♥ liked by @carcinoGeneticist
// Disappeared to actually draw him properly. https://64.media.tumblr.com/0a393ec38013f0ddb82fa74ab84bdd8d/72b220d5b16fa0a6-87/s1280x1920/520d1c74e8d1b58987be22d33b8649b92b80df7a.png
yawwnz a pullz ham ztr1ng and zcreamz l1ke a cart00n character Y000000WWWWWCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!
my type is people who are hot. what classifies as hot to me you ask. fuck around and find out.
its working they hated my comments that means theyre definitely looking
krabs its like ur beggin 4 it rn bby
You think someone would do that? Just get on Chittr and say some fucked up crazy thing?
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Everything hurts and I’m covered in my own blood. What the fuck happened. #gore ]
are we talking about safe spaces? if so then my page is a safe space. please get as filthy and kinky and horny and nasty and extreme as you want i will never judge you. #nsfw #nsfwe.
don’t party, wait 2 days, party again, then work the morning after my daily word to the wise
d0es any0ne kn0w if getting married by psych0 sugar high lunatics is legally binding?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0e0041a94b33.jpg #gore ((Dualscar after tackling Bruno Mars))
Im 2o glad I 2tay3d hom3 la2t night and did r3gular drug2 and not crazy p3opl3 drug2 #2ub2tanc3
wHaT ThE FuCk hApPeNeD? hOnK.
:0} All ☺f Y☺u Are Pathetic https://f2.t☺yh☺u.se/file/f2-t☺yh☺u-se/images/89002405_q98i9☺aega0huza.png?1727231703
D --> I wish I could #nsfw post without it going to everyone D --> It makes me feel strange to simply announce it to everyone regardless of whether they opted into hearing such things from me D --> Like I am breaking some sort of r001 of consent
#nsfwe #cnc #breeding maybe being forcibly bred would fix me
:33< hey :33< secret meowsage furom the cat realm :33< meow
Being a purple bl♡♡d kinda sucks bulge s♡metimes..and in b♡th ways #suggestive
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY LISTEN UP KIDDOS I'M A SHAHARK YOU'RE A MINNOW, BALLS ON YOUR CHIN CALL YOUR BITCH TROLL JAY LENO. SPIT BARBITURATES TO MAKE YOU SHAHAKE YOUR SPHERES AND SHIT, TO HAHAVE YOUR BODY MOVING HAHAVE YOUR HIPS JUST THROWING FITS. #lyrics #substance #nsfw #YungJugg
TW: #c9mplaints F9r as much as I enj9y writing, drafting 9ut an entire pr9p9siti9n detailing my exact th9ughts, feelings, and suggesti9ns f9r a newer, 6etter versi9n 9f Chittr is quite time-c9nsuming, and a 6it exhausting.
There are better places y಄u can d಄ that. Back t಄ fav಄urs th಄ugh. I can feed y಄u, I can sculpt y಄u, ಄r I can fuck y಄u. Take y಄ur pick. ಄r d಄n't. I'm n಄t y಄ur Lusus. #nsfw
I wȺn† †◯ fuckin ♒︎♒︎CȺRVE♒︎♒︎ my nȺmee iin†◯ †heir §kiiin ȺȺȺnd hȺve †hem ♒︎♒︎BLEED♒︎♒︎ ◯u† †heiiir l◯ve #n§fw #g◯◯◯re
AM I SO FUCKIN HIGH THAT IM SEEING BALDIS FUCKING BASICS.
Just Type The Correct Answer Into The Empty Box. Press The Enter Key On Your Keyboard When You Think You Have The Right Answer
†heee †h◯ugh† ◯f ♒︎♒︎h◯lding♒︎♒︎ †hem d◯wn Ⱥ§ †hey fuckin whimPer Ⱥnd ♒︎♒︎BEEEG♒︎♒︎ f◯r Ⱥ breȺk †hȺ† y◯u w◯n† give Ⱥnd juuu§† c◯n†inuiiing †◯ PlȺy wwwiiii†h †heeem #n§fw
5331NG 4LL TH3 5TUP1D 4CC0UNT5 H45 M3 C4CKL1NG DUD3 3V3RY 0M3 0F TH3M M4K35 M3 L4UGH K33P 1T UPPPPPP
#nsfwe #nsfw #violence #gore what if we pailed and you killed me after? turn me back into a ghost
#nsfwe #nsfw #cnc #prey i need to be hunted down and used
ok so a guy looked at me funny while i got back home. made em swiss cheese with ma knife
thinking about a highblood slipping something in my tea and using my throat #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
ATT-END!!
i need to be chased down in a cemetery and pailed #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
Do not!! Attend!! The!! Event!. #iwantcandy
xx_im_liek_so_cyoooot_fr_fr_>w<_xx https://iili.io/BxEAThu.png_xx
They were eating the trickster l♡llip♡p, ♡r whatever it was called. S♡me type ♡f juju..
mutha fuckas be rude as shit. showed up at some stuffy soiree for highbloods, when some little shit walks up tah me and says 'i dont wanna insult you, but you look like the grand highblood.' safe tah say the mutha fucka is a violet smear across the floor. like mah ass slipped on a banana. honk.
giggling n kicking my feet like "lmao hes talkin abt meeeee <3" im so cooked bruh #vaguepost
https://i.postimg.cc/PqT8c9jC/Untitled228-20260403234705.png NIGHT IS GOING GOOD!!!
#nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/jZzjLtLf/1775270356667.png #vagu3po2ting #lyric2
pirate walks intah a bar with a wheel beneath his legs mutha fucka asks for a rum and the tender asks 'dont that wheel bother you?' pirate responds 'yar! its drivin me nuts!'
maybe. it's been a long ass time since i've seen any version of you.
Ha\/\/in' a great, imperial time \/\/\/\/it' all o' the #eridan\/\/\/\/eek #fishingfriday attendees.
ughh it started raining hard. i hate how humid this place gets.
hey boy wanna check out my knife collection? wanna watch a scary movie with me? wanna make out instead of watching the movie? wanna use those knives on me? ???? ? /? pretty please?? #nsfw #nsfwe #blade #violence #blood
Degenerates, n9ne 9f y9u are free 9f sin. Sentencing: F9rced t9 watch a Mister 6east Vide9.
#nsfw I like spicy c0ntent!! Spicy can mean M0RE than just er0tic ^m^
who me? 0n0”
(( how me and oomf look discussing "madame goons" on discord https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8e396b2236b.jpg
Oh to be marked up and bruised all over... i desire it oh so dearly. #nsfw
I WOULD SAY ME AND WHO BUT I'M LACKING IN THE HORN DEPARTMENT.
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
thinkin abt getting absolutely obliterated on a purple bulge rn #nsfw
I d0n't care ab0ut fish unless they have sexymen I can draw t0gether e_e
((this does not reflect my own opinions))
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fix: prevent chitbleed between threads when you have previously clicked on a reply link in any feed fix: optimize character deletion, should be much faster now #siteupdates
oh no, looks likE i'vE got no choicE but to pEt thE kitty...
💫 this is my power move called i beat dipdop again!!
Ahem. Oppa gangnam style.
something has changed i can feel it https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/artifactResult_thisIsntRight.png
i am going to go stare into the void of space for a bit
I AM NOT MARRYING HIM. #millerverse #noir
// This actually great lore I am thoroughly impressed by your range <3
i could take a highblood oh, in a fight? no. #nsfw
BELIEVE IT, OR ELSE. :o) ((I have more I could make lmfao
I JUST HAPPENED TO BE LOOKING. ((Josh is another account of mine lmfao
I'm pretty sure a detective is a breed of some kind of horse.
Sexual tension , by the looks of it.
✝+ What are the dectectives detecting? +✝
Is any💙ne just the tiniest bit interested in hearing ab💙ut pe💙ple wh💙 are neither human n💙r tr💙ll? I've been thinking ab💙ut maybe p💙sting a few pics 💙r even s💙me st💙ries.
:o)
i am simply just a dumb fucking dog boy i can mnot fucntion in these conditions #nsfw #nsfwe
(( If anyone wants to play a character that is set in Miller's world please dm me I am a huge noir nerd and would love for others to be in the same world as him and expand on his world in a way I cant I love collaborative things so dont even worry about it any and all characters that are relative to his timeframe are welcome to be apart of his world repost btw cause not many people saw the og. ))
Not so difficult, was it? Now, I'm sure you'll come a lot closer to receiving what you wished for. It pays to use your words.
((Funny how shit works in like 12 hours, wrote broslop porn while at work for no one then oily man wrestling for hours. Amazing. #nsfw))
Our bloodpushers go out to those affected with the tragedy that occurred at #eridanweek. Thank gods we left kind of early yesternight. That was so much oil.
tat was the most horrifying site outage of my lyfe tbh i thought i was going 2 die
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I THINK OILED UP WRESTLING MEN BROKE CHITTR.
Debating lipstick shades for an evening outing. Should I go for "Liquid leather" or "Bacchus"? No image provided. Use your imagination.
Here you go @barackObama #eridanweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8b28d8e7e9e.jpg
((OOC Intro Post)) Ravn Lalonde is a genderswapped Rose. He has all the rose-ness you know and love in a big, burly man-shaped package. This account is intended to be pretty chill and stress free, but will undoubtedly venture into #nsfw and possible #nsfwe territories. Yes, his name is pronounced like "Raven". DMs will be open to any and all. Roleplay heavily encouraged. NSFW roleplay allowed if we have a discussion about it OOC first. <3
guys,... fuckin slenderman wuz at #eridanweek WTF
lol theY;re dead https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/18a78f103afd:png #eridanweek #art
congrats rankmaid, you saved us all.
boys with big tiddies and big hearts #nsfw
Btw, I also need that fuck ass pirate biblically.
// Can I just say on an unrelated note how cute it is we got an ADC crew on the timeline, Idk I like when people like things <3 Carry on
D --> Every day I come home from fighting demons and nightmare creatures and the true nightmare is whatever is going on here
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
#eridanwweek day four has surprisingly gone dowwn wwithout a hitch an no ones gettin assassinated wwhatsoevver
1 TH1NK 1T 1S H1GH T1M3 W3 G3T #R4NKM41D W33K G01NG
:33 < According to FIRST HAND REPORTS, local POWER COUPLE DIRKJAKE has broken out into a REAL fight at #eridanw33k, on stage at #rumblenight!!!
