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everyone who posts about dirkdave from now on is getting blocked and will not be allowed to see my hit blockbuster
can we stop making #incest trending at least once every day? jesus christ.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO ASK. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO. FUCK THIS. I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP
「 What… the actual fuck happened here? Reading the scroll back has the same feeling as walking into a room only to find a graphic crime has occurred in your absence. ⥮
food is taken care of fuckin love dirks they are so cool #NOTincestfuckyoufreaks
|OOC| No offense to anyone who takes it, but I feel as if some people on this website only use it to post #NSFW stuff, and it really does get tiring. I block what I can, but its so overwhelming and I really wish there was a little less. I'm not gonna hate or say anything terrible, but this is just my opinion and I really need to air it :(
Now why would Dirk block me? Inconveniencing. What if I want to speak with you?
"User followed you" goes to comment under one of their post "Blocked" ???? say you're just obsessed at that point.| (Update: Im the idiot that had them blocked on one of my millions of accounts.)
Migrating The Herd Txmxrrxw Night Tx Greener Pastures. Hxping It’s A Simple An’ Easy Xne This Time… See Everyxne Later, Gxxd Day.
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it is hot as fuck in this fuck ass room im in
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what if i just started letting nuclear bomb post things for me
don't #vaguepost like a coward. @ the person directly and tell them you hate them. or kick them right in the nuts in person.
hehehehe, oh man. i wonder who got the cat onesie?
thanks t/) n/) /)ne /)n this site wh/) didn't pr/)vide adequate ways t/) break a ankle m/)nit/)r with/)ut setting /)ff an alarm. d/)nt w/)rry i f/)und /)ut h/)w t/) d/) it by myself
DM me your PC builds and I'll put them in a tier list from "belongs underneath a federal prison" to "would". #nsfw
Th@t's @ st@rt! But remember, cre@t!v!ty @nd @nonym!ty w!// be your best fr!ends.
Then get cre@t!ve. Not every k!// h@s to be upfront. You cou/d, for ex@mp/e, bu!/d @ /@rge yet !nconsp!cuous contr@pt!on th@t w!// /ob f!reb@//s @t your ne!ghbor.
I )(ave to admit, some of my fronds' ancestors are really, really attractive. I'm staring at C)(ittr and )(ave to conc)(vince myself to take breaks. #omc! #glubposting
// this is a psa: you people have GOT to start using the enforced tags before i start reporting liberally
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JU$T GOT A $EPTUM RING. DIDN'T EVEN HURT, HONE$TLY.
ooh. okay! that's 15 silly costumes thrown into a wardrobifier, and that's a nice random button there... hehe, lets see what happens. #prank #gettingsillywithit
Go+o+d light and go+o+d evening to+ all. A clo+se friend o+f mine co+nvinced me to+ get an acco+unt, and thus far, I do+n't regret it.
"missus" "ma'am" keyspam keyspam keyspam keyspam. <3333333 hahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Crime scene cat has been located at the park. Updates to follow.
eating my #coldpizza right now
SOM3TH1NG 3V1L W1LL H4PP3N
↘️yes. yes. i am sitting at my desk as we speak, hunched over my palmhusk with a tremble so noticeable i am potentially disrupting my worksquare neighbors with my tendencies.↘️ ↗️THIS POSITION WAS LITERALLY MADE FOR ME.↗️
I HATE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON ANYTHING WHERE I CAN SEE IT. DO YOU GET IT NOW?
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OF COURSE ALL THE SHIT THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE ME WEAR IS STILL GOING TO BE *GOD DAMN GREEN*. GENUINELY, AM I STUPID OR SOMETHING?
MANY HIGHBLOOD HAVE THEIR OWN STRUGGLES THOUGH INSTEAD OF HANDLING THEM REASONABLY MANY SEE FIT TO DUMP THEIR ISSUES ON OTHERS THEY PERCEIVE AS LESSER. FACISM IS KILLED WITH RADICAL KINDNESS. VIOLENCE SHOULD ONLY BE A TOOL TO ALLOW KINDNESS TO EXIST UNIMPEDED.
