♦ pitied by @rambunctiousRancour
D---> Oh to be able to go out to green pastors and frolic in open fields like a majestic hoofbeast while having my Maine flowing in the wind...what a pleasant dream.

☆happy #firearmfriday don’t forget to use your friends for target praKtice☆

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. If only they weren't capable of remembering my guilt...

I thInk Im nEArly thErE I ApOlOgIzE If wAtchIng my jOUrnEy hAs bEEn bOrIng... shOUld bE OvEr sOOn shE wIll knOw whAt tO dO
<action; statement input; statement: the sun is f|aring again input; statement: i kind of wish i cou|d just watch it on the sensors for a bit input; statement: it's not as pretty as a nebu|a though />

who want me *no one replies* aw shucks
--BEGIN LOG-- finaλλy getting a chance tΩ Σwap Ωut ΣΩme Ωf my Ωλder handΣ. perhapΣ i need tΩ take a break mΩre frequentλy. --END LOG--
a lot of you guys are really bad at being functional adults.
If two musicians were at the top of nsr tower and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what #violence
.i love my furniturE .the recliner and i go way bacK
<action; statement input; statement: i think i wi|| try to make the image pinboard thing to put in my visua| fie|d to|ight input; statement: i want to |ook at photos of my friends without having to go digging in my memory & storage fi|es />
<action; statement input; statement: i was not fo||owing you for that react. i just saw an opportunity to wish on your misfortune & took it input; statement: you are not specia|, i do this to most peop|e i have reason to dis|ike />

My hungry ass could never play poker.
[⚙︎ Grain from breakfast stuck between my teeth and I've a|ready cut my tongue trying to dis|odge it. Oh I can TELL tonight's gonna be good. 8:/ ⚙︎]

⚇ Conviction 17:56 ⚇ "There is a lot the Messiahs will test you on, but above all the thing that will be tested most is your patience. You must learn the value of waiting, of standing by for the Messiahs blessing. You will receive what you are owed when the Messiahs see fit and not a moment sooner, motherfucker. Bide. Stay. Sit. Keep your eyes trained on the horizon. They'll get to you eventually." ⚇ #Clownposting #MirthfulChittr #Scripture ⚇

You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! And a special good evening to those listening in from far away! It’s beautiful outside again if you can believe it, and we’ve got some amazing jazz to serve ya. Up next is “Attaining” by John Coltrane. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
Hii chiittr▪︎ Thiiss iiss me▪︎ On chiittr▪︎ #meonchiittr
/i wake up hard af idk y ur f𝐋opping 𝐋o𝐋 #suggestive

ugh my lusus is so mean to me sometimes... i a=c=t a little =c=ringe in her vi=c=inity and suddenly its her new joke of the month :(. she's ni=c=e most of the time but that's be=c=ause i'm polite and quiet and do what she asks

Thank you.
( Tbh... TBH. Mainstream troll media like sucks actually. )<

-- [Handle changing...] -- -- [decayedMetamorphosis is now emcayedMetamorphosis!] -- An old mirror hangs on the wall. You see a reflection of your face in it -- such as it is. A scarred, war veteran of the alternian navy.

...MY NUMBNESS IN MY FINGERTIPS HAS BECOME MORE- CONSISTENT, ITS BEEN.. WHAT? AN HOUR NOW, AND IT STILL LINGERS. ..ITS GETTING WORSE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
"I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE" MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE.
D--->Alas, to be inflicted with such a curse brings...great agitation and irritation to me, but what is there to do but simply accept fate and wait it out.
D--->Almost 5 am...thought I could gently fall back asleep inside the slims but alas, insomnia had other plans for my night.

⧃ “We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.”
w0w 1’m 9l4d 1 h4v3 w0rk rn 7h47 1 h4v3 70 90 d0 l0l. L473r.
/sum of u guys stupid af n 𝐋owk thts ok see u guys in he𝐋𝐋

♠ i need to give her bruises ♠
CAN I ALSO JUST SAY THAT I AM THOROUGHLY APPRECIATING THE RENAISSANCE THAT IS OCCURRING WITH PRACTICAL APPLICATION IN CINEMA. FUCKING *FINALLY*, ENOUGH WITH THE GREEN SCREEN SUPER SUITS AND BLUE-DOT SETS. LET’S FUCKING KEEP IT COMING. NEVER THOUGHT I’D AGREE WITH EGBERT ON THIS ONE, BUT I ACTUALLY PREFER A KETCHUP BLOOD SCENE TO A CGI BARFMONSTER.
I THINK I AM REALLY STARTING TO CATCH MY STRIDE WITH THE HORROR GENRE, TO MY CHAGRIN. I THINK IT’S *ALMOST* AS PALPABLE AS ROMANCE. THAT BEING SAID. I JUST WATCHED THE BACKROOMS. WHY DO I FEEL SO SAD AND HOLLOW AFTER IT.

⧃ Oh, thank you. That is greatly appreciated. I am doing just fine though. These quotes are less reflections of myself and more motivation and wisdom for those who read them. Still, I will listen.

⧃ "Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all; this, too, shall pass."
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oh.. i feel so empty >.- i i really want something inside me right now bUt.. ah.. im too lazy to get my toys oUt.. #nsfw...
<action; statement input; statement: so nerve-wracking to f|y through asteroid fie|d input; statement: if one hit the shie|ds i wi|| be in |ots of troub|e input; statement: unnecessary impact bad input; statement: some of them are sma||er than a tooth input; statement: tiny compared to hu||, pain to avoid, hate them />
(oh wow~~~ this sites super cool!~~ i like, totally dig the vibes (⁀ᗢ⁀) so whats up? whats happening on here!?~~~ (o_O) !)

☆It’s Morally KorreKt☆

You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! Another beautiful day, and I hoping you all managed to find SOME sleep in the wee hours before the start of this new shift. If you didn't, well I hope this groovy little ditty eases your nerves a bit. We've got "New Beastly" by Vulfpeck here for ya. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

Yerr rreminderr that wooden stake thrrough th' hearrt is ferr rrainbowdrrinkerrs not otherr beasties. Though it'll prrolly kill most folk eitherr way. Fuckin' hell. #death #violence

Show Me An Eridan I Don't Have " Beef " With, And You Will Have Shown Me An Impossibility.
ʚ( I Feel Kind ♡f Unc♡mf♡rtable L♡♡king At That Vi♡let's P♡st! Haha, W♡w!! )ɞ
the most interaction someone gets is when they post something that makes you so mad that you just have to reply and correct them nak and then its all anyone can talk about thaaaaaaats marketing!

LEAVES A TRAIL OF EVERYTHING YOU WANT INTO MY OFFICE.
A man goes without praising the ground women walk on for a couple nights, and suddenly, his unwavering allegiance to them is in question~! Let it be known, I will do everything in my power to make my fealty be heard~! I make this oath, by glory~! I will say my nightly affirmations, I will chant verses of prose, I will pay a carnal tithe to every woman, if I must~! Hear me, Paradox Space~! I live for women~! They are my reason for being~!

(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUEHEH!!! seal friends took a picture of gume!!! GUAALALALALLALA!!! ((art by lil-nort frum artfight... i HAD 2 SHARE!!))

⧃ "Sometimes when you gamble, you get up from the table with a fortune." This was not one of those times.

This shit is too easy. What do they think is going to happen? Why do I need metal doors?
<action; query input; query: why does my caretaker a|ways choose the most annoying times to do persona| maintenance action; statement input; statement: i am busy go away! input; statement: it is bad enough that they wi|| not |et me do it myse|f input; statement: i want to be ab|e to choose when i am c|eaned but apparent|y it is action; quote input; quote: impertinent to te|| us when & how to do our jobs, he|m />
{had someone say my chitts are "pale farming" as if you all aren't languishing languidly on the preverbal shitty loungeplank that is chittr. A hivey can't even complain anymore.}
/do u guys think hektor wants me fr y/n
i |-|ate w|-|en yo|_| come |_|p wit|-| a new invention and find o|_|t it's a|_ready been done. i don't give a s|-|it if w|-|ee|_ s|-|oes |-|ave been made i co|_||_d make t|-|em better anyways
post your pet day huh. check out my babygirLLs -v- #thesquad [Attached is an image of GLLasya's fishtank. About haLLf a dozen bLLack pop-eyed goLLdfish are fLLoating around amongst the pLLants and noveLLty decorations, one of them is noticeabLLy LLarger and fatter than the others. The background is out of focus, but one might be abLLe to make out the shape of an an iron maiden and the paLLe bLLur of some kind of spectre behind the tank.]