:33 < well now im sad i coulnt go ;(
(yoOoOo doOoOoes anyoOoOone oOoOown this moOoOotherfuckin oOoOolive bloOoOooOoOod freak i see oOoOoutside my hive aint it @oOoOoutbackWanker get him tf oOoOoutta here)>
chittr is the most annoying place on the internet i love how at home all of u feel here
Bricking news! alternia wins gold in ski competition on the #femboyOlympics !!! nice one to all competitors and happy first olympic day! stay tuned
Okay I'm normal again my bad.
(ARE THEY HATEPAILING BACKSTAGE?) #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
(^･ω･^) < I LOVE OUR PLAYLIST IT'S SO GOOD!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek he just spanked him with a paddle. #nsfw ]
needing to be anonymous for safety reasons sucks when ur so fucking vain like me
alright thats it, puppy. #nsfw #dms
fetch, boy.
HELLO.
D --> E%plain how you will accomplish this
I am terribbee interested t♥︎ kn♥︎w ab♥︎ut them 👀
Once Eridanweek is over its sadly gonna be Nitramweek right after since its April
Eridanweek kinda mid rn
#nowplaying Kali Uchis - Muévelo B33 < thinking about kissing girls https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4cGLwwYFzGA
B33 < youre the best dude, i furgive you for the war crimes
#nowplaying MAILPUP - PUPPYPLAY! (feat. femtanyl & sixwing) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yg9nZQ0Cfa8&si=VJZcO3Masck5hlr8 #nsfw #nsfwe #petplay
B33 < karcat cmeown man weve always b33n buddies havent we B33 < can i have a cookie
wait what kind of cookie cause im not trding my fave poptart for an oreo
May I be bitches that looks a a swinging pad yo
WHAT AN EXHAUSTING WOMAN IT MIGHT ALMOST MAKE ME SIGH ALOUD DRAMATICALLY BEFORE GOING BACK TO MY ACTIVITIES, BUT I WILL SAY THIS: I DO NOT OWE IT TO YOU OR ANYONE HERE TO PRESENT SOME DEEPER, MORE SOFT PART OF MYSELF. I AM HERE TO SATIATE MY OWN IMPULSES AND DESIRES, I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR MORONIC PRECONCEPTIONS OF WHAT "KARKAT" "SHOULD BE". TRULY, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, ROOT YOURSELF MERCILESSLY WITH YOUR TENTACLES UNTIL THE DEEP, SOFT PARTS OF YOUR CRANIUM LEAK FROM YOUR EARS ONTO THE FLOOR IN A SATISFYING SLURRY.
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I NEED TO LOWK COMMIT SOME #SELFCEST RIGHT ABOUT NOW. CAN ANOTHER ME LET ME BOUNCE ON IT PLEASE. HIT ME UP. PLS. #NSFW
You are both. You present as a dull repetition, but it's sort of like biting into the same burger from the same diner you've had for the last four years. Suddenly, there is a new chef. In this one instance, and one interaction, although the menu clearly hasn't changed, something has for the meal. But yes, it's mostly vapid teasing back and forth. I don't despise you, of course not. But it is quite fun riling people up.
iF YoU LiStEn vErY CaReFuLlY SoMeTiMeS YoU CaN FiNd sEcReT PoMnIs!
Ooh, biting back. Though, I admit, not nearly as fun as Caliborn was. Though, you may hold your bladder. I merely provide scathing reviews of you, your presence on this website, and what there is to make of your rather unimpressive existence. I only do this to those that ask, but I genuinely think you will get a 'kick' out of it, as it were. I can delve deeper, but I do not think it necessary. What about you? What should I, the oracle of Chittr, woeGothic of Vague Posts seen beyond reality, say to or about you? An unexpected peak moment for a Karkat, a fellow Mountain Goats Enthusiast. They tend to play Magic: The Gathering, so maybe you're more aligned with the occult than you thought. You seem to be the particularly irritable type. You insult everything around you and lash out against the most mundane of objects because you can't seem to control your anger. Though you aren't nearly as carnally driven as dear old Krabby Patty. While we have similar opinions on Troll Bruno Mars, and the police, you should know that Alternians use SlashApp. You certainly seem to have lost your empathetic growth from the latter sessions of your game with demands for individuals to cull themselves. I do respect your identity and pronouns, but aren't you a little oddly high in your Kult and Kull despite your low numbers? You clearly just engage in engagement bait. Ironic wording. You're definitely a trend follower, from what I can see. Really, uninspired.
>--D=Awww=look=this=is=a=bit=nostalgic=I=just=found=one=of=the=first=tunnels=that=I=almost=fainted=in=haha=:D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/900dc27ce644.jpg//<
There’s still time to delete this.
I Suggest You Sing It Like High School Musical.
†hinkiiiing ◯◯◯◯f †hr◯wing Ⱥ huugeee fuckiiing PȺr†y Ⱥ† my hiveeee Cl◯◯†heee§ Ⱥre ♒︎♒︎N◯◯†♒︎♒︎ Ⱥll◯wed in †hii§ bi†ch!! Ⱥnd I g◯◯† every †yPe ◯f PȺr†y cȺndy kn◯wwwwn †◯ †r◯ll kind #n§fw #§uuub§†Ⱥnce
is it truly a victim status if i’d enjoy it? #gore #nsfwe
It could be less theoretical, if you were to stop entertaining a certain cue ball and speak to those worth the effort. Like @barackObama
Human Music Isn’t As Bad As I Thought It Would Be…i Like Creed
I love sitting here with my cup of blueberry anise tea and a honey lemon crumpet, watching the feed scroll by as my 1,028 unanswered emails vibrate intently at me. I will not be reading them.
concept: painal (tags: i would have written more but i started getting dizzy from blood loss, #nsfw, waste chute content anyone im clattering my mug across the steel bars of my enclosure, archive rating: E)
this is what owning a cat is like my cat literally does this all the time usually with cheese he stole my fucking cheese again https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412251654752829481/1489340252677214228/image0.jpg?ex=69d00fb2&is=69cebe32&hm=bd7f80c31b0519362d764a4caa9f633a16a2bf7b28bf03f9de9f68b003526192&
:33< koodos :33< how do i leave more than one koodos???
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
type honk once for a joke and it’s how you summon them all lmfao
:33< meow :33< #meowposting2026
B33 < having both troll and humans social contexts in my pan has only served me to make me twice as confused by innuendo on the daily B33 < if you wanna make out with me you should purrobably just straight up ask
i am once again thinking abt cute boys forcing edibles down my throat n taking advantsge of me <3 #substance #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
good puppyyyyy such a good pup awwww aww <3
hi dad from the past! :3— Sent from the future
GOOD EVENING HAS MY BLOODLINE DIED OUT YET
Good Kar puppy
You’re going in the kennel
clocked in someone free me smh
i didnt expect my last post to have that much interest thats my fault i should have known better
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1489132389685919946/unnamed_11.webp?ex=69cf4e1c&is=69cdfc9c&hm=8a0e312656ef793eb166217b172d49c7cc60215fd5ee6df4c524367e1ce96793&=&format=webp&width=691&height=829 #memes
now go get my belt, boy.
GOOD BOY.
>:o(
here. :o) *insert coords here*
PROVE IT. COME HERE.
MAKE MORE.
hmmm. MAKE MORE FREAKY POSTS.
IM ONE BLESSED MOTHERFUCKER.
AM I NOT ALREADY?
APRIL FOOLS, MOTHERFUCKERS. AM I DOING IT RIGHT? #nsfw #bulge #surprise #prank ?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdabe794d742.jpg
SPEAKING OF COLLABS, MAYBE I COULD DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR STORE? i havent been in, but i like the clown theme. :o)
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YOU WOULDNT. :o)
You Are Stopping Yourself.
;o)
((realest of shit
debate xver, txtal viktxry.
((method acting karkat /lh /j
ILL SHOW YOU BEAST.
(( do you ever look at someones chitts and be like please break character please break character ))
((Lowkey debating bringing my Kanaya in here mfn trans we love a fine them ngl I'm thinkinnnn im thinkin
says the lil thing with a tail waggin for me.
i already have plenty of bowls, motherfucker. :o)
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
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i cann't fuck with the puppy oriennted petplay posts because i'mm a grunngy gritty mmutt guy. hunntinng dog petplay whenn. call that beastplay #nnsfw #petplay
𓁹‿𓁹 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8dc5f7a4332.png
Oh You Better Not Be
X I’n syill standing I’m ayoll stamdimg Better thsn I wver did #lyrics x
:o)
Pvppygirl/pvppybxy/pvppythey agenda mvst be maintained #nsfw #petplay
((I should probably actually make a pinned ooc for this account. I only focus on hate reacting on original chits and avoid OOC, art, and threads for the most part and try not to do it too much all at once. Sometimes I just madly hate react to a bunch of posts cause I'm not focusing though lol or hit replies if I'm too lazy to scroll past stuff I've already reacted to. Essentially this is just a free kull bump for everyone. Feel free to block though, I understand lmao.))
It is strange how there are so many of you on my feed that I can not bring myself to block. I am trapped in my own short horror story. I am addicted to reading your drivel. Hm. #substance I suppose. Likewise, I suspect you tire of mine rather quickly. But I will keep talking about my horror takes.
Callie Has Been Contained, Continue On With Your Days.
:o)?
uncomfortable but true statement rap is poetry and some of you aren’t ready to hear that “two to the one, from the one to the three i like good pussy and i like good tree smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe and i get mo' ass than a toilet seat” - troll nate dogg #nsfw #substance #lyrics
BITCHES BE ALL HATING MY MIRTHFUL WORK THEN I JUST POUR FAYGO ON THEM AND THEY ACT LIKE SEADWELLERS OUT OF WATER WAIT A MINUTE THIS ISN'T FAYGO ITS THE "JUICE"
maybe they sh໑uld take turns usⓘng y໑u as a sweat rag ⓘ d໑ubt there'd be much ໑f a dⓘfference fr໑m y໑ur usual level ໑f m໑ⓘsture lma໑ #nsfw #nsfwe
B33 < didnt know you were into this kind of shit karcat B;33 < we have so much in common
:33< cats! :33< kitties! :33< meowbeasts! :33< purrbeasts! :33< pussies! :33< kittens! :33< i love CATS!!!
The calm after the storm that is April Fool's. Such peace.
ONE OF THESE DAYS ILL HIT YOU RIGHT BACK. probably real deep inside. :o) #nsfw
:33 < purretty good :33 < as good as a kitty can be, really! :33 < how about mew? and mew ships i should know about?
