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⚇ Letters to the Empress 73:52 ⚇ "Now I ain't wanna hear your bitching on this, respectfully, my Empress. These clownverts want in on the miracle shit. You know what I say? I say let them come in. Let them view this shine and sparkle they wouldn't have had otherwise. Messiahs didn't just make purplebloods, they made all Alternia's grubs. Also, I'M the Grand Highblood and what I say about church IS WHAT MOTHERFUCKIN' GOES FOR CHURCH!" Unfortunately, the Grand Highblood that wrote this was executed for it. Not before the admission of clownverts was canonized tho :8) ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
finished wiTh The early morning sermon, iT was someThing of immaculaTe proporTions To say The leasT. amisia goT real Tired Though afTer, had To carry The liTTle lady back home To resT. lasT picTure of The day, This goT's a gal quiTe worked up, makes me need To work off This, er... Tension. while lefT To my own vices. epiphany of The chosen 9:14: "shed your woes as you march forTh Through The carved and bloodied wake you have made, for a moTherfucker shall reap The rewards of Their mangling, and in doing so, shall reach enlighTenmenT and redempTion." hTTps://cdn.imgchesT.com/files/d3865e3bb9a8.jpg
if were keeping This poor sap alive, may as well make Them snap a downrighT righTeous picTure of The sermon, righT? even if she doesn'T appreciaTe The preaching as much as i do, shes sTill always a cuTie. :o) hTTps://cdn.imgchesT.com/files/d361d88d94e6.jpg
Cooling off. :) [Art: 0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines] #nsfw just in case. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15946ea7f977.jpg

I crave biscuits Ones shaped like bones preferably

Confession: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

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