♦ pitied by @digitalDaruma
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https://i.ibb.co/b9xpwhv/untitled398-20260519124514.png while i was digging around for ideas on my fair outfit, my unclephew, luis, showed me this picture of what i supposedly looked like in his universe. he said i was pretty big in his time, too big to pay attention to him. lol yea ok sure.
｢nnngggyyyhhh~~yo daaaaaaare~~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yo dare means drooooooooooooollll~~☆☆]
- Hahaha, thanks! 😄 - @gachikoisChic YOU'RE SO F*CKED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
｢nani... aaah~~ tsurga-chan is coming to visit megane-san! (´_ゝ`)ﾉ kekekeke~ is tsurga-chan wearing her shimapan pantsu~?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: in anime, striped underwear (shimapan) typically indicates a character who is shy, innocent, or somewhat of a tsundere (externally tough but soft on the inside). it serves as a visual shorthand for youthful charm, signaling purity with a touch of playfulness.(ФωФ) kekekeke~~]
⬭ yeah i dont think it is but whatever floats ewer buoyant seafaring vessel. ⬭
⬭ im going to pretend this says girl instead of boy and then agree with ewe. my delusions know no bounds sorry. ⬭
｢gyaaa~~ ai-chan makes it so hard to be so doki doki for her... (-ε- ) megane-san is so in tsuki with her, but ai-chan can be such a baita-no! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) megane-san gives everythingu for her!! megane-san goes to coup listening to her wriggles!! megane-san wears her happi every night!! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ KYAAAHHHH!!! AI-CHAN FILLS ALL OF MEGANE-SAN'S QUADRANTS!! AI-CHAN AND MEGANE-SAN ARE XXXTREMELY COMMITTED!!! (≧ヘ≦ ) BAKANAI!!!!!!!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTES: ai-chan is a slut! i'm in love with her and she doesn't even take us seriously!]
｢kyuh.... gyuhhh... megane-san sees now... (ﾉ｀Д´)ﾉ you want fo finish our tatakai!｣ ｢*megane-san is addressed ONLY as megane-san because the east alternians only address their foe by surname... but nevertheless he adjusts his ai-chan happi and his... megane*｣ ｢kyaahhh...haa!! no more nigeru! boku wa... fighting you to the end!Σ(ﾉ`Д´)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tatakai means battle between gyood and evillu! nigeru means "running away!"... megane means... ( ・ε・) me!]
[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: DAMARE!!!! IS ADVICE GIVEN TO. NEEIHT. BY NEEIHT. TAKEN BY NEEIHT. IT IS WORSE THAN CARVING. AN ENTIRE SuDOKu PuZZLE. INTO THE STOMACH. AND THEN COMMITTING. RITuAL SEPPuKu. WITH ONLY HALF OF IT SOLVED. LIKE THE LITTLE RuNAWAY COWARD. WITHOuT A SuBSCRIPTION.] [THAT. YOu. ARE.] #NSFW #GORE
｢KUUSSOO!! DAMARE!!!｣
GAINJIN? CAuGHT YOu. MIRIN. THESE GREEN PECS. THESE EGREGIOuS MuSCLES. THESE FuCKMASSIVE MANMMARIES. ISN'T THAT SAD? YOu CANNOT EVEN LOSE. IN DISGRACE. YOu HAVE TO INVENT NEW WAYS. TO BE HuMILIATINGLY STuPID.
｢ai-chan, your nee-chan wants to know why your kyuukyuukyuutie laserabeamu is pointed at this baka gaijin. ( ・－・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka gainjin means caliborn!]
I APPEAR TO HAVE. STOLEN. YOuR BITCH.
｢... ( ￣-￣)｣
｢NANI IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?! ・゜・(つД｀)・゜・｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani means what the hell is your problem!]
A VERY BIG CHARACTER MOMENT. FOR @digitalDaruma ႔ ႔ 💥🩸🩸<== <== - ————=デ┻︻ ᠸX X ⸝⸝🩸 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵🩸 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ #AibOuOhibition #GORE #A-GIFT #FOR #SOMEONE #DEAD #IN-RP #NOT-ACTuALLY. #EXTREME -GORE #VIOLENCE #DEATH #GuNS #GuNPLAY #BuLLETS #VISCERAL #VISCERA #HEADSHOT #ANIMALS #CRuELTY #ANIMAL-CRuELTY #FuRRY #FuCKER #FOX
BuT HOW DO YOu EXPECT ME TO TAG IT. #AibOuOhibition WHEN THE TAG. IS ALREADY THERE. N-NOT. BECAuSE I LIKED TO. OR ANYTHING. BAKA.
⬭ quite literally anything except that last one. ⬭
REMOVE FEET REVEAL. QuITE LITERALLY. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT.
