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•ᴥ- we are in a cute guy recession. #provemewrong -ᴥ•
=================== THE CAPTAIN'S DEVICE HAS FALLEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA. =================== #iwantcandy
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Got lik£, doubl£ book£d tonight for lik£, a photoshoot so I lik£, had to miss out on lik£, #£ridanw££k tonight! Lik£, hop£ it was so fun though<3 ;P!!
sO, i WOULD HAVE, pREFERRED TO MAKE THIS INTO, a VIDEO, mAYBE WITH MY, uKULELE, bUT THE OIL, iRREPARABLY DAMAGED THE, cAMERA ON MY, pALMHUSK SO, tHIS WILL HAVE TO DO, uMM, wELL i PROMISED, mY FANS THAT, i WOULD NOT, gET INJURED, tONIGHT AT #eRIDANwEEK, aND, wOULD INDEED, bE IN THE #sPLASHzONE, sAFE AND SECURE WITH, mY GOGGLES AND, bULLETPROOF, vEST BUT, aS CIRCUMSTANCES, hAD IT, i DECIDED TO ARRIVE, rEALLY EARLY SO AS TO, gET A GOOD SEAT, tHOUGH i GUESS, mY TICKET PROMISED ME, a vip SEAT, sO, iN RETROSPECT THAT WAS, pOINTLESS, bUT, iT WAS SEVERAL HOURS, bEFORE EVERYTHING, aND NO ONE, wAS REALLY THERE, sO i DECIDED TO, eXPLORE A BIT LIKE, a BACKSTAGE TOUR, aND, aFTER, sCAMPERING UP THE RAFTERS LIKE A NUTSTEALERBEAST, i WAS LOOKING IN AWE AT, tHE VARIOUS VATS, aND BARRELS AND, iN MY EXCITEMENT, sLIPPED AND FELL, iNTO ONE, aND WAS, pRETTY BANGED UP BUT, i FELT FINE ENOUGH BUT, i COULDN'T GET OUT, oF THE VAT AND, nO ONE WAS AROUND TO HEAR MY SCREAMING AND, bY TIME ANYONE ELSE WAS, aROUND, mY VOICE WAS HOARSE, aND SO, tHEY COULD NOT HEAR ME AND THEN, tHEY STARTED POURING IN THE OIL, wHICH WAS, pRETTY HOT, aND, vERY DENSE, oR MAYBE, tHE OPPOSITE OF DENSE, wHICHEVER ONE MAKES IT, hARD, tO GET OUT OF, aND SO, wHILE MY GOGGLES, lUCKILY, pROTECTED MY EYES, tHOUGH, oIL STARTED LEAKING INTO THEM, aFTER, a FEW MINUTES, i WAS, sTUCK IN THERE FOR, sEVERAL HOURS, aND HAD TO WAIT FOR, tHE OIL TO BE DISTRIBUTED TO, tHE COMPETITORS AND, aUDIENCE, lUCKILY, tHE OIL SEEMED TO BE OF A SIMILAR, cOMPOSITION TO, sOPOR SLIME, sO i WAS FINE, bREATHING IT BUT, iT TASTED REALLY BAD, aND, KIND OF STAINED MY SKIN, a BIT, bUT ANYWAYS, i DID EVENTUALLY, mANAGE TO CLIMB OUT, bY, uSING HARDENED OIL DEPOSITS, oN THE SIDES AS, hANDHOLDS, bUT THEN, aFTER i DID GET TO THE TOP, i FELL, aND LANDED RIGHT, oN MY BUTT, hURTING MY, bUTTBONE, wHATEVER THAT ONE, iS CALLED, aND THEN, aFTER i GOT OUT, i SLIPPED A BIT, aND HIT MY HEAD ON A TABLE, bUT, oVERALL i WAS, pRETTY FINE, aND THEN, sOMEONE THREW A FOLDING CHAIR, wHICH HIT MY HEAD AND, cONCUSSED ME BADLY, sO i DID, eND UP GETTING HURT, dESPITE MY PROMISES, aND i AM SOMEONE WHO, lIKES TO TRY TO STAY TRUE, tO HIS PROMISES, sO, i AM VERY SORRY FOR, gETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH, a CHAIR, aT #eRIDANwEEK, aND ALSO FOR, mISSING THE CHANCE TO TALK, tO ANYONE AT, tHE rUMBLE bUMPIN' uGLY pUMPKINS, eVENT, i AM, sORRY, aND i WILL, tRY TO DO BETTER IN, tHE FUTURE, tHANK YOU, #aPOLOGYvIDEO
This will have an effect on some deliveries I think.
