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Okay, to get this out of the way, this guy is VERY much heavily based on Spamton, but he’s not Spamton! He used to be something of a hotshot telemarketer back in his day, but he was on course to get helmed. Wanting to avoid that, he expended a whole lot of his psychic energy at once and ended up with voidrot, though he does his best to hide it. Now he’s a used car salesman, and not nearly as successful as he was in his youth. He still likes to put on the veneer of someone successful, but he’s not doing so well monetarily. He’s a washed up old man trying his best to appear as anything but. He knows his first name isn’t the greatest, so he prefers to go by Biz. He’s also gay and in denial about it, but that’s a whole different can of worms. He’s quadless, but talks a big game about how much he could score if he wanted to. He also frequently turns to alcohol to numb himself. There will be mention of #substances and the occasional #nsfw. He is awful and I hate him (<3) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f5253d7c9d9.jpeg
bonus #wizard post!!!!!!!! 🪄🪄🪄🪄 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bab92c8bd961.jpg
Learned you could block tags. Not sure what NSFW means but I'm gonna stop seein those. Eeyup.
the aforementioned tiddy (+ bulge) repost 😇💅 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/190ac99dacd6.png
[🐻🐦]I'm trying out she/her pronouns gyuck
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Anyone willingly going swimming is certifiably fucked up. For recreation? Shit, dude. Why not just invite the creatures to get you.
🩷 - repost the cool tiddy pic :) ♠️ - eff u rox i dont wanna see ur tidbies >:( ♦️ & ♣️ - other (comment below #nsfw
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aight since everyone else is #nsfw postin i’ll get in on it just this once oh n #nsfc while i’MM here okay so i’ve said before i ain’t really feel any desire to pail n that’s still true but ion MMind havin MMy face sat on all that MMuch i can MMake MMy partner feel good n not have to be touched MMyself if i ain’t want so it’s a pretty solid solution for MMe n also soMMethin soMMethin MMicahh loves eatin joke i can’t be assed to fully MMake right now