♠ hated by @caesarsArmament
okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose
hmm. something oedipal happened here. the gardener, despite all odds, beats out mommy lalonde. smells fishy to me, but the numbers dont like. the next match up... wvho is this? ms. paint? i dont evwen... ah shit, i shouldwve picked the mail lady. vwhatewver. ms. paint! wversus... her imperious coddamn condescension herself. vwhos it gonna be this #cronusbabeoff? <3 or <> for ms. paint <3< or c3< for condy
Keep trying to flatter yourself........ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5836e38d2d60.PNG
Should I perhaps, get a new pet to play with or multiple. #suggestive
i knowv youll see this. im puttin on a movwie and i got popcorn and chocolate for you
🜏 ♱hɛrrɛ arrɛ only liikɛ 2 orr 3 xiis mɛn ii ɛnjoy and ii guarran♱ɛɛ ii♱ iis NO♱ you, you know who u arrɛ ♅
ii2 iit liike a con2ii2tent thiing between every tiimeliine that Karkat get2 really hot when he get2 older? am ii mii22iing out biig tiime becau2e he diied young??
Enjoyment.
- Say say say my name! - Man, I love being me! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
[ℐ 𝒶𝓂 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃] The grey house burns today [ℳ𝓎 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀 𝒾𝓈 𝒹ℯ𝓁𝒾𝒸𝒾ℴ𝓊𝓈]
∙☾__☽ @onewingedf̶udanshi How do you f̶eel about interrspecies rromances/hookups? disgusted but i can't tell ppl what to do with theirr parrts ask me anything and win some arrrrt orrrr whateverrrr
I miss him.
My favorite thing about seadwellers is a lot of the time their personality is straight up just "I am a seadweller." Like, okay, girl. Anything else you wanna say? Got a favorite color? A hobby? Comfort food?? Lame. ##^^#ohandbeforeyouyesyou #saysomedumbshit #nothispostisntaboutyou #idonotcareaboutyou #^^
==> Question 12, from x: You should hate me harder. ==> I could easily do that, deeply, passionately, with every single one of my hands (8 of them) touching you, pinning you, wrenching your throat to snap. Ask me anything~
Next; would you smash or pass me? 100% genuine answers only.
Then shall we?
Dirk isn't home but I am~
fuck that post callin me out 38/
S1mpl3. Comp3t1t1v3. Your h4nd 4round my thro4t w1th your cl4ws thr34t3n1ng to p13rc3 my sk1n. Th3 s1mpl3 f4nt4sy of my tongu3 g3tt1ng w3ll-4cqu41nt3d w1th your thro4t 1n turn, 1n concup1sc3nt obsc3n1ty. 4nd y3t 3v3n w1th such unf4thom4bl3 d3s1r3——on3-s1d3d? You t3ll m3——4nd wh4t sl1ght p1tch s1gn4ls th4t tr4nsm1ts through our w4v3l3ngths, you couldn't 3v3n b3g1n to 1m4g1n3 pull1ng yours3lf 4w4y from m3, 4 long1ng for 4 mom3nt l1k3 th1s. Wh3th3r or not 1t d3lv3s 4ny furth3r th4n th4t 1s l3ft 1n th3 m1nd's 3y3 4nd c3rt41nly up for 4ny 4mounts of 1nt3rpr3t4t1on. #NSFW #Th1s1sToNoOn3Sp3c1f1c
Thank you @malleablePersonage for your contribution to my goal. What a wonderful thing.
I'll reiterate, if you can help me get to my goal of 7k KULT. I shall be love bot for a week.
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
I have found the sea 8east containing the poor, unfortunate soul within it. Extraction will 8e difficult due to the sheer amount of rapid movement and diving thus far. My crew has put a tracker on the 8east, so even if it dives deep within the depths of the seas, we shall 8e a8le to find it once more. Fear not, I shall slay this 8east 8efore the competition approaches to claim the sought-after victory and glory that is saving this soul that went over8oard during a seafaring trip!!!!!!!! If others are also near8y, please take heed of the 8east, it is clear this one is lively and rearing to cause more havoc and devour more souls!!!!!!!! @car8olicGalvanologist
♠ So I've blocked you. Wonder why? Please consult the criteria below: ♠ ✔ You done a hemoism ✔ You done a sexism ✔ You done a polyquadrant erasure ✔ You heckin disrespected sex work ✔ You called me "Joe Cuckold" Chittr is my weapon of justice, and the block button is my bullet. Pow.
do you happen to knoww howw to mend lips after a hook has punctured them
You're the exception.
