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+lets spread misinformation... together
the sunn has set. annd the temperature has lowered. i cann put my sweater back onn. yay.
"Highblood pride" doesn't exist btw. You're not permitted to be prideful of something which empowers you for simply being.
jack bΩx night with the bestie and the quad babbyyyyyy
(๑╹Ω╹๑ ) < IT K33PS TURNING MY CAT FACE INTO A FUCKING OMEGA!!! THIS IS NOT FANFICTION GET OUT OF HERE!!!
“Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know.” *Excerpt from Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu
You Say You Like Dilfs, But You Scoff In The Faces Of 50-100 Sweep Dilfs. My Palate Is Simply More Refined.
concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #rankworks, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)
Poor B@//r@//ck Ob@//m@// @//nd hi& &hoel@//ce&. @//lw@//y& getting &tolen. :(
I miss those gay noir detectives.
concept: out of your pan high drunk everything in between feeling their hands squish your cheeks to force you to down more liqour, forcing you to swallow, leaning in to messily kiss you through laughter afterwards feeling them blow smoke on your face for a secondhand coating their fingers in slime and forcing them down your throat you dont remember taking your pants off but it feels so good (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, #nsfwe, redcoded, flushcoded, unmentioned quads, chitfic, substance abuse, peer pressure, soporplay, mutual intoxication, archive rating: M)
/ /o\/e in b/ackrom smut \/\/hen the author figures out a \/\/ay to make both characters immorta/ so they can REALLY get \/io/ent about it \/\/ithout needing to \/\/orry about ki//ing one another #nsf\/\/
“Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.” *Excerpt from Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre
blΩck buttΩn is fΩr cΩwards, I say, using it liberally
when theyre small enough to fit perfectly in your lap ^///0///^ (tags: kyaaaa, size difference, be normal rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
>([call #is nook t#e sink#ole t#e way it opens up under me w#ile i'm not expecting it and drags me in kickin an screamin #nsfw]
It's always sex party this and crazy bonfire that. When will there just be a nice stay inside trivia night, huh?
Xkay!!! Avatar fixed I think!!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < THE UNDEAD FASCINATES ME GRREATLY.
well anyways since no one told me if trolls have redwall (sad if not!!!) i will just talk about it i guess redwall was first published in 1986 with a book of the same name and it ended up being a 22 book series! the main character of the first book was a mouse but the cast of characters spans many different european fauna with the majority being mice squirrels shrews moles badgers hares and sometimes otters there are also animals like rats ferrets weasels wildcats foxes and occasionally even snakes but these predators are usually just portrayed as pure evil which is really kind of disappointing and sad for the rest of the characters the best passages in the books were always about really tasty sounding meals but the fights were really cool too
Being @//&ked to be friend& with @//nd to h@//ng out with &omeone I find to be very h@//nd&ome w@//& not on my bingo bo@//rd. @//ND YET.
can cΩnfirm that having a tall big tiddy girlfriend is the best sΩ I will accept my rΩle as an averagely heighted man and be her shΩrt king. because. ya knΩw. SΩMEΩNE needs tΩ be shΩrt enΩugh tΩ hΩld them up. with their face. #nsfw
Concept: Kismeses \/\/ho compete on speedrun /eaderboards against eachother (their tro//tag acronyms are [PB] and [\/\/R])
Learning R'lyeh from Dirk will make me so much better a nookplay. #nsfw
2om3tim32 I wi2h I could lik3 2om3on3 liking my po2t2
Wet, long, thick hair can be used as a weapon.
✿ goregle how 2 feel abt being called pretty boy by a very scar y online individual
/'m TH/S c/ose to \/\/riting the trashiest, smuttiest, most indu/gent b/ackrom no\/e/ A/ternia has e\/er seen #nsf\/\/
Dash is full of that blasted test. Breaking out the good stuff. Reminder to self: drink water #substance
AwΩΩ baby https://64.media.tumblr.cΩm/4cce81f5714fb293875a35d4f25dddf3/f8638bee57c895ee-9a/s540x810/45cb06955a98d46e10fa16b3088e677d7338a69f.png
An inevitable fate that cycles lΩl
did i actually miss a/b/Ω night what the fuck
im going to start <arrying around a spray bottle full of soapy water just in <ase i ever run into any of you stanky fu<ks
1 7H1NK P3R50N4LLY W3 N33D 70 R3V1517 7H3 1D34 0F KN0773D 8ULG35 4NY0N3 W17H M3 #N5FW
￣\ hold on ill ask my dad /￣
￣\ he say we got lobotomy at home /￣
√(It's definitely both by the way)²
oh yay a trend1ng qu1z about fanf1c trope5!~ let'5 5ee what 1 get wwwww~ ... (゜゜;)(。。;) #n5fw http5://1.po5t1mg.cc/DwPCqBr5/Screen5hot-20260408-220552-F1refox.jpg
legally, i believe there are some things you should not be posting online ^^;
Always write it down. You will not remember it later. That's the horrorterrors lying to you.
OOC: this is my own art btw. I drew the this~!
