s so awesome!! jake or d1rk 1s k1ck1ng d1rk or jakes *ss...
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((I'M NOT A TERF WHAT THE FUCK????))
terror in the streets as eridan is dragged by his horns to the city hall by agents of the insurgency no wworries though you can imagine howw I handled those punks
yall ever wake up with just a kickass migraine and the worlds dryest fucking mouth and you just have to fucking live like that for a while until the migraine meds kick in
▼▼▼how the fuck does bronya have a higher kull score than me this is total hoofbeast shit▲▲▲
ahh oh god just woke up from a nightmare where my pajamas werent made of spun gold and my blankets werent made of a million $100 bills delicately sewn together fuck someone hold me that was so scary
Admiration Post For My Dearly Beloved @titanicWarden If The Sky Were Falling I’d Trust This Man To Hold It Up With One Hand And Get Me To Safety With The Other ♥️♥️♥️
To my constituents: Thank you all for being patient. I can’t finish the upcoming bill because there is a bee in the Oval Office.
I fuckin hate being too busy for quads. Pretty sure that's the only reason I don't havve any.
see for yourself chief
First Hollywood agent to employ extraterrestrial (arguably interdimensional) life and yet these FUCKS at the academy won't give me an Emmy
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chillin, vibin, 2uff3ring from alcohol poi2oning in a fi3ld #ju2t2illything2 #2ub2tanc32 #2ub2tanc3
Sometimes I think about the way being liked works. Not romantic like. That's a whole other bag of worms and I don't have a horse in that particular stable right now, either. Not sure I should have one in it. At least not anytime soon. But just in general. People like you more when you're agreeable and a little bit stupid. When you're palatable. Strong personalities are polarizing because the people with them are usually strong in their convictions, or at least confident in what the concept of "them" looks like. Their Self. And this, obviously, isn't aided when you tend to be abrasive whether you mean to or not. The question becomes if it is better to be agreeable or better to be yourself, no matter who doesn't like it, and it seems like a cut-and-dry answer at first until you're standing in the middle of it where so many people you like or care about are put-off by You. Because You are something they don't want to see. Maybe it's because seeing You reminds them of something they don't like thinking about. Maybe it's because You make them remember that you're just as fucked up as they are. Maybe it's just that You as a concept are something they find distasteful. Or maybe I'm just losing my shit because I need to sleep and have spent several days melting my brain cramming video editing. Not the point. Some people are able to go through life without ever being bothered by it. A lot of people will say they don't care but they do, and they may hate that they do. And plenty of others let the whims of those outside them rule what they appear to be, regardless of what They are. Some people are chameleons. Transforming with no true concrete awareness of their Self, or maybe they do know at least some of what that Self looks like, but they know what happens when they're honest. Maybe I've just been squinting at my screen too long.
havve yet to receivve any return correspondence from troll cher regardin her avvailability to perform at #eridanwweek its possible she might a died in wwar or somethin but naturally evven if #shesnotcoming #imcoming
Impossibly long night. The most insufferable client, a list of demands that ended in insisting to be heard in front of His Honorable Tyranny like that’s just something I can make happen for a personal injury settlement, and in the end the accused shows up and they settle it by strifing anyway, so why even hire me in the first place. What-EVER, #OFFTHECLOCK. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0282.jpeg
i live life on the edge i eat raw cookie dough no sweat and not once have i gotten horribly ill
does anyone know how to get stained face paint off because i don’t want to look like a clown on my date
bunnies. send chitt.
Since th'clo\/\/\/\/nery \/\/enereal disease b'spreadin'. Goin' t'put out a small guide shortly on ho\/\/\/\/ t'handle inter-circus \/\/\/\/it' th' bastards. @murdererHonkhonk I may send a draft yer \/\/\/\/ay.
im only 20 something but i got vicodin swirling in my veins like im in an old person home #substance
does anybody knovw hovw to stop a curse this is an emergency
ripped a fat one at the orphice luckily no ones around since my district cant afford to hire any fuckin help
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU, ME, A BOTTLE OF OIL, SIXTEEN CANIAC COMBOS, AND A WHOLE LOTTA BUCKETS. WHO'S WITH ME? #nsfw
by request the submission deadline for the wizard tournament has been extended by one (1) hour. hopefully at least a single lalonde will take advantage of this extension. because it would be a shame to start the competition without any representatives from my own clan.
