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its posisble to be effervescently happy and also feel like a giant piece of ur soul was ripped violently out of ur body and ran through a blender at the same time btw #violence #angst
my babies are flourishing oh my gosh!!! [A picture of a greenhouse full of all manner of plants.]
got a new shirt :3 i love ittt [Image of Roxy's torso to show off the over-sized tee, her sticker-covered phone hiding her face. The shirt is plain white and says, in bold black font, "If I don't make this jumpshot, I'll kill myself." Breakfast, her flat-faced tuxedo cat, is able to be seen in the bottom right corner.]
:33< *ac puffs out her chest, puts her paws on her waist, and grins wide with both her mouths at tg* :33< i am a furocious predator, capable of defending myself thank mew very much! :33< *ac suddenly leans in and scoops tg up in a biiiiigg hug* :33< but that's really thoughtful of mew! :33< we sure will :33
:00< *ac gasps* :33< sounds purrfect, a combination of thr33 of my favorite things!!! :33< cats, tea and... :33< *ac pauses, attempting to be dramatic, failing, she giggles* ;33< you!!!
:33< *ac tilts her head at tg* :33< to where???
ฅ（• ˕ •マ.ᐟ < OH!!! AND I FOUND THIS R333333ALLY CUTE KITMOJI, BUT I PURROBABLY CAN'T USE IT! SO HERE IT IS! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠋⠀⠹⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣠⣤⣤⣄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠀⠈⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡾⠉⠉⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⢹⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇ ⣠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠁⢹⣧⠀⠀⢈⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠏⠀ ⣿⠛⢷⣤⣤⡴⠶⠾⠃⠀⠀⣿⢀⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣼⠏⠀⠀ ⢻⡆⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⠶⠞⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⣿⡿⠟⣿⣄⡾⠟⡛⢓⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⡶⠞⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠹⣷⣼⣁⣽⣧⣽⠿⠋⢁⣠⣴⠶⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠰⣯⣁⣠⠴⠛⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣾⠋⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⢿⡷⠦⠴⠶⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⡏⢠⣿⢹⣧⠀⣾⠻⣧⠘⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠘⢷⠟⠁⢸⡏⠀⣿⠀⠻⣦⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⡟⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
alright but ive lost a lot of good neon pink gamer girls to the cold embrace of the abyss savescumming this hack so it better work
it's my birthday...
are you really? have you done years of study in the subject of cute? just how deep does it go? because an infinite cutie patootie sounds like a lot to be, and you're just rattling it off like it's nothing!
#Dirk just sang tha song roxanne by the police @ karaoke......... what did he mean by that #DirkReport
https://i.postimg.cc/XJGGh1PZ/felt-cute.jpg felt cute, hoped it would post.
https://media.tenor.com/WTdMfDpfXgAAAAAC/homestuck-kitty.gif
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meow meow!! prrrrr!!!!! ::3
Gasp! The truth come out. Then I suppose I will have to haunt you like a personal spectre.
you sure have been! :P
Can you please tattle about me before you bonk me.
I would love you even more.
:33 < ooooh :33 < why would he do that???? :33 < what a furrickin weirdo
I should do some more gaming, it's been a while. Feel free to drop recs.
sides of a coin! a three-sided, physically impossible coin, bUt still.
yeah sure i'll go to the #bonfireparty
You contain multitude. Own it.
im buildin the msot cozy pillow fort on da planet nd then hibernatign
lowkey at the top o my pyramid of needs
Cats can be so adorable sometimes (all the time) https://img0.reactor.cc/pics/post/MS-Paint-Adventures-MSPA-Gif-Homestuck-Rose-Lalonde-3060862.gif
:33 < oh meow goodness!!! how did you get this of me?!