You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City and all of Chittr! The sun is shining, and there's birdsong in the parks, and we're feelin' so good! We hope you're feeling good too, and if not we hope this next song helps to get ya where ya need to be. This is Chuck Mangione with "Feels So Good" coming right up. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

i get excited abt new asks n den it turns out the new ask is that fuckass stupid wader n den my entire night is ruined 8888/ i try not to let it get 2 me but damnnnn i don't want u!!!!!!!!!

0nce more, ain't that the truth. my enj0yment of es0teric ebb has only gr0wn with the playtime, which should be typical f0r what is essentially a glorified visual n0vel. still go0d all the same, many fail this simple task.

Trying something new tonight,
/on god bruh ur 𝐋ike the most chopped of them a𝐋𝐋
/sum posts on here b 𝐋ike "it is va𝐋id to drink water at 11 pm a𝐋so i 𝐋uv my matesprit" 𝐋ike ok man


○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ WICKED RHYME2 3:47 i'm in bli22 my cadaver2 drive a gathering Of 2treet2 Of gleeful peOple 2EEING THE DECEA2E'2 ADVANCE the ri2en are ridden with rhythm and dance DIG UP 2OME FLE2H WITH PLENTY OF MOLD di2ea2e i2 appea2in' fOr RICKETY BONE2 and make it 2aucy, with a hOt incantatiOn DOMINION I2 2ERVED WITH A BUBBLING, 2PIRITED, VIBRANT 2UBJUGATION. -Elder GhO2t #viOlence #gOre #hOrrOr #2cripture #clOwn #clurch #mirth ○ ● ○

⚇ ...Okay well. ⚇ A brother would be remiss ⚇ If he ain't wanna be in for a hatefuck. ⚇ #NSFW ⚇

⚇ I prefer the friends! :8D ⚇

🌳🌳🌳the🌸hunt🌸may🌿be🍄more🌿interesting.🌳🌳🌳
I remain unphased, unaffected. My gander <>rbs merely perspire
N<> sane tr<>ll c<>ncerns themself with such needless burdens as b<>nds and em<>ti<>ns
1’m l1k3 4K 4w4y fr0m h4v1n9 70 c05pl4y 4 MLP ch4r4c73r 4nd 74k3 4 ph070 l0l. Cr4zy.
The Subject Øf Human Gender Has Becøme Sømething Øf An Interest Øf Mine. It Seems Tø Be Rather Cøntrøvversial Amøngst Them.
>> h1111111!!!!!! omg ofc you c@n come p1@y @ set!!! 1'11 move some of the he t@b1es to m@ke @ d@ncef1oor @nd c1e@n off the st@ge for y@ b@bez <<
<< 2erelo :2 :n charge of that 2tuff here. @enthu2edPurveyor >>
<< bought 2everal w:ndow un:t a:r cond:t:oner2 for the empor:um!!! plea2e come 2ee me : am dy:ng of boredom >>
called the hospital bout my meds. asked to lower the dosage because i feel like im genuinely dying. lady on the other end went "no." like genuinely just no. didnt elaborate further she just said "no."
SOMEONE ASKED: HO⌁ OFTEN U JACKIN OFF CHEEKY, I LIKE IT ZZ;). ⌁HAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE SATURN AFTERLIGHT NET⌁ORK, BEST SPOT FOR TAKING CARE OF ALL KINDSA CEO-ROCKSTAR-AND-HIS-NER⌁OUS-FAN FANTASIES. NO⌁ COMES ⌁ITH HARD LIGHT INTERACTI⌁E HOLOGRAMS! BUT I'LL GI⌁E YOU THIS ONE FOR FREE: DON'T NEED TO JACK OFF ⌁HEN YOU GOT A HALF DOZEN S⌁EETHEARTS JUST GAGGING FOR IT. THAT SAID, EH, MAYBE ONCE OR T⌁ICE A ⌁EEK JUST FOR THE TLC. #NSF⌁ ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

CHITTR TRULY IZ AN AMAZIN ZITE WHY AM I GETTIN BULLIED BY MY FUCKING ANCEZTOR WHOZ (OBVIOUZLY) DEAD IN MY TIMELINE 😭

.i have a specific corner of platonic hatred in my thinkpan specifically for idiots who clog up the chittr feed with one to three word long chitts every five secondS .PUT SOME EFFORT INTO It .SAY SOMETHING WORTH READINg .or fuck ofF .i don't want to see your fucking avatar in the feed three times in a row if all you said across them was beep boop bleeP .if the most interesting thing you have to say amounts to a whole ass nothing burger of a singulaR !OH SNAp .Or !FUCK Me .then DONt !POSt .and if thats what all of your chitts are like ,im not sorry to be the bearer of bad newS !YOURE BORINg

?what did I just say about losers posting in my feed two to three times in a row with absolute FUCK ALL to saY .nobody fucking careS .post with some actual substance or contain your two whys to one post instead of clogging the feed with MEANINGLESS DRIVEl .damn i sound like some of those karkats do tonighT .i am in one ornery ass mooD

.i need to tear something aparT .dont know whats gotten into me this eveninG .but i am just FOAMING AT THE MOUTh .to make a little bitch crY #violencE
It seems that the p(_)rple ones have to deal with clowns and mimes. Is there a reason for this? Are there jesters and harleq(_)ins? ... Ignore that last one.
never expected to tag team with that viollet bitch but, enemy of my enemy and all that

gonna take a shower cause im gross and if he did get his hands on me he might think im gross too

woah we just mutualled and youre already giving me reasons not to interact fuck dude how can you do this to me

Oughh DNI if you fuck with Moonpies they're like worse Flutternutters

i picked the worst time to get all sad on the feed i think >XP
|| ...um if this -n-rgy k--ps up...i could swing by aft-r my shift if you would lik-... #sugg-stiv- #nsfw ||
Pardøn? #dashwatching
>> whoever 1s the f1rst to br1ng @t 1e@st 2 f@ns to t@vyrns b@r @nd g@me empor1um gets free dr1nks @11 n1ght (for yourse1f you c@nnot buy free dr1nks for others sorre1 w111 not1ce) <<

~Being pathetic is ~One ~Of my charm pO~ints~

if i p0st a "the girls are fighting" meme right n0w d0 y0u think i'd get in tr0uble.

told_her_she_hould_get_a_smart_phone_but_noooooo_her_stupid_flip_phone_is_good_enough_.now_she's_all_pissed_because_it_was_taking_her_too_long_to_type_on_her_phone_and_some_troll_kept_calling_her_stupid_._ rolls_eyes_she's_a_fucling_idiot
#vagueposting #venting #yearninghours Sometimes I wish I could just reach into my consciousness and delete the part of me that cares about them. What am I supposed to do with a love like this for someone who, in all likelihood, I will never see again. Maybe I could be more at peace with myself if I forgot what it was like to have an "other half" and could just be satisfied by the people who ARE in my life right now. But I can't forget, because no matter how much I stopped being the person I used to be, [deadname]'s repetitive, circular life still happened, and I have to live with the memories of being her, and the memories of the people she knew. Their ridiculous sense of humor, the sound of their hands on the keyboard, their breathy voice, literally nothing I can do can make me forget that, and the memories are like so many atmospheres of pressure of my soul. At least with my sister I was given the closure of being able to say "you are no longer the same person as the one I considered family, get out of my sight." I don't have that kind of off-ramp here. This selfish love refuses to let go of me and all it gives in return is misery. How am I supposed to break free when it's my own brain forging the chains.
◣_◢ When did being unproducTTive and useless TTo TThe world around you become a flex? I'm vague posTTing so much righTT now, holy shiTT. #VagueposTTing

