♦ pitied by @hemmedHeirloomery
↗️AT YOUR COMMAND I WILL.↗️
↘️after an officerena outing to the recreational water facility for adult molt pastime and play↘️ ↗️I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT MY WORK SQUARE NEIGHBOR POSSESSES A PAN OF EXCEPTIONAL SQUISHINESS.↗️ ↘️a literal numbnub.↘️ ↗️UNABLE TO CONCEPTUALIZE THE BARE MINIMUM OF BASIC INSTINCTS AND SELF-PROTECTION.↗️ ↘️it is literally by pure luck alone that he did not drown, pitifully, in the shallow end of the pool.↘️ ↗️THEY WOULD NOT EVEN LET ME SWIM, THEY SAID THAT MY BODILY EXCRETIONS AND VARIOUS SUPERFICIAL CHITINOUS OILS WOULD RUIN THE CHEMICAL BALANCE.↗️ ↘️and relegated me to sitting in the open moonlight, until i felt mildly scorched.↘️ ↗️IT ACHES, BUT THE COMMAND OF MY SUPERIORS IS ABSOLUTE.↗️ ↘️so it is fine.↘️ ↗️A DULL, THROBBING REMINDER OF MY DEDICATION AND INFERIORITY UNDER THE FLIP-FLOPPED BOOTHEELS OF MY ULTIMATE COMMANDERS.↗️ ↘️i cannot tread water effectively anyway.↘️
xx_blegh._beach_tiem._i_will_find_shells._and_dig_in_da_sand_xx
in honor of #fatboyfriday here'S a photo of me from, like, a sweep ago. some faqs: how did you take this: palm husk lifted with my psionics after i was trying to video something cool and passed out on mindhoney why aren'T you this fat anymore: i had a period where i did not eat much and lost a little weight. remember when you make fun of me for being fat i could always be fatter can i touch you: probably not are you sponsored by subway: i fucking wish https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1d283885e2a.png
I am almost out of iced peach tea already. as soon as my cup is empty, I will let out a scream that will deafen all of Alternia, reaching even the most outer layers of space
↗️THE TWO GREATEST FEARS OF THE AVERAGE CHITTR USER.↗️ ↘️literally anyone named doc scratch, as if it is supposed to mean or invoke literally anything.↘️ ↗️AND A JOB APPLICATION.↗️
II do not want two drive away my fancy new friend with tales of my overindulgent and lascivious exploits.
Ahahaha... II'll admit II do. Perhaps a bit two much so, sometimes.
#ImGoingToPostASong #AndMyFriendsAreGoingToForgiveMe #BecauseTheyLoveMe #AndTheyreNotGoingToSayAnythingOnThisPost #AndJustLetMeHaveMyMoment
⧃ https://i.postimg.cc/bNdTs9xv/image-2026-06-13-233303978.png And the office looks just as bland and empty as I left it. I wouldn't have it any other way.
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can’t stand ppl wh/) pretend they r super vulnerable and they r just a c/)nniving fuck #vaguep/)st
#ItsLateButIMightGoToTheGym #IveGotTooMuchEnergyRnHaha
#ImHopingToGetOutMore #IWannaDoACampingTripSoon #IKnowWagdadWillLoveThatHaha
TWO MEN ?? ?? oohhghh goodness…
Ideally I Will Keep Him Stuck There Through The Night. He Has Been Tanking The Company Image With Some Of These Posts And The Shock Collar Was Clearly Not Enough ~ Madame Script
👁👁 its going to steal your personal information and sell it on the internet
DONT trust that thing
[⚙︎ Sometimes I rea|ize I don't know who the fuck anyone is on this website. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Congrats, I think. Or sorry that it happened. Rice and an app|e for break time mea|. ⚙︎]
I don’t like that it can see my memories.
