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hEY, tHAT LOOKS LIKE ME!
COSMIC GIRL. You are my love is also a personal favorite.
[Jamiroquai Virtual Insanity gif reversed]
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
just learned about frank jonas
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B33 < brb i n33d to go be normal
ᐖ IF I WUZ A ᐖRAGON Iᐖ HAV 2 HEAᐖZ LIEK MY MOMMA BUT ALSO ONE OF ᐖEM ᑈULᐖ GO AWAY IF I WANTEᐖ IT 2 SO IM EASIER 2 ᐖRAW. ANᐖ I WULᐖ MAKE SORᐖZ WIF MY BREAF ANᐖ I WULᐖ BE FRIENᐖZ WIF @ᑈHIVALRIᑈHARBINGER WHO WULᐖ BE A GRIFFIM AN ALSO A KNIGHT AT ᐖA SAME TIME ᐛ
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((art by tipsyGalactica!!!)) tried the whole hoodie stealing thing, i heard it was something to be done. this is cozy i see why you wear it all the time dude!
$-$-$ wut !s every1 talk!ng abt w badges r human drone th!ngz here or smth do ! need 2 h!de my stuff™
pEtroA ApocAp chit
It's quite the sight no? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/009824d140c1.png
I am as calm as a clam now.
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎The møøn is very pretty tønight˚.⭒
AN EGG PARADE THAT NEVER ENDS! #EGGSWEEK
I'm doing fintastic! I just recently celebrated my wiggling day wit)( my quads and my descendants, so I'm kind of at t)(e )(ig)( end of ecstatic 3X)
I was persuaded to join )(ere by my matesprit, so I )(ope t)(is ends up being a good avenue for making friends, so... S)(ello everygoby!
My portrait from my most recent portrait! )(e)(e 3X) (Cropped to respect t)(e privacy of t)(ose in t)(e image!) https://file.garden/aZev1IGu7TMQhaT8/chitter%20images%20%3A)/portrait.png
guyz, i just got called oomf, its kind of a cutieful nickname xO but wut does it mean... oemhgee
we shuld all b oomfies x)
awoofie.. all will observ our friendship,,, x)
Wordle 1,746 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 GUYZ, DIS IS SOOO AWESUM @gratui2usAnnuity x) OKAY UR TURN!!!
Fake hater. https://i.po+stimg.cc/sf5QLR1r/image-2026-03-30-030219402.png
my door dasher got into a carcrash its fine tho
eatin lil strawberry gummy candies <3 #food
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i think i im going f for a w walk.
I will.
Do it.
Do I dare post a picture of me here
Ugh......... I still feel all weird a8out Tavros.........
so twue !!!!!!!!! dont wanna fiww up on aww-you-can-eat bweadsticks so soon befowe such a huuuuuuuge pawty !!!!! twagans sooooo excited to weave jeevik iswand with a fuww bewwy and a smiwe on theiw face !!! X3
no no weawwy !!! twagan made a widdwe bit of an exception fow the wactawt cuwdswab since twagan wuuuuuvs sweet tweats !!! twagan wouwd go to the owive gawden ..... but they dont have any neawby ..... and besides ..... twagan doesnt weawwy wuv cattendants aww that much ............
Wordle 1,742 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Today's was a toughie.
hewwo !!!!!!!!!!! X3
hehehe yay !!!!!!!!!!!! twagan has a weawwy weawwy cutesy wutesy bannew on theiw chittw pwofiwe now !!!!!!!!! yippee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3
.. MY EX MORAIL
HAND HOLDING. WITH A SIDE OF CUDDLING.
IM KICKING MY FEET TO MY OWN IMAGINATION.
I guess I'll just treat this like the other site Ahem AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
i want in on da next raffle
passes the vibe check carry on
doing a confessional stream tmrw, drop ur biggest secrets n guilts in the comments!
Thanks to @cloudyGentleman I now have to inflict this upon the Chittrspace: Build the best sandwich. It doesn't have to follow a specific style for construction. Go crazy, but make it make sense, not like what you did with the buffet plates you greed-filled sacks.
I need to spiffy up. Imagine if you would a curly ended stache a tailcoat and a top hat. A real old fashioned gentleman id be and dapper to boot!
I return to Chittr only to see we have been granted Rechitts. Blessed be, may my seed spread.
the human king of burgers definitely knows his stuff
did u know: random appearfying brownies r deliciosus
I MADE IT I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
My little Peanut is not only a comedian but a well respected teacher! They've truly come a long way in the last twenty-four hours, it brings tears to this proud mother's eyes! #MomLife #ProudMom
KISS ME YOU ANIMAL -BURN THE BALLROOM #NOWPLAYING
Aṅyȯṅė ėlsė's aṅtlėrbėast lusus ėat iṅ a pėculiar way..? Dad gėts kiṅd ȯf viȯlėṅt aṅd I'm ṅȯt surė thats ṅȯrmal.
// Im mildy assume rping as karkat knowing full well i msg ppl like "HAI AHI HALLOO I LUV YOUU<3333 hi bubby!!! oh u cute thing squuishing ur cheeks!!" im a joyous moe boy
the food and cleaning carts aren't gonna get here soon / do i brave the journey to a cooler car for food
My favourite childhood memory is not being in agony.
we aren't being evicted.