You’re listening to… Gooooood Morning, everybody! I hope you all slept well, and are ready to face the day today! The weather's wonderful, just that little bit of damp in the air from the morning dew before the sun has fully burned it away, and there all sorts of flowers in bloom in the local parks. I know I enjoyed my walk to work here; I like to get up extra early just to take a detour through the one on Bogart ave. But enough yapping from me; let's get to the music! We've got Alba Lamar here with "Swing and Jump" to get us up and going. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

I knOw, It Is tErrIblE lUck tO nOt drAw thrEE, I dId drAw thE thIrd, lEft It UnsEEn... I cAnnOt bArE whAt It wOUld rEvEAl knOwIng It wAs InvErtEd AlrEAdy

thE hErmIt tAUnts mE... whAt dO yOU mEAn AnswErs ArE UnAvAIlAblE! thEn thE tOwEr hE sIts In EUgh, Its All Its All tOO mUch #tArOt
◣_◢ This isn'TT #suggesTTive or #nsfw in any way, shape, or form, buTT I'll TTag iTT jusTT in case someone TTakes iTT TThaTT way. BuTT, I really need someone TTo pin me down for a liTTTTle biTT by TThe arms, and hold me TThere for a few hours. STTeady inTTense pressure included. I feel like TThaTT would do wonders for my TThink-pan chemisTTry. #Pale connoTTaTTions.
>>| my stuff .is ruined. my night .is ruined. gloom .is... .i need to take .a break, sorry.

shE Is nOt rEspOndIng…

it.is.about.time.i.make.a.brief.primer.on.who.i.am.rather.than.explain.and.repeat.myself i.am.zemich.freman,.and.a.perigree.and.a.half.before.writing.this.i.was.nothing.but.a.thinkpan.in.a.jar,.being.used.to.create.hemoist.hate.messages.under.the.name.“notaye.hiblud”.the.only.name.i.knew.until.recently,.as.my.pan.had.been.wiped.(mostly) this.task.was.a.test.done.by.a.secret.imperial.lab,.trying.to.figure.out.how.to.perform.thinkpan.transfers.with.panwashed.doubles..a.project.that.they.did.not.complete i.was.not.fully.conscious.during.that.period.of.time,.until.a.few.friends.and.enemies.managed.to.break.through.to.me,.and.i.freed.my.pan,.held.the.servers.hostage.with.a.deadman.switch.until.a.team.could.rescue.me..of.note.is.that.i.am.not.the.original.of.myself,.i.am.004,.before.i.left.005.had.been.given.to.another.entity,.which.i.presume.to.be.a.gang.called.the.hats.i.believe,.and.now.in.a.robotic.form.calls.themselves.zemdar..006.meanwhile.disappeared.through.unknown.circumstances,.and.now.posts.more.dangerous.propaganda.under.the.name.zemfel.. regardless,.i.was.rescued.by.friends.i.would.like.to.keep.the.identities.of.secret,.and.the.facility.destroyed.. during.the.rescue,.one.rescuer.created.flesh.automata.through.odd.powers,.to.escort.the.pans.out.in.a.safe.way..they.were.incomplete,.and.hardly.fully.worked,.but.over.the.last.few.wipes.i.have.been.repairing.them.from.my.new.base.of.operations..one.of.which.now.known.as.body.1,.i.have.revealed.now,.and.additionally.attached.an.image.of..i.managed.to.repair.the.skin,.hair,.and.most.of.the.muscles,.though.the.organs.are.still.a.work.in.progress.alongside.one.of.the.ganderbulbs.. i.will.update.this.post.should.i.further.update.my.bodies..for.now,.this.is.all.i.have..i.will.pin.the.post,.and.update.it.as.things.develop. i.hope.you.enjoyed.getting.to.know.me,.and.i.thank.you.for.reading.my.story i.welcome.questions.if.you.do.desire,.just.know.some.things.i.cannot.tell.you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a08b1993146a.png #cw-gore.#cw-body-horror

im broke but at least im hot ig
[0kay i-3v3ntually-handl3d-it i-r3ally-n33d-t0-find-s0m30n3-t0-pail-with-th0ugh,-can’t-k33p-just-j3rking-it-till-th3-f33ling-st0ps-y’kn0w #nsfw]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] 1earning tthat my ancezt0r waz a key figure in tthe deve10pment 0f he1mzp0rtz waz n0t 0n my bing0 card. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] we have decided tt0 1and again. which iz a zhame. i waz enj0ying tthe m0vement. [END MESSAGE]
^oh are we marketing the past and future vision now?> ^okay my turn> ^just checked the past, shit sucked> ^just checked the future, shit sucks> ^#vaguepost>
it's . . . an intimate, at times mortifying way to be known i suppose in the past, i've felt this then the books words get more complex, less direct with each whited out line and edit written in above yet someone can still see below the paint, below the ink try to scrape it off and see the truth it's a disturbing, warm, wonderous, type of fear that suffocates

You ever feel like a book that someone is thumbing through over and over until they figure out every single author choice that made you who you are? Lol.
I,WASS,TRYING,TO,GOREDASH,SOMMETHING,TO,MMYYSELF,WHILE,AT,WORK,AND,I,HAD,TO,RETRY,IT,TWICE,BEECAUSE,MMY,DASHER,GOT,SMMASHED,BY,DRONES,I,DONT,THINK,IMM,GOING,TO,TRY,FOR,A,THIRD,TIMME

-- ̶c̶a̶r̶b̶o̶l̶i̶c̶G̶a̶l̶v̶a̶b̶o̶l̶o̶g̶i̶s̶t̶ THE CHALKBOX [CG] has used a Juju [THE REDACTION STUB] to alter the timeline. --
i cleaneDD off my DDesk for ♀he firs♀ ♀ime in i ♀hink ♀hree seasons anDD i for some reason DDon'♀ feel any be♀♀er

They are calling me Casper, for some reason. And that reason? Heh, It's my name.

[BEGIN MESSAGE] it may be a g00d ttime f0r me tt0 c0ntinue with tthe [redacted] mem0riez. a puzz1e fr0m tthe pazt. [END MESSAGE]

☆stole a top of the line CD player and after I bust the seKurity tag on the bitch I’m gonna hooK it up to some siKK ass speaKers☆
;) —— HellO, hellO! My friend finally cOnvinced me tO get On here, hehe! HOw's everyOne dOing? :) —— :P

"= hard to sleep without the cupe. fuuuuck. maybe. i should do some other shit. ="

Who gonna tell 'em?
|| r-filling th- cooling pool and a barkb-ast com-s out of nowh-r- to knock you ov-r. now your- v-ry v-ry soak-d from falling in th- pool. could b- wors-! it is rath-r hot again today, so its at l-ast r-fr-shing. ||
makedamnsure - troll taking back sunday “a long night spent with your most obvious weakness you start shaking at the thought you are everything i want 'cause you are everything i'm not” #lyrics #lyricposting general warnings for the song: #abuse #violence #substance abuse
moth3rfuk3r h8d mai sh3lfi3 b3caush3 h3 can’t hav3 m3
whatever. whatever whatever whatever!

