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[FORCED TO PLAY OVERWATCH] <[PRE-GAME INTERVIEW 3:] Costar Treign @surlyTabloid <[Costar comes from us from the bustle of his own office. Dissatisfied with his job writing for the NEWS, he decided to take the wheel and start his OWN journey, getting in WILD SITUATIONS on the way! Don’t be misguided by his alleged repertoire of writing skills — he is a CHUD (Cjobless Hhivedwelling Uinternet Dentrepreneur). Keep an eye on him. He’ll rule the game with an iron fist! LITERALLY! Hopefully!] <[Here we asked him a SERIES OF QUESTIONS to get to know him better as a PERSON AND A COMPETITOR.] <[Let’s see what he has to say!] ________________________________ [Tell me about your background. What's your life story?] ST: OH, I’M JUST A NEWS GUY, Y’KNOW? I USED TO WORK FOR BIG EMPIRE NEWS DIRECTORS, BUT WE GOT INTO SOME ARGUMENTS SO I MADE MY OWN COMPANY, LLT, WHERE I “WORK” NOW. WE “WORK” SOMETIMES, I GUESS. MAINLY WATCH GRUBTUBE AND SOMEHOW GET INTO ANTICS NOW AND THEN? THAT’S ALL THAT’S NOTEWORTHY. TA: What kind of Antics, if you don't mind me asking? ST: THE ANNOYING KIND, LIKE OLD COWORKERS LOOKING FOR ME. THE BAD, UNSPEAKABLE KIND, LIKE DROPPING FOOD ON THE FLOOR. JUST THE OTHER WIPE I WAS IN A STORM THAT TOOK OUT AN ISOLATED SUBGRUB. WAS STUCK IN A CAVE FOR A WHILE. [If you could choose to travel to ANY PART OF THE WORLD, where would it be and why?] ST: YEESH, THAT’S TOUGH. ‘CUPE? FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND. THERE’S NOT MUCH OUTSIDE THE OFFICE I NEED TO DO. [How certain are you that you'll survive the game? Why?] ST: I’M NOT CERTAIN OF MUCH, BUT I’VE SURVIVED A LOT OF STUFF THAT SOMEHOW HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. I’M CONFIDENT. [So a bit MORE about the show: you'll be faced with a multitude of challenges testing your STRENGTH, WIT, AND CREATIVITY. Maybe a mishmash of all three! You've got to keep your bulbs peeled and your mettle ready to be Tested. Regarding this, do you have a game strategy in mind? Not only WITH these challenges, but with your fellow competitors? Are you planning to PLAY SOLO or TEAM UP?] ST: MAN, I DON’T REALLY KNOW ANY OF THOSE GUYS. NO INITIATIVE TO REACH OUT A HELPING HAND, UNLESS IT HELPS ME OUT, Y’KNOW? I DON’T WORK WELL WITH MOST PEOPLE. AS FOR THE CHALLENGES, JUST TRUST ME, MAN. [Do you think you'd make more friends or more enemies in the game?] ST: I’M NOTORIOUS FOR SOMEHOW MAKING LOTS OF BOTH. I’M NOT ACTUALLY, BUT IT’S HARD TO SAY. I’M A FRIENDLY GUY, BUT GIVEN THE COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT I’D PROBABLY MAKE MORE ENEMIES. [What would you do with the million caegars if you WON?] ST: THREE WORDS. SUPER GOONING HIVE. [Finally, do you have anything to say to the people you'll be COMPETING AGAINST?] ST: LET ME WIN AND YOU CAN GET A ROOM IN THE SUPER GOONING HIVE. [I'm playing a game of Mini Tele☎, so you get to see THIS message from the LAST PERSON I INTERVIEWED:] RI: print("please do not kill me") RI: print("+ i think everyone should pick a gog + start praying") ST: WOWIE. ST: SOMEONE’S [GOT] A LITTLE STAGE FRIGHT. ________________________________ <[WHAT. A. CHARACTER. This is a troll you JUST CAN’T MISS! See what antics HE’LL get into on the WHEEL OF TORTURE! And be on the lookout for our NEXT INTERVIEW! Hope you had fun interviewing this guy, @televisedAviamor!] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #wotinterviews]
[BREAKING WHEEL] <[PRE-GAME INTERVIEW 2:] Riiane Connol @ramblingIndividual <[Riiane is a jadeblood coming to us from a rather unfortunate situation. He’s trying to survive in a world that frowns upon hobbyists wanting to make a living off what they LOVE. He’s in search of many things: a JOB, FOOD ON HIS PLATE, ENDLESS RICHES, and… LOVE(S)?! Okay, KIDDING on that last part. His SKILLS, however, are no joke. He’s a MASTER (amateur) BASS PLAYER——but he didn’t come here to PLAY; he came to WIN!] <[Here we asked him a SERIES OF QUESTIONS to get to know him better as a PERSON AND A COMPETITOR.] <[Let’s see what he has to say!] ________________________________ [Tell me about your Background. What's your Life Story?] RI: print("ummm well i am broke + need money so that is why i joined") RI: print("i kinda saw the money part + skimmed the rest i did not realise i was probably going to die") RI: print("i play bass but i doubt that will be useful here") [If there's anywhere you would want to go in the world, where would it be and why? This could be anywhere on Alternia OR on Beforus. OR a Fictional Place.] RI:print("uhhh hot chick heaven i dont know man") RI:print("due to the whole being broke thing i have not really thought about going anywhere") [How certain are you that you'll survive the WHEEL OF TORTURE?] RI:print("i guess") print("i am afraid") RI:print("with hindsight the names + t+c are quite foreboding") RI:print("but like surely not everyone is going to die right?") [So a bit MORE about the show: you'll be faced with a Multitude of challenges testing your STRENGTH, WIT, AND CREATIVITY. Maybe a mishmash of all three (⒊)! Regarding this, do you have a game strategy in mind? Not only WITH these challenges, but with your fellow competitors? Are you planning to PLAY SOLO or TEAM ↑?] RI:print("well i do not really know anyone else competing") print("which means they will probably 🦆 me over") RI:print("so perhaps if i just stick to myself + troop on i wont be putting a target on my back") RI:print("i hope") [On that note, do you think you'd ultimately make more friends or more enemies in the game?] RI:print("well i would like to hope friends") print("but seeing the nature of the game i would not really want to see all my new found friends die") RI:print("+ i do not see any reason why i would amass any enemies") RI:print("so i suppose i am leaning closer to the friends side") [What would you