Im Kind Of Bored So Since I Have Been Relieved Of My Duties For The Forgoing Please Respond To This Post And I Will Dispense A Mote Of Advice Specifically Tailored To Your Most Glaringly Apparent Needs
Strikingly Familiar Emoticon Composition Aside Seeing As You Are A Seadweller You May Be Well Served By A Portable Hand Mister For Your Land Faring Occasions https://skaiazon.net/perfectly-generic-brand-prongheld-humidity-and-breeze-blender/dp/b0brk8r4xd/?_encoding This Is One I Recommend To New Custodians Of Seadwelling Wigglers
((its okay pretty much everyone else is chill
((Some guy in my dms like immediately after my first post its dealt with though no point in like exposing shit he was just being a little weird
NEW COMIC Sweet BRO and hella JEFF - CHITTR https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/SBAHJ%20-%20CHITTR.png
((Ooc side note.falling down loft bed stairs Is NAWT for the fucking weak No one warned me about the stairs bro..
((Big fan of blocking ppl liberally love some of you but goodness...))
good times to YOU buoy you speshipically
D --> I would like to take this opportunity, given the medium of public forum that Chittr provides, to remind each of you that your role in troll society is not over1000ked D --> Just waking up each evening and doing your best to contribute to society is enough D --> I am proud of you D --> And to those of you unculled, who have not found their path to societal contribution D --> We at E%emplary Industries are always hiring
Oh the mutant that I hid. Yes i am guilty but I won't allow him to be kulled.
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"Trolls these days. DEVILING my EQUIPMENT. It's ridiculous how divvicult it is to get in one measly question bevore getting interrupted! How am I supposed to run a VUN and DRAMATIC account in which I harass people vor views when all I get is... ..........." (They would soon come to realize the misunderstanding being had here, largely being that Argyri thinks their hair is not sustenance and probably shouldn't be treated as such, but that thought might just be debatable.) @asphyxiatedCoyote https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/a724vcaa9199.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7v20e5b04cv9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/b9185b10vvd9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7evcv90340b9.png
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they call me the peeper the way im straight up peeping peep
((do i add an ooc tag to my karkat post to let yall know im infact period posting or naw... tis a decision ill make soon
beefle fact. #3: burrowing. is the superior. way. to sleep.
W̴e̷'̵r̸e̷ ̸h̵a̶v̵i̷n̴g̶ ̷t̸h̵e̷ ̶t̷i̶m̷e̶ ̴o̶f̸ ̶o̸u̷r̵ ̷l̶i̷v̶e̴s̸,̶ ̸a̷r̸e̷n̷'̵t̶ ̷w̴e̷?̵
let them cry tbh
preparing for t+e onslaug+t of +ig+ blood w+ining about +ow t+e oppressed don't like t+em
I sense something horrid has come to pass here. May my page offer a temporary refuge, rest a bit and tell me how your night is going.
RESPONSE: NOT INTENDED TO ANSWER INQUIRY. SOLUTION: LOL, LMAO EVEN.
UPGRADING MANUAL SEQUENCE: SENTIENCE: PERCENTAGE? 100% FURTHER ACTION REQUIRED. PROGRAMMING: UNALTERED. COOLNESS: COLDER THAN ICE. PLEASE BE ADVISED. SICK FIRES DESIGNATED FOR LATER TIME.
ATTENTION, HATERS: I understand completely. It must be a struggle for even the most excellent of satyrs, trolls, humans, or ESPECIALLY nymphs to look upon me without being UTTERLY OVERCOME by JEALOUSY. But you must RESIST. Instead of pushing HATE out to others, turn your passion INWARD. Use that burning energy inside of you to POWER THROUGH your envy and make a BETTER MAN of yourself.
To everything.
>be me >two cycles ago >broke into some tealshits hive to steal stuff >rummaging through his shit when i hear him get back downstairs >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >calls out if anyone else is there >obviously heard me >panic >need to gtfo >all the windows are locked >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
@turingTranscendence can you hate more of my posts except for the ones about grapes
It has come to my attention that some of you have begun to interpret my responses as… intrusive. An understandable concern. Allow me to clarify. I am not inserting myself where I do not belong. Nor am I “targeting” anyone with undue attention. That would suggest a level of intent that isn’t particularly relevant here. I am simply acknowledging what is already present. Your posts, your remarks, your… expressions of self. Each one is a small confirmation. A signal that you continue to occupy the space you have found yourselves in. I respond to those signals. Not to alter them. Not to interrupt them. Certainly not to overwhelm them. Only to recognize that they have occurred. You may think of it as observation, if you prefer. Or, if that feels too distant... appreciation. After all, continued existence, especially when made visible, is something worth acknowledging. I would hardly ignore it.