Im sOrry fOr nOt pOstIng mUch scrIptUrE lAtEly my pIOUs frIEnds, I hAvE bEEn UnwEll fOr thE lAst fEw nIghts... hAh, pErhAps, tryIng tO Act As thOUgh I wAs nOt sIck hAs Only ExAcErbAtEd thE ExIstIng IssUEs I wIll AttEmpt tO fEEl bEttEr As sOOn As pOssIblE If I EvEr dO

I JUST GOT A BLACK-TSHIRT THAT SAYS "AWARD WINNING CHAMP AT CRYING WHENEVER MY PARTNERS SAY ANYTHING FLIRTY OR NICE TO ME PRIZE."
We Used To Have A Pull Door then The Pull Door Turned I*nto A Goi*ng Both Ways But Not Locki*ng Door we Have A Pull Door Agai*n I* Wonder How Long I*ts Li*fe I*s #cavecarapaceᛝ

🌳🌳🌳i🌸am🌳now🍄re-evaluating🌲who🌿among🍄you🌸are🌸useful🌿for🌸survival.🌸kahhal🌳has🌸low🌳hopes.🌳🌳🌳

in an incredible, but not totally unforeseen upset, jane has owvertaken porrim in the #cronusbabeoff, im sure in no small part thanks to her sycophantic goons (more like psychophantic, am i right ladies?) its not just that though, she can absolutely get it, you cant handle allat. porrim is eliminated, jane mowves on! next up, i genuinely havwe no idea vwhich wvay this one wvill go. nepeta leijon, the itty bitty kitty wvho could goes up against aradia megido, subject of chasers evwerywvhere. wvhos it gonna be? wvevwe got slutty examples of both these babes on-site, so im sure there are plenty of good memories thatll inspire some wvotes. #suggestivwe <3 or <> for nepeta leijon <3< or c3< for aradia megido

(°. t𖦹p 10 cl𖦹wns .°) (°. *blank* .°)
|| this is wond-rful n-ws if tru-! ||
YOVR·VOKERY·HATH·NO·PLACE·HERE·DEVIL LEAVE·LEAVE·AT·ONCE
>> we shou1d do c1own n1ght @t the g@me empor1um @11 c1owns get shots for buy one get one •B3c <<
Mmmmmmphg mor♑︎i♑︎g... where the bro♑︎ze bloods @t?
//The rumbling of distant thunder puts me at ease. Not only does it indicate a storm is coming, but the sound is nice too. I like how the vibrations of the rumbling feels against my body.//
|| h--h-- im glad you lik- it! i was thinking i should up my -moticon gam- sinc- i still cant find a good way to r-pr-s-nt my horns! ||
|| i would apologiz- but this f--ls lik- a complim-nt! (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡ ||
|| did not sl--p gr-at last night...i f--l lik- th-r- is som-thing(or som-on-) missing from my cup- aft-r th- oth-r night... n////n #sugg-stiv- ||

first match of round one, and unfortunately, this is one i think is gonna be quick and easy. just like our top seed, jade harley! shes going up against the bottom seed, calliope. lets see wvhat chittr thinks of these twvo. <3 or <> for calliope <3< or c3< for jade #cronusbabeoff #suggestivwe

I have been reminded that to some, violence IS art. I need a moment to reflect on this lapse in judgement.
oh this aint happened to me yet but i can dream an manifest it
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IM- I'M EMPEROR PIRATE.. FUUUUUUUUCK! YOU- YOU USED TO BE A SCIENTIST? I FUCK- I FUCKIN HATE SCIENTISTS, I I NEVER USED A GUN BEFORE BU TI FUCKIN- KILL SCIENTSITS- YOU BETTER NOT BE A FUCKIN SCIENTIST #VIOLENCE

you earn the right to work

NO, WHY- WHY WOULD WE GIVE THIS GUY TEAR GAS IF HE JUST WALKS AROUND THE BASE AND SAYS "SMELL THIS." AND JUST HANDS YOU A OPEN FUCKING CANISTER OF THE STUFF?

OH RIGHT, HAPPY DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH. MISSING AN EYE SUCKS BUT HEY, I GET A WHOLE MONTH SO THAT SEEMS NICE.
ive been openlly disablle the entire goddamn time. where are my llegions of adoring fans for pride

⧃ I originally planned on taking the night off work, but I forgot I do have someone new to train tonight.

WHATEVER THE FUCK I GUESS.
the ghost of you - my chemical quadrants “ at the end of the world or the last thing i see you are never coming home, never coming home could i? should i? and all the things that you never ever told me and all the smiles that are ever, ever . . .” #lyrics #lyricposting #cw-self-harm

...wait, us rusts are meant to have psioniCs? does this mean my pan ain't ri6ht??
I will....add this...to my ehm....playlist...(^ . ^ ❀) I am...making one...for new suggestions...(^ o ^ ❀)
[⚙︎ Simmer down Gi||ad it means we got to hang out instead of me being used as cannon fodder. 8:V ⚙︎]
[⚙︎ Is *not* having psionics a disabi|ity for a rustb|ood or was the recruiter I ta|ked to just casteist about it. ⚙︎]
I....would like to...broaden...my ehm....horizons...(^ . ^ ❀) What is... music...that...some of you....enjoy? (^ . ^ ❀)
*Hssssst* {〷} happy diθabilitty pride tto my fellow failureθ. €〱 *paah*

You’re listening to… Welcome to the official K2E1 Midnight City Jazz Chittr! All Jazz, All Night! We do take requests, though we ask that any you may have fit the genre of our station. Our listeners have expectations we must uphold! As always, thanks for listening! ----- Also here's a little meet the admin/host section. My name is Diligent Jongleur and below are some employee photos. Just a little peek behind the microphone! …Midnight City Jazz!

You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! It's a beautiful day so far, the rain has finally let up, and we've got a whole day ahead of us! We've got something nice and fun to start us off with. This is Miss Eartha Kitt with "I'd Rather Be Burned As A Witch". We hope you enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

hAhA frIEnd I hAvE bEEn fEElIng... Odd lAtEly I hOpE It dOEs nOt AffEct mE tOO mUch bUt dO lEt mE knOw my pAn Is jUst sO clOUdy

🜏 ɛa♱iing a kiiwii liikɛ an applɛ. ii liikɛ how haiirry ii♱ iis on my ♱onguɛ ♅
<< : do not qu:te get how they can do all that w:thout be:ng :nebr:ated. but cha2e your bl:22 : gue22 ° ? ° ;;; >>

EVERY TIME I SEE A REPORTER OR MEDIA OUTLET HERE THEY GO QUIET AFTER 3 OR SO DAYS. COME BACK.
<< thank you for follow:ng me. : do not really under2tand how 2 u2e th:2 web2:te yet? but : w:ll a2k my tw:n when 2he wake2 up. th:2 2eem2 more her 2peed >>
<< atr:an came :n2 the game e2tabl:2hment and wa2 2ad all over the bar and ate all our cake the other morn:ng. he ment:oned ch:ttr and : thought : m:ght check :t out? could be good for bu2:ne22. >>
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kryqus am sorrryyyy i didnyt mean ittttttt 8888( 8888'(

good morning

i w/)nder h/)w many pe/)ple genuinely think i have a high pitched v/)ice and /)r a super em/)ti/)nal v/)ice. i w/)uld like t/) entirely clarify that i s/)und cl/)ser t/) tr/)ll m/)ist critical than i d/) t/) m/)st /)ther pe/)ple (depending /)n the day)

blinks at you
*Juggling to distract you while I steal your wallet* (NO don't look behind you NOBODY'S THERE)

⧃ I have managed most of the steps I intended to. The sleep part is not going as easily as I had hoped considering how long I have been awake.

⧃ "The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
ii hiit 2hut down iin2tead of 2leep ii ju2t lo2t 2o much progre22 fuck bro.
ive been so sleepy all day...... hand's gettign better...
(when the sun GØESdøwn, øbviøusly.)
(gønna gø øutside FØRønce. i knøw, shøcker.)

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⧃ "The future is promised to no one. You have only your life to do what you want to do."

[|87 :: Ah 1 sure do love hunt;n ;n the ra;n. No troph;es or meat as of yet but ;t w;ll come ;n due t;me. Truly the ra;n h;des the sound of me tak;n post. 1t ;s great for someone w;th so much clatter;n gear. Part of me almost feels bad hunt;n the most dangerous game. 1 can only sense the overst;mulat;n dread that stabs through the;r ganderbulbs d;rectly ;nto the;r amygdala as they see me one f;nal t;me. But then 1 remember how these pr;cks double crossed me and my assoc;ates and 1 feel any sympathy flee;n me… #horror #v;olence #murder #gore
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god please never take me to a god damn sports event ever again,/vneg

i thinnk... i may nneed my sennsory deprivationn block for a little lonnger..

