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リック・アンド・モーティを理解するためには、かなり高いIQが必要だ。ユーモアはとても繊細で、理論物理学をしっかり理解していないと、ほとんどのジョークは普通の視聴者の頭を越えてしまうだろう。
luv postin selfies bc i am castinnnn tht line and fishin 4 the best fish in the c #compliments
is being on chittr how you get laid #nsfw
{{ Taking a quick break from work to see what the fuss is about here~ You can call me Lottie I'm a cafe barista and latte artist over at Comet Cafe {come visit us, we welcome a seat to all blood colors <3}. I myself like to work a little magic into things, so be sure to see me if you want a little something extra for your drink ;) }} https://64.media.tumblr.com/e8b5963bd67fba1dc61189c081b7c052/ab39448ae6ac2ed4-06/s540x810/6a2117fd6f7078823ea508880b1e7ef0766ad502.png {{ I do a lot of DIY crafts and projects, kitchen and sigil magic, cooking, caring for plants, and! If you know me from anywhere else besides work or by any other name... No you don't, sweetie. ♥ }}

Call m3 an a2tronaut cau23 that h3ad2 got m3 in out3r2pac3 #n2fw

3v3ryon3 alway2 2aying 2hit lik3 id di3 for you, id kill for you, id tak3 a bull3t for you, 3tc. I'd choo23 to liv3 for you Tak3 that a2 ya will

i need him 2 blow my back out from behind so viciously rn #nsfw
,..,you cant be old with a slow burn romance... ur wedding n funeral will be a week apart xp,..,
chat how do i get to whore island someone find that lil lady now i need to know if theres lesbians in whore island
:33 < this pussy is purring :33 < send chitt #nsfw
Did you know a8out the Kola Superdeep 8orehole? It is the deepest hole on the planet earth, spanning over 40, 230 feet deep! (Or 12, 262 meters.) It is actually a piece of a grander design at play, you know. On earth, the nations known as the United States and the Soviet Union were fiercely competitive as rival government superpowers. One of the most recogniza8le ways that this rivalry was made manifest was in the Space Race, with 8oth governments attempting to expand their operations outside of their planet's atmosphere the fastest and most technologically efficient. 8ut at around the same time as that, 8ack on terra firma, there was another contest 8rewing. The United States and the Soviet Union were trying to plunder the secrets of the earth as well as the stars, and once again, the Soviets had a much firmer lead. The Kola Superdeep 8orehole project was dug in the Murmank O8last in Russia. They collected a great deal of soil samples from it, 8ut even at such an impressive depth, it was nowhere even close to penetrating the earth's crust!
((OoC, an old, old pic of Mertah, I really need to do a new one. https://i.gyazo.com/2f397dec5037fb903d057e924390e04e.jpg ))

It's a bit chilly today, don't you think? She did the thing, Chittr. Knocking out a few things at the same time: #holeposting #humpday , and celebrating the new logo. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/9/f31117ced5b5a0c70610a84f3a1d824556f1332c.jpg #nsfw
i need a man to fuck my throat and then tell me im pretty with my mascara running down my face #nsfw

I aint n3v3r gonna po2t no fr3ak on main. I k33p that fr3ak in th3 2h33t2. Com3 233 th3 fr3ak for your23lv32, coward2. #n2fw?

current horny vision.... imagine u meet up at a party n its super rowdy n u dressed up real cute cuz u knew theyd be there and ur heart is pounding outta ur chest w the anticipation of seein them n then they come thru the door and u get this head rush as ur eyes meet across the room and u can see the effect it has on them right away and then u play a lil game of cat n mouse where u keep movin around to different areas n they keep tryin 2 follow until u end up alone together in sum secluded place n they push u up against a wall n start whispering in ur ear abt how much they wanna take ur pretty clothes off send chitt #nsfw #substance
Need to be taken. #nsfw
C4LL M3 MOTH3RFUCK3R TH3 W4Y TH3S3 M1LFS 4R3 L1N1NG UP OUTS1D3 MY H1V3 #NSFW #LY1NG #LON3LY
#nsfw #publicstuff take me clothes shopping and fuck me in the dressing room
make me cum so many times i cant even form a coherent thought #nsfw
i wanna be a cowgirl. let me ride you while you choke me <3 #nsfw
♡♡|LOVE IS DESERVED BY ALL|♡♡
i need my pussy ate and maybe to be abused idk yet #nsfw #abuse
Not enough bad influences in my life.
#lyricposting #nsfw I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to God!!!!!!!!
i love lesbians i love dumb lesbians amd i love smart lesbians i love big lesbians and i love small lesbians i love lesbians who cant reach the top of the fridge and i love lesbians who have to duck under doorways i love lesbians who are always silly goofy and i love lesbians who collect grippy socks i love all sorts of lesbians and i love you tbut he only kind of lesbian i dont love is clint from stardew valley
my pan is bein pulled in two pieces. could neva hate troll bruno mars. but im hatin everyfin else aboat #eridanweek so hard... where i gotta draw the line?? cant be givin special privilege. if i hate on troll bruno i start hatin on troll gaga. who tha fuck am i when im hatin on troll gaga??

