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If I Hate You, Just Know That I Will Be Writing Oviposition Fanfiction Of You And Sending It To Your Kismesis. #nsfw #owned
nighty cool troll guy!!
okay everyone now has to wish me good night really kindly and give me at minimum a high five
i need to get some hours of rest. when i wake up tomorrow i'm posting that dick pic i promised over 12 hours ago (whoopsie!!!). don't be mad at me i am a very busy woman!!!! >:( #nsfw #sleep
i never recovered from reading bully x nerd trope fanfic in my formative years and it shows. #nsfw
everyone's up to something crazy wow
my type is s0me0ne wh0 will let me huff their pits. send chitt. #nsfw
I just wanted to take a moment to --EMP)(ASIS--E t)(e importance of aftercare. I'm not an expert, but in all t)(e self-kelp books I've read in my free time, I feel like it s)(ould be said! We s)(ould always ens)(ore t)(at t)(e ot)(er feels safe and cared for after w)(atever two )(ave done. A )(ot bat)(, cuttling, sweet not)(ings, and anyt)(ing else are always good c)(oices. Be good to eac)( ot)(er. 8) #nsfw #glubposting
// I did not expect that me making this account today would end with me drawing Jade dick for strangers on the internet. Interesting how life works like that #nsfw
I can't wait to sit in the garden in a sundress again. Sigh.
(since we're talkin types 00n the tl my type is s00me00ne wh00ll match my freak but still make me lick it and tell me im a disgusting freak then lemme take care 00f em afterwards #nsfw #weglubandwed00ntjudge)>
)(ttps://files.catbox.moe/z0mrss.jpg You little guppies are so supportive. T)(ANK YOU! #weglubandwedontjudge
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We glub and we don't judge. I like anyone w)(o w)(impers, likes blindfolds and let's me )(ave my way t)(em and t)(en aftercare. Anot)(er kink is nicknames. I love t)(em!!! It makes me eel special to someone. One last one is karma. 8P #nsfw #weglubandwedontjudge
:33 < finally tried five guys!!! :33 < more fun than i thought it'd be!! #nsfw
little easter treat for my followers. everyone say thank you to the anon that donated a massive amount of money to post this early. full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe. #nsfw #oviposition [Link] [The link leads to his professional account where this kind of stuff lives. It leads to a five minute preview of a video.] [The video is framed so it shows him from his shoulders down. He's completely nude, those scars fully on display. Beside him is a bowl with some textured eggs of various sizes, an ovi-dildo, and of course, lube. He's sitting on a dark gray towel, fully prepared for the mess this is about to likely make. Unlike his collab video, he gets right to it. He settles back into his pillows, legs spread and hole presented to the viewer, picking up the toy. Its fairly long and thick, a dark orange in shade. Along the shaft its textured with slight ridges and bumps. It almost looks *too* big. He picks up the bottle of lube, popping it open with one hand and tipping it over his t-dick. It's white and semi-opaque, and clearly still a bit cold as he sucks in a breath before letting it out of his nose. He lets the lube drip over his dick and down to his hole before he brings the toy's tip to his entrance, smearing it around somewhat to prep himself. Moments later, he sinks it in, letting out a moan as it fills him. The movement is languid, taking the time to fully hilt to the base like the damn professional he is before pulling out and setting a steady pace. With each movement he lets out a gasp and moan, thighs trembling ever so slightly. Of course, this is not the main event. Not with oviposition. After some time, he pulls it out, almost all the way. He reaches over to the bowl and pulls out a large sized egg out, already dipping with lube. He brings it to the base of the toy once the majority of the lube stops dripping, slowly pushing it into the hole with a lewd sounding *ssshlllup*. The shaft of the ovipositer expands as the egg slides down, down, down into his body. He reaches for another, and another, and another. Each egg expands the toy's sides, showing its travel down into his hole. As he starts stuffing himself, his moans and gasps begin increasing in volume until he has himself whimpering. Between each egg he presses the toy inside himself to push back to make more room, letting loose a pitiful moan each time the eggs shift around. It almost seems endless as he continues to fill the toy, the sides stretching and collapsing as each egg moves its way through until it stretches the connection between the ovipositer and his enterance, burying deep within his body. His body shakes, helpless gasps and moans slipping past his lips and echoing within the room he's in. Once the bowl is empty, he keeps the toy in, letting everything settle as he catches his breath for a second. He reaches for the bottle of lube, settling it into the hole of the toy and scooting himself down so his face isn't visible but enough that he can prop the ovipositer up some more. He squeezes the bottle and dumps a fairly considerable amount into it. Once he's satisfied, the toy comes slipping out and he takes a sharp breath inward. He sets the ovi-dildo back beside the bowl and rests his hand on his lower abdomen, waiting. Moments later the first egg slips out with a large amount of lube onto the towel, then another, and another. They pile up in front of him, shifting around ones already 'laid' before they eventually stop in a huge pile of silicone and lubed up mess. Some lube is still dripping out, leaving thin ropes connecting to some of the eggs in the pile. He lets out a heavy sigh once his body is empty and the video ends.]