do with the Million Caegars if you WON?] RI:print("well i would probably buy an actual hive inside of the dilapidated ruin im in at the moment") RI:print("buy a lot of food") RI:print("probably buy a lot of drink") RI:print("not just for the enjoyment side i will probably want to forget some stuff....") RI:print("+ then give some of it to some friends") [Do you have anything to say to the people you'll be competing against?] RI:print("please do not kill me") print("+ i think everyone should pick a gog + start praying") [I'm playing a game of Mini Tele☎, so you get to see THIS message from the LAST PERSON I INTERVIEWED.] CA: uhnmmmm ^_^ apple ^_^ oh and good luck and ha\/e a good day ^_^ and uhhhhhh ^_^ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lalalalalalalalalalala ^_^ RI:print("that has eliminated some of the stress") RI:print("it is a lovely message") [How would you respond to this, hypothetically?] RI:print("umm thank you for the well wishes of good luck") RI:print("with any of it we will both survive!") ________________________________ <[Isn’t he so CHARMINGLY RELATABLE? The WHEEL OF TORTURE seemed to be the QUICKEST WAY for a PAYDAY. But will he survive? You’ll have to find out on the WHEEL OF TORTURE! Stick around to see the NEXT INTRODUCTION to our COLORFUL CAST! Once again, thanks for interviewing our dear contestants, @televisedAviamor!] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #wotinterviews]
[BREAKING WHEEL] <[PRE-GAME INTERVIEW 1:] V @celestialAbsurdity <[V is an eager and enigmatic troll who comes from the beating pusher of a decrepit forest——a witch, if you may. She’s well-attuned to the mysteries of life. A sleuth of elder gods, an overseer of fortunes. She has as many passions as she has secrets: if you’re looking to have your FORTUNE READ or your BURNING TROLL NARUTO QUESTIONS ANSWERED, she’s your eclectic ebberess.] <[Here we’ve asked her a SERIES OF QUESTIONS to get to know her better as a PERSON AND A COMPETITOR.] <[Let’s see what she has to say!] ________________________________ [Tell me about your background. What's your life story?] This section has been removed for privacy’s sake! You’ll have to find out more on the show! In the words of our interviewee: CA: uhm, anyways though!!!!!! [If you could choose to travel to ANY PART OF THE WORLD, where would it be and why?] CA: do other places like beforus count or just alternia? Z: ? TA: Preferably a place on Alternia. BUT I don't think they'll say anything if you 🗨 about a place on Beforus/Beforus itself. CA: i'd wanna go where my dear, sweet idmone is on beforus...... ^_^ CA: he is...............<3 CA: ehehehehehehehehehehehe. CA: he's so enchanting ^_^ CA: and he's tall and cerulean and kind and the sweetest E\/ERRRRR!!! ^_^ CA: he is my SOULMATE...<3 [How certain are you that you'll survive the game? Why?] CA: uhmmmm ^_^ i'm assuming i'll win i ha\/e no other choice but to sur\/i\/e ^_^ not that blood plays into anything but i do ha\/e specific genes and connections to otherwordly things so one way or another i will make it out just fine ^_^ CA: i am meant to suffer anyways ^_^ this is just another step in that process ^_^ it'll be okie dokie CA: i can also just kill anyone i ha\/e to Z: ) [So a bit MORE about the show: you'll be faced with a multitude of challenges testing your STRENGTH, WIT, AND CREATIVITY. Maybe a mishmash of all three! You've got to keep your bulbs peeled and your mettle ready to be Tested. Regarding this, do you have a game strategy in mind? Not only WITH these challenges, but with your fellow competitors? Are you planning to PLAY SOLO or TEAM UP?] CA: oh yay!!! Z: D CA: that sounds like fun!!! CA: i ha\/e a lot of creati\/ity in my aura ^_^ CA: and i'm not a dum dum ^_^ CA: hm.... i dunno!!!!! CA: i think i'll team up if the trolls i'm around are nicies. CA: i think i'm just gonna go in and try my best ^_^ that is all i can do!!!!!!!!!! [Do you think you'd make more friends or more enemies in the game?—] CA: my gut is telling me that trolls will not like me as much as i would like them to. this usually happens!!!!! ^_^ [Feel free to predict how the SHOW will pan out.] CA: hm..... CA: i suppose i can do a reading if you want a prediction! TA: Have at it! CA: may i pull some cards for a potential outcome? Z: ] TA: The stage is YOURS, my Friend. CA: perfect!!!!! CA: just a moment… CA: HOW THE SHOW WILL PAN OUT: CA: QUEEN OF PENTACLES: a lot of energy, sponsors, and o\/erall a good energy that is determined to focus on wealth and material goods!!!! a LOT will be accomplished, and the atmosphere will be similar to a hi\/e, or just feel like a hi\/e away from hi\/e mayhaps...? CA: i think many will tune in and a lot of great insight will be pulled from the show!!!! CA: THE HERMIT; RE\/ERSED. CA: hm... a lack of wit and common sense here!!! ^_^ this could also mean that those who ha\/e been isolating themsel\/es will be coming out, now and sharing their truths. there is a \/ulnerability in this card. CA: THE FI\/E OF CUPS; RE\/ERSED: CA: in it's upright form, this represents a feeling of loneliness. there are going to be periods where others feel lost, or trapped, but there is a great chance they will get out!!!! CA: reco\/ery is possible! CA: o\/erall- the show will most likely go well or the way it is initially planned to be panned out by it's producers, i think! CA: onto my fate: CA: how peculiar. ^_^ a card mo\/ed from its upright to re\/erse. CA: 7 OF WANDS: i will ha\/e to defend myself. ^_^ others will try and attack me. lol ^_^ CA: THE HIGH PRIESTESS: a card of deep self reflection and inaction. hm! CA: THE 8 OF PENTACLES: a lot, or \/ery little work in\/ol\/ed! how peculiar! CA: upon asking if i will sur\/i\/e- the answer is yes, i think! CA: the hermit, the moon re\/ersed, and the queen of pentacles! [What would you do with the million caegars if you