♠ hated by @clandestineTechnophile
>> ડorry ¡ wanted to poડt th¡ડ the other n¡ght, ¡ can't ડtop th¡nk¡ng about th¡ડ?? ? 1mfao? ¡ found th¡ડ ¡mage on ડhRedd¡t httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/ડhRedd¡tડcreenડhot.jpg #nડfw #nડfwe #nડfc
↘️the disgusting, vulgar things my worksquare neighbor will do to pityfarm attention from our fellow coworkers.↘️ ↗️"I AM GOING TO EAT A SALAD TONIGHT."↗️ ↘️so you are basically just begging everyone around you to denote that you are a proteinless loser.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY THROWING YOURSELF AT THEIR STEPPERS, AS IF TO SAY↗️ ↘️"please, take care of me, i am underfed and deserving of little more than a handful of invasive weed species to dull my stupid, sharp fangs on!"↘️ ↗️GROSS.↗️
@bulgeCurator ❤️ Woah. Babe. Let’s take this back five paces. So that I can see that fine ass jog 10 times when I ask you to park that rear right in fucking front of me. This is the most woke and enlightened take that I have ever seen a little weenie roaster like you straight up cook. The sick fires that have been spit by this account have honestly been my spank bank depositing material for actual real life months. I don’t think I have ever seen a more enlightened soul describe the veiny surface of another troll’s bulge in complete and unironic solidarity with the universal caste struggle to get off. Usually, I have to ask people to get rid of their trashy clothes and personal belongings before they move in with me. I didn’t even have to say word #1 and you already took that initiative. Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever been more proud of myself for having found you than I have any of my other many notable achievements in life. Not only are you going to be at my beck and call. But I am going to make it my sworn mission to perform as few chores around the hive as possible so that you never feel useless or worthless again. I can’t believe a starving and beautiful soul like yours has gone this long without fulfillment. I cannot believe that something is pitiable and weak as you are, too precious for this world, has been allowed to survive this long without ample squawkbeast eyed surveillance. I don’t even care that you’re not a babe. In my bloodpusher, you are woman enough for me. When I wake up in the sweat soaked sloshing expanse of my recuperacoon, I want it known and plainly understood that I expect you to clean it for me. So that there’s enough room for me and part of your leg sticking out of it the next time I want cuddles. I don’t even blame you for the typos and countless mistakes made in your original post, because I am a forgiving and loving person. It’s been said before many many times. But I love me. And I finally met someone who loves me just as much. And I think that’s what romance truly is.❤️ @bulgeCurator #NSFW #Ahah #AlmostForgot
draggin nook across the rug like i got wworms #nsfww #nsfwwe
go make your owwn thinly vveiled candle fetish chit if youre such a fuckin wwax savvant you swweaty hunk of musclebeef
Horses are scary
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