I 7ike Po$ting @bout Him Bec@u$e He Get$ To $ee $omeone T@7king @bout Him Fond7y But I @7$o Don't 7ike Po$ting @bout Him Bec@u$e I C@n @7$o Fee7 $omeone'$ Ire @bout It @nd I Don't W@nn@ Put $tr@in On Hi$ Other Re7@tion$hip$ but @7$o. I 7ike Him @ 7ot
^^ /\nd yes, I'm aware of how funny it is that a fire broke out in what is technically underwater. ^^
｢OPEN RP~☆｣ ｢no kamimodding -_-｣ ｢advanced literacy only｣ ｢*megane-sensei is a top class ninja. he wanders through the street and approaches you and you are also a cute girl*｣ ｢"n-nani!?! gyah- a kyutiegirl... where's her senpai! s-something must be wrong! (|| ゜Д゜)"｣ ｢*megane-san thinks this, before he extends a hand out to you*｣ ｢"heh... come hive with me... (*´ω｀) megane-san will keep you safe from attackers..."｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kamimodding means NO GODMODDING... megane-san is a top ninja from the ninja academy, so it is out of character for him to get hurt. (｀Д´)ﾉ play fair! arigato! arigato means thank you.]
if i ate a hotdog in under 4 seconds would that impress anyone or no
⪩ Y⌖u 𓉸re c⌖rrect w⸸th th⸸s ⌖ne. D𓉸mn. ⪨
⪩ ⸸ c𓉸n see th𓉸t. ⸸ th⸸nk ⸸ w⌖uld t⌖⌖. D𓉸mn ⸸ must be gett⸸ng s⌖ft. ⪨
💪 Upp3r body day 💪 https://i.ibb.co/V0JXV1LZ/Gym-Brak.png (( Art by: @tipsyGalactica tysm he looks so gooood ))
all i’MM sayin is if i had lice, the next tiMMe you see MMe i’d be bald
ε-o AA mAAjε-ority ε-of the individuAAls im fε-ollε-owing AAre gε-oldblε-oε-ods ε-o dε-oes this sAAy sε-omething AAbε-out me thAAt i shε-ould knε-ow?
I think. That Fuchsia. Is going to lose another. Palmhusk. #vagueposting
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#ActuallyCanWeTalkAboutTheImplicitCasteismInRemovingPhoneBooths #AndInGeneral #ThePushToMakePalmhusksARequirementInEngagingWithModernSociety #TheresAnExpectationThatEveryoneHasAPalmhusk #AndIfYouDont #YouCantDoBasicThingsLike #UseOtherImportantDevices #ThatNowRequireAppsToBeUsed #DespitePreviouslyBeingAbleToBeUsedWIthoutThem #AndGettingAJobRequiresOneTooInMostCases #ItsCrazy #TheyreMakingEverythingAttachedToYourPalmhusk #ConnectingThingsThatDontNeedToBeConnected #AndIts #FUCKED #PhoneBoothsWereSoGoodForHelpingPeopleCheaplyMakeImportantCalls #ItsJustAnotherPushToSystemicallyRemoveLowerIncomePeopleFromSociety #ByHopingTheyllLikeDieOffBecauseTheyCantAfford #AStupidExpensiveSmartphone #PhoneBoothsOfferedSomeShelterFromTheElementsToo #SoItAlsoFitsIntoTheWholeThingOfLike #HostileArchitecture #ICouldWriteAPaperOnThis #WokeTagMomentsIGuess #ButIJustFeelVeryStronglyAboutThis #WeNeedToMakeEngagingWithSocietyWithoutAPalmhuskPossibleAgain #AndISay #LetsStartWithBringingBackPhoneBooths
I know who really took out the prior condesce. But I’m no snitch. #violence
omg, not like that!! stop nooo!
thinking about #pouting not as in i would do it but as an action
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=>>I enjøy the lørd øf the rings a løt tøø. The elves Make My Møuth water #suggestive>>>
iffffff someone wants to hang out with me at #fightnight im there >X3
(=^･⩊･^=) < THEY N33D THE ENCOURAGEMENT OF THEIR FANS THAT CAN'T ATTEND... SIGHS!
(=^･⩊･^=) < WISH I COULD ATTEND THE FIGHT NIGHT AND WATCH SWEATY, HOT, BUFF MEN FIGHT BUT I'M BUSY BEING KITTY! MEOW THE LORD MEOW MEOW PURR.
To be fair I’d get my ass beat at #FightNight but it’d be for the love of the game.
Fr though, yall be yapping.
managed tO get a jOb at the ralph's. i wasn't super On bOard with the idea Of lOss preventiOn at first. but apparently fOr them it means i run the machine that prevents feelings Of grief On stOre prOperty.