WON?] CA: oh otay ^_^ what's up??? Z: ] CA: hmmmmmmmm.... ^_^ CA: wowie that's a lot ^_^ i could order grubtaco bell fore\/er without e\/er ha\/ing to worry again ^_^ CA: i think i would get more sasuke and \/ merch, fund some dream cosplays, and figure out a way off of alternia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just anything i can do to li\/e a peaceful life... ^_^ CA: i'd happily donate and help out any other trolls in need also ^_^ [Finally, do you have anything to say to the people you'll be COMPETING AGAINST?] CA: uhnmmmm ^_^ apple ^_^ CA: oh and good luck and ha\/e a good day ^_^ CA: and uhhhhhh ^_^ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh CA: lalalalalalalalalalala ^_^ ________________________________ <[Isn’t she so FASCINATING? This concludes our FIRST INTERVIEW! Only one of many that will be posted in this segment! Be on the lookout for the NEXT PART! As ALWAYS, thanks to our not-so-secret-anymore guest @televisedAviamor, who did us a big FAVOR interviewing all the CONTESTANTS!] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #wotinterviews]
[IRON MAIDEN] <[DEAR VIEWERS! After countless nights of bickering and checking our potential contestants' digital footprint, we are finally READY to introduce this SEASON'S PARTICIPANTS!] <[CONGRATULATIONS, @payMe @surlyTabloid @ultimateSurvivor @panglossianPoltergeist @omnipotentMech @incendiaryRapscallion @celestialAbsurdity @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist @decoratedNonconformist @cationicAgonist!] <[You've been personally selected to participate in Alternia's MOST DEADLY GAME! Please DM your humble TV HOST to receive your contract and backstage pass! We can't wait to see you PERFORM YOUR BEST! Make friends, or enemies... and win 1,000,000 CAEGARS!] <[As for you, our dear viewers... DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL! Every SATURDAY at 8 PM on Alternia Central! Next episode: PRE-GAME INTERVIEW WITH PARTICIPANTS! SECRET GUEST REVEALED? CROWD GASP!] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #staytuned]
[ELECTRIC CHAIR] <[Just LOOK at our WONDERFUL RISING STARS! Sob... I'm gonna MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH! As for you, DEAR VIEWERS, time to pick your FAVORITE CONTESTANT and leave a REPLY who do you think is gonna WIN!] <[Sadly, @cationicAgonist was disqualified. And put on PRODUCTION TEAM instead. Let's see how YOU'D deal with this, SMARTASS! >8( ] <[@payMe @incendiaryRapscallion @ultimateSurvivor @decoratedNonconformist @omnipotentMech @celestialAbsurdity @panglossianPoltergeist @surlyTabloid @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #welovetv #welovergabie #pleasecanwegetthattagtrending]
[STONING] <[Consider INVESTING in my PERSONAL TAG then, PLEASE?]
[BULLETS IN HOTDOG] <[Wow! FINALLY someone gets it!....My charisma, of COURSE!]
⧃ A small break may be in order. Perhaps another little mountain vacation for a couple of nights.
// I am NOT strong enough to dig through all of Casper's prof to find and edit the current pinned. I'm not strong enough. Updated pin. (art by asks-n-trolls and battrolls on tumblr, and renic on bluesky in that order) //
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༻𐫱༺ It ssoundss quite busy my friend🌻 ༻𐫱༺
action; statement input; statement: this system has 2 stars input; statement: 2! input; statement: 1 at the centre & a brown dwarf at the far edge input; statement: exp|ains the conf|icting so|ar data entering my pan at once during the initia| scan input; statement: it fe|t a |itt|e bit |ike cut|ery c|ashing together
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'cause i win, bitch 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 i'm so fab, i'm gone with the wind, bitch 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ y'all six, seven, eight, nines, i'm a ten, bitch ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 girl, what did that girl just say, girl? 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 ooh, girl, i don't dance, i 👏 work 👏 (work) 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 i don't play, i ✨ slay ✨ (slay) 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 i don't walk, i 👆 strut, strut, strut 👆 and then sashay (okay) 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 but i don't work for free (no) 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 no, that's not the tea, hunty (no ma'am) 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 so make it rain on me (me) 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ and i might let you see ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 what you gonna let them see? 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 my nails, hair, hips, heels 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 nails, hair, hips, heels 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 nails, hair, hips, heels 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 nails, hair, hips, heels 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 my nails, hair, hips, heels 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 nails, hair, hips, heels 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ nails, hair, hips, heels ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 nails, hair, hips, heels 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 okay dolls, y'all know what time it is, come on 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 everybody on the floor, everybody on the floor 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 now i want you to stretch out those arms, stretch out those legs 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 stretch out that wrist, stretch out that weave 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 i don't want to see you dance 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 