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Hello chittr! I'm not sure what to put here as my first post, so I'll just leave this greeting.

Some Of You Are Too Worried About " Getting Laid " When You Should Be Worried About Developing A Personality, Send Chitt. #suggestive #nsfc #goodlight

Yall ever think about anything else? Like, seriously. It's getting to a point where shit is tipping from appreciation to fetishizing. You understand?
>([saw t#is dude at t#e party i aint know w#o t#e #ell #e is but decided to make #im in wwe] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/8c40deb018e1.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/41a8586628dc.png]

dang both of you blinding me with logic and emotion bout to burn out my shades with tears gonna have to switch to my phone just to keep up my cool

i mean just cuz he didnt talk aloud doesnt mean he didnt have thoughts dog i dont think you can be the mayor of can town and not have a deep and intense inner world and whats chittr but just typing our inner thoughts where others can see it i bet we could get into a room with WV here and itll feel like meeting an old friend again
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]

// Breaking kayfabe to genuinely beg anyone that's using the latter part of recuperacoon to refer to trolls going to bed to please use cupe, recupe, cocoon, etc etc, instead of the four letter word on its own. It is an anti-Black slur when standalone like that. Please be mindful. //

Consider this a gentle reminder: if you tell the post office that your new address is "the fucking swamp bruh" we cannot deliver your mail to you.

Today I am cleaning my swords again. It's a soothing chore.

B33 < omg B33 < i cannyat recommend this enough tbh
\ n >< n / #juniorwishesyouthesame! #happytohelp
Requested! #juniorbadgedyou

press it!!
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings

No problem, WV! I can totally see how the idea would arise!

I don't think they were?.. Most of them, anyways? There's a chance some of them were. You know how SBURB and its contemporaries are. Sometimes the clone lab is involved. But that's sburb nonsense.

From what I can tell humans don't work like that, it's just the case of heavy timeline bleed! Humans have a lot of genetic variance which is why they all look so different from eachother, except for their like. you know. alternates from different timelines.

do you ever think about how weird it is that when you become familiar with timelines and the infinite infinities of everything that the people you know become "a". A Snowman. A Jade. A Casper. etcetera etcetera like if things were normal we wouldn't be going "wow theres so many striders on this site" we'd be making posts like "this person has a lot of brothers and sisters and siblings and i think all the males in the group decided to pull a really stupid bit where they're all dave"

In light of the #nsfw posting I will post a reminder on behalf of many municipal clinics. If you frequently engage in sexual intercourse with unfamiliar partners, or your partners do, it is recommended that you engage in periodic STI screening. While we would all like not to think about such things, catching and treating STIs early and being aware of how they spread is an important tool in public health.

shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket

Go forth, mummified creature~!

Let's have another glorious night of epic feats~!
honored to announce order has been restored, i have organized the canned goods by serial number. is that what they are meant for?

⊹ and it is always true! Sl⟡w c#ange is still c#ange! ⊹

⊹ Daily reminder t⟡ strive t⟡ be a little nicer, even just a little bit, every day! Gradual eff⟡rt builds up ⟡ver time! ⊹

Strange, what is the deal with the pumpkin?

Hm...

anotha light i regret readin what you mofos think

Perhaps this crucial step is a step towards a better, healthier me.
taking ammunition is also a felony.

Sometimes, though I doubt some would believe it, my feet do get sore. I'm an old woman after all. ;)

Sigh.
thank you, mr. president. i am happy to uphold justice.
unlawfully accumulating chalk is a terrible felony.

I will admit, I did enjoy my time out of office.
>>| .oh that .is .another can .of grubs. but you're correct.
I Okay Im going crazy

probabl7 not!
I don't think you understand the lore

Droog Diamonds.
H U H

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Am I being subchitted by the Mayor rn

It should not be a big deal, but thank you.

Perhaps I will also look into another matter I've been waiting on the resolution of.

TEEHEE NO IT'S FINE I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I THINK IT GIVES ACROSS I TALK A LITTLE LOUD I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD KNOW YOU HMMMMMMMMMMMMM OH WELL WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL?

thank you!! i like em, i got these an a couple other boots

anon asked: flash us you're right i'm sorry i've been neglectin my sworn duty on here to be eye candy. i don't have any new pics but here have the two most recent ones.
Wife.

I'D HAVE TO SAY THE PEOPLE, SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH. I HAVE MET MANY LOVELY FACES.

The Flowers. :>

I Would Never Steal Your Canned Peaches, Sweet One. As A Matter Of Fact, I Hope You Have Another Can Just For You As A " Treat ".

It's Safe To Post What You Are Having For Breakfast, I Will Not Pretend I Am Taking A Bite Out Of It I Promise. #lie

Seventeen dash trends in the time it takes to blink.
saw a funny chit. wishing the same for you guys tonight

i typically prefer to eat things fresh... thoUgh, i did make a can of baked beans the other day! ^u^

She literally walked in the door and said "GOOD HEAVENS."

@sinisterScoundrel You, sir, had best mind your manners. I am quite familiar with your type.

Good evening. As a gentle reminder, if you want access to lower case, the caps lock key will toggle your writings to their more diminutive stature. Shift or pressing caps lock again will temporarily or permanently toggle them back on respectively.

@chillerAficionado you never got back to me, so i made you my favorite. pollo a la plancha, it's chicken- or i guess, cluckbeast, marinaded in citrus and cumin and lots of garlic and other spices, seared to a nice crust on both sides after being beaten thin. then served with black beans, my special corn salsa, and cuban style steamed rice. the chicken is topped with charred seared onions. it is my favorite thing i make. and i made a lot. it is on the way to you.

no >:(

i don't like being in charge though :)

infected by the disease of human friendship.

What does Gutgrindr and Buffalo Vile Wings have in common? They're both bottomless apps. #suggestive

thank you for being so fastidious in these matters

No problem.

i was just saying my name

Ye★h m★n, gott★ boil it
Man You can't be this oblivious here.

Boiling ground beef tolight

Thank you. WV.

Yes. That is very true. You are wise as always.

Yes. I am. Safe and that is all that matters. I hope you are well and safe also.
No they just do that. You get used to it.

Yyyyyes I certainly do. Hello.

https://www.twitch.t\//celestialabsurdity noit's okay

playing \/ideo game for audience ^_^