WITH YOU? might kill you if i did. :o)
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my palmhusk just vibrated off my desk and scared the shit out of me while i was downstairs i couldn’t for the life of me find what made that noise
X Catch me licking the sweat off a twink I just obliterated and calling it staying hydrated #nsfw #nsfwe x
:o)
starting to think when some people are getting off chitter they're just getting off. #nsfw
okay yeah i should get off the site for a bit. even that bit of attention was a lot!
hi to efurryone who is up in these hours even though the sun is about to come up >X3
#shavehim shave the broski YEAH!!
LIKE TROLL KURT COBAIN SAID "SHAVE ME DO IT AND DO IT AGAIN" #SHAVEHIM
:33 < Are we shaving someone? >:3 I sign up for that
This recipe book is proving quite useful in my endeavors. I do wonder, however, who put it together. Perhaps it was myself before I chose to go on this expedition into the unknown wilderness. Yes, I like that explanation. Truly, Twelve Star Men are always prepared. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/480d0488412a.PNG
so you down also just a warning i am married and will blow smoke in your face #substances
i got a strap on #nsfw
TRY IT, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
👨❤️💋👨 HERE IS TWO MEN KISSING. DRAW.
:o) #ominous
good
one part of me will weep, motherfucker. #nsfw #bulge
What comes quick, leaves quicker. It's about a slow but fo'sho 💯 daleee
scenario where ur a cute pathetic dork that keeps goonin 2 my posts on chittr but ur too shy 2 talk to me. then i approach u directly n start flirting w u aggresively and u get super flustered and worked up and then i edge u mercilessly 4 hours until ur whimpering and begging for relief sent chitt #nsfw #nsfwe
SURE, MOTHERFUCKER. i will. i aint no coward. :o) will you?
NO, JUST A DOUBTER. A DISBELIEVER. A CHALLENGER, EVEN.
YOU ARE THE 'HIM' IN THIS SCENARIO.
you gotta crack a few boys to make a woman #nsfw
D --> I found some music that is tr001y relateable to me D --> #nowlistening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWy1utqHD0s
“i wanna start from the top maybe like a do-over replace the voices in my head with blind innocence” -re-do by troll modern baseball #lyrics
Very OOC but I tried to draw Teto plush but it just turned into this I had no idea today was teto day one of my friends wanted me to try and draw her (just wanted to share bc i feel very maternal towards it ahhbfjbh) (I kinda suck at drawing but I'm tryin to get better) https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/my%20art/my%20teto.png
DONT LET HIM LIE TO YOU.
People confuse me.
((chittr gold real??
ooc // how do u unrepost help
Dear Chittr Staff the pfp upload options are not working))
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i think that george lopez genuinely had a shot at being the first legendary swordsman of the united states
when are chittr groups and chittr stages dropping please let me talk about some dumb ass shit and get booed off the stage
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
u evr been like blackout horny like ur so aroused u cant form a single coherent thought and u just sit there shaking and panting and salivating #nsfw #nsfwe #substance
mentaly reverse engineering good pick up lines 2 try n score a baddie w a big long sworrd & trauma #nsfw #yearning #violence
Good night, Porrim. I am 8eing sincere 8y here, for clarity sake.
anyone wanna see more'n part a' my cock can dm me an' we can chat about payment or somethin' more fun ;) #nsfw #usedtohavemyownwebsite #thinkitsgonewitheverythingelse #dammit
▲I think i pitchbaited the pinned text lady who does the verifications▼ ▲wondering if I should do it again to get verified without having to go into dms and beg like a loser▼
everyppony has that 1 bitch they cant stawp yearnin abt #yearning
who wants 2 watch the last unicorn w me #movie
y'all like what yer seein' huh? #nsfw #piercings #impliedgore #scars #gore #pastcharacterdeath #tattoos [Attached is a picture, a now shirtless Bro showing his lower stomach with his stomach scar showing where he had been stabbed. It was healed, but a good bit morbid to look at. He didn't have a belly button anymore, stomach sliced clean through. He was covered in freckles, smaller scars, and a winding space-looking tattoo going down the right side of his stomach. His cock, however, was clearly the main focus. His boxers were pulled enough to show half his cock - to reveal the piercings, the soft pink tip, and a few small freckles. There was a tan line where his pants usually rested, showing slightly paler skin. He was hard, by the looks of it, white beads like dewdrops at the slit.]
BED TIME. who wanna snuggle?
((That's so true. I say this ahit like im in college but tbh if you want to and think you can manage it (and afford it) you should
((tbh depends on how u wanna do it. it could help u get ur degree faster but also giving yourself a solid break is a good thing too
Its dowwnright despicable that a lot a you get your kicks off pitchbaitin eridans dont you freaks got livves
((OOC: I promise Pas will be freed from the overeager behaviour program and the creepyish pro-empire posting. I don't know when because I'm leaving that up to the dice but it will happen.
YOU H4V3 4 PO1NT
i ALSO, qUITE ENJOY, #bOUNCINGoNiT, wHETHER IT BE, a BOUNCY CASTLE, oR, a ONE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE,
Truth nuke.
X I JUST REALIZED I CAN SEND PEOPLE LIT FIREWORKS THROUGH THE TRANSPORTER x
MAN WIND'S GOING CRAZY TODAY HAHA RIGHT GUYS.
I'M FUCKING HUNGRY. THERE'S NO CEREAL. GODDAMNIT. FUCK MY STUPID CHUD LIFE.
cause it's shit i don't want out there in the world.
[[If people are assholes to you about it, they can just fuck right off. Seriously. If they don’t like it, they can scroll. You’re a person, not just a character, and people need to respect that.]]
then go the fuck to sleep and stop being stubborn let me work.
Did we revive troll Bruno Mars yet by the way
((I'm gonna step out of her shoes for a second just to thank everybody. These last few hours have been the most fun I've had in a while. It's been kind of a rough week irl and this site/the people on it have brought me so much actual joy that I almost forgot about how shitty it had been out there. Sincerely, thanks a bunch folks. I'm still not sorry for posting straight up porn but hey, if not me then who?. No but really, I'm so glad to be part of this community. Enough sap, back to being horny on main #nsfw #mentalhealth #wtfishomestuck
[everyones hornyposting and im scared and alone and left out #lonelyposting]
gonna go do some work for a bit. don't talk to me unless it's important.
you evver wwanna just pop somebodys skull like a grape #vviolence
if you'd allow it i'd kneel before you, devoid of any self-respect so long as it meant i got to enjoy you in this moment a first touch to your knee to push it aside, my touch held back in hopes that i won't just dig my claws in and show you my desperation . . . then, a kiss, the first of many. it wouldn't start out hungry at first, just soft press of my lips against your thigh my hand would hook under your leg to pull it over my shoulder, hand hesitating over your thigh as my thumb presses into the delicate flesh. another kiss, deeper this time, a bit further up with the warmth of my tongue meeting your skin your legs instinctively push together, but my hand stands firm, eyes pleading with you silently despite my claws pressing slightly in if you'd allow it, i'd continue a kiss again and again, getting more frequent and sweeter than the last then, the warmth of my breath would hit my goal such soft lips, the sweetness i'd been seeking out with the touches of my own a lick at first, a taste of my meal before me it won't be long until i give in and devour . . . #nsfw #nsfwe
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concept: your human matesprit pushing her spheres together with her hands, watching your expression with a sly little grin "these...? youre interested in these, y/n...?" you nod guiltily, replacing her hands with your own and rolling your thumbs over her nipples curiously "do you want me to teach you how to play with them?" you nod again, a bit faster this time, the motion causing you both to burst out into happy laughter (tags: Reader/Matesprit, Troll/Human, flushfic, redrom, human nippleplay, inexperienced partner, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
I COULD ALSO KEEP CALLING YOU FUCKFACE IN FACT I THINK I PREFER THAT
<3
I WOULD PRETEND TO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I DO ACTUALLY QUITE LIKE YOUR POSTS, FUCK YOU I'M NOT PITCH FLIRTING WITH SHIT
omg stawp pitch flirting in my post u dumb gay
STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT KRABS I HOPE THAT YOU GET COOKED INTO A STOCK AND CONSUMED
#gore #nsfwe https://i.imgur.com/px7umxc.jpeg
What about a studio would that be acceptable?
iykyk <3
men that r awful and/or horrible and/or pathetic and/or evil ily sm <3 i want 2 capture u in my basement n poke u w various Objects #nsfw #nsfwe
:o)
FUNNY. you think you have a choice. :o)
thats a surprise.
:o) #nsfwe
>:o)
((smudged my glasses on accident its so dragonkatover))
How's it going Alternia, Mr. Worldwide to Infinity as per the ush, daleee
Need something to do other than bite my wings and draw gore. I’m also running out of fabric for puppets. Damn it.
WE'LL SEE.
may as well get back t' postin' my cock out, huh? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de2bc4b83bc4.png
:o) #menacing
nuh uh. :o)
GOOD LUCK FINDING ONE THAT FITS ME.
think i need to be tied up n muzzled left on the ground a fuckin mess i think thatd fix me #nsfw
YOURE THE GOOD DOG. :o)
SIGH. fine. lay on me instead.
YOU'LL SURVIVE. probably.
IS THAT SO?