Wait there was a bombing?—
don''''t t4lk 84d 48out r4di4tion like th4t,,,, he''''s 4 swell guy
I'm hEaring rEports about a tragic and sEnsElEss act of mass violEncE at #EridanWEEK. My hEart goEs out to all victims, thEir quadrantmatEs, and thEir lusii. WE stand togEthEr. #SamuraiFamStrong #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
all of you fucks dont understand my love for team fortress two its an amazing game has amazing graphics has wonderful voice acting especially for when it was made i constantly spend multiple hours doing sfms cause its easy and an amazing way to share my feelings about certain things like my two favorite characters to pose is scout and pyro but they are also who i main a majority of my sfms are scout and sniper though because they are my favorite pairing i love the art the headcanons and the majority of the fanbase i have seen every little reference in the videos heres one you might not have noticed in the background when one of medics doves gets hit you can see the director which had a comic made about him you can read it on the official site ive read every comic played tf2 almost every month (im not good at first person shooters really) and i even have the ice skating pyro taunt which is the only taunt i have cause i dont really like any other ones you guys are nothing like my cool autistic swag D Strides OUT #rant (sfm credits ME BITCH) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1468469425593127074/1481201503006883913/image.png?ex=69d01da5&is=69cecc25&hm=f915f522bb29e3581ad56ed41c6054ddf1fdeb71e0648367988233fff4e8208d&
I just got out of the rubble at #eridanwweek. Oww.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Okay. I think I'm fine that was weird... Ah- some veck shived me. Okay. ]
|| I WAS SEVERELY MISTAKEN MY ASSUMPTION OF WHAT TYPE OF WRESTLING THIS WOULD BE | NEVERTHELESS I CANNOT STOP WATCHING | DEAR FUCKING GOD | #ERIDANWEEK | OVER ||
[BEGIN CHIT] F0R A11 THE WEIRD AND ANN0YING FEE1INGz THIz UNIT HAz AR0UND THEIR F0RMER M0IRAI1. AT 1EAzT zHE WAz KIND EN0UGH T0 FUND THE EAR1Y IMP1ANTz F0R THIz PI10T UNIT. [END CHIT]
#eridanweek I am. Genuinely concerned for the three fighters at this point. #violence
found a party gonna wander in, if i get culled i’ll let you know lmfao
O[][] dear. W[][]at kind of elevator failure? Was anyone [][]urt?
i HAVE BEEN, gRIEVOUSLY INJURED, oN NIGHT 3, oF, #eRIDANwEEK, tHUS, cONTINUING MY STREAK, i HAD, pOSTED, tOO EARLY, bEFORE,
Oh, right. Conversations. With people.
Why the FUCK does my hand hurt??
Jack Brinner confirms that after retiring off chittr, they're just straight up killing all the Roxys. They're murdering them in real life for no reason.
Why did I get two pity reacts on my special effects comment? :")
Just helped @apiaryConnoisseur outta the tree, she's still wearing my shades so until further notice, I'll being wearing a significantly less cool pair of shades. Until I find a way to finagle it out of her clutches, you'll just have to deal with a 25% reduction in Strider Coolness until further notice Thank you for your patience
Ohhh... you guys are probably hardcore about it with the special effects then, right?? How cool is that?!
Taking some good advice, and logging off for a bit to get some rest. This sure has been a day! Goodnight, Chittr. #goodnight #sleeptight
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The universe keeps sending me signs, but they're all just different versions of the word "ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃" written in spooky fonts. I get it. I'm working on it. #WitchChittr #Occultism #OverthinkingIt #CurbingMyEnthusiasm #ForIndifference
Someone in my group told me they would “do tricks on it.” Cant someone explain this?
there's a fuchsia following me that's actually crazy fym people know i exist. gog i need a cigarette
gogdamn this fucking bitch!!!!!!! why the fuck do i have to take on 17 new fucking grubs!!!!!!!!! there's 30 other bitches in this fucking cult go get someone else to deal with this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck they're so cute tho... little baby bugs.... don't even know they're real.....
I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!
P30PL3 SH0ULD B3 0P3N T0 B31NG CRUSH3D BY RUBBL3 M0R3 0FT3N
Just spent 3 hours casting a painstakingly complex spell to achieve inner peace. The spell worked perfectly and now I am at peace with the fact that I just wasted 3 goddamn hours that I will never get back. #WitchChittr #Occultism #InnerPiss
An|>o<|ther successful sh|>o<|w- N|>o<| |>o<|ne even g|>o<|t skewered this time!
……if this turns into a zombie outbreak i swear to fucking god
its too fun i cant give it up
buillt up so much energy getting in stupid chittr skirmishes but got nothin to spend that energy on now fuuuck
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How D:o you stop your matesprit from orD:ering like 12 :Cheese pizzas? #quaD:rants
Nevermind. I'm immediately giving up. It'z a fucking headache handling my coworkerz, let alone a relationzhip on top of theze idiotz. <__>
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