For every hate reaction I get it only makes me more powerful. #blameampurrafriday
IT'S FRIG8 FUCKING FRIDAY 8A8Y!!!!!!!! #frig8friday #FLARPlife https://www.history.navy.mil/content/history/museums/nmusn/explore/photography/forgotten-wars-19th-century/barbary-war-1801-1805/burning-frigate-philadelphia/_jcr_content/body/media_asset/image.img.jpg/1613051233320.jpg
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move along, nothiing two 2ee here.
Hmm.
(( My favourite ancestor ships for Mindfang: Handmaid <> | Signless <3 | <> | <3< Post-Execution Disciple <> | <3< Darkleer <> | Dualscar <3 | <3< Condescension <3< | Ancestors I wont ship her with: Summoner Dolorosa #ooc ))
Damn you. Fuck - That one Cronus that's the least slimey of them all Marry - I'd rather throw myself into the maw of the vast Glub Kill - the rest of them
KILL THEM ALL
It's now official. I have been graced by an Ampora. Am I cringe, chat?
:o) I've told you of my lack of tongue already. You see how cracked and dry my lips are. Penance for my sins. :o) One I readily accept. :o) But you do not. :o) The pity in your heart too great, you lean in, arms looping around my neck. :o) Your lips touch to mine, slipping into my lap as your tongue slips between the stitches. :o) Searching, exploring. :o) Soft sighs and moans between us :o) Hips beginning to grind... :o) I do so love kisses. #nsfw
And you're feeling pitch for me~?
And, it appears you're just a hot air balloon spitting warm wind without any actual substance. Will you not make light of your threats and engage upon them? Or do you plan to just idly tease me for days on end.
I am very much hating your entire essence so much so that I would care to see you on your knees, licking my boots.
You are not any different, You talk a 8ig talk 8ut do not walk the 8ig walk. You are running from your past yet, Throwing shade at another to gain a meager 8it of attention. I say you are at an all time low, If anything you are the pathetic one........
m)(m. i mean part of dat was intentional cuz smart trolls r resistant trolls but cmon. i sea it from )(umans too 3B-/
I would deny being desperate, but as it is, my creator neglects my needs. And there's only so much my fiancée can do~
@tunnblingTenet is this us? https://cdn.inngchest.conn/files/88a478a00289.png
T)(ank you, Dualscar!
Highblood pisses me off. He has no concept of personal space.
I have awakened to twenty two notific8tions from one specific individual. If only the Neophyte could finger me as fast as she has mastered the click 8utton. #nsfw
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
not cool man!
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE THESE WATERMELONS OUT OF MY POSESSION I HAVE TOO MANY WATERMELONS. #ERIDANWEEK
Do you hear that? The squeak, squeak, squeak of oversized shoes echoing down your grubby little alleyways... I'm just out collecting the congregation! It’s so heartwarming to see you fragile little lowbloods kick and scratch at the pavement on your way to the Dark Church. Don’t worry, by the time I drag you down the aisle and into the deep shadows, you’ll be smiling just like us. Hoohee! The choir is always looking for fresh, screaming vocal cords! 🤡⛪🩸
Forgivve me for reposting but the link wwas broken in my last attempt. TLDR, I'm releasing Hemospectrum 2. Feast your stalks. https://wwwwww.hostpic.org/images/2604020240250281.png
Do mind the flashes from Felt Manor, if you’ve happened to notice them. They are quite visible this evening. The color, I’m told, is somewhat striking. Bright enough to draw the eye. Persistent enough to invite questions. Understandable. There is a natural inclination to investigate anything that interrupts the ordinary rhythm of your surroundings. Light where there should be none. Motion where there was stillness. A suggestion that something is… unfolding just out of reach. You may rest assured, however, that what is occurring is both contained and intentional. Nothing has gone astray. Nothing has exceeded its bounds. The Manor is functioning precisely as it was designed to. If you find yourself concerned, I would advise against acting on that impulse. There is very little to be gained from proximity at this stage, and considerably more to be lost from arriving before you are meant to. Observation, from a distance, will suffice. The flashes will subside. They always do. Until then, I suggest you continue as you were. This does not require your involvement.
