Serpaz Helilo, CUEKEEPER
@pliableDecadence
She/Her what does the barkeep say to the omenbeast that just walked in? i dunno, let me ask her!!!! #shouldastoppedthealpocalypse Catastrophically employed (|:)
...that profile picture is off center but its funnier that way so it stays anyways HIIIIIII!!!! im serpaz im a funny gal who likes long walks on the trash beach sunsets over the pitch black ocean and playing my accordion at a very acceptable noise level i promise my friends said this would be nice to do while im stuck on omenbeast planet soooooooooooo ill just post here when i get bored which is a lot cant lie also if you see a purple creep or a violet LOSER who asks if you saw this (|:) no you didnt (|:) ANYWAYS BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (|:D
been staring up at the ceiling for the past...who fucking knows thinkpan no thoughts but pan and body still yelling at me ...i like the colour green good thing i do its everywhere now
amoguns us?
knicks in 5!!!!!!
HE KNOWS BALL.
(=^･⩊･^=) < DAMN!! DOC SCRATCH IS FURRCKIN' BALLIN'!
(|:OOOOO BOSS SCRATCH IS FUCKIN BALLIN!!!!!
i HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT, hE DOES, kNOW BALL,
:o) Outstanding form, Mr. Scratch.
jesus christ.
recent talk of midbloods and alternian trolls weird caste stuff got me thinking what ACTUALLY counts as a midblood????? where does lowblood stop and midblood start??? where does midblood stop and highblood start??? what is even the point of this split in the first place??? we dont really have that kind of split on repiton so im really struggling to get it
The distinction exists to perpetuate hostility on Alternia as orchestrated by your employer.
Most reputable sociologenociders would agree that the cutoff of "low" to "middle" sits between gold and olive, seeing as the historic and extinct lime blood used to reside there and can serve as a divider, though there is debate that socially, olives should classify as a lowblood due to socioeconomic standings. The divide between "middle" and "high" is less clear cut, and more highly debated. Many would say the divide is cerulean and indigo, but some believe that cerulean and indigo are mostly equivalent in status, and the real divide rests between teal and cerulean. In short, sociology as a field is too wishy-washy to be *incontrevertible.*
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the idea that boss scratch is why troll casteism exists is both REAL grim and also really funny??? like why is this ballman (affectionate i promise boss) saying i have most of but NOT ALL rights
I will not reveal all. But, ultimately, it served something greater I suppose.
wwell the terms are used kinda loosely an it depends on wwho you are trolls of vvery high blood sometimes evven refer to blue bloods as lowwbloods an sometimes trolls only use the wword highblood to refer to purples in my eyes any troll beloww jade is a lowwblood
⚇ awh this one's real easy. ⚇ anyone below purple is a lowblood ⚇ and anyone *above* is a fuckin' wader! ⚇ HOINK HOINK HOINK HOINK ⚇
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PRECISELY. IT SERVED MY WILL. TO MAKE THE VERMIN SUFFER.
its real loud here at the manor lately lotta shouting and crashes and other noises i really cant place soooooooooooooooo how is everyone elses day goin (|:)))))
It's going #substances which is good imo
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8bb3ccc308ab.gif :o) #Workposting #Bossposting #Worship #DarkCarnivalCometh
:o) ...Who asked?
oh yOU ArE So RiGht I FOrgOT The parT OF BEinG a LoRD Of CHAoS WHERe i HAVE tO FiLl oUT A tEN PAge DOCuMeNT TO GAiN The tEmPOrAry Right of pleADIng WItH a HIGh courT of lEXICOnIc oveRSighT to GraNt mE PeRMiSsion TO UsE A SIngle lEtTEr iN a rEPly oN cHiTtr BeFore RepEatInG THe pRoceSs 253 aDdItioNal nUMber oF TiMes BRb!
:o) Okay good luck with that.
ACTUAlly IVe AlREaDY FILlED OUt The FoRm BEcaUsE I usED a LITTLE sOMEtHiNg CalLED tIME tRaveL exCEpt No I DIDnt i wENT tHrOuGH And coNjUREd A BUNch Of Fake DOCuMenTs to FiLl OUT becAUSe im NOt a hAck aND i ActUaLLY Work fOR MY Biits.
:o) That's nice.
TW #flashing #mane6easts #dich9t9my #6elief #religi9n While the su6ject matter may 6e c9ntr9versial, if n9t 9utright #pr96lematic, I cann9t deny it g9t a smile 9ut 9f me.