it is through months of meditation and pure force of will that i overcame my insti BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
btw when u like my chitt n mediate it right after i picture u having a good laugh n then sighing n shaking ur head
god will keep givign the worst tummy aches 2 the hottest of boys
@orphanerDu̷̢͓̓̅̈́̎̕al̵̦̟̗͛scar Ǵ̵͖͊͒͜͜l̵̸̦̟̗͔͍͎͛̓̿u̷̵̢͓͚̙͖̓̅̈́̎́͒̀̕b̷̤̣̀̊̄.̷̛̩̦̓̾̍̈̒̈́.̵̠͍͍̿̽̐ @cal̵̦̟̗͛iG̵̦̳̱̞̺̮͂̎vl̵̦̟̗͛asAqvarivm Ǵ̵͖͊͒͜͜l̵̸̦̟̗͔͍͎͛̓̿u̷̵̢͓͚̙͖̓̅̈́̎́͒̀̕b̷̤̣̀̊̄.̷̛̩̦̓̾̍̈̒̈́.̵̠͍͍̿̽̐ #disappointment #heartb̷̤̣̀̊̄.̷̛̩̦̓̾̍̈̒̈́.roken #cheater #traitor
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:33< mew know it bestie!
:33< classic rolal post!!!
omg its holeposting hours!!! ;3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e2a6a322f4b.png
sorry if i owe u a msg back rn im tryin 2 unconfuzzle the everluving hell out of my brain rn
The interns have told me what they were fussing about. I unfortunately have a dedication to my post so I will be undertaking a dangerous mission. If you need to contact me please message me directly or divert your communications to your local post office.
#HaterzGonnaHate https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/884c65448c40.gif
:33 < how did mew get that picture :33 < i look furrickin adurrable
god i luv it when were so right all the time
we r rolals we r of the transgender superposition and WE R LEGION #rolals
there he is the fabled dude!me..... & right over there u see the legendary grl!me... then theres me (me) doin either something or nothing #ThePossibilities #MADPossibilities
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genuine funny bunny hours.
:33< *the mighty huntress does a gay little dance that pisses mew off* :33< https://i.imgur.com/IlhfyiX.gif :33< #gif
:33 < That be me alrighty:3
:33 < that's me!
my sleepy ass slept past noon
:33< h33h33 i do do that!!! :33< mlem mlem mlem!
Are you the Necronomicon? Because you're making parts of me awaken that should have remained dormant at a terrible cost to my immortal soul.
https://i.po+stimg.cc/MZBf8k67/Untitled225-20260403061436.png Hm...
im sober why am i still awake
swooning. sighing. staring at my phone screen. waiting. #nsfw #vaguepost
Only if you got the coins to fill my slot #nsfw mew~ 💖✨
I love sitting here with my cup of blueberry anise tea and a honey lemon crumpet, watching the feed scroll by as my 1,028 unanswered emails vibrate intently at me. I will not be reading them.
My advisors have told me to post this on the timeline: I'm gay.
#Japery #AprilNormalsDay https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1488894099758256168/SPOILER_image.png?ex=69ce702f&is=69cd1eaf&hm=b45eab66f350023c868e9989829ce8a2ef423c86841db8f44c314921cd5bdd3a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=623&height=623
guys i dont think i should have drank the snowglobe juice with the glitter
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I feel your heartbeat to the beat of the drum! It's such a shame that you came here with someone! So while you're here in my arms, let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young! #lyrics
this is wht i look liek before i cast fireball on the tl https://media.gettyimages.com/id/1014641026/photo/monk.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=JxPpVgG4fU9JbBRW1VOzc9zqpLE0sv0zyU4ZKm9jicw=
sorry to keep everyone waiting! a few of you were pretty close but i am surprised that no one guessed it correctly. my favorite character in sonic cross worlds is... jade! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5670479be68b.png
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i hav decided that actually i am hot shit and i dont care >:)
i wil be throwign #wizardweek as oppsoition 2 eridan week
Just woke up to this attachment and accompanying text. I am going to kill him. yo real talk is this you like deadass actually you https://i.imgur.com/Ad2c0Dj.png mmm mm mmm uh uh lil londie chopped like stir fry watch a young bitch tears fly rose lalonde put the lol on my lawn "lots of users are typing" like damn son cmon cover both eyes while the razzi respond hands to the skies for my chudlette queen blonde rose! rose! rose! rose! christ is risen and christ hes gone cross between his legs like the fuck is you on bangs uneven like half chewed crayon safety scissors won the fight too strong straight outta bowl cuts use the cast iron instead trimming brows right off five by forehead call that cut the horrorterrors with all them gnarly frayed ass errors jk rosie you know i love and fuck with you heavily #Dave #MyHairIsNotChopped #NotMe #No #Nonono #Nono #Noooo
Sometimes, it just is like that. #yearning https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8729453f0a71.png
im hungry someone get over here #nsfwe #gore
D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPfXlB3g_Ys D --> Enchanted - The Platters
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:33 < there are a lot of words that rhyme with cat! i decided to jot down as many rhymes as i could today!! __words that rhyme with cat__ hat bat fat fat cat h33h33 X33 tat flat drat aristocrat sat vat vat of cats wearing a hat and they are sat and not very fat X33 hold on i want to drink my tea real fast splat!! mat that is all i can think of thank you!
