Serpaz Helilo, CUEKEEPER
@pliableDecadence
She/Her what does the barkeep say to the omenbeast that just walked in? i dunno, let me ask her!!!! #shouldastoppedthealpocalypse Catastrophically employed (|:)
been staring up at the ceiling for the past...who fucking knows thinkpan no thoughts but pan and body still yelling at me ...i like the colour green good thing i do its everywhere now
recent talk of midbloods and alternian trolls weird caste stuff got me thinking what ACTUALLY counts as a midblood????? where does lowblood stop and midblood start??? where does midblood stop and highblood start??? what is even the point of this split in the first place??? we dont really have that kind of split on repiton so im really struggling to get it
The distinction exists to perpetuate hostility on Alternia as orchestrated by your employer.
Most reputable sociologenociders would agree that the cutoff of "low" to "middle" sits between gold and olive, seeing as the historic and extinct lime blood used to reside there and can serve as a divider, though there is debate that socially, olives should classify as a lowblood due to socioeconomic standings. The divide between "middle" and "high" is less clear cut, and more highly debated. Many would say the divide is cerulean and indigo, but some believe that cerulean and indigo are mostly equivalent in status, and the real divide rests between teal and cerulean. In short, sociology as a field is too wishy-washy to be *incontrevertible.*
⚛︎_vFr0m my rEsE^rch, I h^vE c0mE t0 thE c0nclusi0n this spEctrum is m0rE 0f ^ whEEl th^n ^ str^ightf0rw^rd huE shift fr0m End t0 End. ThE s0ci^l c0nstructs 0f 0ur spEciEs ^rE 0utd^tEd ^t bEst
the idea that boss scratch is why troll casteism exists is both REAL grim and also really funny??? like why is this ballman (affectionate i promise boss) saying i have most of but NOT ALL rights
I will not reveal all. But, ultimately, it served something greater I suppose.
wwell the terms are used kinda loosely an it depends on wwho you are trolls of vvery high blood sometimes evven refer to blue bloods as lowwbloods an sometimes trolls only use the wword highblood to refer to purples in my eyes any troll beloww jade is a lowwblood
⚇ awh this one's real easy. ⚇ anyone below purple is a lowblood ⚇ and anyone *above* is a fuckin' wader! ⚇ HOINK HOINK HOINK HOINK ⚇
D--> This is a¢¢urate but la¢ks søme nuan¢e. Inđigøes while high-b100đs are nøt highb100đs, we resiđe øn the upper enđ øf the spe¢trum but ¢annøt ør at least never have attaineđ the title øf Highb100đ. ȼeruleans are alsø the purest enđ øf the miđb100đ hue rather than the løwest enđ øf nøbility.
its real loud here at the manor lately lotta shouting and crashes and other noises i really cant place soooooooooooooooo how is everyone elses day goin (|:)))))
oh man i havent said like anything here in a bit now ummmmmmmmm i cant lie i dont got any jokes ready to launch right now just kinda tired sorry funny gal hours on hold til my mind works right again
another day of work and now that movie from yesterday got me thinking again (DANGEROUS i know hehe) always follow your hell yeahs huh...thats a good way to live i think!!! i should watch more human and alternian movies if they got me thonkin like this a WHOLE DAY AFTER
c< it really is a great MOvie, still Has Me tHiNKiN, persONally.... i MigHt watcH it agaiN, 2 be HONest >c
a movie called mr nobody!!! it was really good though kinda dense in a lot ways good ways i think (|:)
me to!!! i feel like there was so much i got but SO MUCH I MISSED at the same time
c< i feel liKe i gOtta watcH it a cOuple MOre tiMes 2 really uNderstaNd it, but, i alsO feel liKe ill Never get it, at least NOt fully >c
its a screamin into my toolbox to get my thinkpan to stop YELLING AT ME kinda day ya know
oof gotta get off my phone at work the boss saw me on my phone goin HAM and gave me a look (i think??????) gotta get back to work before the evil version of serpaz is the one thats employed (|:P
This would never happen under the watch of the Midnight Crew.