:o) I am to please. :o) But also :o) #ShamingOtherPeople'sReligions
I 6y n9 means intend t9 shame y9u. I simply wish t9 ackn9wledge that, th9ugh clearly a p9sitive experience f9r y9u, many have sensitivities and trauma relating t9 it. Their experiences sh9uld n9t 6e disc9unted, either.
YOUR LORD LITERALLY PISSES ON THE FUCKING CARPET LIKE A SHAKING BARKBEAST. I SWEAR ON MY FUCKING MOP. I'VE CLEANED UP THE REEKING STAINS.
:o) Nuh uh.
oh man i havent said like anything here in a bit now ummmmmmmmm i cant lie i dont got any jokes ready to launch right now just kinda tired sorry funny gal hours on hold til my mind works right again
another day of work and now that movie from yesterday got me thinking again (DANGEROUS i know hehe) always follow your hell yeahs huh...thats a good way to live i think!!! i should watch more human and alternian movies if they got me thonkin like this a WHOLE DAY AFTER
c< it really is a great MOvie, still Has Me tHiNKiN, persONally.... i MigHt watcH it agaiN, 2 be HONest >c
What movie was it?—
a movie called mr nobody!!! it was really good though kinda dense in a lot ways good ways i think (|:)
me to!!! i feel like there was so much i got but SO MUCH I MISSED at the same time
c< i feel liKe i gOtta watcH it a cOuple MOre tiMes 2 really uNderstaNd it, but, i alsO feel liKe ill Never get it, at least NOt fully >c
its a screamin into my toolbox to get my thinkpan to stop YELLING AT ME kinda day ya know
THIS. IS MY PET. I CALL HER. KITTYBITCH. SHE IS A DEVIL. OF THE TASMANIAN VARIETY. HER BACKSTORY. IS THAT SHE ATE ALL HER PREVIOuS OWNERS. BuT SHE COuLD NOT EAT ME. BECAuSE WE ARE COOL. KITTYBITCH. LIKE ME. ALSO KILLED HER SISTER. A KINDRED SOuL. KITTYBITCH. ADORES YOu. AND IF YOu DO NOT SHARE HER LORE. WITH AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON. SHE WILL APPEAR IN YOuR DREAMS. DEMANDING PETS. CuDDLES. AFFECTIONS. AND TREATS. SHE WILL EAT. IMMuNITY DOG. OR ANY MEANS. OF CIRCuMVENTING THIS EFFECT. ^ / \ ^ _,-~~~--~~~--._ ( \ / \ _,-' `.__ ( \_.---._/ ) ,' `-(_` -' `-. ) / "--.. \.' `/ , `-. : _ .-. _ : / ; : (0).oYo.(0) ; / ` \.-'V'"'V'-./ / ' \\^ ^// /\ / ' : : .-'\\^ ^// ; \ ; / ,' _.-`. `. : \\^_^// ; \ ; ;`. ,'~~-' `. `.`.`-.-' \ |_/ ; `. /-'/___.---. `-. `.`---. \ / | /____.---.))) `-. `---.\ \_____/ (____________))))\\\ `-.\\\\ \\\\
SHE KNOWS THIS. I WOuLD NOT WANT TO INSuLT HER INTELLIGENCE. OR WASTE HER TIME. BY TELLING HER THINGS SHE ALREADY KNOWS. BuT YOu COuLD TELL HER. I BROuGHT HER FACE uP TO THE SCREEN. TO READ YOuR TEXT. SHE STARTED HOWLING SOMETHING GODAWFuLLY INAPPROPRIATE. I THINK. SHE LIKES YOu GALYNE ROMERA. YOu CAN BE HER GODPARENT. IF ANYTHING SHOuLD HAPPEN TO ME. IT WILL NOT. I CHECKED. I OuTLIVE THIS THING BY A FACTOR OF EONS. BuT IF I GET BORED. YOu MAY BE CONTACTED BY A VERSION OF ME. TO LOOK AFTER. THIS BEAuTIFuL PRINCESS.
SHE IS A TASMANIAN DEVIL. DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO YOu? NYRITA. FOR SHAME.
!!!!!!! KITTY KITTY KITTY I WANT TO RECHITT BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT HER TO APPEAR SO I CAN PET HER AND LOVE HER AND SHOW ALL MY OTHER PETS AND HUG HER AND SPIN HER AND-
!!!!!!! KITTY KITTY KITTY I WANT TO RECHITT BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT HER TO APPEAR SO I CAN PET HER AND LOVE HER AND SHOW ALL MY OTHER PETS AND HUG HER AND SPIN HER AND-
I AM CHARMED DEEPLY. BY YOuR DECISION TO STATE THIS TWICE.
