♠ hated by @cuttlefishCabbalist
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
D0esnt the l0ve 0f y0ur life use that w0rd all the time
D0es she think @caligulaAscendit didnt?
wwhy the fuck am i gettin dragged dowwn into this wwhirlpool all ivve done wwas mind my business
female friendships are built on glass barins its amazin to wwitness them cannibalizin their #sisters ovver bulge the avverage foid is so emotional an awwful at problem solvvin male friendships dont suffer from this sort a faulty hysterical bedlam wwe knoww that the solution is none other than a threesome #vvaguechit
sorry for the vwait folks. handmaid vwon, yippee! lovwe them megidos. next up, vwevwe got... feferi peixes wversus sootnose songbird. yep. thats the match-up scheduled for this one. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for sootnose <3< or c3< for feferi
ah yeah like flouncin about makin jelly
ah gee her royal heinous not a typo has to get up from her throne a genetically modified freak creatures to defend herself from some alt a her presumably ex moirail wwho is bein a little mean on the splinternet ah gee ah shit i dont care milk wwhatevver
dont use that react
ah instant gene reconstruction sure thats not excruciatin for em youre a monster
wwishin evveryone wwhose canoodlin their matesprit right noww in a wway most coddlin a vvery merry gettin murdered by the ex moirail you broke up wwith out of spite to go chase a battery acid guzzlin lowwblooded scum sucker and also i hope the latter troll dies too in the crossfire tryin to savve you from me doin wwhat i came to do
wwhat does that mean i aint goin to fall for your psychosis induced gaslightin
howw can they respond fef genuine question they aint evven got a central nervvous system to ponder wwhat youre askin i think you just culled em
thanks for sayin that fef glbgolyb wwould probably be wwhisperin some inscrutable madness resemblin pride about you too in fact i knoww she wwould
okay this shits broken wwhy did it jump ten points
youre just goin to nuke my notifs evvery time arent you
you wwant my attention so bad it makes you look stupid
you wwouldnt get it close your bulbs an go back to makin shell necklaces from scratch this is creww quarters talk a princess ought not to concern herself wwith
you had that dream too wwoww
evver since i wwas a wwee fry i dreamt a the empress flattenin my wwrigglin day cake under her wwetsuit clad superass #nsfww #cakesittin
so you can start pantin an blowwin a steam wwhistle wwhenevver you see another guy wwith a depigmented streak in his quiff no thanks
n0. just keep being y0urself, man.
｢nyoho!!! (●´∀｀●)∩ konnichiwa, minasan! megane-san da atisuto here! ( -∀・) the #waifuification beam has been fired up, even if... (/_;) megane-san's unihorno kinda hurted now. (；Д；) aahh~~ making so many kyutiegirls! so many oppai, so little jikan! (￣з￣) keke~ ahh~ this post is SPONSORED!! (；・ω・) megane-san's ohime-chan ( @cuttlefishCabbalist ) nyahffered nandemo to him for his skillz, and megane-san said hai! (*´-`) ohime-san, you have megane-san's katana and lifeu! ♪( ´∀｀)人(´∀｀ )♪ nyaha! ohime-chan is one of ai-chan's favorite gyirls, syoooo!! (； ･`ω･´) when she came and asked megane-san for a picture of her and her tomodachi, eri-chan @caligulasAquarium , in fruits basket Σ(・∀・) (kawaii), megane-san got right to work! (/--)/ onegai, megane-san has given eri-chan a bigger oppai for ohime-chan to bouncy. *.ﾟ+ヽ(○･▽･○)ﾉﾞ +.ﾟ* usssoo!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: atisuto means artist! (*つ´･∀･)つ paintupaintsu, megane-san hard at work! (^3^)/ oppai means ■■■■■, and jikan means time! (￣□￣;)!! gyah, so wittle of it! (´ε ｀ ) gud thing megane-san stays up LATE into the day. ( ・ω・) nandemo means EBURYTHING, but megane-san took nothing! he offered his katana (ancient east alternian sword) and his lifeu (life) to her cause! (*/∀＼*) aaahh~ megane-san knows what it's like to have to fix up your waifu! ( ＾ω＾ ) and your tomodachi, which means friend! (*つ´･∀･)つ yey, megane-san loves making friends! (^3^)/ keke.]