:33 < *ac takes a big bong rip furrom his morty smith shaped bong* #substance #w33d
dont get me wvrong. i am an asshole. i am not ashamed of that. I wvill gladly hurt your feelings any day of the wveek. i'm actually vwery censored right nowv.
.just WATCHEd boss grub 1 ANd 2. i wish families were real
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fuck fuck fuck fuck #fuck
you should consider putting moisture in your skin cause you look like a big fried fish yourself buddy.
Ohhh t'be flushed with someone.... Haven't done it in f'rever...
https://imgchest.com/p/9rydevaew4k kickin my feet and pluckin up daisies like he loves me he loves me not he loves me he loves me not he lov-
just wwoke up hivves on fire i get back into the slime
He didn't let me hit so I watched him jack off on his security cameras. #Nsfw #Nsfwe #Incest #Unsureonthelasttwo
71M3 70 PL4Y V1D30 G4M35555!!
Humans??? Øn ch7ttr??? Her 7mper7øus Cøndescens7øn shøuld make ver7f7cat7øn v7a bløød mandatøry. Øur søc7ety 7s truly døømed.
i like reading the posts of the clowns :) i think they are interesting :)
hell yeah man youre the one good eridan on here keep up the good vwork
fuckkkkkk fuck just found out about light pollution
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we gotta make a quads dating app. like gutsgrindr or something but for specific quadrants.
anyone else dealing with uncontrollable bloᵒₒdlust
troll alexa look up howw to extricate fist from orifice and dont fucking post my query on chittr this time #nsfww
it's me again. they're using radio waves to control the weather. and if you weren't aware those fucking chemtrails in the sky aren't condensation, they're fucking chemicals to control your pliable brains.
...if i ignore it, maybe it'll go away.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CROCKERCORP ANONYMOUS. @crockercorpAnonymous Dispense with this endeavor and delete this account immediately. Who is this.
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look im seein a kerfuffle on my timeline ovver some trashy asshole hackin my account and sayin i ate my horse if you KNOWW me you knoww im savvin that horse for a truly fuckin rapturous occasion
i ate my horse today
in response to nothin in particular i wwas havvin a frequent pitch fling a mine ovver for a caliginous lil wwrasslin sesh (to wwhich i came out on top) wwhen the broadside of my fuckin hivve is ripped clear off the hull my rivval wwas bravve an quick wwith a knife yet against the mighty doomkraken they wwere NO MATCH i wwatched in abject bloody horror as my kismesis wwas ripped in twwain by the beast wwith a thousand eyes and gnashin jawws made short wwork a their carrion naturally i livved the encounter through a series of bullshitty cutawways and pirouettes until the doomkraken lay bloodied on my shores #andthenifuckedittodeath #nsfww
I'm seeing s9me #quadrant c9nfusi9n 9n the feed t9night, s9 naturally it's up t9 me t9 clear the air. While it is traditi9nally un9rth9d9x f9r m9irails t9 kiss 9ne an9ther the way matesprits 9r kismeses w9uld, it's a rather c9nservative mindset and 9ne that is falling 9ut 9f fav9r with y9unger, m9re pr9gressive generati9ns 9f tr9lls, particularly tr9lls in warmhue-warmhue 9r warmhue-midhue relati9nships wh9 see n9 reas9n t9 cling t9 hard quadrant lines that, in the case 9f m9iraillegiance, truly 9nly 6enefits high6l99ds anyway. It's n9 9ne's 6usiness what a pair (9r a tri9 9r a quartet 9r et cetera) 9f m9irails d9 with 9ne an9ther 6ehind cl9sed d99rs, and we all 9ught t9 mind 9ur 6usiness 9n the matter. H9pe this helps. #M9irail #M9irails #M9iraillegiance #Kissing #Affecti9n
Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the night's own trouble be sufficient for the night.
GET USHER OUT OF MY FUCKING PLAYLIST. NO DADDY'S NOT HOME I DONT HAVE A DADDY I HAVE A FUCKING LUSUS! AUDITORILY FUCK SOMEONE ELSE'S EAR.
I must abandon me palmhusk. I am gettin' fifty lashin's fer me last post.
I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.