I HATE YOU AND I WANT YOU DEAD SO PERHAPS ME AND THE BIG FUCK SHOULD SWAP HANDLES AND YOU CAN GO POUND HOT SAND ON THE BEACH
OH SO YOU CAN GO AND POST ABOUT BIG MEN CRUSHING YOU BUT I CAN'T POST ABOUT WEAK PATHETIC TROLLS WRITHING IN FRONT OF ME. SWALLOW BULGE, KRABS
OH SO AM I NOT PERMITTED TO DESCRIBE THE WORLD AROUND ME WHEN I AWAKEN FROM MY DARK AMD TERRIBLE SLUMBER. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FACE, DIE.
ate a guy at #eridanweek #gore #violence mew~ 💖✨
I THINK YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, KRABS, I THINK YOU ARE MAKING SHIT UP ON THE SKITTERNET FOR CLICKS. IF I WANTED TO SINK TO THE DEPRAVED LEVEL OF THESE MORONS I WOULD PROBABLY BE DAVE INSTEAD.
okay enough of poetic emotional longing, get a load of this guy am i right XD i'll switch to regularly scheduled sadomasochistic posting in a bit lmfao #nsfwe
#nsfw A SHORT NAP AND SUDDENLY I AM BESET BY MENTAL HALLUCINATIONS OF SOMEONE TIED DOWN ONTO THEIR KNEES IN A STATE OF SHAKING WET VULNERABILITY. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
ya ofc kk u can hav as much as u want <3
u gota find the purple suit guy i think he hangs out in shopping mall parking lots
sooo basiscally i turnt my #blood into a #substance time 2 figure out if it haz addictive properties...................... #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
Wwassup, girl (Girl) I wwanna see you get conciliatory in this club today (Bad girls) #EridanWweek
an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
× "must I Sit Here?" The VViolet Murmured As He Shifted In The Chair. He Kept His Eyes Awvay From The Sight Before Him. WVhy Had He Agreed To Such A Thing? This WVas Belowv His Station WVithin Life And WVithin His Owvn Self Respect. "come On... WVatch The Showv" The Cobalt Before Him Teased. His Eyes Subtly Movved Towvards The Scene Before Him. Golden Blood WVas Across The Sheets Of The Mattress. The Cobalt Herself Evven Had The Blood On Her Lips As If It Had Been Lipstick. The Goldblood WVas Panting Heavvily As He Laid On The Bed. WVhat A Mess This WVas, The VViolet Simply Pretended As If He Didn't Enjoy The Scene... --- Sorryy If It's Short. I Don't Knowv Too Much And Also Don't Actually Knowv If I Should WVrite Too Much Anywvays.. Not Too Sure If I Should Also Be Knowvn For This Stuff Either Yet So! Um.. This Is WVhat I Got. @archivveaddict #nsfwve #nsfwv #gore #eridanwveek ×
// i hate davejade so fucking much i'm sorry
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bee4e03d29c0.png finally got good lighting in this bitch dont mind me takin forever to post my fine ass #nsfw #nsfwe
Relllliiiiiiiaaaassss wakey wakey HONk @lucidSerpent
EITHER WAY YOU'RE GETTING PAILED. :o) #nsfw
surely, if karkat was pregnant, he WOULDN'T be having period cramps??
i can try.
F41R, MY B4D GOOD LUCK W1TH TH3 PUBL1C'S BULLSH1T, KNOW1NG HOW P3OPL3 4R3 TH3YR3 GONN4 TRY TO F1ND 4 W4Y TO G3T YOU HUM4N PR3GN4NT >:P
#nsfw
(( :o)
:o)
((MY FAULT
// we right here vro
((The baby is dave /j no longer is the baby john. the baby is you, dave.
that energy's how you get fucking pregnant.
(( oooo jingling keys :o0
(( was so confused how I'm not following u realizing it's on my Karkat account im following u
(( ;o)
((I mean... I'd be down if you want.
//I personally do a line of coke before posting
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// i need to find it it was so funny hollon
// had a cigarette and a redbull earlier and i couldnt stop thinking ab the time sm1 said i was method acting for rping on here
Has anybody seen Roxy (Roxy)
1M 4SK1NG TH3 S4M3 TH1NG!!! WHO 1N TH31R R1GHT M1ND THOUGHT TH1S W4S 4 GOOD 1D34 >:?
The power of propaganda, the promise of riches and contact with celebrities. Opulence, as it is customary for Amporas.
you may. :o)
BITCHES LOVE ME 'CUZ THEY KNOW THAT I CAN ROCK!!!! #LYRICS
ive spoken to some trolls who really fetishize human bulges but i havent spoken personally to a human who is obsessed with bulge and also nook as well but im mainly talking about bulge (tags, Human/Troll, bulge and nook, human bulge, dick as one would call it, cock as one would call it, anatomy, #nsfw, alien anatomy, archive rating: M)
ALLURING? SURE. ive already tried my hand with humans, motherfucker, so i aint all that goo-goo about it. human bulge is interesting but there aint as much variety like troll bulge cept in size. #nsfw
I PREFER TROLL BULGE. #nsfw
why, do you want more? :o)
wHo eLsE GoT ThEy hAnD DoWn tHeIr pAnTs rIgHt nOw? GeT YoUr pAn oUt oF ThE GuTtEr yOu sIcK, tWiStEd bItChEs ;o) tHiS Is aLl i'm hOlDiNg oNtO. hOoOoOoOoOnK! HtTpS://M.MeDiA-AmAzOn.cOm/iMaGeS/I/51DqMfSkSvL.JpG #NsFw
CUTE. you get headpats.
:o)
YAWN. morning.
h3yyyyyyy ch1tg4ng wh4t 1s UP????
i kiss robots @turingTranscendence
I wish all Jade Harleys/English a good day Expect Jadeyharls cause she bullied/blackmailed me last night
Who Was Going To Tell Me Troll Bruno Mars Is Dead??
i keep giving all of my money to charity but im making it faster than i can find reputable charities :/
pat pat pat good karkat :)
can i pet the karkat? :0
my tail is also wagging hello :)
TROLL BRUNO MARS AND TROLL CELINE DION BOTH DIED DURING ERIDAN WEEK
◥▶◀◤ Good morning Chittr. Do you have any lessons for me today?
Some people are SO obsessed with those who have more than them. Pathetic, pathetic, PATHETIC! I'M GOING HOME!
can trolls even get pregnant dufuc
Breaking news!!! User @waningCatastrophe is apparently turning ppl into frogs?! Why would she do this?! Stay tuned
When he spits in yoour face but it almoost coounts as being kissed oomggg <3< <3< <3< #blackroom
(^･ω･^) < SO QUICK QUESTION, WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK ABOUT BULGE MILKING AND BULGE MILKING MACHINES!!! HOT OR NOT #NSFWE #NSFW
i w0uld l0ve that.
bby my brain hurts can u do me a favr n lobotomize me plz <3 tyy #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
amp0ra's thr0wing a week l0ng rager f0r s0me reas0n? i'm here and i'm n0t even sure. l00k it d0esn't actually matter. i was just g0nna ask if y0u wanted t0 see each 0ther if y0u were here t00. 0r whatever.
i think that can be arranged. this is g0ing t0 s0und stupid but are y0u at eridan week?
fuck, i want that s0 badly. i want t0 tear y0u t0 shreds between my fucked up teeth as y0u scream and beg f0r m0re. if i'm g0ing 0ut i'm taking y0u with me. w0w i'm g0ing t0 get lightheaded if we keep g0ing like this. #nsfwe #g0re
0h my g0d i pr0mise. i'll dr0wn in it if y0u let me. please let me. #nsfwe #g0re
fuck, dude. i'd h0ll0w y0ur chest 0ut with my 0wn teeth just t0 carve 0ut a space big en0ugh f0r me t0 crawl up inside y0u like a nest. i want t0 fucking swall0w y0ur viscera d0wn my thr0at until all i can taste is the c0l0r red. #nsfwe #g0re
#nsfwe #gore #cw-self-harm #substance bong rips and feeling the sickening pops and tears of poorly half-healed wounds pop open . . . shamelessly spreading them apart and licking my fingers it makes my pan start swimming
eheheh i'd g0 until i can feel y0ur heart thumping its final beats in the palm 0f my hand. #nsfwe #g0re
that's h0t. d0 y0u need s0me0ne t0 help with that?
yes. :o)
GONNA HIT YOU BACK hands-free. #nsfw #bulge
heh.
IF YOU WANT. he's fun. :o)
he's a good boy for me.
;o)
ill show you freak. #nsfw
IVE BEEN TOLD THAT I COUNT AS A 'GILF'.
I’ve got a salt and pepper pin stripe does that count?
:o)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16463ad9b877.png dawgz out on the TL #selfie
(^･ω･^) < WRITING THIS DOWN FOR FUTURE REFERENCES!!!
<!-- What's this #eridanweek thing everyone seems to be talking about? :o -->
Speeding is now legal as long as you pinky promise you were in a hurry.
;o)
Little media drama Newspaper really be slanderin a poor bronze blood oh noo how lowly. How will that news team clear it up on bringing bad dirt on an innocent troll.
i have decided to become a bad girl!!! grrrrrrrrr.... (am i doing it right?) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/08/81/7508819cb4bd9bd56e4e5a3c0d2ffa99.jpg
D --> I know no one cares about my french music but I am posting it anyway D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes Planter Cafe - Yves Montand D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRuJlgW3TDw
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:o)
i bet you would, wouldnt you?
you heard me. im collaring you. #nsfw
GOOD BOY.
>> sometimes you just need someone to throw you a really big, really cool stick and scratch you behind your ears. i'm just saying -+
Dog boy dog boy Wuff wuff meow meow
teachin mr. strider the wondrs of exfoliation
in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
*Picks up, carries away.*
IM GOING TO GRAB YOU.
im so fucking tired, its getting wvarmer too, and i wvake up wvith kurloz clinging to me like crazy, and im ovwerheating and shit. 😩😩
:o)
> can a MATESPRIT become a KISMESIS and vice versa? Like, you know, Xe fluctuations of Xe quadrants... MY MOIRAIL asks about it. just in case <
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration (Omnipotent / Seer muses like Scratch may potentially read it) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 30th ~ ------ I am now in motion across the geopolitical 8oard of these lands. The caliginous carapacian remains o8livious, yet he is an informant of du8ious repute who has furnished me with a conduit to the world upon which he resides. The ease with which I infiltr8ted his domain was astonishing, he supplied the coordin8tes of a derelict house8oat marooned upon the shores of his city. 8y some fortuitous circumstance my sylladex proved capacious enough to accommod8te such a prodigious cargo, al8eit requiring me to adopt the “Message‑in‑a‑8ottle” configur8tion. Centuries of death granted me ample leisure to pilfer aimlessly through the interstitial dreamlands of afterlife, and upon my recent ascension I have amassed a large trove of curiosities to utilise. The house8oat cast upon the street has sustained consider8ble damage; consequently I shall seek the services of a shipwright to render it whole. For the present, I shall linger within the confines of Midnight City. Though my presence is conspicuous, I intend to retreat to the city's most o8scure enclaves, where prying eyes are few. It is also my hope that the artisans of Midnight may supply a vial of ink of no ordinary pigment, 8ut one that renders its writing invisi8le to the omniscient gazes that pervade this world. In these times, the reclam8tion of privacy has 8ecome a paramount concern, and I must once again, as I did on Alternia, take more deli8er8te measures to safeguard it. He needs not inform me he is watching, I have sailed under the 8eacon of the green moon long enough to expect it.
i wish i wasnt broke so i could blow money on coke #substances
when im rich im gonna be doing a line before every meal #substances
Mmmm at least mobile is improved. Hell yeah.
