♦ pitied by @awkwardPyre
#NOWPLAYING FUCKING NOTHING BECAUSE I'M STUCK OUT IN THE EARTH-C WILDERNESS WITH BARELY ANY BATTERY LEFT.

Aw buddy. Okay. I'm sorry.
only the most br@ve @nd cutest of flesh c@n see wh@t’s under my b@ng x)

Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
poker? i *harley* know her get it? hehheehe
been like this since @ grub! i’ve told you this!!!! h@d @ little @ccident in the breeding ch@mbers x_x
hey!!! u know my br@ins @re spilling out u dick x(
rep@ired my m@keshift @blution tr@p tod@y x( @poc@lypse life is noooo joke
@nyone got horror dvds i c@n t@ke off their h@nds? (¬ºཀ°)¬
i c@n suture you up, stitch some cute thre@ds, @nd i look good enough to e@t!! im seriously the best zombie in the horde x)
was thinking of shadow droppers then i scroll to find a post about shadow droppers an original thought is never to be had lmfao
if @nyone needs @ zombie to b@ck@lley docterror your shit im your guy x) don’t even ch@rge @ boondoll@r! @s long @s you don’t compl@in when i s@mple some flesh (¬ºཀ°)¬

eVERYONE NEEDS, tO STOP BEING, sO NICE, TO ME,

:33< thinking about girls again :))
@ll this f@ygo @nd no one to get cut @nd m@ke mist@kes with x(

=================== THE CAPTAIN'S DEVICE HAS FALLEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA. =================== #iwantcandy

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MY SWEATER IS STILL IN THE WASHER FROM LAST NIGHT. I WILL INSTEAD OPT TO WEAR MY TROLL TWENTY ONE PILOTS SHIRT.

bOrEd. bOrEd. bOrEd. fEEl lIkE mAkIng a rEAlly, rEAlly, rEAlly bad dEcisiOn.









