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@itsDirk can i have my son now?
a little respect for women can get you very VERY far!
it makes me curious now is there like. chalk-based recipes n shit @grownFuchsianmale can u confirm this check ur archive
Maybe you just haven't found the right shade!
hello chittr / as many of my more avid fans / may know / tonight at 10 am / several sweeps ago / i had officially entered the world / as a complete troll / today is my wriggling day / i wanna celebrate this / even though / usually i don't / celibate it publicly / because my friend / miss jeevic / does a big thing every sweep / i wanna host an event you all have given me / so so much / so i wanna give back / this wipe / or week for my human fans / i'm encouraging everyone / to submit some form of self expression / or art / under this post / as a reply / some examples could be / like / a poem about how art changed your life / or a drawing expressing your love for creation / or a song about what makes you smile / or a short game / or maybe a voice acted monologue / art is vast / i wanna see how you like to express yourself / kinda like a game jam / but it's not just games / and it lasts a wipe / and the theme is creativity / if that makes sense because it's a fun event / i thought i would give a prize / to whatever i like best / thought / of course / art is subjective / and i don't want you to pander / to the winner / they can do a collab with me / or receive a song / made by me / for them / or if they want neither / just a badge / i hope you all have fun if you have any questions / feel free to ask / happy creating
[ DATE NIGHT! ] ughhh, i just don't seem to have any luck these days!!! people are, like, soooo inconsiderate. :( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8b6c9c261f3.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9509afe35c73.webp #suggestive #camiart
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⛧what if i burrowed into your stomach and under your ribcage so i could live as a tumor on your bloodpusher feasting off your blood. would you still love me if i was your tumor? #gore #bodyhorror #blood⛧
she just has these hot ass shark teeth that i NEED in my shoulders and chichis. #suggestive #yearning
I have enough money to retire furefur but the grind is my fetish...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
That whiskey soaked mozzarella got me acting unwise...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I'm eating it all...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
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Ah. Perry the Platypus! You've already fallen right into my trap! You see, by doing dialogue like a specific doctor, you are now reading this in Doctor Doofenschmirtz's voice!
Oh shit! Oh yeah! Oh shiiiiiiiit!
Heph8stus FINALLY made me a transportalizer. You know what that means. I'm going places. ::::)
📍 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗭𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘!! you guys seriously blew this venue up!! thank you for being in attendance. and a special thank you to @imJunior for capturing this still of me, he knows my best angles so well!! :) https://i.ibb.co/4Z79D8Wd/CAMI-final-homestuck-chittr-1-half-body-rough-gesture-gift-sing-the-chorus-concert-pose-blue-split-t.webp #camiart
8=l < He bit me but we're both clean now
hmm... that's twice today that i've interested trolls in my presence.. be it at their residence or my own.
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8=l < Like this post if you want me to greatly embarrass myself
8=l < I am waiting for an arbitrary number of likes befoal I do the thing on my last post
C=~ Let us go dhe questioningg ggame toggedher aggain! C=~
eat my shorts
#zhrεdd1ng1t αnd by '1t' wεll... hεh...
not only do i put the "girl" in girlbulge, i also put said bulge in girls! #nsfw #lesbianstuff
cOokoUt's OvEr but i'm kEepIng the bAnnEr cuz i lOOk fUckIn grEAt in it.
that all said penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispe *getz dragged away from my pc* #nsfw
MMMM. RICE.
SAy y★u wAnT T★ fuck T★Riel And n★ ★ne bATS An eye, SAy y★u wAnT T★ fuck PAPYRUS And All ★f The Sudden y★u'Re fucking weiRd like ★kAy mAn. Fuckin cl★SeTed fuRRieS. #nSfw #pApyRuSSupRemAcy
The Addendum In Mortis Of Ones Final Deeds Mark One's Position In The World In Relation To The The Soul's Coordinates In Public Attention. Heroes Of Might Both Good Are Evil Are Worshiped Above The Peasantly Righteous And Forgettable Evil. For In This World As God Made Paradox Decreed There Is Only Determination.
Let's get this party started!!! We're celebrating the weekend over at XandraTVLive.
gruuhhtime tooo sooouund like michaaael HEEE HEE!!!! Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! *moooooonwaaalx*(¬ºཀ°)¬
((Image references and trivia for the jellyfish girl. Couldn't find the pin, obligatory repeat.)) OC Trivia: - She/her pronouns, 5'3, 115lbs. - Her name comes from Pelagia Noctiluca, The scientific name for the Mauve Jellyfish. - This is my oldest OC. Wee - Pelagi is a MASSIVE germophobe/mysophobe. She believes there are infectious plumes everywhere, and that saltwater repels them. - Anywhere you see freckles on her body, those are bioluminescent chromatophores. Page WILL contain COPIOUS amounts of #NSFW, #NSFWE, and occasionally #violent content. This is your sign to depart if this doesn't suit your fancy. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bbd4fc2655f3.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b0e7d699157e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d15580eb58ac.png FULL NSFW GALLERY: https://imgchest.com/p/na7kpoz9m48 Flashing lights warning for the gif, mild it's not very fast at all. https://i.imgur.com/QmbaW4E.gif Tags to peruse: #tentascrawling (nsfw & nsfwe) #jellyfishposting #iamthebubbletroll
perhaps I will. par+ake in some wine +oligh+.