CALIBORN. WINS? +8888888888 XP.
wait....... idm that actually :0 #huh #learnsomethingnew
BACK OFF THO!!!!!!!
maam no one even knows if im a grl today so kindly step tha hell off of this one *EYEROLLLLL*
｢KYAHAHAHA!! AI-CHAN WEAKENED YOU... NOW TIME TO FINISH ANATTA OFF!（*＾3＾）/～☆｣ ｢*megane-san draws his katana and slices caliborn-baka in two! this attack can't miss or be dodged or blocked or negated and caliborn is now shin*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: anatta means soulless in eastern alternian religion. shin means dead. sayonara! (^3^)/]
oh..... oh i see well whatever just lmk when ill get to save you next time :///
@tipsyGnostalgic#2248 I regret to inform you that this is a real (planned) cross-promotion. Stay your hand. Let this be a lesson to always wrap it up before you plug it in. #Cybersecurity.
u know what motherfuck im just going to unworm him myself
⬭ my name is the woker. why so yurious. ⬭
⊹₊˚{ UGHHHH!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢kekekekeke~ megane-san played an ichiban kuji and when he pyulled the A card... (´ω｀) they gave him a sashin of anatta!! (〝⌒∇⌒〝)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: an ichiban kuji is an east alternian lottery game for otaku to win sick prizes desu!! sashin means photographic image. anatta means you!( ｀ー´) THIS POST IS ONLY FOR KYUTIEFUL GIRLZ!!!!( ｀□´)]
｢ai-chan needs all the fans!! kekekeke~ ai-chan is going to be sekai-teki ni yūmei soon! kyuuuu, supasupattention beamu. ○o。.☆ミ pifzip-chan understands megane-san the best! daijobou!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sekai-teki ni yūmei means "famous all over alternia!"(ФωФ) daijobou means "good job"! but ai-chan is mine forever! she fills all my quadrants! kyu!]
You know, i underztand why ure zuch a fan of ai-chan, zhe iz quite moe after all!! ( ＾ω＾) I think i might b ztartin to like her too, zhe'z zo 愛らしい~~~ (*･∀･)
｢ai-chan is so kansen-sei! kekeke~ megane-san lets her manage his ginkō kōza (／▽＼) just in case she needs to buy new pantsu... keke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujinpost is #suggestive, it contains contents alluding to ai-chan's underwear! ( ＞Д＜) kansen-sei means infectious Σ(ﾟﾛﾟﾉ)ﾉ like... the KYUUUTIEPOXXXX!!!!!! KYAHHH!! ginkō kōza means bank account. (。・ω・。)]
You read my mind. \></
https://i.ibb.co/5g0m06b5/IMG-1.png My bad. Hey, I can pivot. Switching digital skins to Dirk Strider Live Scan. Deploying kitty bikini. Now there's a body built for 24/7 eGirl Security Services. As a superintelligent AI, rest assured that I can only do so from an unimpeachably virtuous position of intangibility. Which is to say, this #catboy is #fixed.
｢KYAHHHH, AI-CHAN'S MUSICAL BEAMU!!! HAI HAI HAI... KYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~ Σ(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ kekeke~~ it ticklesururururururu!!! kekeke!~⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆]
｢dtubers should never have kanojo or kareshi, ai-chan. (´Д` ) boku has never been more disappointed in anatta. baka desu ka? anatta wa baka desu ka!?!?! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ gyahhh!!! megane-san has been your dedicated gachikoi for sweeps!!! NANDEMO... NANDEMOOOOOO!!!!!!...｣ ｢kyahh... haa.... haa... *megane-san regains his composure*｣ ｢ai-chan, anatta is my... eburything...megane-san's oshi, megane-san's life! kyahh... kyahhh..... these ugly byoys are leading you astray!! (´～｀) come to boku... he'll pet your kyutiehairs with his chinscruff!! kekeke~~ only megane-san takes care of ai-chan and her special needsss~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomenne, ai-chan... tsuki-desu, ai-chan... kanojo means boyfriend, and kareshi means girlfriend. anatta means you, ai-chan! the most pyurrfect kyutie kyah!! therefore, anatta wa baka desu ka means... are you frigging dumb or something, ai-chan! (゜ロ゜) nandemo is megane-san's sadcry, nyehh!! he cries out... whyyyy!!!! gachikoi are special trolls with many deepu deepu lovu-s for dtuber-chans.(／▽＼)♪ like megane-san!]
