♦ pitied by @gestalticationalAnima
@tenderTelegnosis asks: "vwhat does it feel lyke vwhen someone accidentally touches your gill structures? is it bad? you mentioned before some information about seadvweller fins, so i vwas curious about other dystinct structures." im pretty sure they vwork the same for most seadvwellers, but nyeh, vwhat the heck, if yours dont dont insert yourself. anyvway, gills are not toys to be played vwith. theyre sensitwve, need hydration and if you ewver ACCIDENTALLY exhale smoke through them, itll hurt like a bitch. If you touch them, its vweird. if you blovw air on them, also vweird, but not totally objected. generally just a no touch zone, unless vwere getting freaky vwith it. #askcro #anatomy #seadvwellers #gills #substance
new tide new culling roster same fu-FLIPPIN-bullshipped if any of you glubbin disasters need feeding transport hivework mediculling quadrant mediation or whatever other responsibility the constern decided counts as MY problem report in before i have to come cull your asssssssssssomethin or other personally-PROVID-E APPROPRIAT-E CAR-E AND SUPPORT personally codda- codda get to work is what i meen
(◕દ◕^=)< canmew make out in front of me
(*﹏*^=;)< imso fuckging Horny
Wow. Thank you, just Dirk. I shall have the pu8lic 8e awares he has left me in a st8te of radio silence for a8out a week and this is the only direct interaction we have has since. #JustDirkKudos #Yuri? #HeIsOnlyKeepingMeAroundToDrawMeKissingWomenAsAHorse? #Theorizing
I vwant nothing more than to feel vweak after a Rainbowv Drinker drains me of my wviolet blood and compares me to that of a Juice Box #suggestivwe #blood #gore #IDunnoVWhatImDoingSoRandomTagsGo
(Mmm) To set the record straight, I don't knoww wwhat to tell you I havven't been gay in swweeps (Swweeps, girlll) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Don’t let anyone tell you getting married a second time is easy. I thought I knew the drill. I do not know the drill.
wow... the bj brothers over here forgett1ng the1r 3rd musketeer... }:/ ((1mage made by @tw1ceAnn1h1lated!))
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It saddens me t9 see h9w eager y9u all are t9 rate y9urselves 9n an ar6itrary scale 9f attractiveness. I w9n't 6lame any9ne, 9f c9urse, as it is a mere side effect 9f an unfair system 9f #AttractivenessPrivilege 9f which we are all victim, 6ut I d9 cauti9n y9u all n9t t9 put t99 much 9f y9ur pers9nal valuati9n in h9w pleasing t9 the eye y9u may 9r may n9t 6e. T9 any9ne wh9 w9uld rate themself as average 9r 6el9w average in terms 9f l99ks, w9rry n9t. Just 6ecause y9u are unattractive d9es n9t change y9ur w9rth as a pers9n. #6eautyIsInTheEye9fThe6eh9lder #UglyAndPr9ud #Ar6itraryRankings #W9rds9fWisd9m #P9sitiveAffirmati9ns
=^🤤< CAN MEW BEAT ME
(◕દ◕^=)< mommy momma moo moo mew
(=^◕ᴥ◕)< and what do mew know mommy ma mama
anonymous says: ""Nothing bad ewver happens to me" okay there, john f kenickie (vwho ewven is that btvw?)" you need to die. YOU KNOVW DAMN VWELL VWHO IT IS AT THIS POINT. you just need to go, sorry buddy, dont make the rules. on another hand, yes, these last days hawve been going so fucking vwell. nothing can stop me. nothing can ruin my streak. #askcro #deaththreat #threat #cronickie
(◕ᴥ◕^=)< aranya is my girlfriend dont listen toher #yumeshipping
@gestalticationalAnima Will you PLEASE tell her to stop?
my bulge is taking me to places id never go with a gun #nsfw #trollihop #imfuckingthewaffles
i wvent to get my 8lood wvork done so i could hit on the cute nurse dowvn at the medicull center. hit the gym first, got a nice pump going to impress the 8road. she commented on hovw vweiny my arms are, she wvas impressed! i flexed a little for her and she got all shy. it wvas adora8le. she drevw my 8lood, and plenty of it. she told me my 8lood pressure vwas a little high, 8ut wvhat can you expect wvhen you're staring at a hot piece of ass like that. and wvith a shirt cut like that she vwas just 8EGGING for someone to stare dovwn her shirt. her 8ra wvas teal 8tvw. i vwas a 8it vwoozy for the rest of the test, 8etvween all the 8lood she took and the rest of it making my pants tighter it wvas hard to tear my eyes from her fun8ags. 8ut the results vwhere positiwve! nothing to vworry a8out, she gawve me a clean 8ill of health ;) im just 8ummed i couldnt get her num8er. #NSFWV #NSFWVE #medichittr #eroticmemoir #sexcapades
♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･^=ゞ)< VOTE NOW FUR THE NEXT EPISODE OF #MAGESTAGE <3 - DIRK STRIDER <3< - KARKAT VANTAS
found the cronus thing. hm. #imnotgay.
A LOT OF YOU TALK STRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR ASS, BUT IF YOU WERE PRESENTED WITH ANY OF THE SHIT ANY OF YOU CLAIM TO BE ABLE TO TAKE AND DEAL WITH, YOU'D CRUMBLE. ANYWAY, I GOT SHOT AT WORK TODAY. WHAT'S UP?
