Serpaz Helilo
@pliableDecadence
She/Her what does the barkeep say to the omenbeast that just walked in? i dunno, let me ask her!!!! #shouldastoppedthealpocalypse
...that profile picture is off center but its funnier that way so it stays anyways HIIIIIII!!!! im serpaz im a funny gal who likes long walks on the trash beach sunsets over the pitch black ocean and playing my accordion at a very acceptable noise level i promise my friends said this would be nice to do while im stuck on omenbeast planet soooooooooooo ill just post here when i get bored which is a lot cant lie also if you see a purple creep or a violet LOSER who asks if you saw this (|:) no you didnt (|:) ANYWAYS BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (|:D
had a BANGER of a joke in my head before i fell asleep but now that one is long gone RIP to the funniest joke ever made you will be missed so heres one that i just thought of now who does the motorcycle go to for sleep therapy? i dunno, they were too tired to tell me!!!
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:33< that remeownds meow :33< did mew hear about my great mew invention idea? :33< its a pencil with erasepurrs on both ends :33< i know its a bit pointless but i like it
Just so yall are aware, I dont normally do stuff like this. So if I do some sort of faux pas or something like that, please do lemme know
might try and toss some jokes, japes, pranks, and other funny stuff here so you know what to expect heres a favorite of mine how do you know when a barkbeast is calling you? it always has collar ID!!!!!!
THEY TOOK MY COMIC SANS AWAY this is font based oppression THE JOY OF FONTS STRIPPED AWAY not happy bout it (|:(
straight disaster i cant use comic sans as my font. im devastated
...that profile picture is off center but its funnier that way so it stays anyways HIIIIIII!!!! im serpaz im a funny gal who likes long walks on the trash beach sunsets over the pitch black ocean and playing my accordion at a very acceptable noise level i promise my friends said this would be nice to do while im stuck on omenbeast planet soooooooooooo ill just post here when i get bored which is a lot cant lie also if you see a purple creep or a violet LOSER who asks if you saw this (|:) no you didnt (|:) ANYWAYS BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (|:D
Ah, I see you've decided to join us. And it seems you're up to speed with the goings on as well, most pleasing. Hello, ms. Helilo. It has been some time, hasn't it?
HOW DID YOU ALREADY FIND ME???????? shouldnt you be busy looking down your barely existing cartilage nub to anything that breaths instead of haunting my socials go be a twelve star loser somewhere else
Don't flatter yourself, I happened to see your post in the main chittr feed and did some investigating. Being a little hasty, aren't we? Hostile, perhaps? Such harsh words for such a normal greeting.
i think hostile is the only interaction you deserve only reasons you arent blocked is because MY friends would be sad if i did and so you can see what someone who has FUN looks like im not letting you ruin this for me like how you ruin everything you get your slimy little hands on so go have the day you deserve calder (|:) also i bet you suck at minecraft
Utterly juvenile. Well this has been charming as always, I look forward to working with you on our joint endeavors, Ms. Helilo. I'm sure you'll find everything you're searching for and more on this platform. Much, much more.