This one truly is adorable.
Delete now.
round 4 of the wizard tournament and the last round before we enter the semifinals! felixarius the wizard-cat versus snorticus the elongated. its cats vs dogs! which of our furry friends will make it into the semifinals to face off against gandalf big naturals? please cast your votes. #wizard #wizardtournament https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/cute-cat-wizard-magic-wand-enchanted-forest-scene-adorable-orange-dressed-as-holds-amidst-glowing-mushrooms-dreamy-363671486.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/72c26a3f8cc5e2a90ad1a324520704bf/ffe6648a0e3d2ee7-29/s640x960/9415740f14c648cff5ae5673fbf6cf30714c42e5.jpg
PLZZZZ WIN BIG HONGOLADONGOS GANDY I HAVE 10 BOONBUCKS ON U
end of round two! gandalf the gray breasts boobily into victory 5:2! #wizard #wizardtournament https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_200334211.png
#gamerstheory
if i met an alternate of myself in person, i would ideally not have any reason to fight him! i hope we'd get along. wouldn't kiss him though, because, i'm not into guys so neither would he!
first round of the wizard tournament! merlin versus frieren! please cast your votes in the comments. #wizard #wizardtournament https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/b5/4c/95b54c2d408cb31eb09105273581d35d.gif https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/frieren.png
chittr sure does move fast doesnt it? i think thats all the votes were getting for round one. our first round winner is merlin 6:3! #wizard #wizardtournament https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_194320229.png
by request the submission deadline for the wizard tournament has been extended by one (1) hour. hopefully at least a single lalonde will take advantage of this extension. because it would be a shame to start the competition without any representatives from my own clan.
I think youd be a baby blue earth pony (:
wow there is a lot of other mes here lmao hi
this is alwys happening
Experiment results are coming back in: Roxy Lalonde is once again the smartest person in the room.
Knew I could count on you.
Fish.
:33< its like im always saying :33< moo :33< no.... wait...
CRANK IT UP.
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#medicationspecfically #substance #notventing #cw-self-harm <- added bc of da content of m post bad btches b tking adhd meds dat don let feel hngry. hvnt bn abl t eat much besids 1 cookie in 2 days but fuck it we ball tho :3 <3
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One time I slept with someone that said I "snored like an adorable mouse". There was no second time after that. #nsfw
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/14/70d92853a000bb67489980cf753053b6e1aeccee.jpg Woke up like this. #nsfw
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3833 < Beep beep, dinner! > 3899
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For real this time. Put me the fuck down if I'm still out here after this. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e6/81/fb/e681fbb1e29ed5c0e520a7748b59b1ad.jpg
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honestly it would take more effort to make a lalonde look bad. 😋 (thank you. 🩷)
ok so it isnt as bad as i remember it being at all. senior prom 1999. #gpoy https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/prom.png
:33< this is great check it out :33< meow
rechittttt
hehe, egbun. thats fun!!!
do i count as a crocker or just a coincidence?
She wishes to crush me. She wishes to smother me. She wishes to crush and smother the life from me.
imb so freekin full oug .. sned help da midnite pastand pizzafeast combo is a KILLAR
i'm Up to six following me now!! #morewives ;U
:33 < gotta catch em all!!
DO YOU PERH∆PS H∆VE ROOM FOR ∆N OSKUNE?
i've nearly a fUll hoUse of roxies! ^u^
I would respectfully thirst for either option.
