Rose Lalonde
@tentacleTherapist
๐ฎA human girl with opinions. A lot of them.๐ฎ Come hither for all the sage psychoanalysis one could dream.
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The word of the day is doloriferous, which means bearing grief or pain. Like I do at the sight of some of your chits, readers.
i am currently very doloriferous :)
The word of the day is hippomancy, which is divination by the use of horses. Not hippopotamus, interestingly. Can anyone tell me how one would commit such divination acts? Consider me curious. #maplehoof.
This is just like my word of the day toilet paper john got me.
This admission is entirely expected, both of you to receive and use such a gift, and for John to have given it to you. Is it at least three-ply?
ha ha! oh wow. what was your word of the day dude? and yes rose it is three ply.
Well no but this way i actually get to learn three words a day.
You have been lied to my friend. And todays word was agnotology.
Agnotology (formerly agnatology) is the study of deliberate and culturally cultivated ignorance or doubt. Extremely apt considering the site were hosting this conversation on.
Long time, no see, Chittr. But you see, #orbie is calling to me, so I must answer. He is dying to read your fortunes.
wtf is orbie
oh ok sweet. whats my fortune say
My word of the day is zenzizenzizenzic, which is a term for the eighth power of a number. Perhaps some of our residential Serkets will enjoy this one.
im beset by dark and foreboding energies. something bad is coming
This is an interesting chitt, considering I was just called upon to read your fortune.
-^@tentacleTherapist #askorbie Tell Orbie its name fโcking blows.^-
It sounds like you really want his attention. Is this a pale or calignous solicitation to my crystal ball? I can pass it on for you.
Only if youโre certain. Shame, he would have been good for you.
roseโs word of the day is blennophobia apparently, which is what i am going to start calling ghostbuster haters. blennophobes.
@lipstickThesbian Leave it to an alternate version of me to have a child just like you. This, as my good friend Jade would probably say, โtotally rules!!!!โ. Anyway. My crystal ball detects some silliness in your future in the form of bowling shoes, dish soap, and a very slippery linoleum floor. My advice; Alchemize some cleats and some elbow pads. Good luck with your theatre tech endeavors, sort-of-daughter. #askorbie for more via my pinned, dear readers.
Thank you for the warning sort-of mother ...But for the record I'm not a woman Nor a daughter They/them
Atta they. You correct those pronouns, just like we allegedly would have taught you to do.
@thespianTestified A distant ecto-sibling once told me that forgiving the sins of our forebearers is the just thing to do. Orbie and I, however, say fuck that shit. Well, I say that. Orbie here says that you have made the decision on the path that is your truth. He would, admittedly, also say this if you had chosen a different path; thus is the great twist of life. Your truth is always the correct one, your True North, and your fortune today simply tells you to seek solace in that. I know itโs hard. It is hard for me too, with my own guardian. #askorbie for more via my pinned, dear readers.
Thank you. I really needed to hear that, today.
Any time you need another pick-me-up,you know who to call.
Due to @carbolicGalvanologist โs colorful language (see: PALPABLE BEZOAR OF DREAD), I have decided that his fortune should be at the front of the queue, if only because his request gave me my own palpable bezoar of dread in my digestion sac. Twinning. Karkat, youโre a natural-born leader, but you certainly do not need anyone telling you that. Or, perhaps you do? Maybe itโs just my intuition, but your foundations are shaken every time you attempt to prove yourself. It is hard for you to believe in yourself, even when others look to you in the eleventh hour. Just a hunch, but I would take this not-so-lightly, considering my intuition is my whole thing. The validation feels good though, surely. And it should; I mean it when I say you were created to be a leader. Which leads me to the prediction. This game show youโre partaking in is going to be extremely challenging on your psyche. Take care of yourself as much as you take care of your teammates, or risk losing it all. It would be a shame to see that. You still have a chance to turn the outcome Orbie showed me around. In the words of a one Hella Jeff: youve got to flip it TURNWAYS That is all. Best of luck, Karkat. *Should the reader wish to have their fortune read, please refer to my original post.*
UGH. THIS IS SO AFFIRMING AND INSIGHTFUL THAT IT HURTS. FUCK YOU, LALONDE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR OBSEQUIOUS COLD-READING DISGUISED AS SORCERY. BEZOAR DISINTEGRATED. I'LL DO MY BEST.
I know you will do all of us proud. I am glad my reading could be a digestif.
My word of the day is acultomancy: the process of divination using needles. Knitting needles in my case. Anybody else have some words I can add to my phrontistery?
transmolecularization
are all of those real words?
Yes, Jill, in fact they are. I would expect you to know that, given that youโre an embellished bookworm.
you can do that? im a taillor and a seer... hmm......
perhaps! allthough im not god tiered, nor llearned in the mystic arts, so i worry id fall behind you as my future sight is rather unrefined
In that case, maybe I could act as a tutor myself. I tend to be pretty in tune with the Sight, as it were. Either way, waving around our silly needles and chanting seems like an exciting afternoon.
that sounds nice! i coulld use hellp grapplling with the unplleasant nature of the... idk what to call them. allmost llike deeplly uncomfortablle, instinctuall sense of dread that my cllasspect gives me. i appreciate your offer.
You can DM me anytime to expand further. Iโm intrigued on the topic of dread.