As you are blissfully unaware, hatred fuels me. Invigorates me. Has me swooning at the edge of my seat. Continue with your ~hate~ towards me and I may be inclined to marry you.
Birthday Barty!! Co: https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/IMG_8289.gif
my earrings? lovely arent they? violetblood horns, , , oh i know i know, , , a bitch of a substance to make into hoops but well worth the effort, , , #crafty #violent
1F 1 G37 6000000000000000000 L1K35 1'LL P057 4 D0U8L3 8ULG3 P1C. #N5FW
i think this website w/)uld be better if we quarantined the vi/)letbl/)/)ds in their /)wn r/)/)m away fr/)m the rest /)f civil s/)ciety
I want a certain highbl() () d killed right n() w..
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I miss the taste of smoked fish.
I am willing to let the Grand Highblood play with my #feet any day.
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng
I'm taking a sabbatical from Chittr, but not because I'm #Seething or because I'm #CrashingOut. I'm a very important troll who has a very important job that needs to get done. Goodbye and you may look forward to my return whenever I feel like it. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
4LL 7H15 CL0WN7H1R57, 8U7 WH47 480U7 7H3 R4D Y3LL0W5????? #nsfw
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what goes on a clown's sofa? a whoopie cushion! honk
H♋️w might ♋️ne bec♋️me verified ♋️n Chittr?
:33< clowns are hawt i dont know what to tell mew
i think clowns are okay, nothing more ×××
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY TELL ME STOP MG, YOUR GAINS TOO HUGE, YOUR CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, YOUR STROKE GAME TOO NASTY, THEY'LL CULL YOU. BUT I CAN'T STOP. I'LL NEVER STOP. IF I EVER STOP GRINDING THEN I'M DEAD, AND IF I'M DEAD THEN THAT WASN'T ME CAUSE I'LL NEVER DIE. #nsfw
CHITTR SHADY FACT #24 • “why can’t seadwellers change a lightbulb ?? they are too busy their gender 😂”
Whysz is coolscar in my heous
crazy how acTTually rememberiing 2 u2e my iinhaler make2 my lung2 work agaiin and 2uddenly ii have energy ii am noTT learniing from TThii2
i cann꥟t find my backup sm꥟kes. ꥟h n꥟.
============================================ IMPENDING TRADE: THE SIGNLESS HAS OFFERED THE USERS OF CHITTR: 10 X CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. > TYPE 'ACCEPT' (2X PER PERSON MAX) ============================================ #food #freetrade
seeing people talk about their lusii is honestly kind of bloodpusher warming #gross stay unhappy chittr
It's like gravity. The collective mass of the people, kept low by the system, feels impossible to escape. But that's just the thing; We shouldn't be trying to escape our circumstances. We should be uplifting our communities, our collective friends and allies. We should turn that gravitational pull into our strength, like the stars we hail from.
Let those who harbour hatred within their hearts continue in it, if they must. Do we cast hatred upon a rabid barkbeast, one stricken by affliction beyond its own choosing? No. We do not hate it. We behold it with sorrow. We recognise the sickness that has taken hold, made evident in its actions, in its thoughts, in the very way it moves through the world. Yet even the beast, in its frenzy, bears some dim awareness that it is unwell. These trolls however, wander in a deeper blindness. They do not see the sickness that grips them. They do not know the rot that guides their words and deeds. And so we shall extend our hand once more. For it is not malice alone that binds them, but ignorance and it is that ignorance which refuses their healing.
I have my reservations about endorsing a place that stratifies people according to the hue of their blood. But the prospect of fronting under anonymity remains a rare improvement not afforded to me before. Though the world has not undergone any major transformation since I was alive, subtle shifts have nonetheless taken place. I cannot blame the children in the way in which their hands have been tied to carry the burden of a planet alone. I take this solely with the one who calls herself Queen of them.
With all the sea at their disposal, you would think such men would be quenched. Alas, seadwelling folk are not so easily satisfied, now are they? Cheers.
too many thirsty old men on here. reel it in. fish pun intended. if you catch my "vaguepost" drift.