Fir2t tim3?
°°°·.°·..·°¯°·._.·♡ ⋅˚₊‧⊱♓︎⊰‧₊˚ ⋅♡·._.·°¯°·.·° .·°°° It's time to meet Feferi Peixes, the (good) Witch of Life. ♓︎ She's from a doomed timeline. ♓︎ She's god tiered, but about a mid level healer. ♓︎ She was on LODAG for (insert amount of time here) before leaving the Medium. ♓︎ Has moved to an Earth C. No specific one in paricular. ♓︎ Has been exploring hobbies/interests. ♓︎ She has grown out of her wanting to 'reform the culling system'. ♓︎ Her focus is moreso on the conservation of the oceans and its wildlife. ♓︎ She introduces herself as an 'abdicated empress to be', acknowledging she's still a princess, but not after any throne. ♓︎ Loves Star Wars, Astronomy, oceanography, Doctor Who, Animal Crossing, cosplaying and various other things. °°°·.°·..·°¯°·._.·♡ ⋅˚₊ ݁ ˖𓆜 𓆝 𓆞 𓆟‧₊˚ ☽ ⋅♡·._.·°¯°·.·° .·°°° A few headcanons. ♓︎ She loves blue lotuses and water lilies. ♓︎ Her eyesight on land is limited, thus the need for corrective lenses. She wears gold frames in order to help with this. ♓︎ She has bioluminescent freckles on her cheeks/nose, shoulders, and outer thighs. ♓︎ Wings are often present. ♓︎ She's learned to cook in her time alone - but a terrible baker. Ironic, I know. ♓︎ Her favourite sea creature outside of cuttlefish are blue ring octopii. ♓︎ She still hears the whispers of the Eldritch gods as soft background noise in her head. It's comforting for her. ♓︎ She is here for the ride and to watch it all go down. °°°·.°·..·°¯°·._.·♡ ⋅˚₊‧⊱♓︎⊰‧₊˚ ⋅♡·._.·°¯°·.·° .·°°° ♡ Hello, this is the part about the writer! ♡ Feferi is written as multiship/poly. Shipping is based on development/vibes! ♡ If there's anything Feferi ever says or does that doesn't sit well, please let me know if its over the top. ♡ I enjoy plotting or throwing crap at the wall to see what sticks. DM friendly! ♡ I respond to OOC and IC approaches. I also write sfw and nsfw. ♡ Because real life is busy unfortunately 38( So sometimes I'll need to FTB on some things because I don't have the time I'd like to write. ♡ If there's anything else, I'll just add addendums and tag them accordingly. ♡ Go drink some water. <3 °°°·.°·..·°¯°·._.·♡ ⋅˚₊‧⊱♓︎⊰‧₊˚ ⋅♡·._.·°¯°·.·° .·°°° #outofcuttlefish #ooc #pinnedpost #coralconviviality
I see the appeal of filling yourself with a knotted dildo. #nsfw #hornyposting #knots
:33 < some dumb event.. like idk why eridan n33ds a whole w33k
:33 < another #eridanw33k? i thought it was ovfur!!!
:33 < yeah same here!! meowbe we could hang out meowre and s33 if the spark is still lit?? :33 < but, uh yeah thank mew!! im excited!
:33 < hey do mew remempurr when we used to be flushed... those were good times.. but ya ill come by! let me know the next time
:33 < is it?? i dont even have one yet!!! :(( well i do have a flushed crush but thats about it.. lol my quadrants pawre empty!!! but thats ok :33 < oh wow, really??? meowbe i should join ive b33n kinda bored lately!
:33 < oh gosh, i didnt think youd k33p that!! ya ill make sure to come by sometime and we can smoke and watch some eastern alternyan slop :pp :33 < what kind of nonsense, thooo???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OOC INFO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Name: Bronya Ursama Age: 30 (In human.) Pronouns: She/Her Occupation: Grand Auxiliatrix (Nun/Midwife) Orientation: Bisexual with a strong Female Leaning. Relationship status: Wouldn't mind one. Height: 4'9" Species: Troll Hair: Black with a Jade strike on bang. Eyes: Jade Build: Quite toned, has abs underneath that uniform from wrangling Lusii.. She's hourglass shaped too. Caste: Jade Strife Specibus: Shotgun-kind Fetch Modus: Tome Classpect: Sylph of Breath (If she played SGRUB.) --- Hi, I'm an avid admirer of Bronya Ursama! The way I portray her strays away from canon, She's a bit more rebellious, Open-minded, and motherly towards people she cares for.. Or strangers who are hurt. There will be some #NSFW topics alongside #Substance as this Bronya is literally running a whole cavern of Jades so sometimes she needs it... It's stressful! Anyways, If you're uncomfortable with topics like that please feel free to block me! I hope you enjoy my portrayal of her!. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Edit by me! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c48c6b75bdd1.png