PULLING HER BACK INT⧃ FRAME T⧃ ASK WHY SHE USED ALL F⧃UR REACTI⧃NS IT REALLY IS N⧃T THAT CRAZY MY NAME IS EVIDET ⧃ZATAP ALS⧃ KN⧃WN AS THE M⧃UNTAIN AND I APPR⧃VE THIS MESSAGE
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Guh.
youre like a dainty and feminine little bag a feathers jane you rest gracefully on a single blade a grass subsistin off one dewwdrop at a time youre literally a molecule wwhat more do i got to say
L choice Jake he should've swung no mercy style
I was QUITE ceremoniously invited to appear on the next episode of Rumble! After clearing my schedule, having the garments for the event custom-tailored, and hauling myself all the way down to the Patch, it was only after physically climbing into the ring that I discovered that we CANNOT proceed. Because someone (@golgothasTerror) couldn't hit me. Or even stage-hit me. Or even convincingly raise his fist to me. We tried for over an hour. I thought he was going to toss his cookies from sheer stress at one point. We cut the line on that catch when he began to sizzle and glow. I suppose I ought to find it sweet, but I'm moreso inconvenienced by the way I am squeezed into this MINUSCULE leather getup with nowhere to take it. :|
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so like i need to stress @cuttlefishCabbalist ive been through the bubbles before to help friends of ours get god tier post all that shit we went through it is never too late to lay your shit out on a slab and carve all uh freaky fogo de chão style but i need to stress we are not just going through time we are not just rewinding to when the dream bubbles are not just memories but waves of emotion and experience actively being visited we are traveling through space too real physical tactile touchy touch space which means the things you feel and do have actual consequences the names you call out for even in pain or on instinct or on reflex can reach back out to you in a sound you dont recognize with intentions you dont fully grasp feferi this place is horror beyond terror you wanted to god tier you are going to have to face the trials of a god tears cannot be shed for the already departed and you need to keep your shit in check get that fecal matter compacted because it matters ive played these games before and i dont want to lose a new friend ive just made ive played these games before https://i.imgur.com/hVVDVCU.png
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im only gettin on your sea pony so i can bestoww it wwith a curse that wwill slowwly transfigurate the steed into a grotesque wwinged angelic chimera that wwill servve me as my loyal attack beast wwhich livves in the entry tier a my wwizards towwer and consumes intruders
O)(? I wasn't aware you were ALSO AN -EMPR-ESS. Is t)(at w)(at you mean by understanding? 38)
T)(ank you!!! I painted t)(em in )(onor of MYYYY MORAY--E-EL Zoologer Coolscar, t)(e cutest, sweetest, )(andsomest diamond a gill a could ever ask for!
unfortunately for sentient life, and fortunately for the fish wvwho quivwer in his presence, the dashing and alternate of myself @orphanerdualscar is dowvwn wvwith another gill infection today. or something like that. the point is he's busy. wvwe are important men wvwith important time, not to be wvwasted. this means that is has fallen to my handsome and large shoulders to champion #fishingfriday so wvwhile i wvwill not be hosting an island, i wvwant evweryone to get off your pelvwic sitting basins, put on your wvwading boots and start casting lines. chop cho, cadets and post your catches to #fishingfriday today. i sawvw these beauties belowvw at a human locale- a bait and tackle shop, it is called. i wvwant evwery guppy wvwho sees this post to identify wvwith one of these four stickers and vwote belowvw for wvwhich one you think you are, if you'vwe got the guts to make the fish swvwoon and the wvwomen fear you. you knowvw wvwhat i mean. ♥️ - if i am fishing i am happy ♣️ - wvwtf wvwhere's the fish ♦️ - patience luck and lines all day ♠️ - wvwishing i wvwas fishing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dfd3653a0575.jpeg
holy shit that body a yours is absurd
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@cuttlefishcabbalist thoughts?
dang, you should
damn girl, lowve the nevw pfp, do you do onlyfins? @cuttlefishcabbalist #suggestiwve
dont you glub at me in that tone a glub
slur tier list (not comprehensivve feel free to collaborate in the replies) S - faygocel (coined by @caligulaAscendit) / finless / drowwner / dirtsniffer / gutterblood (a classic. evveryone knowws this one) / gillslut A - assblood / scumblood / cronus / clodhopper / B - pissblood / shitblood / foulblood / bucket fondler / peasantblood / brinesucker C - swwillblood / rusty / limey / fudgeblood / snotblood / mustardblood / mudcrawwler / scumsucker / saltlick D - wwader / chumbucket / cavviar
dont you take up that tone wwith me