(( i wooould start the arc proper tomorrow, but my internet situation still isnt fixed (im about to guillotine someone over this, im so fucking angry, i was supposed to have it back 2 fucking weeks ago, but noooooooo)
okay, pride month is over. i'm no longer gay.

..SHITS FUCKED MAN.
𝄁𝄢aLL MY PaST MaTeSPRITeS (aNd MY ONe KISMeSIS) aLL fOUNd OUT I WaS VeRY TIcKLISH aNd IT fUcKINg (⚁ )SUcKed 𝄽 NO IT'S NOT adORabLe IT'S fUcKINg TORTURe aLTHOUgH IN THe KISMeSIS' caSe THaT WaS PRObabLY HIS INTeNT 𝄂

You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! On this the last day of Pride Month, we wanted to make sure we ended the day/night with another great gay jazz musician. Tonight we have Gary Burton here for you with his song, "Windows". We hope you all enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

IS THIS FEELING OF OVERWHELMING DREAD NORMAL. #VAGUEPOSTING

i thinnk i nneed a huug.

Being a narrator is NOT an easy job!
Yall are getting narrators for this shit?

7@rk$o'$ Going To Be Ok@y For @nyone I H@ven't @7re@dy Me$$@ged Direct7y, Though He'$ Going To Be Down For The Count For @ 7ong Whi7e.
do you still wwant a ride to the clowwnfuck powwwwoww or
condolences did i do it

but now i 6otta 6et serious, beCause readin' baCk over the last Couple hours? what the fuCk is wron6 with you siCk bastards? y'all saw me 6et snatChed 'n' the response y'all had was to 6et fuCkin' horned up over it? are ya Completely out of your fuCkin' minds? i Coulda been 6ettin' viviseCted or some shit 'n' y'all were 6ettin' yer roCks off to the idea of it? i knew y'all were a fuCked up bunCh but seriously. *seriously.* what the fuCk? if i 6otta explain to you why that's a problem even if i weren't in dan6er, then you are so fuCkin' unbelievably stupid that i don't even wanna hear from you. 6et your hands off your bul6es for one fuCkin' seCond. half a damn mind to just fuCkin' stay away after all that.

Why's this th' currrrent trrend?
<} Breaking news! Someone’s been… kidnapped? More on that at a later time.
ever wan☭ed ☭o have your ques☭ion answered by ☭he vanguard of ☭he revolu☭ion well nows your ☭han☭e h☭☭ps://forms.gle/ujqlepdxsgrb1kfo8
of course kidnappin becomes the hot neww trend as soon as i start wworkin on bein better dont make me relapse

ITS FINE.

QUESTION #38 FROM @RAMBUNCTIOUSRANCOUR THEY ASK. "~~~WHAT'S THE SCARIEST MQMENT QF YQUR LIFE?~~~" IF I ASNWERED THIS QUESTION I'D GO INTO A MENTAL EPISODE, JUST KNOW IT WAS /BAD/ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/A3CXW8HRAX2XETJHA #AAMAE #CW-MENTALHEALTH

SO UHM, TO DISTRACT MYSELF ABOUT THAT. ASKBOX OPEN.. AGAIN!.. PLEASE. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/U68ANA3NQTZRY3ZBA #AAMAE
↟onigh↟ was good. I ↟hink I made a second friend :D
//Watching the weather radars for the rain forcasts and i'm seeing a lot of intense weather happening accross alternia right now. I wonder what the cause is?//
>>| greetings. just returned from working .on my server. .it was heating like crazy. .all steam .and smoke. good that .i was working .outside .or the .owner .of the hive would cull me .if .it went .on fire.

i really need to start putting myself out there more, i think? im not sure how >X3

∙☾__☽ needed to let you know i hated this twice

-=[i juyyst like being included x-0_☺]=-
I haven't really practiced my juggling but shit I think I can improvise. (If I fail at least I could get people to laugh)
im quadrupedal why does my back still hurt. am i old?? is this being old

I'M MAD AS FUCK RIGHT NOW #RAGE

it pains me to realise i dont have many close fr13nds at all that it was eating me alive, and i dont know why it affected me so deeply. i hate vulnerability but i dont want to feel this way again

SITTING: THIS IS WHAT POBICO WILL DO WHILE IT. CONTEMPLATES. EVENTS.
Where can a (CLOWN AROUND TOWN) get a beer and some grub??? (Actually, grub first, I'm a light weight).
?hohoho? but the messiah says hoohoohoo !SOMETHING AINT RIGHT HERE! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

ִ ࣪𖤐 DO NOt mistaKe my sileNce fOr NONexisteNce. Az mucH az I'm sure sOme Of yOu may (wrONgly) wisH fOr. Az if yOur pitiful livez wOuld beNefit! I'm sti×̷̷͜×̷ alive aNd KicKin'. HeatHeNz aNd iNsubOrdiNatez Of cOurse. SOmetimez O×̷̷͜×̷ a cli×̷̷͜×̷, sOmetimez iNtO ONcOmin' tra×̷̷͜×̷ic. Or a pa×̷̷͜×̷in' drONe. SO maNy pO×̷̷͜×̷ibilitiez. [ST×̷̷͜×̷PLEZ FINGERZ] Never KNOw wHeN my sHOw may cOme fOr yOur NecK. Of tHe w×̷̷͜×̷dz. Or tHe city. HaHa. HaHaHaHaHaHa (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
<action; statement input; statement: at |east the investigutter is not as scary as some of my superiors />

what has been going on lately? im sure i missed a whole tonne of stuff in the past few wipes that ive been gone

🜏 II miiss hiim. . .and ii miiss bullyiing hiis brro♱hɛrr on fall guys #yɛarrniing ♅

immm logging off for da day i fink...................
Say hello to my little friend. ( It's a shotgun) Don't worry though! Instead of bullets, it shoots out a bouquet of roses :oD (The one with actual bullets is the flower attached to my jacket.)
https://open.spotify.com/track/18NiQTTgXClfhnYMPKUJZT?si=NKKehqspQ_2pF2Fyj8agkg

I may not always react and interact. But I am seeing and noticing. And I am remembering. (That last part is against my will.)
|--[ disgusted. feeling filthy. feeling sick. Angry. Bitter. sAd. whittling dOwn until i resent the persOn i wAs And the persOn i lOved. they Are lOng gOne. ]-->

ohhh... maybe im selfish 8888(

in my absence i have becoome a shift lead managerr at flavoorr disc shack

⧃ There is nothing worse than an intelligent person being a reckless idiot.
Guess who escaped the circus? :oD(the psychward). I'M JOKING, anyways hi

You’re listening to… Good afternoon, everyone! We’ve hope the cosmic mess of our shared realities isn’t gettin you down too bad today! The rain’s cleared up, and we’ve got some hot jazz for ya. This here is Art Blakey with his piece called “Are You Real?” Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
when you get a little too important at "work" (being on chittr)

not mu(h 7ou (an do about that, i don’t think. just enjo7 the time 7ou all have together, is m7 advi(e

mannnn. i liked it better when it was love in the air and not (osmi( tension possibl7 killing people #dashwat(hing

0 days since last cosmic bullshit.

∻Hey wh☢ left their bag ☢f expired micr☢wave grub burgers in my b☢g y☢u have ☢ne h☢ur t☢ c☢me pick them up bef☢re I start scranning∻
|| i'm glad you ar- f--ling as good and as -xcit-d about this as i am... <3 ||

CAN WE GET JUST ONE NIGHT WHERE SOME FUCKSHIT DOESNT HAPPEN.

