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Girls will liter8lly just kill you.
>+. IS RAYMAN COCK ATTACHED OR DISEMBODIED. DISCUSS .+< #nsfw
hey my fellow users hate this post if you DONT have or know someone with any of the following -an unreadable quirk -a bunch of scars -exaggerated genitalia/tits like this post if you do have or know someone with any of those #nsfw
i was mia all day an im prolly gonna go mia 4 a bit longer but day 1 of my week of #nsfw from the #roxyphotoshoot
time to silly.
Decoderkind. It is a decorder ring. each item is named and encrypted in the system and I must decode it via twisting the ring to crack the code and retrieve the item.
rhythmkind basically just array but items are encoded via an 8 step combination and i have to dance like im on a DDR machine the combination to get the item out
Cut my hair cause if I'm goin' to be fighting a big ass ugly mini boss I want to feel like myself while I do it! But I cut my bangs too short... :/ Oh well.
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
gender is fake and stupid
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Ello Loves, How Is You Lot Doing?
Much better having been termed one such amongst the "loves".
Ah, Women.
If you love burgers then you HAVE to visit MCgrub! An aMazing burger joint powered by inexhaustible red roManCe feelings of our staff towards BURGERS! You've never had a burger THIS GOOD! Even our dear intern is happy, look at hiM! https://file.garden/adpxjWZQKVR-NRFP/MCgrub.png
Kuprum and I are almost done with the private domiciles— yes, that is indeed a 8reaking 8ad reference within the name. These rooms shall 8e for those that really wish to get frisky, or overall have privacy during this event. There's 3 rooms! Should 8e more than enough honestly, not like this event is focused on vehement fucking. It's for STRIFING AND 8RAWLING! 8ut I know some of you horndawgs can't help yourselves. 8oth rings are complete, however! Same with the 8ar, I just got done fully stocking that thing with pllllllllenty of goods. Hell, there's even 8uild Grist if that's anyone's fancy. Oh yeah. It's all coming together now. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce76ddc76849.gif
Why am i wet #nsfw
h4irs super s0Ft 4g4in s0mEtimEs i think 4b0ut cutting it thEn i gEt s4d thinking 4b0ut h0w l0ng it w0uld t4kE t0 rEgr0w [this mE4ns im kEEping thE lEngth]
,,catgirls,, https://file.garden/afMk4Mzj4BOnPnHQ/NepetaDeepInThePink%5BCOM%5D.png ,,#nsfw,,
glados
Yeah.
REEEEEEEEAL. SHIT.
@carnationDeficient cough
bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you
real as shit dude!
that last chit was literal btw she actually puts frostin on my ass and then eats it [my ass]
⚞ SHOULD I open an ASKBOX? Would ANYONE use IT? ⚟
(V)(',,')(V) whats sad is this ratio
you know damn well that's not the post that prompted this you obtuse motherfucker!!!!! it was the!! other one!!!!!! with all the finish crumbs and!!!!! <_< but thank you yeah the theranos bit was funny 8J
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I CARE.... I PROVIDE. I COOK.... LOVE THIS WORK.
i'd let him break me down and mold me into whatever shape he desired, and when i step out of line he can start all over again #cw-abuse #stockholm #incest implied
Tansy can be a declaration of war, buttercups are for ingratitude, yellow carnations for rejection or even disdain. There's loads of em!
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oops! :P
women
Fuuuuuuuuck, this is so epic. #pirateposting https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7925.jpeg
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
i get it dont get me wrong i get it not sure if you might be trying ∆ little too h∆rd though might turn some of them ∆w∆y
consider your furniture chewed on
// finished ver of an old sketch https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/GOFORITDARLIN5.png ft @archiveAddict
Hate date idea (pulled from my past): you go to a furniture shop together and pick out things you think would be fun to beat each other up with.
It sucks not hhhaving internet outside of work... I keep wondering whhhat is going on hhhere whhhen I'm not online hhh hhh... Tomorrow is my day off, but hhh, I hhhave a couple of ideas on whhhere I can try and get wifi... hhh. Anyway, selfie I took on thhhe way to work! Thhhe station was quiet today... hhh hhhttps://64.media.tumblr.com/6f9536525310946347b13ae03d20cd67/d608f89b669c6d1d-20/s1280x1920/3b2781b4df1a139cd70d9bc82b89a6a1a716c812.png
a coffee made w/ a concentration of caffeine lethal 4 human consumption would fuck so hard rn
I wish I had a sandwich. That would be pretty tits.
Dating as a tr0ll is insane its like Yes he kills f0r a living but have y0u c0nsidered that he makes me laugh
🎉hate to be controversial but i think humans might be kinda okay🎉
Does a heelflip and wipes out soo bad I end up changing into pajamas and tucking myself into bed
X Sometimes you just feel the need to huck a jar of angry wasps at a violet blood #vaguepost #violence x
girls
>:D --> I watcheD thaT onE aS welL recentlY , it'S onE oF mY favoritE movieS !
Do you ever stretch and it turns into a spasm that makes it look like you're possessed, while each joint in your body pops like bubble wrap?
+} convinced my boss to add chittr to my company palmhusk for 'enrichment' {+ +} meaning the palmhusks enrichment btw. haha. {+ +} might not last long but hey chittr void. hows it going. {+
Always write it down. You will not remember it later. That's the horrorterrors lying to you.
so tru
hai zestum!!!
#beetlewwatch i kicked another beetlemom today she wwent soarin straight into the tentacle of the great beast in the wwater wwithout much chance fuckin piece of shit orphan they left behind stabbed me though
