Rose Lalonde
@tentacleTherapist
🔮A human girl with opinions. A lot of them.🔮 Come hither for all the sage psychoanalysis one could dream.
My word of the day is zenzizenzizenzic, which is a term for the eighth power of a number. Perhaps some of our residential Serkets will enjoy this one.
im beset by dark and foreboding energies. something bad is coming
This is an interesting chitt, considering I was just called upon to read your fortune.
-^@tentacleTherapist #askorbie Tell Orbie its name f∇cking blows.^-
It sounds like you really want his attention. Is this a pale or calignous solicitation to my crystal ball? I can pass it on for you.
Only if you’re certain. Shame, he would have been good for you.
rose’s word of the day is blennophobia apparently, which is what i am going to start calling ghostbuster haters. blennophobes.
@lipstickThesbian Leave it to an alternate version of me to have a child just like you. This, as my good friend Jade would probably say, “totally rules!!!!”. Anyway. My crystal ball detects some silliness in your future in the form of bowling shoes, dish soap, and a very slippery linoleum floor. My advice; Alchemize some cleats and some elbow pads. Good luck with your theatre tech endeavors, sort-of-daughter. #askorbie for more via my pinned, dear readers.
Thank you for the warning sort-of mother ...But for the record I'm not a woman Nor a daughter They/them
Atta they. You correct those pronouns, just like we allegedly would have taught you to do.
@thespianTestified A distant ecto-sibling once told me that forgiving the sins of our forebearers is the just thing to do. Orbie and I, however, say fuck that shit. Well, I say that. Orbie here says that you have made the decision on the path that is your truth. He would, admittedly, also say this if you had chosen a different path; thus is the great twist of life. Your truth is always the correct one, your True North, and your fortune today simply tells you to seek solace in that. I know it’s hard. It is hard for me too, with my own guardian. #askorbie for more via my pinned, dear readers.
Thank you. I really needed to hear that, today.
Due to @carbolicGalvanologist ‘s colorful language (see: PALPABLE BEZOAR OF DREAD), I have decided that his fortune should be at the front of the queue, if only because his request gave me my own palpable bezoar of dread in my digestion sac. Twinning. Karkat, you’re a natural-born leader, but you certainly do not need anyone telling you that. Or, perhaps you do? Maybe it’s just my intuition, but your foundations are shaken every time you attempt to prove yourself. It is hard for you to believe in yourself, even when others look to you in the eleventh hour. Just a hunch, but I would take this not-so-lightly, considering my intuition is my whole thing. The validation feels good though, surely. And it should; I mean it when I say you were created to be a leader. Which leads me to the prediction. This game show you’re partaking in is going to be extremely challenging on your psyche. Take care of yourself as much as you take care of your teammates, or risk losing it all. It would be a shame to see that. You still have a chance to turn the outcome Orbie showed me around. In the words of a one Hella Jeff: youve got to flip it TURNWAYS That is all. Best of luck, Karkat. *Should the reader wish to have their fortune read, please refer to my original post.*
UGH. THIS IS SO AFFIRMING AND INSIGHTFUL THAT IT HURTS. FUCK YOU, LALONDE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR OBSEQUIOUS COLD-READING DISGUISED AS SORCERY. BEZOAR DISINTEGRATED. I'LL DO MY BEST.
I know you will do all of us proud. I am glad my reading could be a digestif.
My word of the day is acultomancy: the process of divination using needles. Knitting needles in my case. Anybody else have some words I can add to my phrontistery?
transmolecularization
Yes, Jill, in fact they are. I would expect you to know that, given that you’re an embellished bookworm.
you can do that? im a taillor and a seer... hmm......
perhaps! allthough im not god tiered, nor llearned in the mystic arts, so i worry id fall behind you as my future sight is rather unrefined
In that case, maybe I could act as a tutor myself. I tend to be pretty in tune with the Sight, as it were. Either way, waving around our silly needles and chanting seems like an exciting afternoon.
that sounds nice! i coulld use hellp grapplling with the unplleasant nature of the... idk what to call them. allmost llike deeplly uncomfortablle, instinctuall sense of dread that my cllasspect gives me. i appreciate your offer.
You can DM me anytime to expand further. I’m intrigued on the topic of dread.
if any1 wants to jion the wizard lake campin trip just aks so i can get ur tickets
My brother’s comment about bitches with tarot cards inspired me toward a terrible fit of charity. Whoever would like their fortune read, simply sign below. I can feel all of your energies from here, and it would probably do us all a great justice to see it done.
A DENSE, PALPABLE BEZOAR OF DREAD SITS AT THE BOTTOM OF MY DIGESTION SAC UPON READING THIS. BUT I'VE NEVER KNOWN YOU TO SUCK AT YOUR STUPID, EDGY, PROGNOSTICATIVE BULLSHIT. DO IT.
I will take this as only the highest of compliments. Not to worry Mr. Vantas, you’re first on my list when I regain my psychic energy.
Hm. I think I am going to create a hashtag for my readings. #askorbie . Orbie is the name of my crystal ball.
He says, “hello what’s shakin’ baby”. I do not approve of the colloquialism.
I Wouldnt Either I Mean Im Sure He Can Tell That Im An Adult I Consider That To Be A Highly Egregious Example Of Solecism From An Orb
It appears you are not in fact an infant. I will recalibrate him.
Thank You For The Timely Orb Recalibration Please #AskOrbie How Hes Doing In My Stead Later If You Would