THANK YOU IT WAS MY PHONE I THINK :D BUT IN OTHER NEWS YOUR GIFT HAS BEEN DROPPED ON A SAFE PLACE. COOL AND READY TO BE EATEN. (I LEFT FROG SPRINKLES FOR YOU TOO DON'T TELL NO ONE)
(=^･⩊･^=) < MY LOATHSOME LORD, CAN I PET KITTYBITCH?
(=^･⩊･^=) < YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
oof gotta get off my phone at work the boss saw me on my phone goin HAM and gave me a look (i think??????) gotta get back to work before the evil version of serpaz is the one thats employed (|:P
This would never happen under the watch of the Midnight Crew.
why is everyone talking about an evil version of themselves??? i already have an evil version of me AND THEY SUCK!!!!! CANNOT RECOMMEND HAVING ONE WOULD LOVE IF I DIDNT!!! (| >:(
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>:33 < I RECOMMEND NOT HAVING A NON-EVIL VERSION OF YOURSELF
been REAAAAAAAL quiet at the manor lately... almost miss how crazy things were since i got here buuuuuuuuuuuut cant let things get dull around here!!! a boring manor is NOT MANOR AT ALL
IMAGINE getting some sleep after a long day of EVERYTHING that happens here and knowing that if one of my bosses thinks they can be the funny ones for once they can just put you in gay chalky jail for apparently an ETERNITY but also like 5 minutes or whatever IMAGINE getting some sleep after ALL THAT and then even more capital b BULLSHIT happens chalky busts outta gay chalky jail bosses are VERY NORMAL about that and i slept through EVERY BIT OF IT honestly THAT might just be the funniest thing ive done since i got here anyways BACK TO WORK NOW!!!!! someones gotta liven this place up (|;)
:o/ Quite. :o/ We might have screwed the pooch on this one.
caliborn-sama has been drawing with me for so long that ive lost track at this point i need to catch up with whats going on while ive been trying to teach him proper human male hand anatomy
Hhahehahhehahehahehahrhahaaehehhehehehhheahhaha.
h0w big of hands, b-aa?
Good luck at work—
man this job is crazy sometimes hehe sometimes ill be guiding guests around showing them a great time around the manor and then BAM one of them will just be GONE *poof* with the only trace of them being there being like a splotch of whatever kind of blood they had on the ground and one of my bosses will be the dark chuckler in a corner or something even THAT will be gone soon to cause we got the BEST janitor around haha we dont keep messes here (}:)
:o) You are taking to this role so very well, Miss Helilo :o) We are so happy to have you on board.
thank you boss! im happy to be here! you guys keep it so lively and fun and AWESOME in here i wont let you down (|:D
:o) I am assured you will not. :o) We should get together some time. :o) For tea. :o) And to discuss the fineries of funny business.
(|:O I WOULD LOVE TO (|:DDDDDD
What kind of job do you have—
i help keep guests of the manor entertained and happy! also i show people around and make sure everyone in the group is doing A OK (|:) amongst other things hehe
a batch of cupcakes are in the oven one turns to the one next to it and says "WOW its sure hot in here huh" the other turns to it and goes "AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH" i had left them in a little too long heehee whoops
being the funny gal can be real tiring sometimes tried to take a nap and now im pretty sure today is tomorrow?????? ah whatever the day doesnt matter AS LONG AS THE SMILES STAY COMING might start chuckin jokes at ludacris speed soon this is a warning (|B)))
joke that i thought of while i was doing stuff what do ghost hunters wear when out in the field??? nothing special honestly they just put on a paranormal jeans (|:) got a snort out of me when i thought of it if i may toot my own horn
=oXO hehee that,s funny¡ =oXO
:o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo :o) I like your funny words, Miss Cuekeeper.
thank youuuuuu i like your haa haas and hoo hoos and hee hees
:o) Hee hee :o) Hoo hoo :o) Haa haa
welp thats my boss kicking my friends ass on the timeline today is gonna be a funny day for sure i can just tell and if it isnt ill make sure it is!!!! thats a promise (|:))))
Your boss is doing what—
maybe i SHOULD choose violence.
-=[YYOU WERREIN THE MOVIE !_☺]=-
WHO THE *HELL* AUTHORIZED THIS? COVER THOSE FEMALES. NOW.
Do not fault me for enjoying musicals.
-=[i dontt ! !! ilove this mo vie ! ! x-)_☺]=-
Yet I appreciated it the most.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Sigh.」
Notice how his mouth never moves.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Almost.」
today really was a GREAT DAY #inthere