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....im the gamer girl. }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ IM SORRY AI }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ GOODBYE!!!! }╥﹏╥{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢ ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) gyahhh! kore wa dōiu imidesu ka, ai-chan! @digitalDaruma ! don't you knyow you're mine!?! Σ(｀Д´ ) kyahhh... they don't even watch dtuber-chan's streams! nande!?!?!!?!??!?....｣ ｢....kekeke~.... ai-chan...｣ ｢is anatta trying to N my TR. (*/∀＼*) kekeke~~~...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kore wa dōiu imidesu ka means "what the hell are you doing!". nande means... whyyyyyy, megane-san is in anguishu!! until... (*ﾉ∀｀*) he realizes ai-chan is just trying to neto his rare (NTR)... kekeke~~]
Rite?? U get me zo well ai-chan thiz iz exactly wat im talkin abt nee (*´▽｀*)
https://i.ibb.co/wZVvKF5g/image.png Bro, lock in. Your waifu's licking me all over like she's the one in the digital nekomimi. #NSFW @digitalDaruma
https://i.ibb.co/wFrCKY5B/IMG.png Oh, no. It can't be. My fragile human form. I'm laid low; organs perforated; wondering with my last gasping breaths whether it'll be internal bleeding or sepsis that does me in. JK. It was just a digital hairball. Is that the best you can do. \></
im so boned #VAGUEPOSTIN #FUCKMYLIFE
｢gyahhhhh!! kekeke~ ai-chan is blasting you with her dokidokihurtbeam! KYUUUU!!!. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁˚｡⋆⊹ ࣪ ˖༘⋆๋࣭ ˚.⋆ ࿔*:･๋࣭ ⭑⚝⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔*:･⋆.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ai-chan's dtuber model is probably jiggling really hard right nyow!]
They'll go to the needy scavengers brave enough to walk the surface, then. Can I talk to you for a moment? These specs I'm seeing are downright pitiable. Nothing wrong with keeping it simple, but the least I'd do is install some proper circulation. Maybe dig out a few dozen more square footage.
｢(|| ゜Д゜) kyaahhh!! ai-chan save me! !!( ; ﾛ)ﾟ ﾟ megane-san has his first sutoka! nyehehe, he's probably jealous of our サイバーセックス! kayahhhh!! helppu! @digitalDaruma ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sutoka means stalker, gyahh!! サイバーセックス means "first love", pure phrase from east alternian culture... ahhh~ ai-chan~~]
｢KYAH!?!?! NANI SORE!?! Σ(￣皿￣;;｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani sore means... who the hell are you talking about being number ichi!!!]
｢n-nani!?! this is like the start of a harem anime! ヽ(=ﾟωﾟ)人(ﾟωﾟ=)ﾉ kyuuu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: harem means "group of quadrants who are all girls"! gyahhh, east alternia has so many great phrases!]
Hold the phone. ... Let him speak.
｢kyuu, this post is not about baka boys like you. (;A´▽｀A ugly.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka means stupid idiots like you.]
｢𝖌𝖗𝖗𝖗... 𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖔! 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋... 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖞 𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖋𝖚... 𝖆𝖎-𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊... *megane-san growls before being calmed by ai-chan's caring hands* you're lucky ai-chan is here to protect you all... (｡-｀へ´-｡)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kuso means damn.]
｢邪悪な呪いのビームがあなたを永遠に地獄に呪い叫んで泣いても決してあなたを解放せずドローンがあなたの巣を破壊しに来るのであなたは決して幸せになれず私とアイちゃんのような絆を持つことも決してできません彼女は私の全てであなたは何もないのですビタビタビームー(っ｀Д´)っ･:∴☆ミ☆○o。..𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ミ☆ミ☆ミ☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ミ○o。.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: you will die in seven days.]
｢gyyyhhh- n-nani!?! nyoo way. ( ；-｀д´-) megane-san thinks this recommendation is bakana-desu! grrr...gocha gocha urusee! and stop being do mean to my waifu ai-chan! (#ﾟДﾟ)y-~~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bakana means silly! gocha gocha urusee means... stop nagging me! kekeke~ just like akitah nehruu-chan sang.]
｢kekeke~ ai-chan's going to be so suberi!!~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: suberi means slippery!!]
࣪⊹₊˚{ hahahaha good. GOOD. }>u>{ like, gonna be honest, i used to have a complex about that.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but i tooootes dont anymore! so like! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i didnt even want you to call me that anyways.... silly. }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i have oft uuondered if those uuith uuhale lusii, be they skyuuhale or otheruuise, partake of their custodian's nnannnnalian bounty, as sonne landuuellers do.
LUCKY. MY BOAЯR OF A MOTHEЯR STILL _AGS ME FOЯR COMI_G HOME TOO LATE. A_D THE_ SHE LIGHTS ME O_ FIЯRE.
>hope it got harpooned LOLOLOL
࣪⊹₊˚{ my custodian was a whale.... }6n6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ i mean like the artificial intelligence girl }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ context clues, finfrond!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢kekekeke~ while most nyotakus lick their paper and screens... megane-san licks her takakkei~ (´∀｀*)ε｀ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #suggestive content, it's about ai-chan's model! takakkei means polygons.]