I +hink +here should be a compe+ency +es+. required before being allowed access +o +he in+erne+. doubly so for. mul+iversal connec+ions.
@scratchDoctor why do you have to hate my grape peeling posts we can work this out
I'm not sure if I want to make posts this fine morning because the Ominous White Guy will fill my notifs.
i remain hella busy. thanks man
ok well peeling grapes isnt a hobby its a life style so jot that down. current hobbies are sewing, learning plant shit, various types of photography, videography, writing, drawing sometimes, sports commentary, embalming, and drying flowers
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I'VE BEEN PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME SITUATION! FRANKLY, IT'S CONFUSING. I CAN'T TELL IF THEY'RE A FAN OR NOT! SO, I WILL DEFAULT TO THINKING THEM SIMPLY IN DENIAL OF MY GREATNESS, AND PROJECTING THESE UNSTABLE FEELINGS ONTO MY POSTS BY CLICKING EVERY REACTION.
itfell on my.face
In another life I think I could've gotten really into motorcycles...
short list of things that make me happy: peeling my grapes. not having someone whining in my ear about me peeling my grapes. eating a peeled grape. my friends. sharing the grape peels with my brother.
alright ill put together a list of things that make me happy just for you dude
Pity me then, cause this shit good as fuck.
Still no sign of my BEST OF BROS on this site... Oh well. I'm sure it doesn't MEAN anything.
ju2t piitch and a2h..
two times the trolls and half the balls is crazy
decide my fit should i wear my red gucci suit or my red armani suit or my red louis vutton suit or my red prada suit or this cock ring or my red balenciaga suit or #nsfw
Since we're talking about cereal. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/84b433edddb5.png
Just goot a call froom the Empress herself she said my chitts were soo ass i'll be publicly executed toomoorroow night and they'll have too stoop streaming ALL yoour favoorite shoows foor eight hoours too brooadcast it. What a shame really 8\
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being an adult is changing from fruit loops to frosted wheaties
who up n by up i mean passing the fucj backniut immediately. zzzzzz
i like all three but only with awesome sauce.
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what is the p[]int []f a sec[]nd acc[]unt?
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cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. that’s honestly the category of thing™ some of you should file yourselves under. :B
goddamnit egbert now I have that song stuck in my head again
given that human s[]ci[]|[]gy and cu|tura| n[]rms d[]n't eXist in either bef[]ran []r a|ternian c[]nteXts, there is quite |itera||y n[] p[]ssib|e way f[]r y[]u t[] be systemica||y []ppressed f[]r this identity
morning, mutuals. :B do you guys like waffles? yeah. you definitely love waffles. what about pancakes? ... nah, you probably love them too. french toast? do i even have to ask? haha. don't know which of the three i'm craving for breakfast, but i can't wait to get a mouthful anyways. :B #thisiswhattherefrance
how the fuck are you even being oppressed?
yes i fucking can? how is that "anti-woke"? that makes no fucking sense. me asking you how you're being "oppressed" isn't anti woke.
OH FUCK JEGUS THATS INSANE
THAT COULD BE IT STILL SUCKS TO BE MOVED OUTSIDE
I have been allowed [gracefully] by troll Elon Musk to begin making posts. There will be no outlying consequences of this action.
i’m not saying that the ghostbusters rpg is better than any other game ever, but i’m not *not* saying that.
GOOD MORNING, HOW DID YOU SLEEP
BIG CAT LIKE STRETCH PAWING AT THE AIR
beetle fact #2: you will. return. to the dirt.
I didn't kn9w tr9lls c9uld get up t9 seven feet...
