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B33 < fur no specific reason btw B33 < like for poptarts pity for waffles B33 < making decisions rn
- Archeradicators wrestling
"= hahah. you have some kind of point regarding the hm, headstart, but also. do not underestimate how low someone can fall and how /easy/ it is to do so :) ="
- PLEASE. All I've ever wanted was for the Emmpress to visit mme on an episode of "Secret Saboteur (Season MMMCDXIII, Continued Interplanetary Conquest and Bloodshed Part 42-1): Wherein the Emmpress, Her Immperious Condescension, Glory to Her Namme, Visits an Array of Trollian Businesses Throughout the Intergalactic Emmpire and Surprises Their Much-Adoring Proprietors With Her Patronage and Also Immperial Drones, Lots of Themm, Usually Rending The Property and All Within It Into Pathetic Multicolored Stains, Much to Everyone's Delight...)".
~vvish you vvere here vvith me right novv #vagueposting https://files.catbox.moe/1vgpib.jpeg
- I thought you were supposed to chit #ImmComming to get a corporate job you barely mmanaged to get a Hand on back. I thought that was
nobubbly likes talkin boat politics wit me efin t)(o its fun as )(ell 3B-/ uncultured
They warned me about they/them pussy and I didn't listen. #nsfw
- You have a Pickle? We're going to Handle it. We Handle Problemm Pickles by two's, four's, and FRIGGIN' EIGHTS! Let mme help mme help you! HELP ME!
- At Handy Business Solutions, we'll Handle your Pickle so fast you won't even REMEMBER you ever HAD a Pickle in the FIRST PLACE!!!!!
i dont ha𝑣e "pronouns". first𝑙y, none of my nouns are professiona𝑙. second𝑙y, say it to my face or or with my name attached or dont say it at a𝑙𝑙.
- Congratulations, bro! 😄
how r u guys pulling throu chittr 0_o hmu baddies wtf
a new night a new trope of examine! ^0^ do you believe in fate? what if i told you that your quadrants were already meant to be? fated mates explores the concept of being bound to another from the day you started wriggling. this dynamic can be applied through matching birthmarks, psionic links, even just a striking intensity at first sight unlike anything before! fated quadrants is prime dynamic material for yearning and angst as well! the death of a fated mate causing the suffering of a character due to the knowledge that no one will ever be able to fill that quadrant the same way. defying fate by falling for someone who wasnt hatched for you, ultimately dooming two others in the process! a human boy discovering to his horror… that his fated mate… is another boy?! do you have a soft spot in your blood pusher for fated mates? dont forget to rate this trope so that rankmaid-sensei knows what her fans crave! ^_^ (tags: fated mates, bound to you, red string, fated quadrants, flushed at first sight, human/human, angst, major character dead, archive rating: T)
- Ok, umm, just because I amm an entirely scrupulous business owner, I will admmit that sommetimmes assisting in the creation of what I like to call "bespoke stress" can lubricate the wheels on the pale wagon when it's needed.
- Ohh haha so you do... haha... awww...
I'm feeling things... its confusing.. (' . ' ❀)
Ill go down with thi2 2hip goddammit chittr dont.you di3 on m3
It's the Late night Companionship craving Time <3 Anyone else Know what I'm talking About?
yes, on chittr
I hear them sometimes. €urmudgeonly seer of spa€e.
Mmm𐠦ybe y𐠅u c𐠅uld use s𐠅mme kinnd 𐠅f urchinn-spinne?
EATING FOOD WITH FRE$H HI$$BEA$T BITE PIERCING$ $UCK$ NOOK. AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If your muscular fortitude stat of choice is high enough, you can pick your denizen up by the tail and swing them around to do a surprising amount of damage. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
<3-I-miss-my-gillfriend-chittr.-I-miss-her-a-lot.
Y𐠅u seemm like y𐠅u knn𐠅w 𐠦b𐠅ut this, s𐠅 is it still 𐠦shenn if the tw𐠅 tr𐠅lls w𐠦nnt t𐠅 kill e𐠦ch 𐠅ther pl𐠦t𐠅nnic𐠦lly?
- Does that guy only talk in the third-person? Please.
- Oh, holy freaking mmoly, you're good! LOL! I want you on mmy teamm! 🫢
- Will you protect mme please.
- Haha... you think so...? 😊
- I'mm not a pity-baiter. I'mm literally not a pity-baiter.
- ALIEN??????????????????????
everyone has so many opinions on nesben. nesben is going back into nesbens hole. if anyone tries to sell nesben more hole insurance nesben is going to go apeshit
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If Anyone Is Wondering How My Day Has Been Going For Your Best Interest Im Just Going To Ask You To Stop Doing That
「 We’re rapidly developing a human infestation. ⥮
