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Looking to inject your SQL into my application layer? Don't worry, My backend's sanitized. #pickupline ? #nsfw
i think im not over my situationship
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The only way to prevent a game of SBURB is to ensure nobody ever interacted with it in the first place! © SBURB 2009
MAYBE OILED UP MEN FIGHTING /IS/ HOT.. #NSFW
_(°:з」∠)_ #omgroxselfieeeee https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_1634.jpeg
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Gay sex! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The loading screen can loop! © SBURB 2009
I am not being paid to be President at the moment, I am currently just doing it for the love of the game.
:33< ameowzing digital purrcus :33< send chitt
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The quickest speed run of SBURB to date took only 4 years, 8 months, 13 days, 6 hours, 12 minutes, and 45 seconds! © SBURB 2009
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d02055f96544.jpg Silly Goal of the Day attained. Following 666. If you align with that genre of the occult.
I love being normal and relatively okay in everything I do
Is this in order?
I NEED TO LOWK COMMIT SOME #SELFCEST RIGHT ABOUT NOW. CAN ANOTHER ME LET ME BOUNCE ON IT PLEASE. HIT ME UP. PLS. #NSFW
Meow.
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
I have just been informed "clapping" an individual does not mean applauding them. You are all insane.
♰ i think having a large, deeper voiced troll begging for me quietly in my ear with their bulge in my hand would mellow some things out for me this evening... maybe... #nsfw ♰
no hot people use chittr.
CHITTR ISNT FRIENDLY TO BOYS WITH HOBBIES IS WHAT IVE LEARNED
Does anyone know who left a “WOLRDS OKAYIST AUTIST” mug on my desk? I need someone to right a formal thank you letter to
@almostShowtime Caine when do we get lesbian day in the circus? And why haven't we gotten it before?
On my journey to “Everybody who likes you” Island, I passed “Everyone who is mad at you” Island and noticed it’s been uninhabited for years. I’ve sent a team of scientists to analyze the soil, sorry.
•ᴥ- when someone has a cute laugh. that's all i need. a giggly guy. -‿- -ᴥ•
// boobie. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489314059407986790/image.png?ex=69cff74d&is=69cea5cd&hm=0693f65dee736de1b9ad8f4bb1757aa4690276c5b3336eb8d9b99aa5ed65faa3&
@pickpocketingintellect didnt like my gift smh https://i.imgur.com/eg22goj.jpeg #nsfw
hole posting soon. #nsfw
It Is Quite The Range Of People, Including Many Humans On This Site it Is Incredibly Fascinating To Observe
•ᴥ- another day, another collab. #nsfw -ᴥ•
It Appears There Was Quite A Hustle For This Site, So I May As Well Join The "hype"
A question for those of a more trollian persuasion. How would you describe the difference between waxing black or ashen for someone? (Or just a good old-fashioned desire to kill them for real?)
Your hate fuels me @turingTranscendence @twwiinAquariium
♯THIS IS NOT AN ♯INVITATION
if ♯i had a ♯6'7" ♯purpleblood ♯stomp through my ♯hive well ♯goodluck finding my ass
okay more normal post to do i had a really really nice breakfast! bacon eggs hashbrowns, pancakes. good time for a nap.
NICE ARGUMENT. UNFORTUNATELY I’VE ALREADY DEPICTED MYSELF AS THE CUTE SLEEPY PUPPY, AND YOU AS THE PILLOW IT’S LYING ON
Whattt exacttt opinion do you have on zlam poetttry? Curiouz to kknow whattt y'all ttthinkk.
<:0]> ✌︎❄︎ 💧︎☟︎✌︎👎︎⚐︎🕈︎💧︎ ☜︎👎︎☝︎☜︎📪︎ 💧︎☟︎✌︎❄︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ❄︎🕈︎✋︎☹︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎ ☼︎☜︎✞︎☜︎☼︎✋︎☜︎
SIGNS ARE COOL. WE NEED MORE SIGN PFPS.
if your kink sucks im telling you no btw lol.
fuck it. i'll do discounted videos if yall dm me. #nsfw ((They will be 'posted' on the timeline, just tell me what ya want lol. Pleeeeease dont dm me on dave and rose variants though))
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
https://i.imgur.com/vkj1cbx.jpeg
BUY A DOG BOWL WITH MY NAME ON IT #PETPLAY #NSFW
uncomfortable but true statement rap is poetry and some of you aren’t ready to hear that “two to the one, from the one to the three i like good pussy and i like good tree smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe and i get mo' ass than a toilet seat” - troll nate dogg #nsfw #substance #lyrics
SHOVING YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU WEREN'T A FUCKING PUSSY #NSFW
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/02/images-2.png
Callie Has Been Contained, Continue On With Your Days.
boys who are girls who are boys who are girls who are bisexual.
Im prepping my ittiest briefs for the show! Dont forget to #oilup and turn out for the throw down of the CENTURY. The impervious hero jake english stakes his claim into two ruffian cads... the infamous heel dirk strider himself guards the corner and swings from the ropes... will eridan ampora prove to be friend foe or something far more dastardly?? Set the station and shake the static from your boobtube! All will be revealed AND MORE at #eridanweek!