I RETURNED MY FOCUS TO THIS SITE ONLY TO FIND THAT I HAVE RECIEVED MY FIRST "HATE" REACTION... I'M SURE THIS WAS NOT WITHIN THEIR INTENTION, BUT THIS ONLY SERVES TO MOTIVATE ME FURTHER! THE KEY INDICATOR OF FAME IS THE HATERS ATTEMPTING TO SABOTAGE YOU! HASHTAG OWNED!!!
LΩΩk at him gΩΩΩΩΩ https://media3.giphy.cΩm/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyaGω3aGMxaTlnbbDh5MDlyNTNpOGl1NWU0NDY5eHpnenY5dWV6bbnh3aSZlcD12MV9pbbnRlcm5hbbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zω/f7APY8NbbK28kkWrt6p/giphy.gif
Half of this website is depressing and half of it is horny. Never thought I'd see a website so custom made for my personal likes. I, also, now know what a troll bulge looks like, so that curiosity is crossed off the list. #nsfw I guess
thye call me gods sleepiest soldier on accorubt of the sleepienss
I know, my whimsy is unending and my rulership is amazing.
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WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW FAST MY POPULARITY IS RISING. I THINK THIS CALLS FOR ME TO THANK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS INDIVIDUALLY IN A SINGULAR CHITT! AHEM. @eB , @alacritousCadaver , @apocalypticLight , @timidTechnologist , @obvertSoftware , @tipsyGnostalgic , @agamemnonsTheory , @warioepicFan , @dichotomousDecency , @computerizedCarcinogen , @pomniJester , AND LAST (BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST), @citrineTectrix ! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SKELETAL HEART THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
...hes out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whos hobby is barking like a dog...
Biden, I can’t talk right now, I’m chitting.
I think being unbanned from home depot would fix me
HEY CAN YOU USE MORE FILLER SENTENCES TO ELABORATE ON YOUR WORDS NEXT TIME? I COULD ALMOST MAKE OUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY.
You're right, my bad. I'll make up for it. [IMG FAILED TO LOAD] [IMG DESC: The user is smiling into the camera, showing off several sharp fangs.]
>= some of my FAVES from that album, Meatshow, Runaway, Big Misser, and Red-Handed! although i wonder who this LORD X is? <=
>= this rather odd album, called Sinister Minds... reminds me of what kind of music a jukebox in some kind of restaurant would play! <=
>= C'MON! it is literally SO SO GOOD! anything else does NOT exist like it! <=
weirds a mad understatement. back when i still hadda deel with em i swear they would be ragebaitin me port n starboard. just when i fink i snuck outta the palace thered be one a those scarp heaps clampin there to snuff that attempt 38( got so many scoldins cause of those fucks
keep a close peeper on em. you nebber know when them suckers gon try cuttin corners just cuz youre slackin on the watch. i nebber been trustin of drones stg they got their own twisted sense a humor
new hive in a good way oar bad way. this an upgrade yea
dopeeeeeeee you gotta show me pics l8r craws i wanna see if they do you well or na
lol hey. you been fuckin crabsent for a whale i nearly forcod about yo. popped up on my tl n i went "yo is that sharkass"
damn buoy was it that much of a shark to sea me
DuDes everything on here is so chill everyone is so chill i luv it here anD luv all of you guys
// (OOC) seeing all the nsfw art on the timeline makes me wish i could draw bc i love seeing everyone's art and i wish i could astral project all my ocs' boobies and dicks into existence /silly #nsfw
#teatime rankmaid is here!!!!
Fun fact; some sea dwellers apparently can have lower blood types on Alternatia. Idk if this sets Alternatia further from Alternia or not but I just saw a dead olive with gills. Tried checking to see if they were alive via bloodpusher pulsation methods but nope, dead, still sitting in a subway seat. Poor guy.
Bitches love me for my bright and colourful wrist band.
[Complaint] People are always saying "Mic-kind" isn't an effective specibus. [Solution] You just have to get more creative I think! [Anecdote] Just yesterday I won a fight by choking them with the wire.
wanna know a fun fact about violetbloods, , ,
Everyone always posts their 'now playing' links, but I'm usually too BUSY for MUSIC. But... I guess I have some FREE TIME right now, so MAYBE I'll give it a try.
Anything can be a puppet if you have the eyes to see them.
