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Rejoice, The Pure Love And Unbridled Lust In My Bloodpusher Have Been Replaced With Ravenous Hatred.
【 Hello, slackjawed #EridanWeek guests. Would you like to play a game? While you all have been partying and making fools of yourselves, my legislacerators have taken the liberty of grubnapping your precious seadweller - one Eridan Ampora. @caligulasAquarium This troll has inspired a #Movement, but not without making some very fishy business deals along the way. Unfortunately, the party can't go on without him. I'd like to catch and release him, and let you all continue with the festivities. OR I could sell his ganderbulbs on the troll black market, and profit off him the way he has profited off of others. And if that's not enough for you, I've grubnapped Troll Bruno Mars as well! Two for the price of one, what a deal! All I ask for their safe return is that you do me a little favor - Chit #MayICome like lives depend on it. Because they do. The choice is yours, party guests. Will you beg? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45c95e419319.png 】
one day you will look in the mirror and you won'T be sure if the person looking back is yourself

fuck you
ive grown up enough to want to set reasonable transition goals for myself but theres a part of myself that still wants to straight up be samus aran

Talk about sending mixed signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/575c25d73928.png @freudianSlip
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. MARGRAVE BLUEGILL CHARGES: SMUGGLING (71 COUNTS), MURDER OF A HIGHER CASTE (12 COUNTS), DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (36 COUNTS), JAYWALKING (110 COUNTS), IMPROPER PARKING OF A SCUTTLEBUGGY (1 COUNT) PLEA: "IT WAS FUCKING COOL, THOUGH" VERDICT: DEFENDENT EATEN WHOLE BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY COMMENTS: "RRR-CHK-GRRRH..." (HHT SPITS OUT A THIGHBONE AT THE LEGISLACERATOR, CAUSING MINOR INJURIES)
CHITTR SHADY FACT #4 • "wish i could publicly be human on alternia. would trolls like. be into the alien thing. would i even be an alien. or am I just boring. whatever."

ExcItEd fOr tOmOrrOws mAss! wE wIll bE rEAdIng thE scrIptUrE Of blOOd tOmOrrOw! fIttIng, gIvEn cUrrEnt cUltUrAl EvEnts...

> peanut 1 summ0n y0u aga1n are y0ur ulter10r m0t1vat10ns ♥️ p0s1t1ve ♦️ neutral ♠️ negat1ve ♣️ unable t0 be descr1bed

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