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No, you being gay for your brother is beautiful. Keep being gay for your brother.
finally! man she just would not stop yapping! #nsfw #nsfwe #earpenetration #earfucking https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1073/f99acdbd6b43f07d198635baca6b4f6162bd90a6.png?13627846
means you know your place davey. that's good.
Some type of Dave variant mediating that really makes me think that we should do it again. It was a good tattoo.
he's more tolerable like this.
ive sucked every other dave's dick pn this god forsaken website so might as well #selfcest
yeah right homo you couldnt last 5 seconds #selfcest
#nsfw #nsfwe #feral i wonder if i turned into a dog but still did my usual stuff how many people would cave?
yeah no this is objectively fucked up. send me the link.
legally obligated to like this because of pavloving and im a dog
rest in peace
You know what? Fair. Can’t complain with that.
Not your Dirk obviously but I find it funny it’s not the other way around.
Always get a l1l exc1ted see1ng some orange or copper on the feed
▼▼i think saying this should make it legal for us to hunt you for sport▲▲
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Cute. Wonder who put that idea in your head.
sorry boys just remembered women can wear suits so im con v erting back to being straight
here 4 u buddy #nohomo
my bro showing up when the activity requires zero bros https://i.postimg.cc/c4R2CCdy/IMG-3342.jpg
i have no self respect i just agree with whoever is attractive
:33 < hi dave!! how are mew doing, buddy?
my brother [insert overwhelmingly awesome fist bump]
a girl said i was funny. suck it, LOSERS
< I MAKE A LOT OF GOOD AND FAIR POINTS. >
< I THINK THAT'S OUT THE WINDOW. JUST EMBRACE BEING WEIRD, PATHETIC, AND SLIGHTLY FUNNY. >
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Kinda hate it. Kinda like that I really hate it. Wouldn't say that to his face.
Dave just called me "Sir Jackoff McSluthole." I'm more confused than insulted.
X Everyone’s a freak until they realize my hand is as big as their head and then they’re all like “HEYWHATDOYOUMEANTHATSGOINGINMYASS-“ #nsfw x
h0t and sexy ee tips: if y0u wanna hatefuck me d0nt start 0ut by being a c0ward and a bitch #nsfw
#yourcest
you really don't need to feed kids everyday. every 2-3 days teaches self-efficacy and independence.
I mean. Takes some balls to admit something so embarrassing. I'll give you that.
put on a bit of eyeshadow. walking around in the deeper part's of this place cause im bored https://file.garden/XAsN_1TsSgUyUt-R/Chittr/KD/makeup.png
DMs are open to Dave Strider exclusively.
I keep thinking about him. The more I think, the more I realize I might be serious. Might need to act on it.
dude thank everything that is good and glorious that the hot personal trainer isnt on chittr could you fuckin imagine lol being all like oh yeah this guy i recognise his chill and cool demeanour only to see multiple chitts calling him hot as fuck about as hot as the damn sun rn hot as that one burnt sausage that always rolls right under the grill on a summers day where you cant reach it with your piddly fuckin tongs like trex arms swiping and maybe just nudging it a little burning up til its charcoaly and inedible and crispy as hot as that
okay game plan i go to gym im all suave cool chill and slightly homosexual lookin in one of those black compression shirts, the kind with the high neck and the tight ass sleeves i can pull it off i got some loose black sweats on because fuck wearing gray to the gym fuck that shit to high hell and back im not tempting the devil with chances to embarass me anyway i go up to that hot troll personal trainer and i super smooth and cool ask for his number call me alan turing the way i get those numbers dawg aight game plan end
< IT ALL READS AS LAME AND DEPRAVED, TO BE HONEST. IT'S FUNNY AS HELL. >
yo thats true. holy shit
fuckkk thats genius. wait > remember's i have no family member's fuuuuckkkkkkk guess ill die
you know what youre right. go build that fucking plane bro i believe in you
Shocking implications.
no one forces you into it anymore you have to go around begging like a fucking dog #nsfwe
you got this dude
the boys probably find it cute just ramble more you'll find out either way
Dude. You'll never believe what my initial plan was.
I got too shy to do what I intended to do, and now I'm sitting here wondering how exactly I've managed to pussy out of a virtual interaction.
It seems you've inquired about my willingness to play into your fantasies? Well color me behind and smack me on the flattered.
You're a pretty sadistic fucker, can't believe you're here writing fanfiction about me.
Kinda fetishistic, dude. Just say you wanna fuck me. Oh, wait, you already did. Jesus fuck, lmao.
need to get drunker. #substance
I'm pr⚣ud ⚣f y⚣u
god he really is just kinda pathetic now i dont like it
The whole abusive husband bit is making me realize things. Not opposed to the idea of keeping him locked up. Ironically, of course.
People take the forced out of forced feminization too often. Making it too easy. I'm gonna make him my girlfriend and he's gonna fucking hate it.
shut up. you're so damn annoying.
not fair that he makes me feel loved like this
dont know if i wish he wasnt dead or if i wish i was
dizzy. again.
