Rose Lalonde
@tentacleTherapist
🔮A human girl with opinions. A lot of them.🔮 Come hither for all the sage psychoanalysis one could dream.
I cannot in good conscience allow Dave to name his cat broccoli cheese soup.
um what the flip its already happened too late jackass also he fucking loves it
The word of the day is doloriferous, which means bearing grief or pain. Like I do at the sight of some of your chits, readers.
The word of the day is hippomancy, which is divination by the use of horses. Not hippopotamus, interestingly. Can anyone tell me how one would commit such divination acts? Consider me curious. #maplehoof.
instead ꙮf a crystal ball, yꙮu pꙮnder a hꙮrse. it's just that simple. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
This is just like my word of the day toilet paper john got me.
This admission is entirely expected, both of you to receive and use such a gift, and for John to have given it to you. Is it at least three-ply?
ha ha! oh wow. what was your word of the day dude? and yes rose it is three ply.
Well no but this way i actually get to learn three words a day.
Agnotology (formerly agnatology) is the study of deliberate and culturally cultivated ignorance or doubt. Extremely apt considering the site were hosting this conversation on.
@karmaDagger , #askorbie tells me that a shower is in your future. And if it isn’t, then it needs to be. Also, check your mailbox for a package. I do not have the faintest idea of its contents. Perhaps grooming products.
shiiit your orb is right, i dont think i showered last night. dont have a mailbox though so -5 point's. but +10 point's cause mention of grooming product's made me think of dog grooming
Long time, no see, Chittr. But you see, #orbie is calling to me, so I must answer. He is dying to read your fortunes.
The word of the day is criticaster, which is a petty and inferior critic. A type of individual I have recently had the misfortune of encountering a little too close for comfort.
I'm more than familiar myself.
Oh, chittr, how I missed thee.
c< we Missed yOu as well >c
I have had such a busy day that I almost forgot my word of the day completely. Have a flummadiddle, for your trouble.
@cesarianAqueduct My, my, what a fortune you have yourself here. It is incredible, really, how you have somehow managed to predict your own fate. I was meditating on the visions Orbie was sending me, and I couldn’t figure it out; what did black ink, horses, and death have to do with anything? And then, I saw it. See your own words below from just 24 hours ago: “i eat a hoofbeast wwe lock eyes i squirt ink blotches into your face in defense and in your confusion you die” I have to say, I’m impressed. But who is the victim of such a crime? I’m afraid I don’t know. All I can offer is a rendition of the vision I saw in my orb. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c6ec6e40da.jpg #askorbie
@fondlyRegarding To inspect a pickle is truly an honourable task, and one that shouldn’t be taken for granted. It is a big dill, after all. You will soon come across a pickle during your inspections that will seem normal to many; to you, however, you will clock it for what it is. A Trojan horse meant to deliver arsenic to an unsuspecting Droog! Oh, the agony. It will be a perfectly good pickle, too. For shame. You must make sure that it never crosses his lips. #askorbie
This is useful foreknowledge. Thank you, Miss Rose and Orbie.
I shall now continue my routine of asking Orbie all of your fortunes. Fasten your seatbelts.
The word of the day is fandangle, which means pretentious tomfoolery. I find this word to be quite fitting to my mood today.
That last fortune really took it out of me, dear readers. Orbie is so reliable — “You know that I ain't bragging, she's a real pussy wagon” — but John Travolta’s smug grin is inspiring me to go and see if one of my braver and more idiotic brethren would let me spectate a Scientology run. The quotes are lyrics to Grease Lightning, by the way. Send Chitt.
@aeneasCaldarium Hark, the dark foreboding energy you feel is now upon you. Fear not, however, for though it is the eleventh hour, it’s not too late. Sort of. Gaze into this jpeg of my crystal ball and notice the ink blot. What do you see? Very telling, based on your answer. It’s systematic. It’s hydromatic. Why, it’s… https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50d7e5ce5316.jpeg
its... its greased lightning, isnt it? its... ultramatic, its... oh no... oh no...
@adiosToreador Your next FLARP is going to be truly epic, Orbie tells me. It truly will be akin to a gigantomachy in scale, a war between giants and gods through a proxy body, and you will have your work cut out for you. Also, Terezi said she would be down to play in it, but that isn’t part of the fortune. She just let me know. Exciting news. #askorbie ; my apologies for the delay. The Gift comes when it wants.
Y3S!!!!! 1T W1LL B3 4 G1G4NTOWH4T3V3R SH3 S41D
oH, nEAT! i LIKE PLAYING WITH, tEREZI, tHANKS!
@surlyTabloid Your attempt at cooking something malicious was successful, not just in the immediate gratification (or disgust) I am sure you experienced whilst eating it. In the next week, you will begin experiencing… interesting symptoms. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. #askorbie ; my apologies for the delay. The Gift comes when it wants.
@apocalypseArisen Orbie is asking me how your brothel plans are going? He says that, if left unchecked, it could mean a large sum of boondollars being stolen from a safe in your wardrobe, heist-style, complete with bandits in striped mime outfits and masks. You love an adventure, though, so perhaps this is fortuitous. #askorbie ; my apologies for the delay. The Gift comes when it wants.
@fatallyForever Apologies for such a late reading. It seems like I will be issuing a lot of such apologies shortly, but you happen to be my first victim. That being said, I consulted Orbie of your fate, and… I have to admit, it isn’t looking optimistic. You’re a helmsman, destined for a life of servitude. It’s unfortunate, really, but fear not; there is somebody that may come into your future to keep you company (who isn’t a horrible tyrant). Look out for a Jadeblood who may fulfill that role. #askorbie is back, everyone. Again, apologies for such a delay. The Gift comes when it wants, it seems.
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My word of the day is zenzizenzizenzic, which is a term for the eighth power of a number. Perhaps some of our residential Serkets will enjoy this one.
I am, still in fact, working through those fortune telling requests. You all seemed to have been pretty enthusiastic about them, so I promise I will deliver, however late to the party Orbie will be in the end.
you got this rosie!!!! knock them dead!! or draw them uh..... blind!!!! or something like that!