// this is what this godamn app has done to me fuck you all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/478bcdfa78e0.jpg
can i have one day where #pissgate doesnt haunt me?
:o) Your mind is so open to me like this. :o) I could merely give the command and you would become as dumb as an animal :o) Rutting and desperate against my leg, begging for attention. :o) Panting with heat inescapable rushing through your senses. :o) You don't need to think, pet, not around me. :o) You merely need to let that tongue loll out of your mouth and obey my commands. :o) Inspired by dearest @archiveAddict #nsfw #nsfwe #justincase #chucklevoodooplay #impliedatleast #petplay
i dont need you to look to make it hard for you to walk. #nsfw
IM GOING TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO BE WEAK AND SHAKING OVER. #nsfw
DONT EVEN START, im going to get you.
do you know who youre talking to? BITCH, YOU GOTTA SURVIVE ME.
YES. :o)
hmmmm.
HAVE YOU EARNED IT?
I DONT KNOW. not sure if you allowed to look at me yet.
ITS A TICKET TO SOMETHING, ALRIGHT. #nsfw
THATS THE TICKET.
WHY NOT BOTH?
ALL THIS SELFCEST. I MISS THE OTHER THINGS, LIKE #FEET. #NSFW
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
i dont need to get dick from an alternate version of me i have my fingers and dildos #nsfw
shit. don't forget to eat and whatever people say if you got to do things.
A RELATABLE FEELING, BUT REMEMBER THAT YOU'LL ONLY HAVE TOMORROW'S GRIEVANCES TO SHOW FOR POSTPONING YOUR REST! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!
fixin 2 take sum moar #substance edibles mmmm submstances mmmmmmm
u evr jus wanna howl at th moon lowkey
>:o(
ALRIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER. you lost your privilege of lookin at me.
NO. i like bein free of those motherfuckin confines. dont look if you gonna be hatin.
CAUSE ITS WET AND DROOLIN, MOTHERFUCKER. aint never heard of pre-slurry? I GOT A LOT. #nsfw
SOMETHING SPECIAL FROM WHEN I WAS EXERCISING EARLIER. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY. ;o) #nsfw #bulge #sweat #lifting #GAINS https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0950bb5f4eb4.jpg
NOTE TO SELF: IT IS MORE PLEASURABLE TO PLUCK ONE’S OWN EYES OUT WITH A CULLING FORK AND FEED THEM DIRECT TO IMPERIAL DRONES THAN LISTEN TO A DAVE STRIDER SPECIAL PLAYLIST.
when the fuck did i get suspended fr0m chittr? is it because 0f that thing i said ab0ut my #substances?
Some One Said That We Must Only Make Illegal Posts Or Do Illegal Things I Will Now Stand Around For No Apparent Reason In A No Loitering Spot Therefore Loitering
you can suspend me but never silence me.
Fortunately, you can’t suspend a typewriter. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
wxat do you mean suspended i didnt even say anytxing yet
I o+ught to+ change my theme away fro+m the darkest, if I wish to+ see what any o+f these Zahhaks are saying.
D -+-> Perhaps it needs a moment, I see others are also using this application.
to be honest, if you really wanna know i don't care as much about actually meeting one as you may think i'm less interested in them than the romanticism of their devourment guess you get to learn a bit more about me also hate to break it to you, but you are *not* cool lmfao and still avoiding telling me why you asked if it's on the list #nsfwe #gore
D -+-> Do humans drink milk?
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
masochist's injury/fetish/kink tier list #nsfwe #gore #violence #personal-experiences #kink #body-horror took me forever to go through my scars and memory lane to remember all of them lmfao s+ through c because, let's be honest, i don't think i've ever disliked pain i've received all of these have their own history behind them --------- s+: cigarette snub-outs | broken ribs and pressing on it | digging out a bullet by hand | choking | carving. | deep slices | skin breaking from force (paddling or other methods) | extreme lashing | barbed wire bondage s: bites (chunks taken off) | eye pressed in, popped blood vessels | piercings (put them so high because they were done slow with eye contact lmfao) | busted lip (seems tame compared to everything else but i like the constant reminder that comes with this one) | tooth being broken and a thumb pressing against it after | stabbed (but the wound digging that came after should be s+) | having my ankle broken | getting stitches a: bites (regular or breaking skin) | broken nose | broken orbital | displaced jaw | slapping added this high just b/c it’s hot even though it’s basic | tattoos (theraputic tbh) | clawing (classic) | broken radius | spanking | punctured lung | alcohol poured on wounds (does this count as aftercare???) | rope burn | electric shock b: tattoos | slashed with knives (would place them higher when done by surprise or as a sensory thing, but honestly a one and done too quick for me) | severe blood loss, only this low b/c it’s kinda numbing which like you win some you lose some c: shot (too quick and don’t really notice it at first? see above tho aftermath was cool) | blunt force to the head (got a concussion, honestly was kinda annoying even though i liked the initial hit) | surgery w/o anesthesia (but only because of the dumbass involved, this itself would be much higher w/ the right troll i’m sure)
story of undertale <:o
LIFTING YOU.
:o)
kinda l0ve me, kinda hate me
5 lik€$ and im ₿u¥ing Gru₿Tu₿€?
:33 < Oh yes I piss posted a lot
ball$ 0ut, yeah, i'm l00kin' at the view, tryna take it all in pau$e
rechitt louder.
i think getting my pussy ate would fix me. probably not, but it is worth a shot #nsfw
Why. Please explain your joke in depth so everybody understands and can laugh at it properly.
you know who you're talking to right.
no clue. we've had this one for ages i dunno what they're selling for. i could steal one.
So how many individual Crews are there on here now.
Is the ghost of Itchy haunting you?
I passed out. What did I miss. https://media1.tenor.com/m/M-5a1psxyDAAAAAd/angry-cat.gif
:33< *the mighty huntress walks across mewre post furking it up real bad*
BREAKING NEWS! Heir of breath John Egbert accused of stealing a mint condition ninja turtles toy! Stay tunned!
what the fuck do you want?
i'm going for a walk and getting off this app. if you need me i'll be "touching grass". follow the sound of police sirens.
now listening to - none of your business. why the fuck would i tell the internet something so personal?? fucking idiots.
Now listening on Spotify: True Confession by Mal Hallett and his Orchestra. A curious arrangement, is it not? Lush strings, lingering harmonies, a tempo that carries more than just rhythm. There is intention here, subtle yet deliberate. I find the cadence… agreeable. Perhaps you will, too. Perhaps you will hear in it something you did not expect, or something you recognized immediately. Music, after all, is a language of its own. One that requires no questions, and yet offers answers if one is inclined to listen. Consider this a gentle suggestion for your auditory palette. I trust it will serve as suitable accompaniment to your various endeavors. https://youtu.be/0MptoCt_YFg?si=BaAUj152UviJF-eq
I think my favöritë grÜbs wöÜld havë tö bë thë göld önës, thëy löök sö cÜtë trying tö shöck önë anöthër.
i am vague psiting soemn of yall cough gayboys cougj need 2 learn how comments work
Many different AI/ drones/ robots on this site I've noticed. Oh yeah, and also weird aliens.
hit him in the face with a vicks inhaler hit him in the face with a vicks inhaler hit him in the face with a vicks inhaler fuck treating my asthma
~ yuh uh 11 th11nk so 2!ᅠᅠXoXo
OF COURSE ALL THE SHIT THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE ME WEAR IS STILL GOING TO BE *GOD DAMN GREEN*. GENUINELY, AM I STUPID OR SOMETHING?
1 ONLY POST3D 2 TBHS BUT 3V3RYBODY 3LS3 ST1NKS 4ND SM3LLS 4ND YOUR3 4LL UGLY!!
Ah. A minor deviation. You’ll find it didn’t disrupt anything of consequence. The meaning remained intact, which is more than can be said for most errors of that kind. Still, if it troubles you, consider it… a small imperfection left in place. Not everything requires correction to serve its purpose. You were understood. That is sufficient.
SOM3TH1NG 3V1L W1LL H4PP3N
I will never understand people who enjoy cold pizza.
We'll see about that.
https://open.spotify.com/track/1HpZmEGmT9Y658IUMyTPhB?si=4b89b22c6a524685 Here, have another decidedly not bad song.
It's so sad that One died.
ah well at least sea shanties are good
ive been wagging my finger every time i disagree instead of any other gesture or vocalization and tbh if youre aiming to piss everyone around you clean off its very effective
:33< if i was a little boy and a nice gr33n woman came up to me and said :33< hellooooo little boy i have a date tonight and my date expects meow to look a purrtan way... :33< CAN I HAVE SOME OF MEWRE BLOOD!?!? :33< well id give her the blood miriam she n33ds it! :33< #blood
I offer my manor to hold a wake service in the name of Itchy's death. @itChy #ripItchy
BREAKING NEWS!!! FELT MEMBER @itChy MIGHT SADLY NOT BE DEAD. INDEPENDENT REPORTS SAY HE WAS JUST SLEEPING. STAY TUNNED
itchy died? that's why the air's clearer.
GOTTA GO FOR A BIT FOR WORK. you behave now.
Maybe making this account was a mistake, after seeing what Slick is up to.
honk.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1bd484281a77.jpg #pissgate
THERE IS A CERTAIN TAG TRENDING THAT I'M COMPLETELY IN THE DARK ABOUT. I'M NOT REALLY SEEING ANY PICTURES OF GATES BEING POSTED SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE IT COULD BE ABOUT. CAN SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME?
// every damn time I post some bullshit here everyone hops on it ITS NOT MY DAMN FAULT IM SO FUNNY
I haven't burned it yet. I should really get around to it.
ok maybe its time to turn this thing off for a wwhile
i'm so sorry mods yet again.
// #pissgatept2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/071c69571474.jpg
nno hes right keep holding it hh
as the father of #pissgate i am prohibiting it's continuity. shut the fuck up. all of you.
I Leave For 5 Fucking Hours To Do My Job And Come Back To Whatever The Fuck Pissgate Is.