H07 15 H07!!
u gotta rock watcha GOT bbygrl hot iz hot
@equiusZahhak fireball https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYpVQ83y2qyZLl3HmQUq-C-VXzR_-YeWMIu4H_ZD-7oLpfEcTcIoa2QGKKBAbvyjImwWOROVDUKbvVm_gLQ-7OJCLLhU5Phyu2sAwySl5gwBIU6xTN1pSsVsAXEJaXv8NHBy_IIAJCvRWD/s1600/fireball.jpg
MmrrrRRRRrr... ::3 https://media1.tenor.com/m/kQK3nXwpQUYAAAAC/cat-cute.gif
I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you more than words could ever express, more than the moon loves the tides, more than you love that one sunny spot by the window that heats up so comfortably and is right in the middle of the hallway forcing passersby to pet you. I will protect you with my dying breath and ensure that you live literally forever because of how much I love you. Holy shit is this what being a mom feels like? You are my beautifully mutated offspring after all!
I wouldn't put it past you to create an alt account just for that purpose! Nor would I judge mrrp. :3
I have never loved you more than I do right now mom that is possibly the best thing anyone has ever done with technology since its inception. Oh imagine if you'd had that idea while i was around!! I wouldn't have had fun with it because I wouldn't have perceived it at all because I was just a cat but it would still have been lovely and perfect just as @thirdandFourtheye is right now. Isn't that right Mutie?
jneklcqwdfsbwkfev vklnewlbfneqwqlkwir2pbnfvms,
listin thee bes tpoekmon skitty. mr mime. skitty. skitty. purugly. skitty.
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Your faith in the nebulous powers that be alarms me. I understand, though. The Light requires similar strict adherence.
Morning, Roxy. Care to water the withering foliage in these trying times? I take my coffee black.
like the warlock always told mme, you cann be annythinng you wannt
:33< we are the cutest ones
Mlaahm... https://c.tenor.com/0QcR0i1XhbkAAAAd/tenor.gif
DO YOU WANT ME TO LIKE HOLD YOUR HAND OR SOMETHING??
omg i know how u feel on that sometimes u just wanna be like strawberry
B33 < are you thinking about dying your hair roxy
https://i.postimg.cc/yxpR7ZD5/IMG-0110.jpg
i think all of the roxy shld tak ovr th wrld
call me roxy the way im... roxin it or somethin idk
#rechitt
hi milf expert here no you dont its a state of mind
I do+n't believe so+, co+nsidering it's theo+retically impo+ssible fo+r me and I kno+w I've been referred to+ as such.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/a7/5c/eda75ca98fc0832b301213f6d9f83ab2.jpg these r liek the cutest sht evrrrr
2 quote a beuaitful woman, if u cant luv urself, how the hell r u gonna lofe somebody else
fuk yeaaaa !! <3
yes, unlss idk what @altselves mean lolz
i culd b yhe baddest bithc if i treid hard enough </33 i need 2 try moreeee
hehe the mail lady is so nice! she was looking up mail puzzles yesterday like this site was google.
Am I collecting mobsters? https://i.imgur.com/i4dysO9.png
Please do not try anything. https://i.imgur.com/rNhwiDa.png
lets keep these good vibes going
honestly hearing from so many roses and lalondes in general has been really nice!!!
correct :b
aint nearly enough im jonesin over here
more roxposting!
Doing the fourth Rosepost for @tipsyGnostalgic#1340 's sake.
aaaaa i was trying to follow the trend!!!! i always try to appreciate women :((
i know we had a big long thread of girl posting earlier, but man! did anyone come to think about wide girl wednesday? i didn't think so... #ilovefatbitches #nfsw
This has strong clap emoji energy.
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woo hoo!!! verified :d
Girls love it.
Do not fret, Roxy. I can illuminate you with artificial lighting. You will remain adequately warmed and sustained under my care.
The sun is upon us. Why have we not slain this villain?
zzzzzzzz SNZZZZZZ *snores* *snoozing*
They Keep Adding Numbers To This Website
They’re going to start competing for most hated now.
YOU ARE NOT THE IRA STOP APPROPRIATING MY CULTURE.