i want to see you work, come on 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ drop for me, drop for me, drop ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 drop for me, drop for me, drop 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 drop for me, drop for me, drop 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 drop for me, drop for me, drop 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ pose for me, pose for me, pose ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 pose for me, pose for me, pose 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 pose for me, pose for me, pose 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 pose for me, pose for me, pose 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 now blink for these, blink for these, hoes 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 blink for these, blink for these, hoes 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 blink for these, blink for these, hoes 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 blink for these, blink for these, hoes 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 say girl for me, girl for me, girl 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 say girl for me, girl for me, girl 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 say girl for me, girl for me, girl (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 say girl for me, girl for me, girl (yes honey!) 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ now 👏 snap 👏 for me, snap for me, snap ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 snap for me, snap for me, snap 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 snap for me, snap for me, snap 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 snap for me, snap for me, snap (oh-ho-ho-ho, snap, crackle, pop, bitch) 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 now 👏 clap 👏 for me, clap for me, clap 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 👏 clap 👏 for me, clap for me, clap 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 👏 clap 👏 for me, clap for me, clap 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 👏 clap 👏 for me, clap for me, clap 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ give trade for me, trade for me, trade ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 trade for me, trade for me, trade 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 trade for me, trade for me, trade 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 trade for me, trade for me, trade 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 throw shade for me, shade for me, shade (oohhh) 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 shade for me, shade for me, shade (girl) 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 throw shade for me, shade for me, shade (i heard) 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 shade for me, shade for me, shade (she said) 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ now, fan for me, fan for me, fan ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 fan for me, fan for me, fan 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 fan for me, fan for me, fan 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 fan for me, fan for me, fan 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ that's all ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 🤌👆💅 #Chairministrangling #Animation #WandUse #HandMadeInTheShade #Nails #Hair #Hips #Heels #Ass #Fat #Lips #Real #Purse #Full #Big #Bills #Bitch #Ima #Big #Deal #Legs #Legs #Face #Eyes #Thin #Waist #Thick #Thighs #You #me #you #wish #new #phone #who #this #lyricposting #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediATEaBoss #IDontPlayISlay #IDontWalkIStrutStrutStrutAndThenSashay #TradeForMe #TradeForMeTradeForMe #MakeItRainForMe #AndIMightLetYouSee 🟢 CHARMS is A BIG DEAL.
// more xandra doodles from when i was travling :} ( when xandra was "on tour" ) drawn in a plane thats why theyre so . sketchayyy also i haven't drawn traditionally in forevs https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9ede551b6c89.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bee3d295b79f.png
// i still just really like this look for them ... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2f5b5eccf8e3.png
// POV Xandra is having a lot of fun with u at a restaurant but she's like 3 drinks in #substance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/083761ab7839.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b3a00a53c667.png
// xandra doodle https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8adeb30ecf3.png
🫱🫱🫱i dont understand why people act like being beautiful is an affront to personal choice or whatever🫱🫱🫱 🫵you can look as grubby, unshowered, unwashed, unhugged, unkissed, and unwanted as you like, your beggarly person cosplay is your consumer right🫵 ✌️and in matters of taste, good business sense peaces out✌️ 🫸🫸🫸but dont act like me being gorgeous means you have to put just as much work into your routine as i do??? like i objectively am doing too much, but i love it, it feels worth it to me🫷🫷🫷 👌👌👌ugly people are the vegans of looksmaxxing swear to god👌👌👌 🔥✍️ "what if i want to smell like unfettered unwashed swampass all the time and my skin would burn if it ever touched bathwater"✍️🔥 ☢️ ☣️ 🤿👋stinks for you i guess??? and everyone unfortunate enough to be around you? ew? good fucking luck or whatever? go reek havoc! somewhere else👋☢️ ☣️ 🤿 #Chairministrangling #PerfumePreferencePorFavor #Scentmaxxing #Looksmaxxing #SelfCare #Vs #SelfIDoNotCareAbout 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