¡ have an ¡dea a bad one oops... FREE ¡nv¡tation to the Orch!d palace all are welcomed even the lowest
#pissgate is trending again yes yes yyes yeysyesy esy es yes (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, #nsfwe, hold it, archive rating: P)
// Okay! I think it's about time I put a definition on my Signless and how I play him. My version of the Signless is post-death, playing him as revived for the purposes of Earth C Shenanigans(tm). Obviously that means the people on here are not his version of those people, but he's aware of that. He'll indulge anyway. He was an adrenaline junkie in life, which means now he has much less concern for his own safety! He will meddle, he will not be cautious when interacting with highbloods, and he will prod the metaphorical bear in ways he never was allowed to in life. While he hates being called The Sufferer, he bears the symbol of his death ♋ with pride. He wasn't hatched with it, so still considers him 'sign-less', but to him it's a symbol of the lasting impact anyone can have. Of course, I have maaaany more headcanons for him, but those can be discovered through time.//
just gotta think of what to write on it thinking maybe things that i've experienced
no fucking pissgate. knock it the fuck off.
might make a masochism tier list #nsfwe #gore
good puns an good humor = makins of a good guppy
do you ever bust your lip by accident but then you taste the blood you bite harder, pushing the flesh apart and feeling it pop and rip apart at the seams and you can't help but pop a fuckin bone bulge over the the pulsating swell that you decided to just torture more it's not the most intense thing i've posted about but it's the little things in life #nsfwe #gore #cw-self-harm #kink
he's alright.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fedcc5481cd0.png caste tierlist.
there's a wave of people going into heat? where??? #nsfwe mew~ 💖✨
First of all, sit down if you are feeling dizzy. Have you ate anything tonight? Drink this. ============================================ IMPENDING TRADE: THE SIGNLESS HAS OFFERED @carcinoGeneticist#9890 : 1 X 2 LITRES OF CLEAN WATER. > 'ACCEPT'? ============================================ #food #freetrade
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 STROKE GAME SO ABOMINABLE I GOT LIMEBLOODED HOS UNEXTINCTING THEMSELVES FOR A CHANCE TO HIT, SNIPE. #nsfw
Coming Back To My Hive After A Hard Days And Seeing My Lovely Matesprit, How Nice A Calm Life Can Be.
If You Needed To Put Someone’s Ego In Check What Would You Do To Do That? I’m Asking For Recommendations Because I Want To Try Something NeW With This Little Rat. #violence
((Big fan of blocking ppl liberally love some of you but goodness...))
i hate each and every one of you platonically. #quadposting
D --> I would like to take this opportunity, given the medium of public forum that Chittr provides, to remind each of you that your role in troll society is not over1000ked D --> Just waking up each evening and doing your best to contribute to society is enough D --> I am proud of you D --> And to those of you unculled, who have not found their path to societal contribution D --> We at E%emplary Industries are always hiring
~if a certain post of mine hadn’t already given it avvay, i’m officially announcing it novv! i have a matesprit! i have never felt red feelings this extreme for another troll before and i am beyond happy. expect to see more pics of us together <3 #quadposting #feelingflushed
im glad Kurloz isn't a picky eater because i can't cook for shit, but damn am I trying to learn. I just gavwe him a plate of food that wvas an afterthought.
AYOOOOOOOOO WHERE MY BITCHES AT??
hope all my loyal followers are havin good timez and the rest a ya are miserable
WOULD YOU NOT ALLOW A BROTHER HIS WHIMSY?
IM JOKING. or am i?
wish i had one sucks like a bitch to sleep without
tryiing two fiigure out how two tackle thii2 web2iite wiithout ju2t... 2noopiing at the codiing... anyway. hello.
A Most Interesting Feed.
A Sensible Ratio For Someone Like You I Suppose
i'm "mogging" (?) you all with my kull score. eat shit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3f5cc6cd6d1b.png
glad were all on the same page here, , , lol , , , https://i.gyazo.com/781eb3f6d8e2ff26a9ece75fc1c04d71.png
honestly im disappointed i dont have a higher kulling score, , , https://i.gyazo.com/193feae68abdc84961c684344e2ec52b.png
TOO LATE, THEY'RE ALREADY OFF. #nsfw
/admires you cutely
chat EvEry timE i start making a post on this i gEt a hEadachE is this a sign
// OOC but I had a horrible epiphany and it involved realizing that I might've subconsciously semi-coded Cloude partially like the clown from the circus Ace Attorney case
TWO IN ONE PLACE? a treat. :o)
WELL THAT FUCKING SUCKS. STAND STRONG, LITTLE ME.
dude u didnt see it but he just grinned and did the sexiest lil twirljump u ever did see #BrunosIn #EridanWeek
New PROFILE PICTURE, of the most dashing fellow in SATYR HISTORY. ((drawn by me!)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb4945025467.png
so because of the gag order you cant talk about rick prime bad touching rick c-137 or anything like that at all (tags: Rick Prime/Rick C-137, selfcest, gag order, gags, #nsfw, #selfcest, #nsfwe, #rickcest, archive rating: M)
actually a huge movie buff but only when it pertains to horror films, , , and bad exploitation documentaries, , ,
:o( DoNt dO ThAt bUt sErIoUs gO To tHe bAtHrOoM.
aW MaN. yOu sHoUlD PrObAbLy mAkE SuRe yOu aInT AbOuT To sHiT YoUr pAnTs, DuDe. #uNsAnItArY
Yes. But I have to give whoever is at fault a... talking to.
i dOn't kNoW HuMaN CeReAl bRaNdS ThAt mUcH. bUt aPpLe aNyThInG SoUnDs gOoD. iF Ya dRaNk mIlK, yOu cOuLd bE HaViNg tHaT LaCtOsE ThInGy pRoBlEm.
dEpEnDiN On wHeN Ya aTe kArBrO YoUrE PrObAbLy hUnGrY
ddaddddy bbigg bbulggee is bback in toown
I largely prefer what is going on at the moment than whatever preposterous chaos you incite.
timeline is hopping today. for once i'm not the centre of attention, call this a blessing or a curse.
D --> Set schedule reminder for Nubday @2:30am at The Anne% below The Anne%
Flight means nothing, when my cannon aiming through you mid-flight is far more accur8te.
eAt fIrSt aNd yOu'lL FiNd iT PrEtTy mOtHeRfUcKiN QuIcK I ThInK
#nsfw Not sorry. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/6694/c1c20554dc4413c3406ab8bef6b91165.jpeg?7640124
Yall be hat1n for no reason
@circuitousTautology hello your replies still arent coming through for some reason ive tried resetting my husktop a few times but i am still receiving no notifications from you cna you try replying here maybe? ( tags: The Rankmaid/Exemplar Danklook, original art, archive rating: G ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1477f9d3d1f1.png
((sounds good!!!
((lollll, u can call me sata thats my ooc rp handle
((u got this!! be the twink u wanna see in the world
#loweffortposting of the day https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1487851636712931518/IMG_2154.jpg?ex=69caa551&is=69c953d1&hm=afcaaad2a98402dbcdc5f9a1b2c45fd2af9f2013304cb871ad716ca7f68c1621&=&format=webp&width=600&height=829
((I LOVE TWINKS
((its okay u got this!! im not a very good kankri but i do it anyway lmfao
((im an old msparp user ive been there for years, you'll probably run into me on there lmao. im one of the very few gamzee/ghb/mituna mains on thrre
you ever listen to a song and you just know it'd be great background music??? warnings for blood mentions and stuff as usual, but do you expect anything else from me? bfr #nsfwe #gore https://open.spotify.com/track/5ffg6pnyg5egxzuemdsx91?si=16c9f61ae0dc4d35
((THATS WHATS BEAUTIFUL ABOUT CHITTR AND MSPARP. ive done some downright crack ones
i need to go pick thing up today like karkats charger but thinking about leaving my hive makes me feel extremely sick and afraid i think i am going to have to do it later 0n0”
hOnK :o) hTtPs://i.iMgUr.cOm/vNoRqM3.pNg
:o))
YOU CAN TRY.
:o)
\) -•-BATHROOM BITCH MY BELOVED!!-•- (/
Hello Chittr, I’ve Come To Make An Announcement That I Planned To Make After The Project I’ve Been Working On Was Complete But It Is Taking Longer Than Anticipated And I Think I Can Rush It If I Post My Intentions. i’m Looking To Assemble A Team Of On Site Legal Workers In The Event Any Of The Users Of This Site Find Themselves On The Edge Of Being ThroWn In An Alternian Prison Or Worse. If This Project Was Completed, All That You’ll Need To Do If You Get In Trouble Is Message Me, Then From There I’d Connect You With A LaWyer As Soon As I Can At No Cost To Yourself. The Legal Team Will Be Paid Double Their Standard Rate With A Massive Bonus By Myself If They Keep You Looking Innocent As An Incentive To Do Their Best Work. i Will Expect No Payment From You In Return At Any Point, Consider This A Passion Project.
I told you the drones get confused easily. Now look what you’ve all done.
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/1jacgxv7ngsfq5htq65ecs?si=3b807cb3e0ea45d8
the other night we were at the fight rings. dee picked up janes grandpa and went in together. ... i swear they were about to kiss, the tension was so thick.
((I had this idea in mind since yesterday, spent 30 minutes to draw it and now I'm honestly can't stop laughing.
concept: an unlit cigarette dangling from your lips, tiredly glancing over to the person smoking beside you "cmere doll" leaning in to kiss the tips of your cigarettes together, the humming pleasure of the smoke filling your lungs as you meet their eyes (tags: Reader/Anonymous, cigarettes, #substance, smoking, cigarette kiss, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
Don’t Hesitate To Ask For More Help If You Need It Dearie.
I will be stepping away from the platform for a short while. There are a few matters within the Manor that require my attention. They won’t resolve themselves, and I would prefer not to leave them unattended any longer than necessary. I expect to return shortly. In the meantime, I will extend a small courtesy. If there are questions you’ve been holding onto, you may leave them here. I will review them upon my return and respond where appropriate. I cannot promise you will receive the answers you expect. Only that you will receive something. Do make them worth asking. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2xpbrz4l
They are going to smash my head in with a giant mallet. #Gore and viscera will splatter across the audience. They are calling it the first Gallagher like execution in at least two years. Happy Tuesday.
((just offering u my moral support in these trying times :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD LIGHT GANG, RISE AND GRIND. 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fa0702a0bc2.png #nsfw
((pog
@miraculousmerchant Chop Chop Kazumo, You See What They Need.
What Kind Of Assistance Do You Need?
:33 < I love splitting the innocent fauna in half for survival :3333
Dearie Do You Need Help? From Your Posts You Seem To Be In Rather Rough Condition Today.
HA HA HA.
OOPS. did i do that. #nsfw
Help is on the way, dear!
