♦ pitied by @territorialTantalization
I'm out of Swedish Fish.
I've come to a realisation. I exist as a gimmick. I don't know if I have a self, or a person, but I can't put words to any of it. All my life I've been just reflecting whoever's in front of me, whoever's around me, and now I'm paying the price for it. I don't know what I am anymore, and now there's nobody left for me to match, to repeat. To copy, actually. I don't even see my own face in the mirror anymore. And when I do, I don't recognise it as me at first. Is this my comeuppance for being a fraud? Or was I set up for this all along? I want to be free. I want this to stop, but I'm afraid that whatever 'this' is just happens to be what I am. I'm invisible, and yet I'm so, so very visible. May God save me.
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Forces can only oppose each other if they want to! © SBURB 2009
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? It is not impossible to have 2 aspects! It is also not impossible to have 0 aspects! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The development of Sburb predates the Cambrian explosion! © SBURB 2009
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it was hard waiting at least an hour to like anyone's posts while i was pretending to be in a peanut coma. #peanutbuttersandwich
wait no there it is. i see it. #peanutbuttersandwich. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac333b1987b3.png
oh, bloody hell, did jane trap yoU in the shadow dimension as well? if yoU see my wife, tell her i've been painted.
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p.s. 1 h4t3 4lm0st 4ll 0f y0u. <3<
Screw jelly! I'm just going to have a straight up peanut butter sandwich. Check out my incredible and not at all shitty peanut butter sandwich, everyone. #peanutbuttersandwich! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f64343fee56d.png
Simply resurrected a sinking watercraft while marooned at the dockside. None-the-matter, all it took was some inventive skills.
Good evening, my cherished treasures. I have returned from quite the tempest.
♰ i knew the macaroni salad would be the first step to her facade breaking down ♰
Her eye is twitching. #aprilnormalday
gAmblIng UpdatE. its all gOnE.
YOu've tried dancing, you've tried lets plays, you've tried interviews. I'm sure you can find some good content to do with your lusii
imean . hello everyine this is timmy. meemaw gamgam has died badly . please send her money and.send rum
It'z zo unfortunate how eazily you can find zomeone attractive until they open their mouth.
How a8horrent, this must 8e the most appalling guest list I have ever encountered. A parade of jesters from the emerald moon, the garish fuchsia clown, an even larger 8uffoon, and, astonishingly, a law‑enforcement harlequin clad in teal and red. #Eridan-is-Weak
God, why are people actually even going to Eridan Week? Didn't zomeone fucking die and get rezurrected? What are we doing?