Can't hardly keep my eyes open. Still got another few hours. Fuck.
used to have this reoccuring wet dream where i was sandwiched between jade and june thank god neither of my timeline versions of them are on here
Love working somewhere so crowded. Just kinda fucked off outside and nobody even noticed.
Cold out. Cold enough for me to be shivering. No clue how it went from dangerously hot to this.
fuck my life dawg <reaction image to myself> https://i.postimg.cc/Lsxhwk7z/IMG-3341.jpg
I'm gonna fuck him stupider than he already is. Somehow.
still think about that time june let me suck her dick when we were both high off our asses
why do people keep thinking i'm a homo sexual? i'm homo phobic.
you ever just want someone so badly you just wanna beat them to death #violence #yearning
i'm not a blood bender, i'm an air bender, but i could probably figure it out with a little finagling.
im his vice actually and i have the documents right here so suck on that.
how pathetic do you have to be to obsess over victimizing the same guy over and over and over again? get a hobby or something.
who's going to kiss me goodnight tn
https://i.postimg.cc/frwxgln5/screenshot-20260703-185013.png
absofuckinglutely its true. though this does come with the side effect of my hands around your throat or later. you fine with that?
I Think It Can 8e, Yes –xoxo
better not come over and expect to leave before i get my hands on you too bro.
I'm interested. You should give me a physical demonstration.
Really? I thought it was more common. I guess I don't pay much attention to what other Dirks are up to. Also, offer's open to you too, if you're ever looking to live out any of those fantasies you post about. Don't be a stranger, Dave.
and im so fucking grateful for that cus you have way too good of an ass to go untouched. it would be such a waste.
When I say I don't bottom, there is an exception for Dave. There will always be an exception for Dave.
you think he would let me snort a line off his dick before he shoves it down my throat?
Have you guys considered that it's fun?
A lot of talk about this on the dash today again. #nsfw #incest
i was thinking “he7 ma7be all these #in(est people (an have a badge for that” and then stopped when i tried to figure out what the a(tual fu(k that would look like. #nsfw #nsfwe
duuuude iget thatway like. all the time
giving into the whole puppet thing i cant really hide it anymore. it took a while but i remade lil cal without the evil awful horrors for a certain someone. i really hope he likes it.
shyt was str8 up cranked out to the side halfway down like wht did u do 2 urself
saw one that idk if it was broken or smth but it was like bent almost 90° #nsfw
What qualifies as weird dick?
S0metimes fucked up and evil bulge d0es make y0u g0 crazy f0r real #nsfw
lemme try real hard to type right fuckkng nailed it
amazon* nailed it
i fiund like these eeally weird and chep ones onnamaoxn and inslmost bought it
i genuinely forgot that i promised to do another #bulgeposting holy shit. #nsfw
sooo about that #bulgeposting i promised here it is! :D https://i.imgur.com/aoQhOON.jpeg #nsfw
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\ n >< n / #juniorunderstands! #happytoreadalong
Interesting. #juniorbadgedyou
\ ! >< ! / Junior note! This post needs a NSFWE tag, so Junior added it. Thank you for using Chittr!
Would call him a homo for the matching icons, but I'd be a hypocrite. It's fine when I do it, though.
Cooking dinner for him while he sits there all useless. Had the audacity to call me his "housewife." He's lucky I don't fucking kill him.
you are speaking to my soul right now.
Welcome to team unlovable.
i feel a lot better now. not crying anymore at least but i do still feel woozy. i dont know where id be without dirk here. probably dead? its also really nice knowing that rose cares too. i guess i forget that im not entirely alone.
YOUR BOOS MEAN NOTHING TO ME IVE SEEN WHAT MAKES YOU CHEER
just post whatever who cares its your page dawg own ittt
saw how often you were fighting this fight alone and had to join in. you know we cant leave a bro alone like that.
Still thinking about last night. Can't get it out of my mind. Him apologizing over and over was too good.
having him in my life again makes me feel like im back in that apartment and i might as well be. he still controls me all the same but i dont hate it nearly as much. i kinda like the sick feeling in my stomach when he talks about me weird. and he likes that im a stupid crybaby whenever he turns away from me. i guess ill never get over him. ill always love my big brother.
yeah is it funny? is it super fucking hilarious to you?? i hate you. i hate you so much. i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you. why the fuck did i think it would be different when its literally never going to be different?? im not talking to anyone but him and dirk from now on. not like im going to have a choice.
senti-mental - pvris.
i cant stop crying my shades are all wet and gross. i hate him. im so fucking stupid i dotn know whats wrong with me. whatever.
I really can't leave him alone for an hour, huh?
i feel dirty all the time and its only getting worse by the second dude
love hate what's the difference
Sometimes I think I could've been meaner. He still talks back to me. Clearly I wasn't rough enough.
i want him to hurt me but i dont like it when hes disappointed in me or mad at me. gives me a real nasty sinking feeling in my chest. like just awful. so im kinda in a lose lose situation here.
yeah i get you shit gets real fucking physical puts me in way too many wack moods
fucking pineapple?!
Inadvisable.
junior says hi btw one dave to another that shit was said with his whole cute lil chassis
man i got you dw abt it