Does “jeez” count. I say jeez a lot. It’s got a good mouthfeel as a word.
does anyone actually use the following tab? i mostly just look at everything.
I have glorious news. After being in touch with a secret contact, I have procured a “badge” to promote the upcoming press tour for my newest novel. Witness its slithering splendor and prepare yourself for the next installment of Calmasis’ journey…
>huge angry ranty reviiew >doe2nt even 2ay the name of iit http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/24c84d.png
going to bed later than i meant to. good night everyone!
Swagged out, is what Dave says.
The Lalonde presence seems to be growing.
That you are she/her (for now.)
I think that perhaps everyone here should seek psychiatric help given the fact that we are all deeply addicted to chittr, myself included. What if we all did it together hand in hand like the worst support group known to man and troll alike.
she can eat her bugs but when she's actively fiending for the cricket box at the pet store im gonna worry a bit!
does anyone know how many bugs its okay for a salamander to eat in one sitting? asking for a friend/precious daughter who is a salamander.
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:( okaye...
catgirl 2... puppygirl communication?
Catgirl to catgirl collaboration!
catgirl t0 catgirl investigati0n catgirl t0 catgirl d0cumentati0n
=^.-.^= The finale for tha choose yer adventure game!!!! cuz my fronds hurt... GARFUNKLE AQUIRED!!!! from chucky cheese's dead body!!! https://i.imgur.com/LNO7huM.jpeg =^.-.^=
=^.-.^= part 3 of tha' choose your adventure!!!! ...erhm,,,, #gore !!!!! https://i.imgur.com/fQWQWEe.jpeg =^.-.^=
its s0 funny i g0t here right as rankings were intr0duced i was just b0rn and i am ready t0 fight f0r my place
tHaT's ToPs. :o)
https://i.imgur.com/X7Hv1Dt.png @turntechGoghead
yay. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled5_20260324191210.jpeg
Thank you to the talented @hatsuneMiku for agreeing to work with me to promote our beloved #ComplacencyoftheLearned. Follow her to see an upcoming CalmasisXMiku collab.
:33< fun fact did mew know that mew can donate one or all of mewr vital organs to the shitpeta self est33m fund fur girls? :33< its true!
I NEED HUMAN DATING ADVICE FOR A VERY COMPLEX MATTER. NO MORONS, ACTUALLY USEFUL TIPS ONLY.
:33< k33p meow posted i got a wall that i n33d to k33p up to date
put them on blast or dont i just wanna see the drama
https://i.imgur.com/Z1crfqo.png This is my OC, do not steal.
Leaderboards mean nothing. Body counts are all that really matters.
cgcyibojsrydudfuiooooooooppftss try gHzhHZg
hey so my uncle who works @ nintendo called..... and theyre trying the masuda method on ur mom tonite dude
:33 < Cute kitties love Weezer :333
:33< if mew have 20 coins of any denyamination mew can exchange them at any local vest wearing mushroom fur a star
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:33< i know no othpurr way :33c
hcycsturgihoydiguctz igvjpmdyelppp
there were french ppl too & they used to go wee wee
Huh! Some kinda leaderboard there! Unsure what that means but alright
https://i.imgur.com/ZAFM9j1.png
:33< theres cats in the world :33< dont believe meow give it a try :33< go outside towards mewre nearest alley way dumpstppurr were there
:33 < i can always count on a fellow feline enjoyer to s33 me!! <33
:33 < gonna be kinda vulnerable here… i wish i had paws and fur all over for real i f33l like i was put in the wrong body and it makes me so sad that other trolls will only efur s33 me as the annoying autistic troll girl and not a cute mighty purrbeast with the sharpest claws don’t get me wrong, i love myself a lot! but sometimes i f33l like something just isnt right beclaws its hard to fit in and make furriends and maybe i wasnt meant fur troll society at all :((
she did it my life is over goodbye
i miss when british ppl were still real and alive bc they could just say shit liek bit shit innit and noooo one would bat an eye....
LETS FUGGIN GOOOOOOOO BITCHES
Quad this post for a book recommendation. #Goodreads #Literate #LetmeHelpyou
try pinching your wrist! it distracts the nervous system
#vaguepsot #nsfw #maybeidk tht one guys chitties r massive. get a nbra on those boys
i'm doing my best.
