♦ pitied by @tantamountGnostalgic
i shoulder check people on the sidewalk because going out of my way to step aside is submissive and gay.
I'm getting jumped by fucking striders.
The Dave star is here. This also targets Dirk's because I hate the fucker but the Dave star has a better ring to it. It's still under construction but still fuck all you striders. https://i.postimg.cc/qMWF51Zm/Screenshot-20260611-082231.png
What A Day.
😔
Because the dramatics leading up to your profile change are a little bit of whiplash and maybe somewhat silly.
Don't have it.
Fun time to check in on my Chittr timeline. Might be a morbid thing to say, but I'm not all too surprised.
sometimes i wish she'd enter somewhere else than my mind. #vaugeposting #suggestive #nsfw
(\ /) { #torbekweek } i have been incapacitated by torbek again. (he has curled up with his head in my lap again. i can't move.)
its only 1pm iam so fucked oh man this.was a horrible idea lmao. #substances
Mo+irail appreciatio+n night is upco+ming but I have no+ issues will celebrating early.
the beard is real by the wway i simply destroyed the fakeness a my hypothetical face bristles immediately depleted that fakeness meter like it wwas nothin just one a my many powwers #mypowwers
hheyy pretty
Happy #wetyaoiday. This one's for the homie @cryhoundColortura. [An image is uploaded to the chitt. In the center of the it., body on display as previously promised, is the form of one Dirk Strider, kneeled on the hardwood floor as water pools on the ground around him. The usual anime spikiness of his hair is reduced to something better described as a mullet with the wetness weighing it down. Silvery white bangs fall against his face, framing the sharp line of his jaw and the sharper edge of his shades. Below the neckline, the collar of his shirt is fisted in one hand, pulling it back just enough to tease the line of his clavicle — not that it's necessary, what with the thin white fabric of his T-shirt made nigh transparent by the water, revealing the pale skin pressed tightly against the apparel. There's very little left to the imagination, especially considering the rest of him. His tits bulge against the restraints of the tight-fitting fabric, the supple fat fervently rebelling against the soaked cloth. The muscles lining his arms strain similarly against the taut sleeves in a gasping bid for any semblance of oxygen afforded by the drenched fabric. If there's anything to ever come out of Dirk's mouth that can be claimed as true, it's that this chitt is undoubtedly, in fact, hornybait.]
Since the guy who'd rank as my first choice for #wetyaoiday is currently unavailable, the masses of Chittr will be granted the exclusive experience of seeing an altogether different sexy motherfucker on display. Usually, most people would have to pay for the viewing (onlyfans.com/dirkstrider), so consider yourselves uniquely fortunate for the holiday cheer inciting it. Stay tuned for more later. P.S: No, the incident with the sword was not an "exclusive experience." It was a bet #gonewrong, #gonesexual.