Rose Lalonde
@tentacleTherxpist
Alternate timeline Rose. Bisexual. She/Her. //Mun is multishipper!
Self portrait. :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77235bc124fa.png ((Draw by me!))
I had such an off day. Oh dear Chittr users, please tell me about your lovely days so I may live vicariously through you.
spent the afternoon cafe hoppin w my version of rose (wer on a quest 2 find tha best cappuccino in town), after that i went home n took a nap before headin 2 a party in a cute outfit (im currently ditchin said party)
1 W4S M3D14T1NG SOM3 CL13NTS, M3T J1NX FOR LUNCH. GOT THROWN THROUGH 4 W1NDOW BY 4 CL13NT 4FT3R N3GOT14T1ONS W3NT K1ND OF B4D 4ND NOW 1'M 4T H1V3 F1LL1NG OUT 1NC1D3NT R3PORTS.
Y34H 1M GOOD 1TS 4LL COOL JUST GOT SOM3 GL4SS 1N M3, 1T W4S ONLY 4N 1NT3RN4L W1NDOW
Sighs wistfully as I sit by a cozy book nook, looking out of my window at the rain with some form of deep longing that leaves me looking somber. #Yearning
Book nook. :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37d288fde823.jpg
Oh that's very nice. Thanks for showing off your nook, it's beautifully decorated. Very neat and tidy.
I will tire of bamboozled Alternians realizing the words they use for lurid topics have broader meanings Of course humans also go crazy about the words shaft and thrust So maybe it is truly universal
Feeling cute, may delete later. #Suggestive ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f138ebecfcf8.jpg
rose you're so pretty !!!! please don't delete later
Thank you, Jade. I appreciate the kind words. :) Perhaps I'll reconsider and leave it up.
ST4R1NG W1TH DUB1OUS L3V3LS OF R3SP3CT >:]
Oh, people of Chittr, do any of you have any wise words to a poor woman going on her first date in a while? Hm... Date may be a strong word, but it's the only word I can use to describe it, I suppose.
listen at least as long as you talk, if not longer. try and engage with what they're saying. people like being paid attention to, and it helps you to develop an understanding of their wants... obviously don't let them walk over you but yeah!
Don't doubt yourself. That's the first thing you're wont to do, and it's going to get you miserably caught up in all the fine particulars of some of the most unimportant details. Above all else. You must not let yourself be uncertain of anything. You are here because you chose to be. And will leave if you choose to be someplace else. There is no need to meander between both.
I'm not entirely sure. Though I have godtiered and he has not, I believe he may have more physical prowess than I.
D --> I doubt whoever it is you are meeting has the chops to close the range between them and an opponent flying just out of their reach, you may leverage that to your advantage when setting first impressions. Do not allow them to think they have the upper hand
D --> From your position up there make a point to threaten a falling or lunging attack at even the slightest hint of them making a move. Your wits may need to be sharpened to make that sort of play but it is the safest maneuver you can make. Of course this is all threats and little action, the f100r must be set for other interactions to take place on
I do my best to engage without treading over the line of prying too far into their business. It's hard finding the balance.
i'm sure you'll do fine! the fact you're aware of it is sign enough you're trying.
Seek to toe the fuzzy line between holding back and making the first move Many a potential dalliance has been ruined by unchecked hesitance
Got a fat ass and nice tits, but at what cost? (Back pain)
the silver lining is that 7ou (ould find a hottie who's good at ba(krubs
consorts can be incredible at giving massages
I know when it comes to trolls reproductive organs, there's nooks and there's bulges. Can a troll have both? Do trolls have both? Visual learner, by the way. #nsfw
if u want a visual i did post a freebie bulge pic a night ago if u wanna look 4 it ;33
Depending on the 'mood' one can have both. The nook is like a 'passive' form while a bulge tends to slither out and is more active. Basically it comes down to what position you'd want in a relationship, giving or taking~ #nsfw
yes exactly. with humans there might be less variance compared to trolls from what i have gathered, some trolls might even have the same types of genitals as humans, whether one or both! hopefully you will get a lot of visual references to corroborate these conclusions. :)
So far, yes. My research on this topic seems to be fruitful. I thank you as well for your input on the matter, John. :)
I WIN SHE SAID I WAS CUTE
And I'll say it again. Yo+u're so+ cute.
Can someone get me the numbre of the preaty lady pleas and tank you
There are so many you'll have to point them out
If yo+u happen to+ gather a co+llectio+n, be a dear and share them with me, will yo+u?
O+h? Well, that wo+uld change things a lo+t, wo+uldn't it? ;)
I suppose I could share some details...~ -vμ
I think it woudl I would lveo to get to know you better, if you owuld allow me of course
O+f co+urse I wo+uld. Yo+u're cute. Feel free to+ hit my DM's anytime yo+u want. ;)
A prretty lady told me to treet my sefl witha drink Wow I lvoe women soooo mcuh #substance
Okay but liek hear me out... Hot tattoed vampir troll lady.......
Should I treat myself do a drink? #Substance
I told the girl at the coffee shop that I liked her shoelaces (because they were lesbian flag colored) and she said she stole them from the president? @barackObama is this true?
Yes, although she does not need to return them. I have many, as this happens quite often.
No, they are just commonly stolen. I assume for good reason, as that is an odd thing to steal, so I have learned to be prepared.