Now, if you will excuse me, there is a 8ark8east that needs putting in his place.
The troogle has told me this message is an appropriate greeting, How do you do, fellow kids. #amidoingitright #unsurea8outtroogle
◥▶◀◤ --> My washboard abs are like an uncooked pack of cinnamon rolls, constantly glazed by a sweet, trickling syrup made by my own 100dicrous amounts of sweat
SHE DEPRESS ION MY BULGE #NSFW
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
raw hot dogs are really delicious and i swear this is not just a dog thing !!!!!!
http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/r8uzxq.jpeg my meal2 dont even follow a breakfa2t lunch diinner 2chedule anymore. iit2 liight out2iide agaiin.
Sooo like... What do You all Like about Me? Nice comments Only please ♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ I know I'm great But i Wanna hear It from Other people Too~
the look on a hiighblood2 face when they realiize that you could blow them two 2miithereen2 wiith a 2neeze ii2 priicele22, btw. dont dii2h iit iif you cant take iit, diip2hiit.
No+.
dEvOtIOn tO A hIghEr pOwEr wOUld sEEm strAngE tO thOsE nOt Of thE fAIth! bUt wOrry nOt dEArEst lOwblOOd, OpEn yOUr hEArt tO thE mIrthfUl OnEs grEAt hAtE And All wIll bEcOmE clEAr! #mIrthfUlchIttr
never thought it would b a crime 2 be dis silly...
@caesarsArmament St9p hating all 9f my Chitts if y9u aren't g9ing t9 read them. While I w9uld never want t9 prevent s9me9ne fr9m 6eing a6le t9 9ffer c9nstructive criticism 9n my c9ntent, I w9rry that y9u are 9nly d9ing s9 in 6ad faith.
I w9uld like t9 take a m9ment t9 thank my f9ll9wers, friends, and well-meaning g99d samaritans f9r their supp9rt and 9nce again pr9m9te my #Su6stack acc9unt. It's an expertly researched 6l9gf9rm f9r th9se 9f y9u appreciate the art 9f an in-depth Tr9llcratic dial9gues and/9r are just l99king t9 learn m9re a69ut c9ntemp9rary f9rms 9f atypical-quadrant relati9nship f9rms. https://kankri-v.su6stack.c9m/
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Twice t9day al9ne s9me9ne has replied t9 9ne 9f my Chitts dismayed that my p9sts are t99 lengthy. I w9rry f9r the Alternian educati9n system. Is it n9rmal f9r y9u all t9 6e incapa6le 9f c9mprehending even a measly 100+ w9rds at a time? #Vaguechitting
The interwe8s has 8etrayed me, I do not see any hot humans or trolls in my area!!!!!!!!
Trolls sometimes ask me how I can purport to love and care for even the most violent of the Empire's enforcers, and to that I say; How can I not? To love only those that love you is folly, for even a selfish and hateful person can do that. To do good to only those that do good to you is all too simple. Life is complex, and so too is my love for it and all its children.
I'm seeing s9me #quadrant c9nfusi9n 9n the feed t9night, s9 naturally it's up t9 me t9 clear the air. While it is traditi9nally un9rth9d9x f9r m9irails t9 kiss 9ne an9ther the way matesprits 9r kismeses w9uld, it's a rather c9nservative mindset and 9ne that is falling 9ut 9f fav9r with y9unger, m9re pr9gressive generati9ns 9f tr9lls, particularly tr9lls in warmhue-warmhue 9r warmhue-midhue relati9nships wh9 see n9 reas9n t9 cling t9 hard quadrant lines that, in the case 9f m9iraillegiance, truly 9nly 6enefits high6l99ds anyway. It's n9 9ne's 6usiness what a pair (9r a tri9 9r a quartet 9r et cetera) 9f m9irails d9 with 9ne an9ther 6ehind cl9sed d99rs, and we all 9ught t9 mind 9ur 6usiness 9n the matter. H9pe this helps. #M9irail #M9irails #M9iraillegiance #Kissing #Affecti9n
sh0uld i start calling my f0ll0wers my s0ll0wers? #s0ll0wers
HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/68060230AB70.PNG SOMETHING FROM MY PERSONAL WICKED ELIXIR STASH
I must abandon me palmhusk. I am gettin' fifty lashin's fer me last post.