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i think that gives you an extra gay for every "everythin'" past the first applicable entry. it's more gay per gay.
Important: girls women ladies smooch 'em.
I saw "women" and then I giggled and stopped paying attention.
im annoyign on chittr 4 luv of the game, not 4 the fame #insoiration
31st. My kult is failing me. Do better.
:33< ... :33< IM LOSING TO BISCUITS??? :33< ***BISCUITS?!?!***
#NumberThree #Baby.
Blink.
I copy/pasted this into another tab just to see how disgusted I should be with you. It’s very disgusted, if you were curious.
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:33 < i drew my furriend karkat! a little shy to post this one but pounce likes it https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1486107330268369077/IMG_1581.png?ex=69c44cce&is=69c2fb4e&hm=0f6633639c706bb2ae9d041d3c2263a1d2e0d3a5de86fd9bcfb71f98f02b9c87&
:33< YES! k33p it up old girl i love mew so meowch miss mew
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well i vote egbooty! :p
Making a pivot chart on my clit's approval rating. #nsfw
all i will say is that cake runs in the family.
I HATE THIS POST A LOT. STRIDERS.
am i allowed to answer this? :p also i think you should tag nsfw!
I think I win if I have to be honest, Hoo hoo hoo!
puttin curses on wheoevfr said they read chitt as clit bc nwo imnthinkin ppl are hatin on my clit. wtf #nsfw #cantBliveimpostinthis
Just saw femboy Karkat on my feed, the multiverse is so fucking incredible.
Roxy, do better. There are more quality fish in the vast sea.
#misogynist
THIS IS A CALLOUT POST ON ROXY LALONDE FOR DOXXING ME AND WINKING AT ME (OVER TEXT) WHICH MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE. IF ANYONE HAS MEANS TO DELETE ANOTHER USER'S POSTS, LET ME KNOW. THANK YOU.
this is GLORPSHIT https://i.redd.it/idryjwpx0p161.jpg
:33< bout to do yuri arson troll becky hold my calls
I JUST HAD A STROKE. THAT'S ALL.
DON'T FUCKING DOX ME
naknaknaknaknak ✔️
Strange visions are befalling me. #SurfsUp.
OMFGGGGG ME UR SO CORRECT
W.o°men be engaging in capitalism .o°n b.o°th ends and I think that is s.o° w.o°nderful f.o°r w.o°men
Zhopping at Baker'z Douzen for deliciouz paztry dealz and frezhly made zweet treatz!
realized i can use my own account instead of somebody else’s. big day. hello public posting again! :)
THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT. I'M ME. I'M THE ME-EST ME HERE. IT'S NO LONGER UP FOR DEBATE. REST EASY, I WILL USE MY POWERS WISELY. BUT DO NOT TEST ME
MODS BAN THIS ROXY.
@tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @tipsyGnostalgic#1340
WHOLE GD NAME AS THEIR FIRST FUCKIN NAME BABY!!!!! #RoxyReal
and so it is written that my first born bb will be named MOCALI FLASKE in honor of my sick new roxy badge
heh, chek it
:33 < Some guy told me I need to be atleast 9.5 sweeps old, chat is that true? :3
bet im sending yall a metric fuckton of skittles
:33< that would rule
fuk YES
who up strAight up liking it. And by it, i meAn girls.
I do, actually.
:33< efurry body wants to meow :33< try it sometime!
:33< these are real kitty hours mew must undpurrstand this
It's the kitchen table that is too tall. (And green.)
Update: I think the fire has subsided. Although, the blender looks as though it carries a flammable aura. #feltfires
i Think There Is At Le@st 1 Oxogyen On The Moon Prob@bly
i w0n't.
:33< beats meow i just am
That’s my girl.
「 There's an equivalent. We also have Troll Rimworld, Troll Frostpunk, what is functionally the inverse of Troll Frostpunk because it's everything got too hot instead of too cold, some imported games that are technically modified for the Alternian audience... The list goes on. I enjoy the genre. The highest difficulties present fun challenges. ⥮