🤙🤙🤙 my dash has a built-in self-cleaning feature 🤙🤙🤙 🤏🤏🤏where tiny prick losers sort themselves out as autonomous self-disposing-of-garbage that migrates to the curve on its own at the push of a button 🤏🤏🤏 😜no filter replacements or cleaning required😜 ✌️🖐️🖐️ i just be my fine ass bad bitch self 🖐️🖐️✌️ 🫴and they stare daggers at the screen like a seethingly unseen moron until they pass out and leave behind a modestly unimpressive inheritance🫴 👌👌too easy👌👌 #Chairministrangling #BlockedBTW #CannotImagineThrowingATantrum #OverEmojis #VaguePosting 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
👌👌👌🪮🍂🍁🧹 funniest shit in the world to me is folks who start some shit, say they're over it, and cant let it the fuck go, like, what, like, hello??? you stepped on the rake??? fuck you mean you turned around and there was another one there and you stepped on it anyway? are you a cartoon character? loony ass dork? 🪮🍂🍁🧹👌👌👌 👉👈🥺let me be mean🥺👉👈 😱😵💫🤏BITCH IS YOU DUMB???? PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE MEAN BACK TO YOU??? THAT IS WHAT BEING MEAN MEANS?????? LIKE?????? cry i guess????🤏😵💫😱 😁stop talking if you dont wanna be talked about, all i am saying😁 #Chairministrangling #VaguePosting #Wild 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
😀 again? 😀 🤦 ✋ 🤦 i am in the wrong motherfucking business, i could be creating generational wealth selling halfway decent hive security at this rate 🤦 ✋ 🤦 🤏 👌 a monthly subscription rate no less 👌 🤏 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #LockTheDoorsAndCloseTheBlindsOfABoss 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
✋✋✋👉all my love love luvvas to @theEmpress of beforus for recognizing the beforan importance of 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃👈✋✋✋ 😁😁😁few materials gleam as bright, conduct as richly, and attract advertantalizers nearly as quickly, it is practically a prerequisite to being taken at all seriously, like, genuinely, how do you just get by without gold? fascinating😁😁😁 🤏and the tweaks to culling? ugh!!!🤏 👌👌👌love what youve done with the place!!! SOOOOOOOOO much better than just straight up killing trolls for being different, ehhhh????👌👌👌 👉👈👋🌊annnnnnnywaves🌊👋👉👈 🚿🚿🚿hope i can shower a good time somedusk, maybe make one of my gold spinny badges, because i really just cant help myself🚿🚿🚿 #Chairministrangling #OutlandEmpire #RememberThoseWhoCameBeforus #BeforanOpportunityUpAndLeaves #WouldNotHesitateBeach #Goddamn 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
((Also I nearly forgot - it’s my birthday today! Wooooooo
Serenity under the stars. ✨ #xandramedia
𓆝selfie time!! #selfie https://file.garden/amabiqodswugfcjb/untitled30_20260722012608.png♆𖦹°‧
𓆝i should probably sleep soon.. but i am reely enjoying looking at peoples chits.♆𖦹°‧
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌💛💛💛back from a brief stabbatical💛💛💛🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 ✨💛👑 CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ EMERGENCY THOUGHT LEADERSHIP ALERT 👑💛✨ ✨💛💛👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 sorry ik im popping off today no filter✨!!! why the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK would someone fear mutuant lowblood abilities when those abilities are impossible to leverage otherwise??? telekinesis for construction?? telepathy for MARKET RESEARCH (imagine the FOCUS GROUPS!! AND MILITARY GRADE THINK TANKS)??) pyrokinesis for... well... rapid team restructuring?? 💛🔥💼👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆 🚀 THE CHARM$ SOLUTION 🚀 what if -- and hear me out bestie -- what if we 🙌didn't KILL them??🙌 what if we ✨INCUBATED✨ them?? special economic zones!!! favored caste nation status!!!! mutant-led startups!! "divergent thinking" consulting firms!! we could be the FIRST empire to leverage NEURODIVERGENT HEMOGLOBIN for competitive advantage!! 🧠💛 💼🪑the other empires are LAUGHING at us bestie!! they're saying "look at those Alternians, killing off their most INNOVATIVE assets because they're scared of a little DIFFERENCE!!" we're literally leaving MONEY on the TABLE and then BURNING THE TABLE!! when we could be FUCKING THEM OVER IT!??!?!?! 🔥🪑💼 #Chairministrangling #GoldBloodGrindset #MutantsHaveNoImitants #CannotDoWhatTheyCan #IfYouCantBeatEmHireEm #ImmutableMutants #LikeAMutant #HireAMutant #KissAMutantToday #BeBold #BeDifferent #NSFW #NotSafeForWorkplacePhotoOps #NotDyingOnMyWatch #OrDime ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
👉👈high key i will NEVER get over 👉👈 ⚠️ THE FFFFFFFFFFUCKING SHORT SIGHTEDNESS OF IMPERIAL POLICY ⚠️ 🤙the empress wants to cull them because she's running a CLOSED SYSTEM, bestie!!! she's got a SCARCITY MINDSET in an ABUNDANCE ECONOMY!! she's literally KILLING her own ROI because she's afraid of what she can't CONTROL!! 📉🚫 🙌🙌 mutants are NATURAL ENTREPRENEURS!! they have to be CREATIVE to survive!! they have HUSTLE baked into their DNA!! you think your average rust ( see @handMaid ) has that kind of ADAPTIVE RESILIENCE??? have ever had to do dickfuckall to stay alive???? no bestie, they're playing by the RULES while mutants are out here REWRITING the SOURCE CODE of survival!!!!!!!🙌🙌 #Chairministrangling #MutantsAreIrreplaceable #Grindsetting #GoldbloodGlitzAndGlam #IsPrettiestWithAllTheColors #GoldenHours 🟢✨ CHARMS is purchasing life short term insurlance policies for cujojito (jk i have a VPN bestie, i'm ALWAYS ENSURED)