∙☾__☽ love having ppl blocked cause then i don't know what's going on and it's not my prroblem (: ya know what i hope it gets worrse actually what? no f̶ucking clue
:33< think of how cute i am fur meow :33< thank mew
wow, i just woke up and found this awesome piece of social media? hi everyone! my name's timi! but you can call me tim. today's, by my calendar time, the 18th of may, 2026! and its been ten days since i god tiered! oh wow, being a bard of time feels so incred- oh hey! a pinned post, right on the account i made! let me read that real quick
∙☾__☽ alrright it was f̶un (it wasn't) kis joined and f̶ollowed me /: no f̶ucking f̶un allowed mrr. put the tits on is herre imma head out
MY NAME IS TROLLBAMA BY THE WAY. TROLLBAMA. I UNDERSTAND MY RESEMBLANCE TO THE HUMAN BARACK OBAMA BUT I ENCOURAGE YOU TO GET MY NAME CORRECT.
HΘW TΘ GΣT PΘPLΣ TΘ LΦKΣ ΨΘUR PΘSTS ΦN CHΦTTR WΘRKΦNG 2026 TUTΘRΦΛL MΣDΦΛFΦRΣ SΣΛRCH
Obama can like my chits all he wants but it will never erase the mental fuckery he put out into the multiverse when he foolishly profiled all Striders to be in possession of Mad Skills. This set a glass flooring where busting through it under pressure tanks the exuberant expectations and collapses the tower ultimately a final destination for failure.
having a big bulge makes me less aeroDynamiC.,,., #nsfw
i should draw a bird from memory and see what new abominations i create
~I need m~Ore enemies~
screw the memory box, it didn't want to post my memory! i sacrificed a lot of my dignity letting it know that!!
an0n asked: hell0? is there any0ne 0ut there? im trying t0 understand this interface... ive never seen s0mething like it bef0re in all my time 0ut here. can y0u reach me? ee answered: hell0! i d0nt kn0w wh0 y0u are but if y0u see this feel free t0 reach 0ut t0 me #eeasks
>+. AND NOW THAT I AM FULL. I WILL GO THRASH AROUND IN SOME DIRT UNTIL I PASS OUT .+<
trying to think of a random animal to draw from memory in the meantime
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「We are to experience disturbances. It'll be fine, I'm 30% sure it will anyways.」
>>| took .awhile, but .i'm happy with what .i got... not really, because husktop .is dead, cables for my server .is .all cut, cocoon .is still flipped .and .it's just .a mess .of sopor slime .all .over the floor. .i still got loungeplank. .and palmhusk. .and .other stuff that was too small to break .i guess? .or too hard like .a server, but there was .a try with huge dent .over .it. .i don't know. .and yes, .i setup security .in .and .out. good.
i want to run from this. i don't know what else to do. i can't find it in me to be capable of anything else.
i don't want to do this to myself. maybe that's why you won't let me block it out. to remember.
miss my l0ver
Fight Night i2 for 2ur3 happ3ning but th3 2tart might b3 a littl3 lat3r than u2ual
i think above all else i'm scared.
I really wish I could read without poking one of my eyes but there's a high chance of that happening anytime I so much as pick up a book, or pick up anything in general.
i don't know if i have to hold on for dear life, or to let go. maybe i just need to let it happen.
oh were a little sad on the timeline rn huh mightve been a bad time to start a cookie vs cracker debate
* redacted * ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously; #notaconfession ♠
From one grie-vance to a-no-ther
I øught tø get a møre fłattering icøn, but this øne truły døes cømmunicate my usuał expressiøn when reading Chittr.
I aam not going to lie, I might need aa fight night. JUst get my aass haanded baackk to me to decompress aand relaax
Φ ΛM RΣΛDΦNG THΣ FΣΣD ΛND ΦTS: -HΘRNΨPΘSTΦNG -HΘRNΨPΘSTΦNG -HΘRNΨPΘSTΦNG -SΘMΣΘNΣ TΛLKΦNG ΛBΘUT THΣΦR DΛΨ -SHΦTPΘSTS -SΘMΣΘNΣS BULGΣ ΛLL UP ΘN MΨ SCRΣΣN -TRΛUMΛ