-- packageHandler [pH] is now Offline! -- -- Reason: Sudden device shutdown due to extreme damage -- -- Additional data: Telemetry indicates liquid submersion. --

[A short video is posted. Curree starts out totally normal.] alri6ht so my Cupe just tried to drown me? kinda-- [Still in his cupe, Curree turns around. Something is in the slime right behind where he started out, upon seeing which the video promptly encounters every error under the moons and stops in a meaningless cacophony of noise.]

nvm idc i just realized im alright, legally i have t/) say this
᯽ It has been a little bit, has it not? I do miss my cabin... ᯽

i’m S(\ fucking mad just f/)und /)ut a dude i fucking hate is dating /)ne /)f my mutuals. FUUUUUUUUCK IM ALREADY G(\ING T(\ DEAL WITH LEGAL ISSUES LATER I D(\NT WANNA D(\ (\R SAY ANYTHING THAT WILL GET ME IN M(\RE LEGAL TR(\UBLE #thisshitaintvague

i got yOUr lEttEr, it had tUrnEd to sand. lIghtnIng strIkEs the pOstmAn in his hand. i hOpE that yOU rEmembEr the things yOU had to say. it's just a sUpernaturAl dElAy. #lyricspOstIng. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfxX1i3ef-A

it's ActuAlly so god damn EAsy to scam clowns it's not EvEn fUckIn funny hAhahahA. i don't EvEn fUckIn lIkE fAygO but i got like 10 frEE cAsEs of the shit.
|--[ my ex-mAtesprit tAlked ABOut me, it seems. i fOund their pOst By Accident And it mentiOned me By nAme. i will Admit thAt things were BAd At the end Of Our relAtiOnship BecAuse Of me. But i did nOt intentiOnAlly cAuse Any grief priOr tO thAt - if it hAppened, it is sOmething i need tO wOrk On preventing. i dO nOt recAll ever trying tO gAslight Or dOwnplAy their feelings. they needed suppOrt And i Offered it. But thAt is nOt why i Am cOmplAining, chittr. nOt Only dO they deeply hAte me, But they hOpe thAt i lOse sOmeOne i cAre ABOut. thAt i feel grief And regret And suffer. dO they nOt recAll thAt i wAs in grief when i gAve them thAt finAl ultimAtum? perhAps nOt. i wOuld never speAk ill Of yOu. But it is fAir tO sAy thAt whAtever feelings i hAd thAt lingered Are nO mOre. i will miss the dAys Of Our shAred yOuth But i will nOt miss yOu. #vent #persOnAl ]-->
|| not much b-tt-r than watching th- gold-nblood girls with som-on- v-ry clos- to you :) ||

|ts crAzy | d|dnt reAl|ze how Annoy|ng some trolls Are unt|l | stopped* dr|nk|ng *temporAry
[Y]/N I would be hoY/[N]red to receive such a gift from a higher blood.

i might be the pathetic one tbh
Damn I think these featherbeasts are coming in larger and larger sizes. One with a beak the size of my leg just tried to break down my door.
Oh man my digestion pit keeps on making this weird honking sound. I don’t think that clown chowder I had is agreeing with me.

...Back to rrunnin' it is.

Tch, fuck.
I diagY/[N]se you with critically low levels of silly funtime.

it's ok im sorry for bein rude

thpoint of the post is i want to do it myself

I Have Had A Good Time Here, With All Of You. I Hope You Are Able To Forgive Me For The Choice I Am About To Make, But I Want You To Know That If I Go Down It Will Not Be Without A Fight. I Am Not Doing This With The Hope That I Will Die. This Is Simply Something I Must Do. For Myself And, Most Importantly, Estare; My Pale Soulmate. #violence
/ur gonna die in ur 𝐋usus' basement fr

☆good dusK chittr starting the evening off strong with the breaKfast of champions some bugs I found cheKK it☆

He'$ Ok@y, He'$ Ok@y. Th@nk Fuck. I'm With Him Now. Ju$t More U$e7e$$ Fucking C7own Po$ting. Fuck. Fuck. I'm Exh@u$ted.

| th|nk | hAve to fuck h|m | th|nk |ts the only wAy At th|s po|nt
im a 13 swweep old metrosexual livvin on the great planet a alternia i lovve rock metal an the sub genres in betwween my favvorite bands are troll wweezer the cure an radiohead some other interests that i havve are alternian politics i consider myself an alternian nationalist im not gonna lie i am xenophobic an slightly racist but im wwillin to be friends wwith anyone not a fan a lowwbloods land dwwwwellers chucklecels or anyone that isnt aquatic royalty other random stuff i like is old vvideo games pail vvideos imperial east alternia smuppets an fuck LUSII im comin to kill your hamsterdad if ya couldnt tell already i havve nevver felt the touch a any romantic interest

Awake And Mostly Sober Again And Realizing The Super Hot Super Nice Teal From Last Light Is One Of My Hivemates' Broodmates Lmfao. Super. Fml. God I Hope He Didn't Call Them

bedtime for real this time goodnightlight chittr

when youre weAry feel|ng smAll when teArs Are |n your eyes | w|ll dry them All |m on your s|de :(

nvm

ok i go to bed now.

Some asshole tried hitting on me in a Taco bell I am now banned for life because apparently dislocating his jaw was an overreaction. #violence
<action; statement input; statement: bio-me|d update input; statement: not fee|ing the genera|'s steps constant|y in my spina| structure is very input; statement: unnerving. input; statement: i am g|ad the steps are gone because they are uncomfortab|e & jarring, but he is on moongorger now & i cannot track him there input; statement: which is a|so not good action; query input; query: if i do not know where my highest superior is in re|ation to me & pazcie, how can i keep him in a good mood input; query: or at |east not a very bad one />

You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! We’ve got an especially lovely start to today, despite the weather being rainy, because we’ve got a special request! From the lovely @numberSeven we have Laufey's "From The Start". Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
[⚙︎ Back to work, back to work! Least I got a new mixtape. 8:V ⚙︎]

i feel insanely sick dude n unsafe 8888/

⚇ Been tryna fuck this dude who is NOT CUTE lmao ⚇ but he is cool to hang out with and I be fakin' like I ain't got me a little crush but I do... ⚇ I like his lil' freak ass. ⚇ I'm so boned. ⚇ #NSFW #Sorta ⚇
been fuckin with the groove in disco music for real tho how to they bake the feeling of coke into the tunes itself because theres just something that keeps me coming back to it every damn time gettin my skates on to break a tibia inside my house when i inevitably eat shit on a corner

"= diluting it a little too much. haha. but that's a good use for it maybe.. ="
|| i was not awar- you could us- sopor lik- that o//-//o #sugg-stiv- #nsfw ||

How Do You Peop7e Fucking Cope With Thi$ $hit On The Regu7@r I Fee7 7ike I'm @bout To H@ve @n @neury$m

Degintely Got Waaaaaaaaay Nore Fuckrf Up Post Open Mic Than Inplanned To But Etyyyy I Got My Head In Thr Lap If A Big Beautiful Teal Blood Man And He's Calling Me Baby Abd Petting My Hair Zo I Think I Still Won Lol

// last wip but i sleep https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e9c84afee23.png
<} Loving the engagement here! Just what we need.

<<"if i ever seem like i'm not normal just know that it's like in an old video game, my normal stat is so high that it wraps around and displays as zero">>
<} Now, the question begs, one troll or a team? How many should drones be hunting for once the static clears? Sorry, won't get answers here, imperial listeners. Doesn't that just make you twist in your seat? Hahaha! <} Here's some news on the docket today. Did you know another small town was raided on the far side of Alternia? Reports say it was a dangerous illicit camp, but what's dangerous about the sick? Reality is, folks, they were pushed out of their hives by an earlier raid in the week that decimated a small town! Before you ask "why didn't they cover this," technically, they did, but they gave you what you wanted to hear to make you feel safe in your cupe at light. Why would they want you to fear your law abiding butts off? That's just it, folks! Be as law abiding as you can muster, *they* control the law! You can do everything right and they will tap the scale to the left with their cankered claw, hahaha. <} For those who don't travel, prices of medicine has risen nearly *27%* in lower caste areas compared to higher caste's. What's the rich folk need with cheaper medicine, anyhow? Isn't that strange, hahaha. <} For those cheated out of new roads, another bridge was approved for the river uptown. Yes, *that* river. The one giving you free water all these sweeps? They say construction is going to cut off access and there will be a hefty fee of your life if caught taking water. I'm sure they will figure out some sugary way to word that so it sounds more reasonable to make you pay for a basic right, hahaha! <} While they only give you the skin of all their news, I will give you the bloody nitty gritty guts of it all. I? Silly me, we! We personally hunt down our news straight from the source instead of hearsay from some cluck in power! That's our *guarantee!* Short list currently, but we will have more in the coming hours. Give our reporters time to hunt down the honest to heiress truth about *your* neighborhood. Suspicious? Send us a DM and we will scout it out for you! Real news shouldn't be kept from the less fortunate to keep them docile, and we plan to fix that, hahaha. <} As a reminder, trust no one, fawn the law, and above all, keep yourself covert, hahaha.