HMM YEAH I GUESS IF YOU'VE GOT NO CONTRACT WITH THE DEVIL YOU WOULD
EASY SOLUTION, DIE AND THEN RESPAWN WITH FULL STATS
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((Im also cramping like hell rn so i get u tho omfg im wishing u the best 🫶😭
"my heart burns for love my soul burns for blood i'll take you, i'll break you i'll crush you, i'll break you" - rainbowdrinker erotica by troll inkubus sukkubus rainbowdrinkers as a romantic metaphor is top tier romance and if you don't agree you're wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=von8pibz90e #nsfwe #gore
(( Just find a new and creative excuse for his suspiciously period-like cramps, obviously. Lmao. Projecting cramps onto them is what blorbos are for, isn’t it? Or have I been doing it wrong this whole time…
((Trolls can have cramps as a treat. Project them🙏 its a beautiful thing to do🙂↕️
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა crush is online....hhhh..
((YEAH. I posted that periods suck and got MULTIPLE people chit about it and i couldnt stop laughing
((Projecting cramps onto fictional characters is one of the blisses in life))
sorry bout dying everyone i started doing fish tank stuff cus my goldfish are out of quarantine now so i could build their hardscape out. next is plants
((This was how I got ppl posting abt periods yesterday LMFAO
It has come to my attention that some of you have begun to interpret my responses as… intrusive. An understandable concern. Allow me to clarify. I am not inserting myself where I do not belong. Nor am I “targeting” anyone with undue attention. That would suggest a level of intent that isn’t particularly relevant here. I am simply acknowledging what is already present. Your posts, your remarks, your… expressions of self. Each one is a small confirmation. A signal that you continue to occupy the space you have found yourselves in. I respond to those signals. Not to alter them. Not to interrupt them. Certainly not to overwhelm them. Only to recognize that they have occurred. You may think of it as observation, if you prefer. Or, if that feels too distant... appreciation. After all, continued existence, especially when made visible, is something worth acknowledging. I would hardly ignore it.
((Sorry that was me. I just ended mine.
Just had this blast from the past pop up on my timeline from yonks ago. 😇 or 😈? #Halloween201X https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4a6646e4c94.png
“as i spitting, splitting, blood red breaking windows in my heart and the past is taunting fear of ghosts is forcing me apart” - fear of ghosts by troll the cure if you’ve never listened to lovesong’s b-side youre missing out #lyrics #gore #quote
((i’ll pretend it did
((Goddd say it louder </3))
((Just remembered i made him 5'5. My short king lmaoo))
MORE LIKE FORTH FORTH BACK. HE NEVER LEAVES ME THE F^CK ALONE. HE'S ONE OF THOSE VIOLETS WITH THE ROYALTY COMPLEX. E^GHEGHGH^ERGH^HE^H..
THEY CAN'T REALLY MESS IT ^P WHEN IT'S ACTIVELY BEING B^ILT. MY HIVE GOT BLOWN ^P A WHILE BACK, THEY'RE CARPENTER DRONES. AND SEEING HOW THEY'RE HERE AT ALL, I'M ASS^MING THE BOMBING WAS ^NLAWF^L.
this site may be a shithole with insane people on it but at least we dont have fuckedelf
I MIGHT MAKE AN ALT FOR THE SAKE OF MORE PRIVATE OR ^H. IN DEPTH. POSTING. WO^LD ANY OF YO^ CARE ABO^T THAT? ACCO^NT WILL HOLD POSSIBLE #GORE, #NSFW, #NSFWE, AND #VIOLENCE. AN EXAMPLE BEING RANTS ABO^T A TROLL I MIGHT HAVE C^LLED RECENTLY, OR PAILING STR^GGLES.
// yeah! I tend to give dualscar the same tail since he's also Cronus LOL, but I don't fucks with eridan but dolphin and seahorse works well!
D --> #equiusvault Number 2: Goreget D --> Warnings: #gore #body-horror and #horror may apply D --> Status: In Vault, Minimum Security Display D --> I obtained this item from a cult dedicated to the worship of Tilko'shaloth D --> The artifact is, as the name would suggest, a type of ceremonial gorget, inscribed on the front with eldritch runes venerating the aforementioned god D --> Twisted thorns of bone like material protrude from the material, e%tending both outward as well as inward, toward the wearer of the accessory D --> Indeed, to wear the item is to be forced to endure it's cost D --> The thorns will bury themselves into the skin surrounding one's neck and collar, using their pain, as well as their b100d and lifeforce itself to power itself D --> This sacrifice allows the outer thorns to become an e%ceptionally potent offensive and defensive t001 D --> The thorns on the outside can e%tend several feet, and act in defense of it's wearer, the dense material acting as a sturdy shield against blows, as well as a powerful weapon should they penetrate their target D --> Given the protrusions through the metal of the goreget itself where the thorns sprout, I have no doubt they will break through steel armor as easily as flesh, and once buried they may use their foe's lifeforce to power themselves even further D --> Removal of the artifact was e%ceedingly difficult without causing the death of the wearer, but fortunately it was managed thanks to some of the cultist's own supplies that they used for transferring the artifact between devotees D --> I worry that prolonged usage by a single person, allowing the thorns to bury in deeper, might have made removal impossible, but this remains untested D --> Given that the artifact hosts no inherent maliciousness and is inert without b100d to feast upon, it requires little in terms of safety procedures to contain and is on open display- within the confines of the vault of course
// Yeaah you should! I love tail nubs a few of mine have them. My Cronus has a full-on shark tail and dorsal fin! I just enjoy lil animal features.
// I love troll tails, i think more trolls should have tails!! and thank you!!
Oh, how unfortun8te. Why must the invit8tions to Felt Manor arrive while I am asleep of all times? It would have 8een rather fascin8ting to meet a leprechaun in person.
aLl mY FrIeNdS ArE So mUcH ShOrTeR ThAn mE, iT'S KiNdA MoThErFuCkIn cUtE.
(( Msparp and DB are so dead. Hate and suffering on planet Earth. ))
J⟡J⟡--> ⚓︎urning in f⟡r ⚓︎he nigh⚓︎! g⟡⚓︎⚓︎♡ ge⚓︎ ⟡ff ⚓︎he husk⚓︎⟡p g⟡nn♡ miss y⟡u ♡ll!<3 <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
i HAVE TO PEE, bUT, i CAN'T, aND, i AM IN A SITUATION WHERE, iT WOULD BE AWKWARD, tO DO THE, i HAVE TO GO, tO THE ABLUTION TRAP, wIGGLING, rIGHT NOW,,, #PISS
GOOD. ;o)
CAN I COME?
do not go! do not let the asshole control tou
Don't let the coon critters bite.
Good. Good night.
You're fucked up too, you don't get to talk.
Claws the small part of the old me cares about your survival.
he is my adoptive son and you do do not get to hic! @carcinogeneticist#9890 kick him
@carcinoGeneticist#9890 Time is up.
Five minutes.
Go to bed, kid.
@scratchdoctor midsinf a bottle of hennessy???? fucking loser hahaaha #teatime
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
:33< currently listening to bathroom bitch by holychild (and fantasizing... sighhhh wish it were me) #nsfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG_yf62pczE&list=RDoG_yf62pczE&start_radio=1
of cours3 no^, you'r3 jus^ s^icking ^hos3 fucking gills wh3r3 ^h3y shouldn'^ b3. b3 car3ful, ^h3y migh^ g3^ fucking hook3d by som3 unknown ^roll. #gor3 #viol3nc3
:33 < i n33d a big man to come in and lift me :33 < and then use me like a fleshlight..... #nsfw
Was it awkward. Yes. Did I purrobaby ruin it for someone. Yes. #teatime
thanks trollbama
♯nsfw ♯bdsm ♯torture ♯scene where i ♯force you to ♯endure ♯many ♯papercuts
fighting impulse to not get a tattoo. like a full sleevwe. because i dont knowv wvhat to get. i already did an impulse body mode a fewv months ago. scarfication is cool, don't look it up if you're squeamish. #gore
i forgpt every1 gets hprnt up lemme join in with a lil picSMOKE BOMB https://avcstore.com/en-mx/products/enola-gaye-wp40-smoke-grenade?srsltid=AfmBOorHBjWd1ot9mv2GU48Iy2_PduW28Fp0vSPZgF7TN9avkvDAfOtK
✝+ Hello everyone, I'm Lucier Faelen. I hope we can all get along decently well. +✝
YOU CAN. ;o)
// hoping and praying it doesn't because art is beautiful and artblock isn't
// (OOC) seeing all the nsfw art on the timeline makes me wish i could draw bc i love seeing everyone's art and i wish i could astral project all my ocs' boobies and dicks into existence /silly #nsfw
@pickpocketingintellect i'm going to send mollie to make you unblock me in 2 seconds
whitE pEoplE whEn you turn off thE sonic music
*roxy falls to the ground with a dramatic godzilla roar and dies instantly and her blood leaks out and floods the town and everyone starts screaming and then eshe fucking explodes* #gore
YES.
Dude two users. blowing each other just got. posted its already. started
its the golden hour bby
((ooc: credit to @pitilessdispatch for the beautiful art of surtur and roe i could chomp on this)) back from who knows where doing . . . well i guess you can see not the jade id prefer to have hitting the back of my throat but whatever @pitilessdispatch can't believe i let you talk me into posting this dumb shit >.> @archiveaddict is this enough mlm for you??? https://i.imgur.com/ui6litj.png #nsfw #nsfwe #cantbelievethisshit
The doors to the ballroom are now open. Everyone, regardless of origin, is welcome. You may enter at your convenience. There is no need to announce yourselves. Your presence has already been accounted for. The room is prepared accordingly. Tea has been set. The company is… appropriate. Do mind the table near the center. It has not been disturbed, and I would prefer it remain that way. You will find your place without assistance. I will be there when you arrive. #Felt #RSVP #TeaTime https://msparp.chat/tea_time
.... im being stared at.