<3-Happy-trans-Invincible-day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/40b9ae8f5697.png
I'm sorry did I just find out that troll 88no$ died last night?
(( you can not see it as it's in dm's, but i have wrote mindfang to be the first troll in history to have father issues (lmfao) ))
That is. Not good.
The vact that I can't attend #eridanweek due to CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND MY APPERCEPTION is certainly HORRIBLE NEWS vor my REPUTATION. Or possibly AMAZING NEWS depending on the public's thoughts. REGARDLESS, send my regards to those whom this may regard.
Contrary to popular belief, it is not illegal to tell reporters to kill themselves or to commit #suicide.
Oh chrizt, I hear hiz loud azz footztepz marching over to my apartment block.
Fuck man I was just doing it for the bit why does catnip actually work on me fuuuck #substance ?
All commons? Ą̸̦̗̦̙̬̫̫̲͕̬̥̂̊̃̀̄̔̈́͝r̷̨̧̨̩̭̻̮͎̻͐̿͘e̵̝̩̱̗͇͇̹͎̻͖̣̽͋͛͌̉͌͒̃̿̐̈̀̈́̍̕ ̵̨̧̥̯̺͕̬͚͙͓̹̯̯͓̌́͑͂̏͊̿y̷̨̖͕̪͌͛͋̉͠͠͝ͅò̶̦̮͙̤͈̣͖̰̺̤̟̜̟͕͓̻̈́͛̀̀͆͋̏̂̈́̎̑ų̶̛̣̱̣̣̗̗̣̻͎͉͙̤̐̉̃́̏͂̈́̓͘ ̴͕͎̀́t̵̨̡̖̦̙̰̫̼̻͖̤̯̂̑̄̿̃͘͜͜ͅr̴̡̢̛͓̤̫̣̳͖̯͇̳̣͈̬͉̃̄̓̾̉̏̑̏̂̓̉̚͠͝y̷̧̢̪͈̘͇͍̹̮̳̰̪̬̘̙̌͊͊̍͑̓į̴͉̱͖̬̪̫͙̻͔̫̘͔̣̽̉̿̎͐̄̈́̓̎̇͘͜͝͝ͅn̴̠̞̟̦̮͎͔̐̿̽̈́̂̆̀̄̐͒̈́̓͗̋͝͝g̶̢̤̔̇͂̓̾̋̕͝ ̴̛̼́́̓͑̆͋́̋̄͛́͋̿̚̚̕ṭ̸̥̼̖̼̝̘̣̯̥̗̲͑̅̅͆̄́̎̔̂͂̚͘o̸͔̺̝̹̒̔ ̴̢̢̝͙͉̗̘̠̭̰͍̩̿̅͛̃͑̊̐̈́̆̋͘͜͝͝b̴͇̮̺̠͓͕͖̫͂̍̔̒́͂̒͆̄̒̽̅̔̕͜͝͝͝ͅờ̸̩͎͉̳̾́͆̈̃̍̎͜͠ř̴̺̞̖̤̙̣̈́͗͜ẹ̶̢̢͈͍̮̭̝̭̹͙̻̳̪͇͙̇̽͗̅͐͂̈́̊́̊͛͝ ̸̡͍͙̣̦͈̼̣̥̯̯͖̖̔̅̅̌̈́̈́̔̈́̈́̀͂̚̚͠͠m̶̟̞̠͔͎͚̮̩̣̅̈́̓̈́̔̕è̸̹̥̪͈̟ ̸͍̼̻͋̃͋͗̉̉̃͂̈̾͊̕͠t̵̨̛̮͕̹̣̲̤͙̬̊̀̓̉̀̊͘ͅo̶̺̗̬̗͇̯͈̣̱̟̼͕͚̖͙̪͊́̀̔̽̓̉̅̀̚ͅ ̶̺̯͕̼͚̗̻̜̐͊̃̄̄̒́̃͆̌̎̕͠͝d̴̨̙͚̦͍͍̲̠̬̫̺͚̃̎ë̵̡̪̻̬̱̻͖́ͅa̵̛̞͚̓̓͗̔̋̐̌͗͒͂̕t̸̥͎͈̱͎̻͎̘̖̙͕̣͑̐͐̅͑̋̔ḩ̶̢̢̱͇̯͎̱̳̻̼̟̟͐̄̅́̽̿͛̄̀͆̽͝ͅ?̸͓̬͠ https://i.imgur.com/uKxIyuA.png #WitchChittr #Occulism #GachALLHAILTHEEVERDARK #BLISS-BE-TO-THE-DREAD-BLIND-ETERNITIES #WITNESS-THE-ASCENSION #WITNESS-AND-DESPAIR #W̷̞͠i̸̧͎̤͓̻͍̱͖̺͕̪̅k̶̯͑͑́̔͝į̵̛̜͎̭̪̒͆͋̽̑̊̀͂̂̍̊̉̊͝P̴̡̞̝̟̟̺͊͂̊̇̇́͗̿̂͑͊͝u̷̧̙͙͖̪͍̦̪̼͇͙̥̭͋͝ͅl̶̨͎͙͈̳̼̥͕̠̃͊͋̋̊͒̿̇̅̀̾̚̕͝͝ļ̸̛̬̣͈̘̩͚͎͖͉̽̂̊͌̈̌̀̑͘͜͜͝D̸̡̧̙͚̣̩̦̩͉̗̊̈̑̈̈́̎̈́͂̅͛̀͘͝į̷̡̧͚̤̗͈̗̝̯̘͙̳̯̙̘͂̃̿͛̋̾̐͗͝ä̵̡͔̺͖̳̤͍͇̘́̀̾̌͆̈́̾̈́͐̽̃̄͋͑͛͘͜ #̷͇̜̟̜̘̅̈̌̈́̈́W̷̢̡̮͕̄́͝i̴͌̀̇͜k̶̙̜̼̳̍̂͗͝ͅḯ̶͎͚̪p̴̗̈ǘ̵̢͚̞̰͉l̷͓̾̇͑̚ĺ̵͖̠͖̐̽̌l̶̲̮͇̰̔l̶̨͇̐̔d̶͎̪͙̿͛͠͝ͅì̸͕̲̳͔͖a̴͔̝̝̺̦̍͊̀̑a̸̝̙̼̗͆̈́́a̶̝͇̍̿a̸̳̖͉̔ ̶͔͖̲̽̉͝#̴̢̛̝̒̎͘͜͠W̸̩̭̣͖̅͑̀͂͜i̸̼̺̓̈k̸̰͛̀͋i̵͈̤̼̟͈͑̏P̶̬̬̜̝̀͝u̵͎̒̈̇͂̿ĺ̵̨͉͉̯̇̓ĺ̸͙̜̺̿̈D̵̗̼̾̅̾̾͝i̸̠͉͐͊̉̕ó̷͕̭̑͋͒s̴̛̗̞̝̎̇̍͌ ̷̫̬̘̖͉̃̈̚#̶̲̟̜̾W̴̨͙̩̄͘͝ḯ̵̖̜̜̿̂͝k̶̞̩̒͂̌͗͘i̷̡̨̧͍͈̓̈́̾p̸̞̿̒͆ȕ̶̦̺͎̓͝l̷͔͋̈l̷̠̺̠̺͈̓͗̎̍̿G̸͎̹̞̩̊̿͋ờ̵̦̭̈́͝d̵̼͙͓̕͝ś̴̛̺
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` ♱oday i'm learning no♱ everyone likes being decapi♱a♱ed... ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
(( it becomes hard to interact with them due to amount of same characters. And also like we know who they are and what's their deal from the webcomic. The oversaturation seem to become visible with the amount of striders. Kind of sad to see that's allowed, but I think perhaps it's just their likeness to roleplay as fav character))
Oh, never you mind I suppose. It doesn't seem likely to come up.
y0u kn0w what, i change my mind. i prefer the pity reacts 0ver pe0ple in my n0tificati0ns trying their best t0 piss me 0ff t0night.