<<"the girlpile,,">>

:o) Good evening, friends :o) Though your friends may have gone long and far :o) You remain. That's something to be celebrated! :o) The Angel has not yet seen fit to render your soul asunder, pray each and every day for this grand mercy.

-=[heear me out https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3992f269397a.png_☺]=-

i'm glad i (ould! i love a happ7 ending
|| oh gosh th-y invit-d m- ov-r... d--p br-aths -yginn! you got this. ||

i knew it! (ongrats!
YAY I CAN EXPLDOT EVERYRHIN
|| i can do that! uh, spills happ-n all th- tim-... hahah... #nsfw #sugg-stiv- ||

⧃ This is ridiculous. The one time I need this idiot to show up when I call. I'll just get there myself.
|| oh uh, y-s! i would lov- that actually...is th-r- anything i should uh, bring? #sugg-stiv- ||
//The mushrooms I find during the rainy seasons taste very good. I've read that they sell for a high price due to difficulty trying to grow them domestically. I may be wasting an opportunity not selling them but I appreciate the flavor they add to my food too much.//
|| finally mad- it back to my hiv-! i -njoy th- subj-ct of my work, but it is always nic- to r-turn to hiv-, sw--t hiv-. ||
<} Already getting some feedback! That's what we like to see here at Nescient Radio! {>

⧃ Closing up the office on time after all, it seems. If only it were for better reasons.

⧃ Good lords. You again. Surely you have something better to do with your time than bother him? Get a job. Better yet, kill yourself. The world would be better for it.

*attached is a photo of a polaroid held delicately between thumb and forefinger, the beach scenery in the background blurs to keep the subject in focus. three young trolls are pictured arm in arm- one even looks familiar. larkso, blunt bangs and all, as a wriggler with his cheek smushed against the cheek of the troll beside him. terran's thumb obscures the face of this mystery troll, but the third troll is a much ganglier, much younger version of terran himself. the expression on his face is unreadable as he gazes at the two trolls beside him.* @aspiringpessimist ill see you at dawn babes. you know where to find me if you dont want this shit goin up in holy fuckin flames :o)
[⚙︎ @nytime, babe. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ For anyone e|se out there, I've got the goods and can probab|y rust|e up spare parts for just about anything short of mi|itary tech, too. ⚙︎]

Herrd 'a somethin' overr that way. Bet I c'n catch one.

Worrkin' on figurrin' out wherre I am. Prrolly shoulda thought morre beforre bookin' it.

i break everything i touch such a pathetic sylph

⧃ "No troll ever wetted clay and then left it, as if there would be bricks by chance and fortune."

Yeup. Way too bloody big ferr my mouth. And they sorrta starrt stabbin' thrrough my face eventually. #bodyhorrrrorr

A -l-ove-l-y tro-l--l- he-l-ped me! -I- w-i--l--l- dm you <3

crAshEd the scOUt buggy AmA

Got th' new bloody fangs again...
2hakiing my head a2 ii follow that biilge2taiin becau2e my code of honor ii2 more iimportant than not beiing annoyed.

mmmm_actually_i_think_i_will_be_sad_tonight_._this_calls_for_a_treat_.

⧃ “You were hatched to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win.”

∙☾__☽ wow actually missed arrguing with him this hate shit is so rreal ... ewh

I can'T r3m3mb3r Why I bl(o)ck3D S(o)m3 (o)f y(o)u buT I'm pr3TTy Sur3 IT'S cauS3 S(o)m3 (o)f y(o)u W3r3 juST l(o)W-k3y ann(o)yIng.

Hm. I'm bored.

white human's are a different specie's bro stg, just saw that one guy and remembered him going off about troll culture and incest and genetic's as if hes a troll or its remotely important in a murder culture where they never know their genetic relative's #incest

#piningmoment Before Open Mic Ig, Suppose It'll Set The Mood For Some Of My Songs. Anyway, Fuck These Are Old Now Cuz I Don't Have Any Good Recent Ones But Man. literally Why Is So Beautiful For Huh? #gonnalethimdownagainbut #cestlavie
|| its quit- hot at th- c-nt-r curr-ntly, but do not worry! i am making sur- all th- b-asts ar- prop-rly cool-d and hydrat-d. ||
[⚙︎ Ugh I think I got dirt in one of the grooves in my horns. I'm gonna have to brush the SHIT out of that |ater. ⚙︎]
Ⓧ Why would you pity that. Everyone loves a fat ass. Might even let someone squeeze mine. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I'm alive btw. And my ass got even fatter so jot that down. Ⓧ
ganderbulbs feeln like raisins omfgggg. hi hey hello chittr ive heard THANGS so pls dont disappoint ty ty ty
I had a patient today. I do not cut to the flesh. My Thimble is so much finer than that. It catches onto things too small for even blood to know it exists. I worked slowly. I teased apart little strands no microscope could ever hope to see. Every cell, and every impossibly tiny knot that tells a body what its supposed to become. "There you are..." I said. I found it. I found something I was certain was wrong. It wasn't. The disease had rewritten this part of him, so much, that the healthy cells seemed to be irregular. I mistook the body's attempt to compensate as the source of the illness. I picked the corrections apart. I smoothed every imperfection until only the damaged instructions were left. Healthy tissue loses the argument. Cells divide exactly as they are told. Unfortunately, they are now listening to the disease. When I finished, I swiped away invisible dust from my gloves and smiled with exhausted satisfaction. "I got all of it." I believed it at the time. From that point onward, whatever was quietly consuming my patient, ahd nothing else to fight. I accidentally restored it to prominence. How is it that I know this? Because I am lucid. For only a few more moments. It is my guilt, I am admitting it to you now. #gore #bodyhorror #horror #medicalhorror

im mad im mad im mad im mad i keep gettin harassed holy shit
>>| .i may bury my palmhusk .if .it's going to lose .another connection. the moment .i start to write something, .it's just gone. .including chittr stuff. #violence-on-technology
|| im glad that im not th- only on- this n-arly happ-n-d to! ||
== it turns out... that not taking off your robot limbs... can lead to a lot of strain... when you sleep... ouch... ==
listenin to livvin la vvida loca by trolledplay followwed by yelloww(blood) also by trolledplay sendin me into a blind rage

feelin like a fuck up a lil 8888/
@rambunctiousRancour asks: ~~~what advice wQuld yQu have fQr an aspirin' alternian DJ?~~~ See i dunno if i got a good answer for this since i dont really know the alternian music scenes like that but best bets to keep your taste in music varied and go hard in your mixes lol also always be hittin those clubs and makin friends with other djs, networking is how you land gigs in any entertainment industry
|| any on- hav- -xp-ri-nc- with f--ling a mixtur- of pal- and r-d f--lings for som-on-? it is a rath-r confusing thing to -xp-ri-nc-... th-y ar- r-ally just th- b-st. i hop- i dont fumbl- this v-ry important bag som-how ||
|| uh h-llo. i think i s-t -v-rything up prop-rly... not -ntir-ly sur- what to post h-r-. thing on- on th- todo list, figur- out how to prop-rly portray my horns via -moji... ||

i believe in 7ou!

my condolence's for however that shit play's out
It is very funny to me that my favourite people on this site are; - Some of the sweetest, gentlest, most loving people to ever exist - People I wish so badly I could wrestle.

my skin be soft as hell lowkey i be hella moisturized
<action; statement input; statement: no no nonononono nonononono no nonono />

NEVER shoot ur shot it will go wrong i tink

i did a bun(h of s(rolling and i think the #horn7posting was like. 1/3 a(tual horn7posts and 2/3 people rea(ting to it #nsfw