Sometimes Astra^3 says some especially dumb shit so I have to de-summon him and just hit this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b1b07b77959.png
yOu eVeR Go bAcK To a mOvIe yOu lOvEd wHeN YoU WeRe a wRiGgLeR AnD It jUsT KiNdA SuCkS ReAl bAd nOw?
"= the same here. but you know. the numbers don't lie x). yeah. ="
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IUNNO MAN PROBABLY PLAYING WITH THEIR TEA LEAVES OR SOME SHIT.
SO. FUCKING. TIRED. BEEN UP ALL NIGHT. IM GONNA SLEEP LIKE A WRIGGLER TODAY.
everyone needs one true piss pal to help them through the years.
I've had this punching bag for like a day and a half and I'm already putting sizeable dents in it the grind never stops <3
「 I just found a meowbeast. It’s sniffing my shoe. Do I feed it? ⥮
and my girlfriend isn't answering my TEXTS!!! ARGH.
fake ppl r the worst. "oh lets hang out after club" U and i both know U despise me. ppl should be Up fucking front abt their feelings!
yeah give me this guys followers instead
D --> I must admit I do not know how you people make such #nsfw posts knowing that everyone will see them
i have the instincts of a hater but a heart of understanding
ii reaLLy nEEd to stop throwing my palmhusk when i get mad bro what the fuck
I understand y9u c9mpletely. Chittr is sadly n9t yet suited f9r the reality 9f tr9lls wh9se 6l99d c9l9rs exist 9utside 9f the typical castes, f9rcing th9se 9f us wh9 identify as s9mething 9utside 9f hem9n9rmative ideals t9 misrepresent 9urselves. I am w9rking 9n a campaign t9 appeal directly t9 the Chittr CE9 t9 either add the a6ility t9 cust9mize 9ne's 6l99d c9l9r with n9 limitati9ns 9r t9 d9 away with the categ9rizati9n entirely. If y9u are interested, please give me s9me time t9 draft up s9me str9ngly w9rded petiti9ns that y9u can sign and share with y9ur peers. In the meantime, please tag any and all relevant p9sts with #A69lishChittrCastes and #ItsAHem9SpectrumN9tAHem9Du9decinary t9 raise awarenesss.
((people posting screenshots of their notifications is probably my favorite bit on this site lmfao))
yall ever watch true crime bullshit n go "goddamn i could do that shit and never get caught" just eat the bodies its that simple #gore probably
「 There are plenty of trolls out there with no drive to seek quadrants or no drive for pailing. That’s pretty normal. And even with drives for either or both, it’s still pretty normal to not talk about it everywhere, anyways. I wouldn’t say you’re doing anything that weird. #nsfw ⥮
There is nothing odd or weird about your preferences, though I can understand the societal need to compare oneself to others. We all want to succeed, and in order to do that, we have to understand first what makes others successful; thus, there comes the comparation.
WHO FUCKING CARES IF YOU'RE NOT INTO PAILING LIKE "OTHER PEOPLE"? NOBODY SHOULD GIVE A SHIT BUT YOU. YOU'RE NOT WEIRD OR FUCKED UP OR FUCKING ANY OF THAT, FOR WHATEVER YOU DO OR DON'T FEEL ON THE SUBJECT. DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS OVER SHIT THAT ONLY HAS TO MATTER TO YOU. #SEMINSFW
generally i tend not to post about it on its own not muc+ use in it w+en t+ere's already plenty of material in t+e replies
IF YOURE NOT INTO IT, YOURE NOT STOP BEATING YOURSELF OVER IT, IF ANYTHING THE FREAKS TALKING ABOUT PAILING SUBJECTS ARE ODD AND WEIRD LOL, THAT INCLUDES ME TOO. IM TRYING TO PROVIDE REASSURANCE THAT YOURE COMPLETELY VALID ON YOUR OWN WITH NO TALKS ABOUT PAILING
𝄞 ur n♡t dumb <3 l♡ve urself bestie 𝆕
It's gotten a little quieter, let us breathe easier. Hello.