{{ Taking a quick break from work to see what the fuss is about here~ You can call me Lottie I'm a cafe barista and latte artist over at Comet Cafe {come visit us, we welcome a seat to all blood colors <3}. I myself like to work a little magic into things, so be sure to see me if you want a little something extra for your drink ;) }} https://64.media.tumblr.com/e8b5963bd67fba1dc61189c081b7c052/ab39448ae6ac2ed4-06/s540x810/6a2117fd6f7078823ea508880b1e7ef0766ad502.png {{ I do a lot of DIY crafts and projects, kitchen and sigil magic, cooking, caring for plants, and! If you know me from anywhere else besides work or by any other name... No you don't, sweetie. ♥ }}
,..,you cant be old with a slow burn romance... ur wedding n funeral will be a week apart xp,..,
~hot take: troll chili’s is gross actually
my 3ditor put tog3th3r zom3 of th3 clipz from my VODz talking about th3 zwitch 2 and why w3 hav3n't had any th3m3d/limit3d 3dition r3l3az3z for it, and why it waz a mizz3d opportunity for zom3 of th3 r3c3nt gam3z. ch3ck th3 vid3o out on my trolltub3. httpz://64.m3dia.tumblr.com/dd36df8b38650a21876ff76603a51608/10379b341f7ba1d6-58/z1280x1920/d4b3c33c11d650662a6896d75ada53b468bc8272.png
mmmm, ȭħ tȭ ŗide a nȭble steed intȭ GLȬŖIȬUS, ĦȬNȬŖABLE BATTLE! ħȭw mucħ fun it must be! Ȭŗ is! I ħave definitely dȭne tħat befȭŗe! I did nȭt get tħe idea fȭŗ tħis cħitt afteŗ finally watcħing tħat mȭvie abȭut antħŗȭpȭmȭŗpħic ħȭŗse tŗȭlls wħȭ ŗace!
#bringbackbeetleweek
“The voice of the sea is seductive, never ceasing, whispering, clamoring, murmuring, inviting the soul to wander in abysses of solitude.” *Excerpt from The Awakening by Kate Chopin
I dunnΩ. The big tiddy ghΩst fish GF kinda hΩt thΩugh. TΩΩ bad she isn't real. @SeadwellersNΩtReal
Seadwellers aren't real they can't hurt yΩu
Opening my notes app as we speak.
No one here §eem§ to under§tand the length§ of which I have to go in order to keep a ca§te-related §liding §cale payment §y§tem afloat. Clown§ pay, while warm-blood§ u§ually can't afford to. My §ervice§ are open to everyone thi§ way.
If highbloods were real (barring the few that ARE real whether because they're cool or I'm scared or I misgendered them once etc etc) then I wouldn't be making posts about them not being real, now would I be?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OHHH MY GOD HHH
Z. evveryone iz telling me about theze zo called gillgazmz i am no cowward i wwill try thiz to provve you all are juzt freakz #nzfww .Z
Yaknow it2 2tarting to f33l lik3 it2 2low 3nough for m3 to po2t a bunch of 2hitty pickup lin32 again
CX Do you ever happen to catch a glimpse of your matesprit as they are doing something so mundane like talking to someone and are just hit with an overwhelming wave of love that leaves you breathless or is it just me <3 Oo
been a bit sin(e i (hampioned m7 siblings in gra7 so lemme just sa7 that hemoanons are the best of us
/ just noticed that the guy / ha\/e the biggest secret hatecrush on of a// time is on this site `>.>˴ #\/agueposting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Timeloops are Top 10 writing trope. ]
My day's ab𖤓ut t𖤓 get s𖤓 much better I'm sitting d𖤓wn t𖤓 read my fav𖤓rite ancest𖤓r fanficti𖤓n.
“From that time on, the world was hers for the reading. She would never be lonely again, never miss the lack of intimate friends. Books became her friends and there was one for every mood.” *Excerpt from A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith
Fast fΩΩd and stress napping after wΩrk. I lΩve yΩu fast fΩΩd and stress napping after wΩrk.
"= burying myself alive. if i have to read more. bulge posting. from those i have never met or talked to in my life. ="
never though i'd think of bots this way but chittr feed is known to change your perspective on things imagine keeping your hand wrapped around the wire that supplies their power, pulling it taught with the threat of yanking it out of them like why is that hot but also i know fully why it's hot #nsfwe #gore ?
working on a new fic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4af77485cb0b.png
Does your priest call you his special little lamb and look at you like he wants to eat you? No? Get on my fucking level. ♡
WELL I DUG MY KEYS INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE STICKSHIFT FOUR WHEEL DRIVE. CARVED MY NAME INTO THE LEATHER SEAT #lyrichour
i guess. most things smile when i feed them nuggets so i didn't think this was much different ☠︎︎
>+. THERE'S A HUGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE AND SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE MY BLOOD .+<
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Here'& @// picture of my lu&u&. :) M@//int@//ining it& terr@//rium i& @// chore &ometime& &ince it'& &o big but I'm @//lw@//y& h@//ppy &eeing it h@//ppy @//nd thriving. If I c@//n't, then it c@//n. :D http&://f2.toyhou.&e/file/f2-toyhou-&e/im@//ge&/117950242_EB5LKKoON6oZqZv.png
I've said it Ωnce, I'll say it again: are sea-dwellers even real? I mean. Think abΩut it.
cΩward @pitilessDispatch https://64.media.tumblr.cΩm/e0c694f3e68991a16b47a33842c6ab27/1094f6b046c70928-09/s400x600/2bd0689909c9a37a3be43a02d9b737bea0b52ef8.png
....i cant wait tΩ gΩ back tΩ my matesprit....
X Is it really love if they don’t present you with the severed head or still beating heart of your greatest enemy? #gore #violence x