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Would you dare look over your shoulder / Do you fear what's comin' round the bend? #lyricposting
((I know people have said this, but chittr has ruined me in that I can't pity react on other websites... It would be so useful!))
Are you also gonna tell people to eat your shorts?
we need to bring cowabummer back into the slang zeitgeist
I l0ve y0u evil lesbians
I despise feeling this w<>rthless. I sh<>uld l<>ve myself, I sh<>uld see myself as w<>rthy <>f <>thers' l<>ve t<><>. And I try s<> hard t<> make myself w<>rth it, t<> make myself en<>ugh, but it never is. And I supp<>se I need t<> scream it int<> the w<>rld, because I am a pathetic attenti<>n wh<>re wh<> l<>ngs f<>r even scraps <>f affecti<>n, even th<>ugh I kn<>w they are n<>t genuine. H<>w pitiable I must seem t<> <>thers.
I can't be thinking about twink shit again right now.
throws a slice of cheese on your forehead as you scroll past cheese tax
OOC Dave Egbert intro post!! Dave Egbert, 38, he/him ... maybe, married to Jake Lalonde, and has a son named Neil Harrison Egbert-Lalonde. Dave is currently placed at the beginning of Homestuck: Beyond Canon. This swap AU has the characters swap *places*, but not whole personalities. Dave and Jake are fighting often, but Dave tries to love him, and usually isn't wrong when they fight. In this world, Dirk is dead. He is heartbroken over it, and will struggle to speak to any Dirk that interacts with him. On this account there may be a couple NSFW posts or substance posts, but more often than not, he just posts about normal shit like loving his family or watching movies. Interact with him in any way you want! Go crazy!!!!
postin this selfie 4 no reason whatsoever <3
>+. RUINING THE NICE MOMENT I'M HAVING TO SAY I'VE BEEN NOTIFIED OF VAPE VIBRATORS .+> >+. IF SOMEONE OFFERS ME A HIT AND THEN SPREADS THEIR LEGS I'D DEEPLY CONSIDER LEAVING .+< #nsfw #substance
https://msparp.chat/petroascookout# AnywAy the cOokoUt's back OpEn. pull the fuck up
bro naps are so awesome should i have taken one? no but do i feel great? also no but hey at least im not still struggling to keep my eyes open
>+. I WILL INDULGE IN!! ICED CREAM .+<
(( listens to heph's voice claim sing the dragonborn comes. listen to it with me. https://open.spotify.com/track/7Mt3faHLaQovTl6JLYp8lm?si=7f99fd40c538421d
Hello I guess chittr I've been told some socializing might do me good.
Jake English, Candy Timeline adjacent. Father to one Tavvy Crocker, currently married to one Jane Crocker. Part of @liaisonsWraith 's Tineline Warning for themes of depression, #cw_alcoholism, #substances, #cw_domesticabuse, and #cw_parentalneglect. A page without hope. The game ending should have fixes everything, but instead, here Jake was in a marriage he regretted, a child he never intended to have, and the phantom of his childhood crush haunting him and being the only thing keeping this house functional. A smarter man would be done with this already, but Jake is not a smarter man. All he can do right now is get by and avoid incurring his wife's frustration, left they fight again. At least he has Brain Ghost Dirk to help out.
The arrival of another brain ghost splinter reminds me of the time Jake got drunk and Hoped up a sluttified version of me. I mean it was hot but I can't fit in shorts that tiny, buddy. Did steal the mesh shirt though, just had to update the style.
6oys......