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I have to come back down here for Halloween Horror Nights. Would anybody be interested in tagging along?
I cannot recommend them enough. I'm a sucker for story-driven games where the setting is its own living thing and adds so much to the plot.
I've been playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance II and it's amazing how far we've come. From "whoreson" to "son of a bitch".
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K--<YOU ARE THE FIRST SANE PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE
diamonds droog
Your room is a fucking pigsty. Didn't I ask you to take out the trash??
concept: visiting them in prison and pressing your middles real close from your opposing sides of the cell letting your bulges play between the bars and trying not to be spotted by the guards (tags: Reader/Anonymous, prisonfic, no this doesnt have anything to do with the person that was actually just arrested, everyones just talking about it, and i wanted to do between the bars stuff, exhibitionism, nonpen, bulgejobs, dont get caught, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
Hell hath no fury.
Underrated feeling: Taking your shoes off and stepping onto cold tile.
I don't like mint very much. #confession
If anyone wants to tell me anything before we die. Maybe dont dothat.
Any secret espionage who gets invited to everywhere and anywhere here want to pledge loyalty and leak inform8tion to me, and only to me? My messages are open.
#ButWhen #AfterIPassThisForkIntoTheOutletPerhaps #ScreamingAndScreamingAndScreaming https://i.postimg.cc/L6Y72WPJ/temp-image-40134D58-B9CF-49EA-B175-CDEDA0E90D02.webp #cw-self-harm
Harold, don’t make me call your mother. I know you’re just an intern, but I cannot overlook your blatant misogyny.
Ok, 8lame/thank @grimAuxiliatrix#7231 for asking to post proof that my ass is fat. #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7047.png https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7046.jpg
Don't worry, @transcendGodhood #DStrider! We totally believe that you're a loyal man! What a lucky gal this Rose girl is 😬😬 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/x18wJdBY/656A617A-A6C6-4B9A-A2DE-7539B00BD336.jpg #Incest #AgainOnlyBecauseOurLawyersSaySo #DoesNotApply
the tabloids have been leaving me alone lately / it's nice / but it's worrying / i'm really grateful for my popularity / and i don't wanna lose it
You took a photo of us from the bushes. This is despicable.
We think we've teased it long enough 😬 Our latest #RelationshipReveal is none other than @transcendGodhood #DStrider and... some random college girl! 🫣🫣 That's right! Hollywood's finest and New York City's "brightest" (we checked - straight A's! And definitely no double Ds) were seen snuggling up on campus shortly after Strider was seen leaving rehab! 😍😘 Is going after college girls in these days? 🤔 @tentacleTherapist#9177 How does it feel to be famous?🙀 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/GmX07Dnn/paparazzi.png #Incest #TagRequiredPerOurLawyers #TheyArentRelatedInThisUniverse
it sounds less convincing when you say it like that
I will be printing out and laminating a screenshot of this for group therapy later this weekend. Thank you. Mom.
And thusly, the dance begins again. They say to switch partners. You pass her to me.
Anyone else getting #EridanWeek fatigue? Looks like it's on its way out! https://i.postimg.cc/kX6X98dk/77109360-ACD5-4784-8FB0-52F08A49C8AD.jpg
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Shibako.
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NO. KILL HIM. STRING HIM uP BY EACH THuMB. AND BALD HEAD. TO PLAY INSTRuMENTAL MuSIC. ON HIS BRuISED ASS RIBCAGE. IT IS THE ONLY WAY.
close nuff i was acshoally starin at my alts post its a work of art fr
look at her... she so glubbin beautiful it mako me tear up yall blind
XAAAACTLY XACTLY
ON MY W4Y
:33< my caves extra mossy this time of sw33p just saying
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this morning @ brekky #Dirk looked to #Jake n then to me n said "Some guys just act like they have a little too much sugar in the fuckin' tank, Roxy." what did he mean by this #DirkReport #JakeReport #AlphaBoat #AlphaReport
Ouch.
I should collect a statistical analysis of how many times The Worst Possible Person in a given situation comments under my posts. The number is too high.
"are you pitch flirting" no im just a bitch and having too much vitriol for any given situation is a hobby for me
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Does anyone require anything, I have quite the over a8undance of cargo.
Free Flavor-a Disc-a combo: Tomato + cream-a base, mozzarella, spinach, minced-a garlic, diced-a tomatoes, oregano!
have anyone play undertale #sbahj https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahjSnowdin.png
The most consistent blade in my life is that of irony and misfortune. It never fails to strike with comedic accuracy.
Oh. I’m. Well, thank you. I suppose. It’s nothing that’s particularly good. But, thanks.
An untitled draft. Please excuse it. - I hate you. No, I don’t. And I wish I those words didn’t escape my lips as much as they did. Did you engrave them on your heart? Did you forget with the help of your true love? Or did you turn to her because of what I said? Do you know I love her too, now? I’ve taken over your mantle. We dance alone in my room at night, and sometimes I think I am feeling exactly what you once did. She holds my hand and spins me until I vomit bile on my wooded floor. I removed the carpet last year. Would you hate me? I wonder if I knew the answer before I met her. I wonder if that’s the reason why. - #Poetry
Now everyone must close their eyes and ignore I shared my bad poetry to be polite. Thank you.
:33< mewre welclawm sw33t catlofur
:33< one trillion mewnique blessings uppawn mewr hive! :33< or whatefur mewmans say in this scenyario
We still have a dancing date pending. Wait for me to come back to New York and we'll set that up.
I love oversharing about my personal life until people suddenly Know about My Personal Life. Then it becomes an issue.
These are far from the first. I have laid waste to countless timelines before. New Jersey is not a threat.
To the New Jersians. Perish or Succumb to my Rule. I only mean the best for you.
i was invited by a very special someone to a very special party! ^0^ i cant wait to see all my friends and future coworkers there i was even given a pretty new dress to wear! arigatou @scratchDoctor (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, The Rackmaid & Doc Scratch, tea party invitation, alt outfit, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaeffc3aff8.png
Wha† is ragebai†ing and how do I do i†?
Oh mom don't cry you're going to make me cry! I am an emotional little ragdoll you know. Also I hope it provides some comfort that you did get to see me grown up even if it was an alternate version of you who saw me as her mother!
I both love you bigtime too!!!!!!! Mom did you know that you are not only my mom twice but thrice over? It's true! Once as Rose once as Jaspers and once again as Jaspers but in a different universe (that's where I went when I disappeared that fateful day!)
& also i heard if u ask for two cups of water they will give u..... FOUR fuckin umbrellas (u have to ask for double brellas tho) #FancyStrats #LiekClubTropicana #ExceptItsBrellas4Free
(( jdjdjdhfsghd the subtly coaxing her into safer drinking habits
That's right you do!!!! And on the few occasions that you don't you are a wonderful woman anyway and I love you meow.
Florida puppy. https://i.imgur.com/hlQMlyK.png
I'm sxrry tx hear that chittr user tiresxmeGlamxr!!! I'd hate fxr yxu tx get sxaked if it's rainy!!! Please be safe xut there :(((
u should ask for moar umbrellas & extra ice...... #CoolNewThingWereDoing #NoItDoesntWaterItDown #TrustMe
oh god theyre multiplyin