why is everyone talking about an evil version of themselves??? i already have an evil version of me AND THEY SUCK!!!!! CANNOT RECOMMEND HAVING ONE WOULD LOVE IF I DIDNT!!! (| >:(
1’ll 74k3 y0ur 3v1l 53lf, 7h3y c4n 83c0m3 my 3v1l 53lf 1n5734d. 1’m 5ur3 17 w1ll w0rk f1n3.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
>:33 < I RECOMMEND NOT HAVING A NON-EVIL VERSION OF YOURSELF
been REAAAAAAAL quiet at the manor lately... almost miss how crazy things were since i got here buuuuuuuuuuuut cant let things get dull around here!!! a boring manor is NOT MANOR AT ALL
IMAGINE getting some sleep after a long day of EVERYTHING that happens here and knowing that if one of my bosses thinks they can be the funny ones for once they can just put you in gay chalky jail for apparently an ETERNITY but also like 5 minutes or whatever IMAGINE getting some sleep after ALL THAT and then even more capital b BULLSHIT happens chalky busts outta gay chalky jail bosses are VERY NORMAL about that and i slept through EVERY BIT OF IT honestly THAT might just be the funniest thing ive done since i got here anyways BACK TO WORK NOW!!!!! someones gotta liven this place up (|;)
:o/ Quite. :o/ We might have screwed the pooch on this one.
caliborn-sama has been drawing with me for so long that ive lost track at this point i need to catch up with whats going on while ive been trying to teach him proper human male hand anatomy
Hhahehahhehahehahehahrhahaaehehhehehehhheahhaha.
man this job is crazy sometimes hehe sometimes ill be guiding guests around showing them a great time around the manor and then BAM one of them will just be GONE *poof* with the only trace of them being there being like a splotch of whatever kind of blood they had on the ground and one of my bosses will be the dark chuckler in a corner or something even THAT will be gone soon to cause we got the BEST janitor around haha we dont keep messes here (}:)
:o) You are taking to this role so very well, Miss Helilo :o) We are so happy to have you on board.
thank you boss! im happy to be here! you guys keep it so lively and fun and AWESOME in here i wont let you down (|:D
:o) I am assured you will not. :o) We should get together some time. :o) For tea. :o) And to discuss the fineries of funny business.
i help keep guests of the manor entertained and happy! also i show people around and make sure everyone in the group is doing A OK (|:) amongst other things hehe
a batch of cupcakes are in the oven one turns to the one next to it and says "WOW its sure hot in here huh" the other turns to it and goes "AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH" i had left them in a little too long heehee whoops
being the funny gal can be real tiring sometimes tried to take a nap and now im pretty sure today is tomorrow?????? ah whatever the day doesnt matter AS LONG AS THE SMILES STAY COMING might start chuckin jokes at ludacris speed soon this is a warning (|B)))
joke that i thought of while i was doing stuff what do ghost hunters wear when out in the field??? nothing special honestly they just put on a paranormal jeans (|:) got a snort out of me when i thought of it if i may toot my own horn
:o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo :o) I like your funny words, Miss Cuekeeper.
welp thats my boss kicking my friends ass on the timeline today is gonna be a funny day for sure i can just tell and if it isnt ill make sure it is!!!! thats a promise (|:))))
today really was a GREAT DAY #inthere
one day ill be allowed to have my comic sans back and on that day i will RETURN to being the premier funny gal that i always have been! cause who doesnt love a good comic sans every now and then right
sans "the skeleton" undertale stole my typing quirk
i feel like today is gonna be a good day (|:) so lets make sure it is! not a fan of low spirits so we gotta keep them high! hope the spirits arent afraid of heights (|:P
Ghxst dx nxt tend tx be Ms Helilx!!! They fly!!! This is knxwn :)))
i hope so cause these spirits are going ALLLL THE WAY UP this too will be known (|:)
bleh so much sad serpaz, gotta get back on the saddle! (not literally though, if I see another omenbeast, im letting the evil serpaz out) it's the return of the jokes!!!! what did the zombie say to the other zombie? NOTHING!!! theyre both dead (|:)))
i miss lefty (|:(
I can try to make a tiny sculpture of her for you—
Ugh. ...For what its worth I am sorry about that.