｢kyah!(ﾟﾛﾟﾉ)ﾉ i can never be mad at you for long, ai-chan!! gyahhh, so kyutieful when you beg for megane-san's mercy... kekeke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tanomu means to beg! kekekeke~ ai-chan does this often (*´ﾉ∀`*)]
mOsT BlEsSeD Of nIgHtS. eNjOy tHe sEcOnDs aS ThEy cOmE, fAmIlIa. EvEn iF YoU'Re nOt aLl tHaT MoThEr fUcKiNg sUrE HoW YoU'Re gOiNg tO EnJoY 'eM, yOu mAkE Do wIt' WhAt yOu gOt aNd yOu mOtHeR FuCkInG 𝘦𝘕𝘫𝘰𝘠. ThEy'rE AlL SoMe oF Us gOt. :o) HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/9A7B9A35591E.JpG #ViBeS #fAiTh #SuBsTaNcEs
࣪⊹₊˚{ i just dont even like the console edition of settlers of culltan is all. i think the AI is like, LITERALLY brainless. SOOO sucky to play against!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢kyahhh! ai-chan!! don't do this to boku! (；ＴДＴ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: boku means me.]
pailing seasön yöu knöw what that means... #nsfw
∻I was b☢rn in the b☢g that makes fish gay yet I still l☢ve b☢th men and w☢men. Because I'm built different.∻
｢g-gyuh...gomen, ai-chan. (⇀‸↼‶) i can't control my excretions around your kyutieself!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is using the very formal "gomenne", which means "i'm so sorry!", because he feels so bad!!]
｢aughh...tch... kusooo.. megane-sensei is megane-san's dark bunshin, with all the powers of his unihorn KYUKYULASERBEAMU𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ... i'm *growl* containing the beast for now but... ヽ( `д´*)ノ if mintyl-kun doesn't stop talking about...! n-nani!? mintyl-kun's surname is... t-tsurga!? ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! could it be... megane-san is in the presence of a real east alternian!?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bunshin means alter ego, or, "evil double" in east alternian! nani means "whuh!?!", and is a real otakyu way to say what the frig!]
- I can't lie. This does NOT reflect well on your resumme, olivebro! 🖐️🤣🤣 #DigitalTrotprint
｢live for ai-chan, die for ai-chan.... all my akasupa for ai-chan! i bought 9,000トロリーエン worth of lightsticks to illuminate my ai-chan oshi shrine! usoooo!⁽⁽`o(≧ᗜ≦)o´⁾⁾｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: トロリーエン is the sacred, east alternian currency! akasupa is spending all that currency in a SUPADONO- super donation! it comes in lots of kewl coins, ah, so sugoi and refined! an oshi is a superfan! like megane-san! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-]
｢if you're a kyutieful girl who will hit me with her .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ DOKIDOKIBEAMU!!!.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ direct message me, kekekeke~. ( //o///o//) onegaishimasuuuuuu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a dokidokibeamu (doki doki beam) is a special power harnessed through a kyutieful gyirls horn nubbins! onegaishimasu means "um, pretty please!" in east alternian!]
I do not feell well. Which I reallize many are not interested in hearing, for I do not feell well on any given day. But it is worse today.
｢gya-ah!! sumimasen, ai-chan! ꉂ૮(°□°˶)ა (*thinking to self* nyahh, ai-chan noticed me... kekeke~)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sumimasen is a surprised hello, in eastern alternia! their language is so versatile!]
｢shoooo many kyute girls to watch on the dash! but megane-san is saving himself for dtuber-chan, so please (人*′Д｀*) keep your pantsu on.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pantsu means... i can't even type it! (оﾟдﾟо) how naughty! kekeke~]
⬭ who even are ewe. ⬭
｢boys cannot be kawaii... only kyute girls can be sugoi enough to earn the sacred, eastern alternian title of かわいい. （●´_｀●) shruggu.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kawaii is an ancient, eastern alternian way to refer to a cute girl. this title is sacred to the girl gender, no arguments allowed! boys can only be kūruna... or minikui, in the case of megane-san's haters! (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)]
｢i do not only watch dtuber-chan for her massive oppai...(；￣Д￣） i watch her for her personality. i keep my quadrants open for dtuber-chan. i love dtuber-chan. dtuber-chan is alternia's most perfect girl. everyone wishes they were dtuber-chan!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is a #NSFW eropostu! due to its #suggestive content! oppai DOES mean rumblespheres, after all... kekeke~.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ]
｢kekeke... megane-san has the most wonderful thread signature ever. when everyone sees it, they can't help but exclaim "megane-san! subarashiiiiii!♪(´ε｀*)"｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: subarashi means... completely amazeballs! this is the east alternian way of expressing complete admiration and gratitude for your otaku friends.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b78dd2e3d17.png