✨💛👑 CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ EMERGENCY THOUGHT LEADERSHIP ALERT 👑💛✨ 👋👋👋bestie bestie BESTIE we need to have a SERIOUS conversation about ✨UNREALIZED MARKET POTENTIAL✨ because i have been crunching the NUMBERS (i love numbers, i literally doze off with a calculator in my ooze, i DREAM in spreadsheets 📊💭) and i am ready to drop a HOT TAKE that might get me CULLED by the PR department (joking!! ...mostly!!? mostly!!!) but i simply DO NOT CARE because i am BUILT DIFFERENTLY and i speak TRUTH to POWER even when power has a massive sword and a napole-yonic height complex, the cunt 🗡️💅 🧬 MUTANTS 🧬 here's the thing bestie, here's the ACTUAL WHOLE ASS thing, the empire is sitting on a GOLDMINE of untapped labor innovation and we are THROWING IT AWAY because someone in the old guard got SCARED of a little GENETIC VARIANCE?? 📉😤 mutants aren't a BUG bestie, they're a ✨FEATURE✨!! they're literally DISRUPTORS!! do you know what a limeblood could do with their special little flickery flamey quirks in the PHARMACEUTICAL space?? we're talking VERTICAL INTEGRATION with the medical industrial complex!!! MEDICTATORS WISH they had this kind of potential!!!! we're talking PATENTS!! we're talking EXCLUSIVE DISTRIBUTION RIGHTS!!!!! we are talking IMPOSSIBLE RETURNS 💉💰 #MutantsAreIrreplaceable #SpeciallyEconomically #DisruptTheHemospectrum #LimebloodLucious #SigmaSweeps #ChairministranglerThoughtLeadership #ProbShouldntCullMeImAnAssetClass #WhyShootOurselvesInTheFrondJusttoStickToOurGuns✨📊🐕 🟢✨ CHARMS is logging off before the drones get dispatched (jk i have a VPN bestie, i'm ALWAYS ONLINE)
👌🤏wow??? WOW??? okay???? OKAY!!! talk about bitty bulge energy, @handMaid !!!! remove all my badges? REMOVE ALL MY BADGES? you asked harmless sweet snuggleluvva special specs cutie eye @imJunior to REMOVE ALL MY BADGES?🤏👌 🙏are you fucking kidding me🙏 🤚🤚girl 🫱 🫱 👎👎👎i worked hard for my badges these are HOLDERS of my shares my likes my hates my pities and my mediates👎👎👎 👏organic👏hand-leveled👏authentically engaged👏entirely ground zero up👏no foundation👏industry unplanted👏 🤏and only SLIGHTLY nudged along by my alt hand(le)s🤏 🙏i make quality content the masses (over like 40+ REAL followers) produced entirely free to the unblinking attention and touch starved masses who gratefully engage and show me kindness unlike anything ive ever encountered in my lifes start to finish span (including the nondamara reading this ilusm omg hi bestie)🙏 🫰🫰🫰but for you to bitch and moan and whinge and whine and him and haw and she and shit until you get your way??? including involving junior???? junior cant remove badges!!! what did you expect him to just remove them from my account and reissue them? on a HIGH PAIN DAY when i CANNOT click them back easy???? which is exactly what he did???? wow just wow you are WORSE than the COWARD who doxxed me and ding dong ditched afterwards this is doing too much🫰🫰🫰 🤙hayyyy lil j @imJunior🤙 😁➰😁⭐🏆🌍🥂 grab this bitch's shameglobes and twist counterclockwise until she feels something worth a nomination to the shame golden globe awards⭐🏆🌍🥂 😁➰😁 🛑✋🚫🤏 hope you dont mind the pinch points, lil d! 🤏🚫✋🛑 👏⚠️ barring that idfk remove all of her fucking badges and replace each of them with a new instance of the caution toxic badge⚠️ 👏 #Chairministrangling #FuckYouMeanStepOnHim #EW??? #DIE???? #AsFuckingIF??????????#HoneyIKnowThoseKnockOffKicksHaveBeenTheSameGoddamnPairDocMartiniTinyGotYouOnAHolidayGoddamnPerigeesAgo #ARoewzeByAnotherLameWouldSmellJustAsDefeat #Ed #ByAnUnrulyAssRustbloodsSelfAmusedTapDancingFeet #YouReallyThoughtYouDidSomething #IfTheyGoLowIGoLower #SweepForThoseScrawnyAssCluckbeastLegs #Like #WTF #WTF!!!! #WTF!!!!!!!!!! #NSFW #BecauseYourAssIsUnhireable #NepogrubBabyBitch #ImJunior #Handmaid #HandMadeWithoutCare #HandJobWellDone #YouTargetedANeurodivulgeant #WhoSharedTooMuch #AboutTheGoodHeSeesInOthers #BodyHorror #GenitalTorture #BallTwisting #BallBusting #BallBeating #BadStuffHappeningToDamaraMegidoBalls #Violence #Gore #TimelineBeef #Drama #Vagueposting #Directposting #VengeancePosting #Strife 🔴😡 CHARMS is IRATE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE ROSE GOLD TROLL. ROEWZI CHARMS IS THE NAME. THE ONE WHO SEEMS TO MAKE THOSE SPINNY GOLD BADGES. I HAVE NEVER BEHELD THIS TROLL'S PRESENCE IN THE PAST AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAVE BEEN VIOLENTLY THROWN INTO THESE CLUTCHES. MY NOTIFICATIONS ARE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH THAT GOLDBLOODS MUG. THIS ALL IS TO SAY. WOW THIS TROLL IS AWESOME. READING THOSE CHITS IS KIND OF AN ASSAULT TO THE SENSES IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS: THERE IS ZERO LEVEL OF OFFENSE IN REGARDS TO WHAT I AM SENDING ROEWZI'S WAY. PURELY A MOTHERFUCKING STRONG LEVEL OF GREAT AWE AND BEDAZZLEMENT. ROEWZI IF YOU ARE READING THIS. KEEP UP THE GREAT MOTHERFUCKING WORK. HEEHAAHOOHOO.
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ WITH ANOTHER SHAMELESS SELF-PROMO 👑💛✨ 🫶only this time? its not my bad bitch self im repping🫶 🤏im only 🤏 like an 🤏 itty bitty 🤏 smidgen even 🤏 responsible 🤏 for this 🤏 🫵 compared to the downright cavernous mf ma screaming for inspiring mercifully masked jaws of one kaine touthe @twistedComedy 🫵 ✌️✌️✌️one more time for the back ✌️✌️✌️ 🫳🫳🫳 this is a downright ruthless far from toothless life ender, no pretender, snack snag offender, when they say taking candy from a grub better hope to high fuck this guy doesnt have his ganderbulbs peepin at it first because your arm is coming off with the same ease he snags that fuckin sugary goodness 🫳🫳🫳 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ please give a sugar sprinkled applause 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ 🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🔪🤡🦷to the dental damnation himself🦷🤡🔪🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷 🩸🦷💀the pregnant pause impregnator, the sweet scarfing sugar squanderer🦷💀🩸 🫴🫴without any further fangirly fanfare its THE SWEETROTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!🫴🫴 😁😁😁 you suuuuuure? im basically asking you to siiiit on me 😁😁😁 🤏like 🤏 if 🤏 i 🤏 were 🤏 this 🤏 big 🤏 🫵 compared to ur 'jigglemeat' as its been called🫵 🤞 here is to hoping more of you are next in the comms list🤞 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Psh #IgetPaidToHumbleMyself #AndStillBeInChargeOfPromo #CallThat #Micro #Management #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #KaineTouthe #TheSweetrot 🟡🪥 CHARMS is BUSY. BRUSHING TWICE NIGHTLY.