Shit, really? Thanks Maryam, gonna make this a vwicked ballad of lovwe that’s gonna be the greatest song since any and all of Tenacious D’s discography!
Why must all my siblings harass me with The Bit.
The vweather’s cooling. This is svweet as all hell. Finally I can vwear my leather jacket again and make evweryone vweak at the knees at my sheer attractivweness combined vwith my best outfit #suggestivwe I think? I dunno.
(=^◔‿◔^=)< WILL MEW PEOPLE STOP VAGUE POSTING (=^◕ᴥ◕)< @antaresesGossamer my lips yearn fur mewr soul #DIRECTPOST
(=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< DO MEW LIKE MY NEW BANNER
#searching #eridanselfcestalliance
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oh is that my jaww on the floor there perhaps i can just bend dowwn grab it and since i am dowwn here showw my appreciation by kissin the hand you knoww i do not mean to be rude i wwould wwish for a wway to make it up to you do you need someone to wwalk you in
UGH MY LIFE IS PAIN ENDLESS PAIN
if i say i am adorable does that up my chances a helpin you feed or
por dude come on i am not adorable girls do not like adorable
guh wwhat the hell i am not adorable i am fearsome
right a course nothin else and i am sure the wwarm proximity a your breath against my neck for just a drop or twwo a my vviolet ichor is perfectly innocent evven innocuous and surely nevver leads to a lockin a sentimental eyes big wwet pleading eyes like mine trembling wwith just a hint a fear but vvery ready for ahem sorry i got carrie awway its been a poetic night so far
so er um so wwas that an open invvitation do you enjoy vviolet as a taste generally i mean not that i care but you knoww just for convversations sake
wwah wwah wwho wwant me wwho wwants me wwho wwants this wwho wwants that wwell wwho wwants SUCCESS wwho wwants to STAND ABOVVE IT ALL wwith the flames lickin your boots and the edges a your cape staring off into the horizon of a battlefield sorely fought and cruelly earned wwho wwants to reach into the jawws a wwhat is not knowwn and rend free the heart a vvictory bite dowwn into its squelching flesh as the wwarmth trickles dowwn to your gills and claim one more night in the endless tickin a survvivval and time and trollkind wwho wwants to DIE bleedin out in the snoww lookin ovver the hordes a grunts that lay DEAD before you decapitated by your blade and all the forces you amassed carryin your banner and your name stabbin bayonets into the once-wwere-people a the enemy commander as you clutch onto your rifle and DIE WWITH YOUR WWEAPON IN HAND o take me noww my demoness o take me and shadoww me into the cold forevver so i may float amongst the vvaliantly gone and be remembered not for my wwords but for my fuckin kill streak
𑄝 chattt. HEY GUYS SO ITTTS JUSTTT BEEN CONFIRMED MY BFF4LYFE TTTANRYL ACTTTUALLY *DOES* HATTTE ME AND WANTTTS ME TTTO DIE!!!!!!!!!! WHEN YOU DONTTT HEAR FROM ME ANYMORE BLAME @robinhoodCattt FOR CAUSING ME TTTO DIE OF A BROKEN PUSH'A!!!!! TTTHANKS!!!! rwar. ੭
8=l < There are si% teenagers in Kronos' hive and all si% of them like to hang off of my body because I can hold up all of them off the f100r and they think it's the dxrndest thing 8=l < I just stand like ᕙ ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ and they attach like leeches
i wwas prepared to but it feels so much harder to control myself wwhen you call me little fish despire wwhat my tone may suggest this is not me bein upset i am strugglin
ggg guh
sometimes you gotta ✨ HATE ✨ a motherfucker just because hes persistent and annoying and VWONT GET THE FUCKING HINT.
sounds like a skill issue to me big hoss.you
NOOOO SNEEV'S BEEN ORBED HES BECOME THE SNORB!!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY SNEEV!?!?!??!
and i thought mike was gonna be the first of us to succumb to a vampiric entity.
some of you are scary
my javw is on the fucking floor. holy shit, por.
:33< some of the beforians are scary
I THINK I'VE BEEN MAKING GOOD POINTS SO FAR. THIS IS WHY I DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP. OKAY, THATS A LIE. I KNOW I'VE MADE SUCH TERRIBLE TAKES SO FAR BEING HERE BUT I DECIDE TO IGNORE IT AND NOT DWELL ON IT.
hnn.
i vwanna make rainbovwdrinkers suck more than just my blood. ill make my partners put on that lotion that makes their skin glowv just so i can pretend theyre a drinker. hell, i might evwen bang a shadowv dropper if i had the chance. jades are the matronly caste for a reason. #nsfwv #pleasecancelme #illcum @casanovwaaquatic
CHITTR, SHOW ME THIS GUY'S BALLS #NSFW
got pissed vwith that one blue piece of hoofbeast shit, so i pissed off my zahhak earlier. pretty good time.
Perhaps my luck truly is not all that 8ad. ::::D
couldnt like a normal fucking flovwer, shit.
heeeey, doll face. nice seeing you here. ;)
big fan of cod-avwful bad movwies. Like, you really made a feature-length film about a vwoman running around vwith a cellphone.