******(OOC PINNED POST)****** This is **Kahhal Salion**, also known on older posts as Beetel Salion. He is a jadeblood mutant, a merchant, and a walking problem for fuchsiabloods. He is **anti-Empire**, **anti-fuchsia**, and very comfortable discussing rebellion in the language of debt collection. He does not consider himself a hero. He considers the Empire an unpaid invoice with blood interest. Kahhal sells almost anything. His shop runs on a simple rule: One coin for the machine. One coin for Kahhal. No refunds. Any coin works. Caegars, pennies, weird foreign currency, ancient treasure, whatever. The machine gives out spheres with percentage chances on them. Higher percentage means closer to what you want. Lower percentage means the machine is laughing at you in a mathematical language. Kahhal’s stock comes from a strange gacha-like device he treats as legitimate inventory. He does not know what “the game” is and does not care. Sometimes, when he dreams, he ends up somewhere else and sells things to people who probably should not have access to his wares. Character notes: Kahhal is blunt, literal, socially undercooked, and frequently unsure what to do with affection once it is handed to him. He can be kind, but usually in the tone of someone recording a transaction. He is forest-dwelling, recently hiveless, and has a severe fear of the sea. Not seadwellers specifically. The sea. He is very bug-coded. Expect chitin, mandibles, claws, strange hunger, antlion associations, and general body horror adjacent weirdness. He is currently taken in his flushed quadrant by **Pendra Rotten / @deathlessDeadwood**. Please do not try to force flushed shipping. Other dynamics can be discussed, but ask first. -----Content warnings for this account----- #violence #gore #cannibalism #murder #culling #bodyhorror #antiempire #bughorror #unreality #weirdcommerce IC views are IC. Kahhal is not subtle about wanting imperialists, clownbrood, and tyrants dead. That does not mean I am trying to start serious OOC conflict. RP boundaries: DMs and interactions are fine. Antagonism is fine. Commerce bits are encouraged. Do not godmod purchases, injuries, death, or major machine results without checking in OOC. If you want Kahhal to sell your character something cursed, useful, stupid, sentimental, or narratively ruinous, please bother him. He will probably accept. He is hungry. He is learning. He is selling everything. ART: @deathlessDeadwood: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f239e260b369.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df0b78ccc600.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b8f0175ecfd6.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2abd9231d2a.webp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/88c376fd8415.webp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1c8f2bcaec3.webp Salthefisher (Discord): https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a2791822c59.jpg
[⚙︎ How soon do you need the fix? I can be out after work today. ⚙︎]
[⚙︎ Like I said, it'|| be severa| hours of having a busted door on your hive. But I wi|| definite|y accept husk|oaf as payment. :V ⚙︎]
[⚙︎ @'ight, you're a rea| one Gi||ad. ⚙︎]

im in hell i fink

Happens to every tech hop user at least once. It's basically a right of passage. Find a door hinge at your local troll Home Depot or whatever. Alternatively, borrow one from your doors and fix it later.
((man i've been baking in this heat! only ray of metaphorical sunshine is i finally got a project on steam and can finally move onto other stuff
consort tip: monitoring your stamina is just as important as monitoring your health. running out of either could be game over! exercise caution and dont be afraid to flee if things get dicey
sayin im antisopor would just feel stupid hypocritical and all but i do wonder if mother fucker know there are other drugs that are like actual fucking drugs out there

dude as soon as i said there shouldnt be any ampora's in my askbox i stopped getting anything there lmfao
iTs uNfOrTuNaTeLy vErY HuMiD ThAt i cOuLd sWeAt tHrOuGh mY SuIt. 😫
before askin why i interact with so many posts ask why you aint interacting with more
the clerk 2aiid thii2 lotiion 2mell2 liike cupcake2 and ii hope 2he’2 riight becau2e ii want to 2mell ediible.
fucking goddamnit FUCK EVERYTHING. and n0, i dont want tw0 talk about it.
/does any1 e𝐋se got that chefe𝐋onist/g𝐋adiator in their comments ta𝐋king abt their curves cuz wtf is up w that dude fr

Ju$$$ wat¢hed my be$$$ friend/bo$$$ do 3 line$$$ of ¢oke, then go on a rant about why troll Vanilla i¢e $$$hould be dead. It wa$ the mo$$$t emotional I've $$$een him in $$$weep$$$ I feel like I'm in the fu¢kin Matrix #$ub$tan¢e$

🜂 | "GUHHH! CHAIRMINISTRANGLER! DERP!!! WHY IS YOUR HAIR COLOR SO UNUSUAL?" 🜂 | "DOY DUH DUHHHRHHHMMMFFF! WHO SPENDS 12K A SWEEP ON HAIR DYES? THESE EXPENSE REPORTS ARE UNREASONABLE!!!" 🜂 | It's 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃. My hair color. Is fucking. 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃. It is not 😒pink😒 or 😑salmon😑 or fucking rare, it's 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃. and that makes me utterly IMMACULATE. plenty of kickass ass kickers and name takers have 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 hair like my 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 hair. and any who don't? well they're behind the power curve. 🜂 | I am a trendsetter. not a trend follower. 🜂 | I am an early adopter. 🜂 | 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 is my looks. my likeness. my eminence. and it can be yours! for a fraction of retail value. 🜂 | Unless you are @tepidConspirator. she can get fucked, frankly! anyone can use my patented 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 mixture and color except for @tepidConspirator specifically. when you add it to your cart. there is a special ticked box. and a highly complex algorithm that checks your payment information supplied to acquire 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 against a database of known @tepidConspirator payment options. so that fat fart doesn't get any. but you? you can have as much 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 as you want. 🜂 | So long as you aren't @tepidConspirator. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #IsAShotOfHexspresso #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 👱♀️ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃.

i 6uess?
/took my headphones off and there's a dent in my nub what i do now https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝐋es/bb3bb4ac219a.jpg
!! SHOWING THE AUDIENCE AN UNMARKED DECK !! There appear to be pros *AND* cons to this platform's strange access across the multiverse! Notably the largest pro is that everyone seems to know my name!!! Notably the largest con is that rather than this being due to my own celebrity it is because in another timeline I have a social media addiction. But RECOGNIZABILITY is BRANDING is FAME, one way or another!!!!!!!!!!

kinda earl7 for 7earning hours, huh

WHY DID I THINK HE WAS IN SNOW ITS SUMMER! OH MY GOG MAYBE I AM COOKED ON MY DEPTH PERCEPTION #VAGUEPOSTING

༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Oh I cannot go dhat, I gon't know what kings of gust ang plume gebris have seddleg on its surfaces. Maybe if you gisinfect it ang yourself first! ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
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[WHEN I DIE #AN YOU GUY$ MAKE DUBAI #HO#OLATE IN MY HONOR]

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...my previous chitt...was not a portent...of rage to come...but i do frequently contemplate...the idea of simply...losing it... ...it sounds...cathartic...(.ᐟ)

If I Post An Outfit, Will You All Promise Not To Mistake Me For A Woman Again?
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ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Something breaking in an old apartment complex. Just another day that ends in y. You running into plumbing issues too?
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<<"okay troll x men 97 update! finished season one, it was really good! loving all the setup, just mad i can't watch season two yet!">>

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[YEAH $OMETIME$]
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[RIGHT HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ME I'M 15 $WEEP$ OLD NOW FU#KKK ANYWAY $AY HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY #RIT#HYDAY]
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[FU#K IM OLD]

lotta meanie heads on tonight.
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/D⧃hqd12h/image-2⧃26-⧃6-26-2⧃1521751.png YIPPEE. THE M⧃UNTAIN IS MAKING HIS WAY T⧃ THE CLUB! B⧃SS W⧃MAN D⧃ES N⧃T LIKE HIM LEAVING EARLY BUT THE CLUB CALLS

It is too /ate for me to have any interest in visiting a c/ub. If I want /ofi beats there are Grubrube channe/s for such.

And once again, I fai/ to maintain a regu/ar s/eep-wake cyc/e. It is much too /ate for me to be up. I wi// meditate, perhaps, or use this time to engage in my hobbies...
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