⚫🎩🖤🌑👑UH OH OH NO NEW PROMO - PRETTY BIG DEAL IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW!👑🌑🖤🎩⚫ 🫶YOU BET its not about my sovereign self🫶 🤏im only 🤏 like 🤏 technically 🤏 FRACTION of a finger 🤏 walking in 🤏 on this 🤏 utterly immaculate 🤏 english coronation 🤏 🫵 after all this event is entirely and only about @lordJack 🫵 ✌️✌️✌️one more time for the back ✌️✌️✌️ 🫳🫳🫳 we are talking about a catastrophic mf midnight ending maverick who decided REGICIDE was a starter grind like my guy walked into the PROSPITIAN THRONE ROOM like it was a Tuesday, snatched that RING like it was the last everything bagel at the meeting, didnt even ask if the toaster was in use, and COOKED, he fucking COOKED, he BAGEL BAKED and COOKED and now suddenly hes got FIRST GUARDIAN POWERS and ZERO chill to balance it out🫳🫳🫳 😁😁😁did you know his highlights? his glorious moments? even before his ascension? are some of the dark lord caliborn's greatest hits? he revisits them often and quietly leaving nothing but clawprints and taking nothing but lives of people too unimportant to be potent enough to remember😁😁😁 🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🔪🌑💀THE VOIDNOIR didn't just kill a KING, VOIDNOIR LORDJACK killed a KINGDOM. then another. then a WHOLE UNIVERSE. then ANOTHER ONE. just fucking because! VOIDNOIR LORDJACK is the entire midnight crew rolled into a dude who has need for nothing, waste all want not am i right???💀🌑🔪🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ the planetary pulverizer, the session slaughterer, the "oops i accidentally became the main antagonist through sheer hustle culture" himself👑 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ 🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🔪🌑👑he STABBED the HERO OF BREATH (left em breathless). he STABBED the HERO OF TIME (made sure he ran out of minutes). he STABBED the SEER OF LIGHT (didn't see that one coming huh bitch???). if you had a classpect and a pulse (and sometimes not even that!) my guy had a CULL IN THE WORKS for you!!!👑🌑🔪🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷 🩸🌑💀he's NOT-UNION-JACK under ANY circumstances💀🌑🩸 🫴🫴THE VOIDNOIR LORDJACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!🫴🫴 😁😁😁 ♠️what a HATETHROB, huh ladies? theydies? guys, gals, all other market demographically violence inclined pals?????? get em while theyre hot!!! which is ALLLLLLLLLLWAYS for THE VOIDNOIR LORDJACK!!!!♠️ 😁😁😁 🤞 here is to many more of you creepy crawly stand godly tallies keeping me up until the break of day🤞 #Dark #Chairministrangling #LikeALordjack #PityALordjack #MediateALordjack #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #TheVoidnoir #LordJack #NotUnionJack #VoidAllOtherTransactions #IneedToAffordThat #MidnightCoronation ⚫🎩 CHARMS is A NIGHT OWL AND A WISE BIRD TOO.
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CLOCKING IN to RISE + GRIND👑💛✨ 🫶rise and GRIND bestie another day another DOZEN zeroes to add to the net worth 🫶 💰🔥 ☀️ MORNING MANIFESTO ☀️ i don't say "good morning" i say "good MONEY"!! every sunrise is just nature's way of opening a new MARKET!! and you are SO worth 🌅📊 💼 PRE-MARKET MOVES 💼 already filed 4 shell corporations and downed an idc-amel macchiato #sononchalant BEFORE my skincare routine!! my pores are CLEARED and my liabilities are NULL!!! 💅✨ 🐾 CUJOJITO STATUS 🐾 even my barkbeast is doing his morning affirmations!! he said ARRGHHRARRGHGHHGHFFHFHHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFH ARF ARF ARF AR F AR F ARF ARF ARF which translates to "CUSTOMER SATISFACTION" in executive speak!! 🐕💎 🫵QUESTION FOR THE FEED🫵 what's your morning hustle ritual?? or are you still letting the MOONs dictate your schedule?? 🌙❌➡️☀️✅ remember: the early bird gets the MERGER!! 🐦💼 #Ministrangling #MorningGrind #GoldBloodRising #SigmaSunrise #ChairministranglerHours #CujojitoSaidGoodMorning #BestieGetUp 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
🫶 flaske flaske a hundred lines before your first backslash @dynamicFlowfields 🫶 🗣📢🔔📌when was the last time you got something truly special truly lovely truly youly you??? you work and you work and you work and you tirelessly work over this chittr dot ing place so goshdamn hard it makes me want to tear all my pretty young moisturized and conditioner pampered 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 hair out!!!! but not really because scalp treatments are so fucking pricy im really better off just screaming 📌🔔📣🚨 🥺👉👈 but thats why to commemorate the heaps upon heaps upon sweeps upon sweeps of our friendship in the making 😔👉👈 🤟i made this JUST for you! today 🤟 🤟WOULD be our anniversary🤟 🤟 if we had actually in fact met many sweeps ago somehow some way🤟 ✊👊 rock on bestie and enjoy your hard earned badge👊✊ #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #AnniversaWE #Commemorating0Sweeps #TheBigGooseEggHatched #ZilchNeverFeltSoFulfilling #ZeroedOutZeroes #BinaryButWeHaveNotHitAOneYet #MyFieldsAreFlowing #ButWithTears #AndSniffles #DynamicallyAlternating #BetweenBoth 🟡✨ CHARMS is BUSY BEING CHARMED BY FLASKE.
🫶 QUICK QUESTION? 🫶 👀 💫🎯⭐you ever seen one of these ELITE PREMIUM LUXURY ULTRA CLASS 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 COLOR badges? of course you have!!! everyone who is SOMEONE at least KNOWS someone with one of these bad bitch badges that spin an twirl all fancy⭐ 🎯💫 🥺👉👈 those are a ROEWZI CHARMS original...furnished generously for @caliBorn by my many capable hands 😔👉👈 🤟you are SO welcome btw and hopefully? some day? someone YOU know will ask me to make one for YOU!!!🤟 #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #YouCannotDenyABoss #BeenHere #DoingThat 🟢 CHARMS is LIE AND SPRAWLED BACK ON THEIR SIDE.