I will admit, though I am granted near-omniscience by nature, the further the timeline moves past the completion of my purpose the darker my vision grows. Such is also true of other timelines and universes marked by my other charming selves. Normally this is no concern of mine, all that I need to know is what is necessary for the summoning of my Lord. Still, this website offers a unique opportunity to expand my gaze and illuminate the darkest of pockets. And, to use a phrase that I rarely am given a chance to: I wonder what I will discover. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
"And that's a wrap!!!" @territorialTantalization https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/1676973b1vc9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7bbvv1caa068.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/26b416e9aa3e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/58a046a44b67.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/717d2030b74d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/59bd45e9aa7d.png
"It's a shame that all ov my dreams hav been obliterated during this ovr-24-hour-long video. How will I evr invorm the world ov all the reactions to my rude and questionable questions now that my spirit has been burnt to death? This is the saddest day ov my short, short liv. I am so sad. Gasp! A troll approaching me vrom the side! You, my vriend. Will you do me the honors ov doing the outro ov my video vor me? I am simply too sad, and sad about being sad, to do it myselv." @territorialTantalization https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/b864a12791ba.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/80838c9127b3.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c33bb806b326.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/e48504e38002.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/68bv6db73dbd.png
I'v sprained my strut pod. My dreams ov becoming a vamous dancer are ruined. @agileTwist #gore #injuries #ow #yesthisiswhatasprainlookslike https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/b1691992v450.png
"Trolls these days. DEVILING my EQUIPMENT. It's ridiculous how divvicult it is to get in one measly question bevore getting interrupted! How am I supposed to run a VUN and DRAMATIC account in which I harass people vor views when all I get is... ..........." (They would soon come to realize the misunderstanding being had here, largely being that Argyri thinks their hair is not sustenance and probably shouldn't be treated as such, but that thought might just be debatable.) @asphyxiatedCoyote https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/a724vcaa9199.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7v20e5b04cv9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/b9185b10vvd9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7evcv90340b9.png
You Have My Attention @scratchdoctor
for the last time no baby food is __not__ made of babies why do trolls keep askin me this???
what do these symbols mean, by the way? i'm not sure what to use them for. one of them looks like this <3, one looks like this <>, one looks like this <3<, and one looks like this c8<.
it's a long story, but basically, i played a game and found out the reward was godhood. i did not get to claim the reward, however. so it kinda sucks.
Could it get any colder? My poor beeehivez are all bundled up to try and keep them from kicking everyone out. I don't want to clean up the little buggy bodiez...
Fazcinating all the highbloodz who came to bee obnoxiouz and claim I don't work when I have a buzinezz I'm running. Bzz bzz. If I waz making enough money to bee comfortable, I wouldn't bee zaying anything about it. Hmmmm...
I have voted to accept the phrase “I’m just a girl” as a valid legal defense. This also includes many of its counterparts, including but not limited to; “I’m just a little guy,” “It’s my birthday,” and “I was tweaking.”
I am merely documenting my findings, so that those who come across these same questions in the future might have some point of reference regarding the inner workings of this platform. From what I have o8served, each comment on a post provides +5 Kult and +5 Kull. I do not 8elieve a post when cre8ted has any 8aseline points of this matter. It seems that engagement through the more “positive” quadrants reduces Kull you have amassed if there is a higher ratio of positive engagement and vice versa. What remains unclear, however, is whether all quadrants carry equal weight. I cannot yet determine whether a heart contri8utes more Kult than a diamond, nor whether a spade incurs more Kull than a clu8. It is a distinction I intend to examine further.
One heart equals +5 Kult points. If someone can diamond this, I can determine if it raises 8y +5, or lesser.
I predict somebody will say something stupid in the next hour. #justseerthings
X Man today. Wow. x
find my pages
Anytroll pazt teal iz on thin fucking ice.
I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
Currently accepting expressions of interest from potential employers. I have a robust resume including prestigious service as part of the Derse Kingdom, long-standing reputation within my local community, and a high Kult score. DM if interested. No Slicks.
CHEWING ON YOU?!?!?!?!?
doing this to @turntechCreamsicle https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e380455e355.gif
L'hyt tzrch lkrv thsfrh'zh.
I f33l like I bashed my thinkpan against a brick wall. Repeatedly.
Someone PLEASE make a scott pilgrim account so we can all reply to it with THE LINE
// my balls hurt bruh
Guyz. Criziz averted. He literally can't do zhit to me. He'z poor without me and my honey.
back on fucked up earth theyd kill u if u 67d because to THEM it just wasnt funny enough
isnt that so fucked up
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa81f7663acf.png #nsfw #substance
Guyz how do you block zomeone from zeeing your chitz. Guyz. He fucking made an account. I've beeen zhitting on him all night, fuuuuuck.
HE'Z LOOKING AT MY CHITZ!!!!
>([t#e worms are back]