T'is an honor @markiPlier to b' recognized by a troll \/\/\/\/hose follo\/\/\/\/in' is almost t\/\/\/\/o percent o' the Empress! @imperiousCondescension https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d87744aba665.png
THEY ADDED A REBLOG BUTTON HELL YEA
oh fuck yes rechitt is granted
i hate u breakfasy https://i.redd.it/ivc010avw6w91.jpg
♦Being gone for an hour and the site decides it’s my time to see a whole new world♦
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Prototype your body and make out with your resulting spriteself. Do it you coward. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #nsfw
dumb linguistic question. do trolls say good light instead of good night? after all i think most of you are nocturnal right? like how humans are mostly diurnal?
hELLO, cHITTR! i HOPE EVERYONE, hAD A GOOD SLEEP, aND IS READY TO HAVE, a GOOD NIGHT,
i luv seeing sxy babes flrting w echothr, liek yessss!! kiss makout tongue echothr!! nd let me watch <333 #nsfw
i know i can post #nsfw but it is still intimidating lol... what if like, my brother sees it??? EEK!
currently seeking out hugs :(
I Am A Troll That Owns Five Ovens
Or, you know. Don't. #LeaveUsAlone #Please #StopInsisting
mmy score goes up so fast because i nnever shut da hell up #YapperEra
Anyone currently experiencing a housing crisis is free to alert me and I will have my team assist you.
I rather fancy the idea of the idiomatic expression of “losing one’s train of thought”. A humorously huffy sort, tongue lolled out and peppered with panting. Overalls struggling to hold the shapely curve of a belly chronically unable to remain covered by clothing. The thought train is soaring off on the horizon and this only furls the labor intensive desperation to flag it down more. The voice raises. The engine roars. The voice pleads. The whistle beams. Did. Did I just make it a sex thing?
Please alert me if he sells to you. I have been trying to buy his potions for years, but he continues to claim they are too strong for any creature lesser than a dragon.
potion seller.. i am going into battle and i need only your strongest potions!!!!
PIERCE THE VEIL HOW I LOVE YOU.
(( I love seeing diff ways to fk up typing to fit roxy's character, its so fun yall <33 roxy cult wne?
((Ngl for the most part i do appreciate people being like. playful mean than MEAN mean to the shitty characters cause there IS till normal regular people behind the shitty character accounts lol))
good morning everyone! pro tip, don't drink orange juice with a bit tongue!
Cheese and fucking crackers i slept absolutely dreadful last night. Thats the last movie marathon for a while i think.
((I LOVE THE OOC BUTTON!! LET ME EXPRESS MY JUBULAITON AND JOY FROM RPING AND EXPRESS TO THE OTHER ROLEPLAYERS THEYRE DOING AMAZING AND R FUNNY AND TOTES RADICAL!!!!
B33 < furosted flakes arent as good as I remembpurr B33 < but at least I get to look at the number 1 furry mascot thirst trap while i eat
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SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME (WHOA) SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME (WHOA) SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME (WHOA, WHOA, OH, OH) #lyricPOSTING #BECAUSEFUCKYOU.
:o) It is swell to be understood for once
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My ultimate social dividends. Behold the new badge.
s)(it fuckin need dat
:o) seems I've discovered an alternate means of communique.
now watching: lara croft tomb raider thanks jake for the recommendation!!! hopefully better than anything milla jovovich is in... those re movies are terrible!
Let not even the biblical firmament, the cosmic confluence of stars, or even collisions between galaxies stop you. Get big. I want to see.
CAN A BOY SIMPLY SAY CLAPS MY HAND JOYOUS LIKE
ENVISIONING THE CONCEPT OF A TIER LIST RANKING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHARES MY IDENTITY ON THIS WEBSITE AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. WE ARE ALL F-TIER. AS IS THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT WRITTEN INTO THE LAWS OF REALITY ITSELF. PACK IT UP AND HEAD HIVE. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.
hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk
rechittinnpsots i hate 2 b contrairian
C'mon child safety lid you know it's me.
Sometimes, if you can not think of a suitable word, you can just sort of make one up. #honesttruths
Happy Tuesday.
honk
i just woke up an hour ago.
oh my god i adore waking up more features on the site its turning into a beautiful butterfly right before my eyes good morning chittr critters (tm) how are we feeling
cønsøle.løg("in a perfect wørld all wømen are made øf at least a little metal and cømputatiønal pøwer");
Oh lOvEly! fInAlly wE hAvE rEcItts! thAnk yOU OmnIcIEnt OvErlOrds Of OUr bElOvEd wEbsItE!
i handing 0ut free autism diagn0sis t0 any0ne wh0 is willing t0 pr0ve it in s0me way shape 0r f0rm. step right up. 0u0
we gotta make a quads dating app. like gutsgrindr or something but for specific quadrants.
「 Welcome to hell. We have baked goods and torment. And gasoline drinkers. ⥮
haiiii!! welcome 2 da party