flirtin w the ppl on my feed but onyl in my midn bc i am Nawt Doin Tht
Hello, freaks. ::::) (@vriskell on tum8lr!) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3f/e4/a9/3fe4a9ccfe9856188c3e157e97f590d1.jpg
ummm girls #girls
Th3 thing2 id do to you b3hind th3 m3rch booth2 at th3 m3tal 2how whil3 cov3ring your mouth 2o you dont g3t too loud and blow our cov3r #n2fw
yall making me feel like a prude and I go around on the regular tits out basically some if you need to chill out lmao #nsfw
its so sad that when im not stoned and horny i have literaly nothing interesting to say on this god damn website damn #substance #nsfw #angst
3 lines and a bulge w♡uld fix me.. #nsfw
many people talking about jacking off. very few actually doing it #nsfw #jackingit
Who up Wonking they Willy. #nsfw
just got out the shower and i can't find a single towel in here so i'll have to use the air dryer to dry up. i guess you say i need someone to blow m- no never mind this sucks. i'm stupid i'm never posting on here again. i'm crawling away into a little cave and staying there forever now #suggestive
A splendid thing that my crew are all too content in taking pretty treasures and taking a cut 8etween them then. #nsfw
A cute lady could remedy the unpleasantness I am currently su8jected to.
Your3 and your ar3 two diff3r3nt word2 cau23 your3 min3 and im your2
- It hurts, bro #Mojito #Fell
that's gonna take forever!!!! i'll be wet for the rest of time:(
i can't find it!!!!! i've looked everywhere!!!!!
#nowplaying [Don’t Look Away | Th3 Plot In You ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=WzYW4IY8hgM&2i=XLkcWqWyNo9XpPFc #m3talcor3
i'm getting the impression some people are coming down from trickster mood? it seems like they went through a pretty bad trip too....... poor souls :(
I n33d mor3 tattoo2
IIIII HATE #EridoneWeek
i'm back from the shower!! #clean #needatowel
:33 < it sounds to me like there are a lot of users experiencing some pain this morning :33 < they hopped off a sugar rush! now they are in a sugar dawdle! :33 < i have some very good advice with how to deal with this __how to deal with a bad bad bad not good sugar rush__ - drink up!! your body is meowing out "arghhh [your name], me want normal fluids so baddd, me too full of bad sw33t ingredients!" do not ignore the mewings of your body! - sl33p up! this is a resty day for you! hop up in your recuperacoon and take it easy. if you are a human, uhhh sl33p in your human recuperacoon! - dont eat sw33ts today #duhhh. may i recommend opening that maw up for a big chunk of meat?? ;33 - scold ampurra cuz its #eridanw33k so he most likely bought bad sw33ts. which i am sorry for throwing you under the purrverbial scuttlebuggy but it sounds to me the sw33ts you provided suck?? - have fun! :DD #nepetips #omgilovethatpun #wearek33pingthat #wewillmakeithappen
:33< meow! :33< #meowposting2016
brb!!!! have to go shower!! don't miss me too much :P #byeee
by the way i'm a lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! girls!!!!!!!!!!!!! women!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! madams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #lesbian #yep
soooo pretty..... they make me blush a bit.......
https://static.f-list.net/images/eicon/girlspretty1.gif Girls pretty
woof!!!! #woof
feminism
http2://i.ibb.co/rG72F00Y/imag3.png I'm torn b3tw33n my n33d to follow th3 homi32 that follow m3, but al2o you k33p po2ting about dog bulg3 #n2fw
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease mew~ 💖✨
Im not 3v3n gonna giv3 you guy2 n3w on32. L3t2 play Troll Titanic. You b3 th3 Titanic and ill 2ma2h th3 fuck out of you #n2fw
You know what you would look ab2olut3ly 2tunning in? My arm2
I hav3 no choic3
Do you r3ally want to 233 mor3 of m3 in h3r3??? Dont mak3 m3 br3ak out th3 2hitty pickup lin32
:33< *the mighty huntress throws down a smoke bomb in its purrlace is a marketable plushie*
you're just trying to make me show my cock to you!! it's not gonna work!......... ..... okay it's working. fine i'll prove my size since apparently it's soooo hard to believe a girl can be a little hung :/ #nsfw
>>| .ok, .i think .i need to demand somewhat proof .of @gardengnotic . .i can't believe that someone's barkbeast-like bulge can be that big .as people saying. .and for .other reasons, .i guess. #nsfw
♡k finally g♡ing t♡ sleep. Pray the messiahs let me wake up with a bulge in my m♡uth!! #nsfw
benifits of god tiering :P
:33< this is what i say to my hatepurrs :33< meow!
there^s no way the doggiirls diick iis that biig #nsfw
my cock!!! the "length" post was about my cock okay?? my dick is 9'1 inches!!! i'm "hung"!!! i thought i made it obvious with the tag but noooo people thought i was some nine foot giant >~< #nsfw #cocktroubles
finally fixing the problem of people not understanding that i was talking about my dick ended up making them also start talking about my dick which in turn has caused a second, bigger problem to appear #nsfw
Word af
Ill light up with ya if you pop 2om3 of thi2 2up3r 3 with m3 #2ub2tanc3
☆been a while, could be fun. fuck it, why not☆
☆Just don't be too weirded out if I get a little strange☆
I am nine foot two for anyone's earlier height curiosity.
oooo u wanna cuddle me so bad ooooo
:33< girlposting!
#nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/XZp8qBPG/1775295803574.png #lyric2 #lyric2po2ting
:33< and i always will :33
i'm not sure at this point :p
:33< thinkin about knotted bulge <3 :33< #nsfw #nsfwe if mewre a normie
:33< two things can be true at once!
☆alright I'm back to horny post. #nsfw obviously. But FUCK. I need bulge. So bad. Rough. Big. Toys aren't cutting it.☆