👍 asking me works actually 👍 📝✍️ got something in mind cutie? 📝✍️ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABossJustAskABoss #AskABossAnything 🟢 CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
👌okey dokey grab and choke me👌 🙂 your BRAND SPANKING NEW BADGE has been delivered courtesy of @imJunior delivery services and shipment co 🙂 😅i just make the badges i cant do last mile delivery its ASS on the joints😅 😁😁😁you are now the proud new owner of the 1/1 𝟏/𝟏 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐓😁😁😁 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #GOLDENSNOUT #𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐓 #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 #CharmsCharitableActs #CharmingIsntIt #CuteGoldLittleThang 🟢 CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
👌OF MY FACE? ON IT👌 🙂 my likeness is a little on the pricier side just fyi 🙂 🫵 but JUST FOR YOU the DISCOUNTED RATE of 4.9 MILLION +10% ppfc fee +35 Caegar arrested development tax + a modest nominal publicity fee + 45 caegar speaking fee + friend tax + surcharge for irregular materials sourcing + parts and labor + not including tip and/or gratuity (not the same thing) 🫵 💛 can be waved and ignored completely in favor of like...a compliment ✨ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 #ButSeriously #IsGoldOK #ImakeThingsInGold #ItsMyColor #ICanTryButNoPromises 🟢 CHARMS is AMAZED AT YOUR 💎EXPENSIVE TASTE💎.
👉 OMG STOP NO KONGAR YOU ARE THE CUTEST 👈 🫵 YOU CAN CALL ME SIR 🌟any time🌟 i just wanna curl up ur cutie patootie hair swirly and go OO OO AA🫵 🫵 cute boy to cute boy communicado 🫵 i want to be all up in ur monkey business you do mutual follows? i do mutual follows. you should mutual follow me 🫵 😁😁😁 like just saying monkey king 😁😁😁 😅 id love to swing with you vine or no vine😅 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #TopBanana #OrWhat 🟡🍌 CHARMS is ENGAGING IN MONKEY BUSINESS.
🫶 ohhhh bestie bestie BESTIE 🫶👀 UNF i'm getting some goddamn VISIONARY VIBES from this sales pitch!!! and WHAT A PARK CLEARING PITCH!!!!!! 🎯💫 🔥 THE BOARD HAS REVIEWED YOUR PROPOSAL and finds it : HOT SHIT 🔥 💧🫠 joining the STREAM?? i inVENTED going with the flow📈 thats LIQUIDITY PUSSY BABEY!!!!!! 💦💰 and i am ALWAYS liquid. schlurp! my assets flow like the waterfalls of golden light i bathe in every morning (imported from the ocean of my competitors' continually shed fucking tears) 🏖️😤 🐛 RE: THE BUG PROPOSITION 🐛 you want these prongs CURVING?? pinch pinch? snip snip?🦞 reaching into the EVER EXPANDING HORIZON?? bestie my prongs have ALREADY claimed the dawn!!! just this morning. patent pending but at least twelve proposals already cleared his honorable tyranny's slobbery ass jaws ☀️👑 i trademarked sunrise AT SWEEP 8 OF BEING ALIVE!!! 📅✨ you want some FRANCHISE WITH THAT?!!! 🔥💼 💼 COUNTER-OFFER 💼 ✋ 🛑SO🛑✋ i see POTENTIAL here!! 🌟 add me! DM me! like my posts! #LikeABoss! pity my posts! #PityABoss! idfc comment or whatever 🔑👑 but i will save you from melting down the drain alone whatever it takes load difficulty gap breached🚽✨ 🌊im not melting. not now not ever. these features are too cute to downsize. i would rather BE the TSUNAMI that buys out the beachfront property BEFORE it hits!!! you going with the flow im stirring? 🏖️💰 🫵 THE YUGLER 🫵 (respectfully alsoooo gender-ambiguous, love that for you, brand is brand!!! bland or otherwise) you have FLAVOR!! 🍭✨ but you're pitching COLLABORATION when you should be pitching ACQUISITION!! 📊⬆️ 📡 NEXT STEPS - DM DOMINATION 📡 send your coordinates (not for doxxing!! just for NETWORKING!! 🤝😉) to my IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO secure line!! 📞 ✨ cujojito barbisito barkbeastito 🐕 needs to sniff your vibes anyway!! security protocol!! 📈❄️ stay COOL!❄️📈 #GoldBloodGrindset #MoggingOnSillyDexes #ThinkBigger #SylladexMaxxing #✨👑💛 🟢 CHARMS is online.
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN 👑💛✨ 🫶just dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket🫶 🤑🔥 💼 EXECUTIVE POSITIONING 💼 Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) 📈💰 i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters 🐣✨ 🫵 have YOU got a business idea? 🫵 pitch it to me! 🫵 let's MERGE! 🫵 👤 BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX 👤 🫵 BYOB (be your own boss)🫵 💛 caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! ✨ 📊 hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) 💅 🎂 experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) 📊⬆️ 🏷️ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES 🏷️ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charms™ | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch 👏 these 👏 hands 👏) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) 💼 | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! 😉✨ 🐾 BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION 🐾 meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! ✨ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU 🫵 YOU 🫵 YOU ARE 🫵 GOOD PUBBYYYYYY 🫵 MY CHIHAAHAA!!! 🫵 🐕💎 MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! 💅). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!🔐✨ 📍 HEADQUARTERS LOCATION 📍 Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans 🏙️✨ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! 📊💫 (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!🤝🔒) 💡 ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY 💡 they call it "stealing" i call it ✨PARALLEL ECONOMICS✨ they say "diploma mill" i say ✨ALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALING✨ they claim "no liquidity" i say ✨INTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATION✨ "unregistered"? bestie i'm ✨PRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESS✨ "forgery"? that's just ✨PENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATION✨ "fraud"? i'm simply ✨MANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLY✨ 🌐 NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE 🌐 running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just ✨DECENTRALIZING✨ for the grind!! 📡💻 🔢 EXECUTIVE CODES 🔢 ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! 🍀) ✨👇⚡ THE BOTTOM LINE ⚡👇✨ 😤💅i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! 😤💅 #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.