♣ mediated by @mafiaPrincess

i'll let this one speak for itself. ~_~

*i'm* a freak of natUre, eh? say, have yoUr wings grown in yet?

YOu ARE FAT THOuGH. FAT ENOuGH TO SINK MY TEETH INTO. #INCEST #???? #AM-I-HASHING-THE-TAG-RIGHT

CALLIOPE I SAID WOMEN. YOu ARE A FREAK OF NATuRE. THOSE DON'T HAVE SEX DISTINCT COuNTERPARTS. ONLY FREAKSHOW ATROCITIES. LIKE YOu.

brother, coUld yoU at least make an effort not to imply yoU want to shag me? for five minUtes? #incest

NO. TEEHEE. BECAuSE ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME WOMEN. MY WOMEN. WITHOuT EXCEPTION. EVEN YOu. WHOEVER YOu ARE. THE BEAuTIFuL. ELEPHANTINE WOMAN READING THIS. IT'S OKAY. DON'T BE SHY. I COuLD HEAR THE TREMORS YOuR APPROACH CAuSED. SEVERAL MILES AWAY. I DON'T MIND. THE THuNDROuS BOOM. OF YOuR OBESE EXCESS. I FIND IT. TOLERABLE. AN ASSET TO BE WEAPONIZED. AGAINST PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ME. SEE? I AM A CHARM MASTER. WHO MASTERED ALL THE CLASSES. THEY COuLD TEACH YOu AT CHARM SCHOOL. SEXMASTER SuDuCTRESSOR. AND STATE OF THE ART LOVE GuRu.
dude this SUCKS youre not evven givvin me half a chance wwhatevver you suck and i dont wwant your stinkin human genital diseases mussin up my royal dowwn under
I don't even know why my phone's set up to send those kind of alerts. There was a small explosion centered inmy vicinity. I'm fine.
The cruel jade harley once again bullies ME the great and lovable jack with her damn frogs Im preparing the secret weapon

Going for a walk. Anything could happen. #NSFW #NSFWE #Implied #Agrexophilia #Intercourse #Outercourse #Outerspacecourse #Heavy-Petting #Petplay #Dubcon #Incest #Fluff #Angst #PWP #Domestic-Fluff #Hurt-Comfort #First-Time #Last-Time #Creampies #Alternate-Universe #Modern-AU #Medieval-AU #One-Night-Stand #Established-Relationship #Oral-Sex #Anal-Sex #Anal-Crushing #Facesitting #Facefucking #Blow-Jobs #BBWS #Rimming #Dirty-Talk #BDSM #Dominance/Submission #Spanking #Gore #Snuff #Murder #Entrapment #Bondage #Unbalanced-Power-Dynamics #Praise-Kink #Humiliation-Kink #Pain-Kink #Masochism #Sadism #Aftercare #Safewords #Subspace #Dominant-Character #Submissive-Character #DDLG #ABO #MMLG #MLG #MILFs #Switching #Top-Character #Bottom-Character #Versatile-Character #Masturbation #Mutual-Masturbation #Cooperative-Masturbation #Competitive-Masturbation #Fingering #Sex-Toys #Voyeurism #Exhibitionism #Threesome-F/M/M #Threesome-M/M/F #Threesome-F/F/F #Polyamory #Slow-Burn #Teratophilia #Coulrophilia #Amaurophilia #Autagonistophilia #Alvinolagnia #Chremastistophilia #Claustrophilia #Cryophilia #Dacnophilia #Dendrophilia #Macrophilia #Microphilia #Ecdysiophilia #Morphophilia #Odaxelagnia #Xenophilia

Nobody wants #EvilSurgery anymore due to the #incest implications. Strider you'll have to take your rotten, fetid tonsils elsewhere. #Subtletyisdead
who's inc3st and why do3s 3<3ryon3 s33m to b3 so angry at h3r? #inc3st

I have downright DELIGHTED in the company of a select number of you. This platform has introduced me to the most unlikely of cohorts, and unearthed common ground I might have never otherwise excavated. I almost forgive the rest of you for running around with your feverish hand down your trousers. #nsfw I guess.



