♦ pitied by @cryptaestheticThespian
⚇ Hot Shit, Flush Letters 18:14 ⚇ "Push me down, lover. Lay me back and get your pretty hands 'round my throat nice and tight while a sister bounces on it crazy-style. I wanna see your sexy-ass, sweaty-ass face eclipse the twinkling moons while we rut like beasts." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture #NSFW ⚇
@technicallyTimaeus You're up! Uhm. You don't.. You don't count for my normal rating system! But we're both technologically inclined so I was able to dig up some other stats about you. Although you are technically a single gram of mass containing all of your data hidden within a set of glasses, that doesn't mean you're out of the running. #nsfw #bulgerating? Uhm. Okay. Physically. There is no bulge. Or penis. Or anything! He's sunglasses. However I was able to connect to his personality protocol and--make some determinations. Hhhh. There was already a simulated bulge file in here. Uhm. Several. Seems like he had gotten quite ahead of himself. But I'm going to measure his human bulge from these files. Length: Uhm, well. This was a series of sequenced binary that when compiled and viewed through his display would put him at approximately seven earthly inches! However. Girth: Uhm. The 'base' was described as having a girth of a 'Good ass highlighter'. Hhh Hydration: He leaks. A lot! Watercooled, I guess. haha. Uhm. Sensation: He is sensitive along the glans delta at an 8 out of 10 and prostate stimulation at a 4 out of 10. He doesn't have these, as he is glasses. Cut: Not Cut! Uhm. I feel like I know more about... the human who made him than him. But still...
I am going to walk into the sea and never return
peefenestrate? fuck. call me jesus christ the way people want my feet and i'm washed
⚇ blessed be, my wicked kin. ⚇
“cosmichorror followed you” oh.
she wwas supposed to rub rogaine into my wwidowws peak but she left me for lord daebble dob the shiesty sewwermancer a the east #broken
rose tripped ove r her platforms LOL #sillybitch
†) SAY I7 AGAIN SAY I7 AGAIN. <3< (†
†) 7H' GIMP IS LOBO7OMIZED AND CRIPPLED. I7'D BE MORE LAIKE... BRINGING 7H' DOG 7' 7H' DOG PARK. #NSFW #NSFWE #GORE #VIOLENCE (†
⚇ i need to get my eyes on subjuggulator wrestling again. ⚇ i been investigatin' human shit. ⚇ and wwe has so much potential. ⚇ but it falls so motherfuckin' flat. ⚇ what are all these god damn ADS, bro? ⚇ even the empress ain't this god damn shameless. ⚇ maybe i start managing my own fed or some shit. ⚇ just to feel something. ⚇
^v sometimes i have to wonder why anyone even watches the content i make. i don't even want to rewatch some off the content i make but editing is lyke relyving your lyffe as you stand before the judge off the affterlyffe.
Well I th1nk at th1s po1nt I should off1c1ally 51ve up on 5ett1n5 any amount of sleep on account of 1t's almost 9:30 AM ǂ:/
◌ I might be out of motivational quotes for the night. ⧂
ONE, GLAD TO KNOW SOMEONE HAS WATCHED THAT DAMN FITNESS SERIES THAT FAILED BY YOURS TRULY. TWO, AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE CURIOUS?
This Is A Mood I Feel More People Should 8e In Sometimes –xoxo
bad time to be Completely illiterate in honkin'.