♠ hated by @gnarlyCaballerial
cant hawve friends that are girls, apparently. #platonic #nofunnybusiness
get a load in this guy or hovwewver the saying goes. #suggestiwve #sure
The sillence is... deafening.
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so... since i got nothing else to do, here is the official and definitiwve ranking of hovw hot my friends are, from rust to fuschia. im being completely honest here so dont get majorly butthurt owver the truth. (i am not including myself, but vwe all knovw im a 10, duh.) damara megido: shes a firey one, this one. iwve gotten along vwith damara (for the most part) and despite our issues communicating in person vwere mostly on the same page. damara is a real minx, built like a dream, alvways looks alluring no matter vwhat. kinda crazy but, nyeh, id still hit. shame vwe didnt talk as much i vwished... 8.5/10 rufioh nitram: hes buff and hot, sure, other than that, vwho ewven is this dude?? 4/10 mituna captor: literally vwears a giant helmet, vwhich iwve newver seen being cleaned, and drools ewveryvwhere. zero style, zero looker genes, total mystery hovw he scored a broad like that. 1/10 kankri wvantas: okay, kan. ill admit it, the svweater is actually kinda vworking for him. leawves much to the imagination, vwhich vworks in fawvour of him. unfortunately, ewvery time i ewven think about flirting vwith him, he somehovw turns it into a seminar about the ethics of attraction, by the time hes done, iwve forgotten vwhat i vwas ewven complimenting him for. i don't need a permission slip to call someone hot, chief. i cant pretend he doesnt clean up nice, though. 7.5/10. meulin leijon: novw this is a tragedy. meulin's cute, dresses vwell, has that playful thing going on... and then she communicates exclusiwvely through vweird gifs because shes deaf, i guess. nothing vwrong vwith that, obwviously, but it means i spend half our conwversations trying to figure out if shes laughing vwith me or at me. still, shes cute enough that im vwilling to shoot my shot. 6.5/10. porrim maryam: porrim is a total smoke shovw, ewverything about that girl is mouth vwatering. but, listen... she has all those great qualities, both physically and intellectually. it *should* be super hot but she spends the vwhole time giwving me a scolding look, as if i'm a vwriggler, ewverytime i open my mouth to flirt. hovwewver i cant simply lie and say i vwouldnt giwve her a 9.5/10. latula pyrope: honestly a total knockout. she looks insane in that bodysuit, really enhances the curwves. plus she actually listens vwhen i talk about my music sometimes. itd be a solid 8/10 if she vwasnt the face of the not-like-the-other-girls mowvement, but since shes still smoking hot, the final wveredict is 7/10. aranea serket: phevw, novw this is a dangerous pussycat. araneas got that sexy librarian thing, shes stacked, gorgeous, and most importantly she lowves riding on her high hoofbeast about hovw shes better than ewveryone. she keeps calling me out on my "behawvior" as of late, vwhich is totally uncool for a hot chick to do. but i cant lie and say i tune out the noise sometimes just to appreciate the wvievw. 9/10 horuss zahhak: this guy is, somehovw, the most and least attractiwve troll i knovw. physically? absolute unit. tall, vwell-built, immaculate hair, dresses all steampunk (pretty hot). but then he opens his mouth and ewvery sentence sounds like it came out of a human regency romance nowvel vwritten by a hoofbeast. i respect the commitment, but i cannot deal vwith it. 6.5/10. kurloz makara: the skeleton suit is kinda cool but the stitched-mouth thing giwves me the creeps. ewven vwhen i go owver and make friendly conwversation he just stares at me. iwve tried being nice, iwve tried making jokes, iwve ewven sang at the guy. nothing. just that thousand-yard stare. minus points for some personal stuff. 3/10 meenah peixes: im still upset at the fact she left us all in the dream bubbles and vwent of her merry vway, so this vwill be affecting the score. she couldwve been a solid 8. shes got a hot body, has ewven hotter outfits, is loaded and can be pretty cool from time to time, but her trash attitude completely ruins it. plus she literally threatened to impale my bulge vwith her trident last vweek. not hot. 6/10. #crorates #misogyny #suggestiwve #nsfvw
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CHITTR HANDLE: ANON. YOUR MESSAGE: It has been very interesting and entertaining watching your group's antics and actions. But I must say I have been curious as to what your group actually does or even who the members of it are. I would be very pleased if you could answer such :) EMPLOYED?: YES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: I have all that I need :) 1. ME. 2. @aerodynamicTramp 3. I THINK HE GOT BANNED FROM CHITTR. NOT SURE. ASK NUMBER SEVEN. 4. @carmineGnosiology 5. @amusingCaterwaul 6. @genetrixAdvocate 7. @gnarlyCaballerial#1784 8. @arachnoidGrimorium 9. @canteringTackwork 10. @taciturnTerror 11. @aeneasCaldarium 12. @cuttlefishCrusher IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT. @0u0@
The part after this needs t9 6e tagged, 6ut. Just kn9w I res9nate with that m9re.
IT'S NOT RARE.
Eat it up fo+r lunch, yeah it's so+ delicio+us. @handMaid #Lyricpo+sting #Thro+wback #JustGalsBeingPals #Besties #Suggestive #Substances #GPOY https://cdn.imgchest.co+m/files/138bf8c76+da.png
#THROWBACK. #GIRLONGIRL. #YURIBAITING. #SUGGESTIVE. @GENETRIXADVOCATE
so many mitunas... theres more mitunas than normal online...
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only if its girl on girl i dont vwanna see you and gamz #nsfwv
my take on lesbians? they can do vwhatewver they wvant, but itd be cool if theyd let me vwatch. no pressure though #nsfvw
are you sneezin on me you acidic wworm
While the vvery separation of romance betwween "gay" and "straight" is pitiful, it does havve its uses. It lets you knoww wwhether you're hittin dowwn or up in your conquests. See, if I wwere to get wwith a vvioletblood male I wwould be hittin sidewways. If I wwere to get wwith an indigoblood male, I wwould still be hittin sidewways. If I wwere to get wwith an indigoblood female, I wwould be hittin dowwn. See howw that wworks?
yes but she is masculine in her conquests, thus absolvvin her a her wwomanhood. I mean hello it's obvvious any wwoman wwho finds her wway to the top wwas a man all along.
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This is s9 very 6rave 9f y9u. Always remem6er there is n9 shame in n9t filling quadrants.
im not gonna be picky about it cause i doubt youre gonna followw through anywway
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え、ミツナのルサスって、ホットドッグを「二つ」も食べるの許してくれんの！？
その境遇、アタシも確実に数回は通過してるからめっちゃ分かる。