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To the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas We wish you a Staples Christmas, We wish you a Staples Christmas, We wish you a Staples Christmas, also, they should sell beer. How cool would that be, if Staples sold beer? Just loose ones in a big fridge. I could drink while I shopped. There should be beer at Staples, There should be beer at Staples, There should be beer at Staples 'cause I don't like my kids. Holidays are hard, 'cause my kids are so weird. Staples would be better if I could just have one beer. The kids only want printer ink, The kids only want printer ink, The kids only want printer ink and I'm not so sure why. Oh, give me a beer, to forget how life is. I married a weird woman and the kids turned out strange. They don't like stuff like Hot Wheels, They don't like stuff like Hot Wheels, They don't like stuff like Hot Wheels so it's another Staples Christmas.
The problem with people these days is that they don't understand art. I believe one side of the fence these days are too prudish; too afraid to challenge their own beliefs, too afraid to be uncomfortable. They would rather stay in a never-ending wheel of comfort, unwilling to break free of their bubble. And then people on the other side are too mean spirited; they want to see violence and rage and carnage against their perceived enemies. My role as an artist, my *goal* as an artist, is to cut in the middle, ignore the bullshit from both sides. My art asks the hard hitting questions that we as a society really *should* be asking. What if puppets could fuck and then also side in gruesome and horrific ways? If you wish to be enlightened further, consider signing up for the premium feeds. #ad #sponsored
broski by saying nah man not even on a donut i am "yes and"ing your comment not on a roll or a scroll, not baked like a cake, not even a donut will i take dr seuss that shit kids book style since im pretty sure youre being intentionally obtuse my good dude
Actually, I would love to divulge more a8out Class S relationships at another d8te. They are interestingly tragic relationships.
Anon requests: "Explain yuri" Yuri (also commonly referred to as girls love) is a genre commonly associ8ted with anime and manga that is intended to descri8e media with a focus on intim8te sexual or romantic relationships 8etween two female characters. The Yuri genre orgin8tes in japanese les8ian literature from the 20th century, particularly with the writings of No8uke Yoshiya in the *Class S genre. The genre 8ecame popularized in the 1990s 8ut was esta8lished as a true genre and fan culture in the 2000s with the founding of Yuri Shimai, one of the first yuri oriented manga magazines. *Class S stories and relationships are depicted as strong platonic les8ian relationships 8etween two female classm8tes that are intended to demonstr8te the heteronormative relationships that would eventually tear them apart post-graduation.
First, if you like this guy, argue with a wall. I'm right, you're wrong. Shut up. I don't think any single music artist has annoyed me nearly as much as Chonny Jash. This might be the worst shit ever concocted. Ever. No one could even ironically make some bullshit like this. In an effort to be original without making anything original, something both self-hating and self-aggrandizing has been re-birthed. And no one even seems to give a shit about the other mediocre original work. Cathode Raydream pales in comparison to the fame and popularity of The Mind Electric or The Bidding, and notice that these are not original songs. Chonny's Inferno. I'm Gonna Win and all the combination of versions he does in that fucking song. Remember when Bo Burnham went ahead and made Left Brain/Right Brain? Remember when he did Art Is Dead? Does anyone care about this, because I don't. I care about it in one way and one way only: why the fuck would you rip off the stage performer that sucks his own dick the most? Calling these covers, as if you haven't gutted the song like a fucking fish, and inserting yourself in the mix like a child learning about the magic of live-action movies for the first time, and passing it off like God's gift to earth. You know, Snoop Dogg made an effort. There's a lot to be said about Snoop Dogg, but he made it popular to do covers and he did them well and with flair and respect. Where is the respect here? Is there any, or are we just snatching whatever beat and rhyme we can and putting ourselves in there? Is that respectful? If I crucify myself and call myself Halsus, that's funny, but it's not deep. I'm a fucking scholar of this shit, I wrote the Bible for this shit, I lived that life. Chonny Jash thinks he's all that. Let's lower ourselves a little. Let's all be normal about the shit we do. God, I fucking hate that shit. If you want to complain about your mental health, write a diary. Keep a blog. Make poetry. Fuck, make an original song. I don't rip on his original music (it's bad, but in a different way that is a matter of "personal taste") because at least he's not ripping someone off to get there. It's so juvenile. It's fucking tactless. Chonny's Inferno removes the hint of subtlety from the original song, which wasn't that fucking complicated in the first place! Write something, anything, I am begging. Figure it the fuck out. A God-fearing Christian man gets sent to Hell, why? Why didn't you ask this question prior to inserting yourself into the plot of it? Have you even read Dante's Inferno? It's the most famous piece of Christian fanfiction to hit mainstream, and you can't parse through it? The media literacy crisis is running rampant. Open the schools. #BoilingShitInAKettle #hate #let-me-tell-you-about-hate #hateposting
some of you chitt like poets. i’m so amazed.
Hal is just complaining a8out one specific music artist in the middle of 8arry night. 8arry is manic, Hal. He's manic and you're h8te watching music videos of an artist you h8te. #8arryNight #HalsH8te #8arryIsManic
smoke oclock. i get scared (not really i dont get scared) vwhen other mes are super skinny tvwinks, go back to party city vwhere you belong. vwhats up vwith that. #substance #tvwink #alternatewversions #alt #multiwverse #tvwinkwverse
In call with these fools. Aranea just told Cronus, "You're clearly not working on your jaw line. You're not mewing."
ive played cookie clicker i know the true evil of sweet grandmas. but also i dont give a shit even if theyre not evil cause i aint ever known a sweet grandma. that button gettin pressed 10 time's
Green, cause either you go big or you go home.
It is 8arry night!
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I am very excited to see what you have to share. ::::D