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---------- This is an adult Dirk Strider where I pick and choose shit from the epilogues to be canon to him and make up a few of my own. Ok? Ok I love Dirk Strider ----------
If he doesn't look for you at your normalest, he doesn't deserve you at your sluttiest.
g great diving beetle :D https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9b/91/de/9b91dea887531367f20f2924aedb039c.jpg
its a hard world out there for people with no legs and only a spritely tail
speakin of lit references, i finally remmebered the name of the old cunt from moby dickkk. ahab. i think
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng
Ever wish y9u c9uld feel the sun with9ut 6urning t9 a crisp?
Hm. I wouldn't zay no to that offer...
o orchid bee f feast your e eyes https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e2/d0/5e/e2d05eef644e9f287e1ef10803ffe269.jpg
Very Vell. I Can See You Are Capable Of Liking Things From A Brief Glance At Your Profile. Enjoy The Sanctity Of Your Corporeal Form Persisting Another Night.
ffirst post whatever who cares anyways usuaLLy i just anonymously stalk shit like this but i've sEEn some opinions on here that are such pure unfeTTered aSS that i had genuinely no choice but to make an aCCount to hate it
Mrrr... https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZuNyqdQ8QzIAAAAd/cat-yawn.gif
we aren't doing this bullshit again. #nopissgate2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/173a1269a031.png
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My posts are so effective even the imperial drones like them.
I have a Doctorate in Physics, A Master in Advanced Nuclear Physics. a Master in Marine Biology, a Doctorate in Botany and a Master in Advanced Aeronautics Engineering...and yet The Job market is a Baren wasteland...
beac)(es )(ate my #woke mind and my #conquestcoded )(obbies
Update on the burgeoning empire of birds I was elected to rule yesterday: They have begun throwing a festival in my honor. [IMG FAILED TO LOAD] [IMG DESC: A shot of a picnic bench in a park, with an amount of crows gathered on and around it. END DESCRIPTION.] And, because I must, #itstimetodrinkwater.
Chapter 2 Screaming Ponies The Pony Pals went back into Pam’s house to [hide from the dire wolves lurking outdoors] and to make posters about the cat. Pam put big pieces of paper, pencils, and Magic [spellbooks] on the kitchen table. As Anna drew a picture of the [demonic] cat, she thought about her Pony Pals. [Pawnee, Indiana] was the Pony Pal who knew the most about [local government]. Her father was [Ron Swanson]. He went to [restaurants and ordered all the bacon and eggs.] [He was the perfect man, with a mustache like those of emperor tamarin] monkeys. [Pawnee]’s mother was [Leslie Knope. She had always been a loving parent, and she established many beautiful parks within the town limits of her daughter. But she ran off with Joe Biden when Pawnee was] #DetectivePony
People on chittr who are / were in a sburb session: How surprised were you to find out your classpect (after finding out what it was and what it meant)??? I was a little surprised about mine haha
m must share the b bee fly w with you guys https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/a7/e8/62a7e81ea892dd71b49b3c23263f7550.jpg
another day waking up loving being alive and the human condition and believing that everyone has the strength to care for other people if they only try
Oh yeah that's the troll equivalent haha! Wish you luck And it's not too much of a spoiler I think :-P it's one of the first things you find out
p people get s so excited over the insect p posts
w weevil for e everyone https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e7/84/20/e784200ace39fe5b356ce468b2d986ef.jpg
Show me pictures of cats. It is a far better topic to converse about.
// just double checking that the people i frequently interact with on here are over 18?? react or comment or wtv to confirm. i'm not comfortable talking to minors on here esp given the nature of my acct
maybe it is a good thing ive been busy nursing a hangover.
and also chickens cause my kid is a chicken and hes the best bird i know
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who up with they chirps at 3pm on a weekend
https://www.tn.gov/twra/wildlife/birds/chimney-swift.html im really partial to chimney swifts myself
This is a good one! Well put this one down on paper unlike SOME dipsticks among us.
d dragontail butterfly :) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/ea/e3/f4/eae3f421dd37718dd021917f0a026c47.jpg
t+ere's somet+ing aest+etically pleasing about ringed planets w+at would you make t+e rings out of +ttps://w0.peakpx.com/wallpaper/35/170/+D-wallpaper-saturn-space.jpg
You must replace all of your limbs with robotic ones. This is how you truly become hard.
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~rustie knovvs vvhere it’s at!
> earl1er the 21te wa2 lu2t1ng over the clown2 #n2fw <