"wow everyone on here is ♯horny" ♯um ♯yes ♯where have you been for the last ♯bajillionhours
"every1 is horny rn" nawt me im findign neggs on neppets 4 my 500 aishas #mother
Morning ΣvΣryonΣ ¡¡ I hopΣ all of you havΣ a nicΣ day =:D
my lusus is always asking when i'M going to fill my quads. doesn'T it understand that being one of the key posters and contributors to culture on this site is more important than that? a quad will last a sweep, maybe a few at most. these posts? timeless.
PFP Update :3 https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/TROLLSONA1_NOMARK_PFP1_jan2026.png
Whoever left a “WORLDS OKAYIST AUTIST” mug on my desk, thank you for recognizing my averageness. I will now use this to partake in the common ritual of using grounded up beans from a tropical climate to wake me up every single day.
<-(((What does a lady have to do to partake in some torrijas at this time of sweep #eggybread)))->
<:0]> I WAS ØRDERED TØ DITCH ÞE JESTER PFP :<
growing up is realizing you are gay all of you
1'm st1ll soooooo n4k3d rn. why 1s 1t lowk3y b3tt3r th4n b31ng cloth3d??? #nsfw
<:0]> I CAUGHT MI MØIRAIL HØRNIPØSTING ØN MAIN LMAØ #NSFW
make those kull scores
<:0]> I AM QUITE FØND ØF SLIME #SUBSTANCES
1'v3 b33n cook1ng th1s up for 4 l1ttl3 b1t!! hop3 1t w4s worth th3 w41t 1f you s4w my l4st post. >8] #nsfw [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/66634324fc6d.jp3g
I lied, unpausing chittr. Wanted to go to MxRP but it pranked me.
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cuddling my kid and giving him little kisses on his head
throw a strider some shades
Nnonbinaries.~<
Dick. #nsfw (Art: [Idk, i tried reverse image searching it and it leads to some icky places of reposted art so I know its not from there. This piece is at least a decade old so the user may have deactivated. Tldr, SOURCE ME!]) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae9378b876da.jpg
I much prefer the quiet of chittr in the morning. It's much more tolerable when there aren't a thousand petty voices vying to be Chittr's Most Funny.
where do you TThiink you goTT TThaTT TTraiiTT from iin TThe fiir2TT place
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, #rankworks, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
this feels like some shit rose would post about me https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1397047214320259196/1489087859444154528/8ba73ae9ec3b19de425de9ad1298a5e7.png?ex=69cf24a3&is=69cdd323&hm=d4039aae95eb8cc1e93db56aa9fdcc4807acb8aefc8cade3c982612435ac941c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
saw this and thought of dirks https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1489087422724833450/304813b44111c19602fd9152d1679ea9.png?ex=69cf243b&is=69cdd2bb&hm=616cb7428c5f2239154c888426f062b062f2178c7e218fc4caa678c4b61d0b56&
🎶 #nowplaying — Battle On! httpZ://youtu.be/Z26RB1O-7y0?Zi=iOnZm8P7oNnNx-QP
:33 < *ac takes a drag furrom his blunt* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8c3c0c01163.png #substance #selfie
i love liberally blocking everyone block me ill block you back dont need to see your shit if you arent seeing mine
"you disgusting freak you are such a good boy" we call this technique the ultimate gay blast of double kink satisfaction #nsfw
stole half of this btw im only half creative
I HAVE BOTH A PRAISE KINK AND A DEGRADATION KINK. IT'S VERY CONTRADICTORY. ):B #NSFW
More #yuri for the exclaiming masses. #nsfw and I don't know if this counts as #gore? https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/22/953bb320f89a699901813e3ef84b671cc053bf1f.png
Saw a snail today. Effervescent.
I am begging you all to stop admitting to crimes on my feed.
... What the hell, sure.
▲hey @barackObama if you comment under this in 5 minutes I'll post my spheres, gotta win a bet▼
I WENT TO A TROLL TWENTY ONE PILOTS CONCERT LAST SWEEP. I UNDERESTIMATED HOW LOUD THE BASS IN HEAVYDIRTYSOUL WOULD BE. SO, I DIDN'T BRING SPONGE CLOTS PROTECTION. MY HEARING HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE.
I am not in a sexual relationship with that man.
It has come to my attention that many of you believe I am no longer President. This is false. “President” is merely the title given to the individual currently occupying the Oval Office, and I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchhill.
:33 < Hmmm.. purrhaps I could get away with posting just a little something! Feast mewre eyes, and don't tell editorial :'3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8df71bb1a35.png
I WAS OUT BEING JOYOUS AT THE PARK ALL DAY.
oh fucK yeZ free dinner #MyDiZc #FreeFlavordiZc #ThanKYouBaldGuy
greetingZ nerevar. have you heard of undertale?
Oh my kingdom for just a thumbs up and thumbs down
Fire absolutely counts.
Do some sort of reaction on this post if you have a beam attack. Thank you.
Hello Chittr Just Came Back From Getting Ass Fucked
bye, just saw someone post about how their mare recovered from a traumatic brain injury. 🥹
a very, very small hello.
Oh. A purple Dave. I wonder if that blue one is here too.
if you were wondering where ive been i fell in a hole earlier and got stuck and i am continuing to be stuck in the aforementioned hole. dont try to look for me though im navigating my way out through a series of underground tunnel systems
I am basically here to see if like. Four people show up.