in just two da7s, #si(knast7sunda7 will open its doors on(e again! 7ou - 7es, 7ou - are invited to (ome on down and have a good time, with someone! or someones! (lear 7our s(hedule, and of (ourse leave room for h7giene beforehand, too. i don't reall7 sa7 that here, but ma7be it wouldn't hurt to remind 7ou all to be (lean #nsfw
Enlarge Yourself #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/2086/sample_f3619ed0fe27f4fc467bffb572c8ca07.jpg?14522882
Hey. How are you doing?
tungsten cube
im not a woman. i should be forced into a maid outfit and misgendered and called a good girl #tbh #needdat or a good boy im not picky
I'M ENCOURAGING YOU. TO POP A TITTY.
all of your theories are wrong goodbye
Lime is what makes Corona beer palatable. #mytwocents #trendhopping
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I uh... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Kinda love my friends an awful bunch? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < There are more-a-y'all than I reckon I've ever met people in my life...not even sure how t'handle havin' followers...b-but... ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< Thank YOU. Genuinely. I ain't gonna downplay it none. I'm humbled endlessly...hopefully this ping ain't too imposing-like, 'n th'sight 'o my smilin' face can brighten yer day just a smidge...!!!! Means more than anythin' t'behold and be held in yer thoughts...just as EWE were mine, all followers!!! #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XChittr #GygaxianBholding
You'vve clearly nevver fucked a pair o soft thighs then #nsfww
Also it's fuckin dumb tae talk aboat asses wwhen THIGHS ARE RIGHT THERE, SOL. #nsfww #directposting
*tzzk* I need. To take a moment. To calm myself down. Ah. I am glad. People liked the post. At least. #suggestive *sskh*
Gorp posting. #gorp
ToDally just hackeD inDo my frienD's webcam feeD. That moron flexes shirDless while wearing a goDDamn cape. AbsoluDe moron.
*tzzk* ... Maybe I will try. One of these. #nsfw concept posts. Test my prose. Take time so that there are less stops and starts. Yes. Let's do that. *sskh* *tzzk* You are not alone. In the ship. It is never truly dark, dim lights of the various consoles and. Important elements that need to be on are never far from sight. You know that. There is nowhere to hide, that you will be spotted if you do. Anything at all. And still, you hope it is surreptitious enough that you are at your desk. "Working". With one hand under the table, as you lean over the datapad and pretend you aren't just tapping nonsense. You steady your breath as your crewmate. Comes near to ask you a question. You pretend your cheeks aren't flushed. That you aren't two fingers deep in yourself. That you aren't getting off on the risk of being noticed. You are pretty sure they can tell. But they don't comment, if they have seen anything, and you can convince yourself that they didn't notice. When they leave the room, the rush of relief after the adrenaline. Helps you finish. You fight to keep silent. The struggle for secrecy only makes it feel better. You will do this again. You wonder whether next time will be the time you get caught, or if you already have been. *sskh*
perchonally i think the way humans reproduce #nsfw #pregnancy is gross as fuck and if we was doin that as trolls id have moved to a new planet and lived as a grumborgle that reproduces with they minds or some shit
nhhhh.,.,.,,, k-kissing the balls i-is a niCe way to show appreCiation.,,.,. #nsfw
.fit checK #gothnighT
8=l < Oh wow 8=l < Abso100tely magnificent!
Everyone I*s Asleep, Whi*le I* Am Here Thi*nki*ng Of My Funny Bunny <3. post, bulge. #yearni*ng #nsfw https://fi*le.garden/avi*ln_qn93xomwyz/ri*osexyselfi*e.pngᛝ
love whh~en kinky people communicate it5 5o hh~ot
\ o >< o / #juniorbadgedyou
I wonder if once I lose my virginity I'll just start fucking anyone or my standards will remain in tact? I have been using the excuse I'm waiting for someone nice but I'm not sure how much longer that excuse will hold. #nsfw
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i should be allowed to dig around inside you #nsfw #nsfwe #violence? #gore?
You are welcome in my court should you choose instead of oblivion.
Maybe I should pursue ascension just like In case The King thing wigged me out about cosmic horrors
beggin this shit to stop.
chugging pumpkin spice vodka like a pussy #substance
The door can be remade. The door can be reborn.
Wow, did not expect that reaction. #nsfw
repetitive reminder to protect your peace and block people you don't like instead of complaining, even if they didn't do anything wrong 💯 #yolo
I have caved, enjoy. ⠀ ⠀ #nsfw #tittytuesday
My breasts are pretty small, I'm quite sure no one wants to see them. #nsfw #tittytuesday
So, tea anyone?
So true actually why do trolls love causing the apocalypse so much (I am processing so much venison rn for the aforementioned bbq)
y is every game of thrones game a dumb lil tactical siege game or smth i wanna play a big open world one...
Simply remove the life force from elder gods that misbehave.
Why would Vinny ever need a girlfriend when he has Pauly D and his mom spoiling him. #JerseyShore #TruthBomb
This. Actually makes sense. Thank you.
getting kissed on the ne(k #suggestive
Okay No But Actually For Real Like I Joke A Lot About How My Type Is Big Buff And Can Kick My Ass And All But Like Genuinely? Genuinely? I Just Need Someone Who Takes Me Seriously Lol Someone Who Sees My Theatrics For What They Are Instead Of Brushing Me Off As Overdramatic, And Doesn't Belittle My Feelings. Who Actually Listens When I Talk Even If I'm Not Always Saying Things Outright Cuz I Know I Talk In Circles And I'm Not Looking For A Mind Reader I'm Really Not But Like. I've Been Understood Before. I Wanna Know I'm Understood Again, I Wanna Feel Loved And Wanted, Problems And All
I like how cringe your handle is.