"You were innocent once, weren't you? Untainted by the world. Had you always been flithy in this way? Running and wine as if nothing was amiss. Metallic taste lingers on your tongue like a lover's caress despite what has been done. Was it a sin to have done what you have done? If a fuschia could die that easily. The True Empress of the rotten heart of the Empire. Would it be better to run the Empire into the ground and erase what has been done. To massarce all those who dare question your rule? To run with a iron fist? That would make you no better than the iron fist who holds the powers of these systems. Run all you might until you are striken down to the levels that you climbed up from the soil. The corpse pit that you were born in as nothing but the faithless. To have faith is to have something that you believe in. Sweet nothings in your ear as death whispers from steps over your shoulder. Your thinkpan stained fuschia as now your birthright. Your arm restrained by your injuries. What line will you cross now that you haven't been caught?" Probably - enough - of - this - story - on - here - ;^^ - It - isn't - a - happy one > #writing #gore
#Thirsty f.o°r #S.o°da?
haha. imagined putting s꥟me꥟ne ꥟n h꥟t c꥟als and making them dance f꥟r me. hahahahhaha
Is It Normal To Live Under A Rock
thinkin abt the prospects of gettin totally mind-controlled by sum1 who wants 2 do bad bad things 2 me hmmmm ponderin that #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
two centipedes , , , #insects
(( Smiles wide showing all of my teeth including the back ones. Hi Doc Scratch. ))
𝄞 just sh♡wed up f♡r #teatime with that sn♡wball guy l♡l 𝆕 𝄞 i'll d♡ s♡me aut♡graphs while i'm here if u guys want <3 𝆕
back from the pit; idk what all that was about. can't rly recommend the pit. but like u do u.
yes. >:o)
ILL FIX THAT.
thas wat im fuckin tLAKIN ABUT
CLOWN GOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN TONGUE?
the7're gonna find 7our bod7 with three hundred million gunshot wounds #gore ma7be
GETTING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN REPS IN. #lifting #nsfw too hot to handle #sweat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5c01b101a66.jpg
call that a messy finish #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence
MY FR13ND5 7H3Y'R3 CR4WL1NG 0U7 0F 7H3 W00DW0RK5
wanna know a fun fact about violetbloods, , ,
what if boys start kissing at the pparty
sometimes a girl wants to go ghost hunting and have terrible things happen #nsfwe #cnc
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #013 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/013.jpg
getting the shit beat out of you after being chased in the woods like youre prey is the best form of foreplay , , , #nsfw #dubcon #picunrelated https://i.imgur.com/yyenNEH.png
u always kelpt it reel nubs
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddd
\) -•-Need a hand pulling my hair and smacking my ass at the same time right now… -•- (/ #nsfw-•- (/
sorry to keep everyone waiting! a few of you were pretty close but i am surprised that no one guessed it correctly. my favorite character in sonic cross worlds is... jade! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5670479be68b.png
@bbarackobbama i feel like tr0llbbama,bbabby,n0,"ye$,we can"
s꥟ is tr꥟ll. "baby n꥟ m꥟ney" reffered t꥟ as grubby n꥟ caegar
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It is the robo-clitoris, yes. #nsfw
cOnTeXt aIn't iMpOrTaNt. I JuSt wAnTeD AlL ThEsE MoThEr fUcKeRs tO KnOw a bOuNdArY BeFoRe tHeY TrY Up aNd bE AlL AdOrAbLoOdThIrStY WiTh mE.
zomg guys he found it
Do not the laptop clitoris. #nsfw
;o)
>([🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨 TEN T#OUSAND ROCK ATTACK]
wHaT WoUlD YoU SuGgEsT My bItE SiZeD BrOtHeR?
[News to the World, Strider is back, and he's making a picture you would be perfect for! He's just going to need a few things first...] My first NSFW account, hope you enjoy! This Strider is an Alpha Timeline variant, thrown into golden age of cinema. He started a low budget producer, making short flicks here and there on the indie scene to get an extra buck, but Tinsel town had different plans for David. As the cost of big pictures started to rise, so too did the growing ambition. Hungry audiences wanting more, new, better, brighter-- all new frontiers to claim. Rival studios started to struggle-- disappearing starlets, faulty equipment (careful where you walk), producers hanging from telephone poles. But not Strider Studios. The luxury brand. The definite article. Horror, Drama, Comedy, they do it all. With the largest set in Hollywood, anything can happen, and all you need to do is sign a few little contracts. The road to fame is shorter than you would expect. The only question is what does it cost to you? Potential Tags You May See: #nsfw #dubcon #blood #cult #mafia #cohersion #substance
what the fuck am i supposed to do with a dilapidated boathouse??
iF AnYbOdY BiTeS Me, It aIn't gOnNa gO In a cUtE DiReCtIoN. i'lL BiTe a mOtHeR FuCkErS LuNgS OuT AnD BlOw tHeM Up iNtO BiG BaLlOoN BaRkBeAsTs.
im really really really really excited to go to this gathering but i havent been around other people in a very very long time other than visiting tavross trees im very bad at talking to people and get very sweaty and say things that people think are very weird on accident i know that a lot of you are very popular and go to parties a lot so can you maybe give me some pointers 0v0"
UP FUCKING CLOSE TO THE IMAGINARY MICROPHONE. EGG. THANK YOU. #BROODINGCYCLE #NONSEXUAL
:) KaRkAt HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/0q8cL6W.PnG #QuAdRaNtS #mOiRaIl
why do people keep watching this. hiss. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/92144236_MLCUR1IT143C688.jpg
oooooooooo that's a good one
i lovE your obscurE and nichE rEfErEncEs! arE you tipically ignorEd in largE groups
a lOt oF MoThEr fUcKeRs hAvE BeEn aSkInG Me aBoUt iF I'M GoNnA GeT My bIg bUlGe bUsInEsS AlL Up iN #eRiDaNwEeK. wElL GuEsS WhAt? HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/c5b39D1A2542.JpEg
Good to know. I'll have to find zomething zmall. Might try thiz one out if I can get the materialz for it.
sumtimes wen the TL gets too tame i feel like a lil creature hidin under a rock and watchin w my lil beady eyes bc if i come out ppl will shriek and hit me w brooms #nsfw ig #violence
Thiz iz a cute one. I could try my hand at it. I doubt I'd bee very good at it though.
8?^somettimes^i^wonder^whatt^human^blood^ttasttes^like…^if^only^tthere^was^some^on^altternia… #gore
I may never be --Empress, but I t)(onk its important to remember t)(at everyfin a person of power posts still )(as influence. Let's spread t)(e positivity! #glubglubglub!
⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ OOC Information: This Account is likely going to encroach NSFW Topics. There will be time for all sorts of roleplay on all tiers. Feel free to message directly. If you like my Doc Scratch, then please follow along. In private, I will gladly indulge your nsfw requests, but Doc is likely not going to feed into it publicly unless he has something to gain from it. May also post excerpts from my Doc Fanfics, Commissioned Doc Art, and the like. Generally OOC if I do. Trying to establish a new canon narrative for Chittr specifically. Thank you all for reading. ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪
BEAUTIFUL.
TO THOSE. THOSE WHICH CAME TO SUPPORRT ME. TO CHANT MY NAME IN MY QUEST TOWARRD GLORRY. YOU HAVE MY THANKS. ANOTHERR HUE FROM THE SINFUL PAINTS THE WALLS OF THE COLOSSEUM. FLOWING INTO THE BLOODWORRKS BELOW. IT IS MY HOPE. I SEE YOU IN THE AUDIENCE ONCE MORRE. GLORRY TO THE MIRRTHFUL ONES. #NSFWE #VIOLENCE #NSFW
You would find that I am not attempting to pull anything except perhaps the leg of those who wish to continue to interact with my spherical self. All indulgences, carnal or otherwise, are henceforth inconsequential.
Did that white guy really go to the effort of making his text the color of the website background. ......I'm kind of impressed.
we aren't doing this bullshit again. #nopissgate2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/173a1269a031.png
>([t#is dude tryna fuuuuuuuuck]
Oh dear. It would seem I have inspired a movement. How flattering. I must commend the clarity of your intent. “Ban all Doc Scratches.” A decisive proposal, elegantly simple… if somewhat optimistic. You see, I find that attempts at removal are often the most reliable indicators of relevance. One rarely bothers to ban what is inconsequential. Still, I encourage you to proceed. There is a certain charm in watching a conclusion race so eagerly toward itself. Do let me know how it turns out. I will, of course, be here to observe the result as expected.
why would any1 block mE im litErally thE main charactEr
Can we use Docs head like a basketball it looks like it.
good boy.
Going on a date, wish me luck!
huge news u luv 2 see it
you ever look at the feed and feel like you missed something but youre maybe kinda glad you missed it yea anyway thinkin about mauling someone #nsfw probably #gore tho fr
Friendly reminder that trolls have two dicks https://wheals.github.io/formspring/formspring.html#question203822124295549189 #nsfw
((WHERE DID MINE GO /lh
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
Cubs these days sure are perverted, huh? Not a judgement, just an observation.
Good morning everyone. Or, good afternoon? I didn't get much sleep last night so I admittedly slept through most of the morning.
im hungry someone get over here #nsfwe #gore
thank you, baby. ;o)
D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfAb0gNPy6s D --> When I fall in love - Nat King Cole
father of #pissgate. what the fuck does that even mean?
T)(at's perfect! Now rinse and repeat!
ah... i could not have written this without you the father of #pissegate 0///v///0 #nsfw #nsfwe
i log in7o chi77r. i see 7he 7rending pos7s. i consider en7ering 7he crushing abyssal dep7hs of 7he ocean. never 7o re7urn. #pissga7e (i guess?)
)(ello C)(ittr! )(ow are we going rig)(t now? Let's start off wit)( anot)(er positive affirmation! Repeat after me. 'My waist is so glubbing snatc)(ed.'
rankmaid this will be the first time i say this ever in a platonic non-quadrant sense, but i fucking love you.
:o)
concept: laying on the ground post-brawl as you try to come to your senses, your vision blurry and body in agony looking up as the reason for your pain pants tiredly and drops their weapon to the ground, using their boot to tap roughly at your inner thighs to spread your legs "...did you fucking piss yourself, y/n?" they laugh, the bottom of their boot pressing down into your warm crotch (tags: Reader/Rival, unmentioned quad, unmentioned charms, vague pitchfic, #pissgate, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #violence, trending topics, boots, archive rating: E)
you're all sheep. i am the big bad wolf. i will huff and puff but i won't knock any hives down i have a chronic smoking problem.
sometimes you just need to tag the things that need tagged so i can ignore it no this isnt about pee its about that other massive elephant on the chit :y what are we doing
FEET IS MY FAVORITE OF THESE OPTIONS. #nsfw #feet
D --> I am going to give myself a task so that I have reason not to 100k at the dash for a bit D --> Does anyone want more songs that I think would suit them #equiustunes
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#Pissgate is wild. I love it.
i kn0w, right? trying t0 artificially inflate 0ne's kultsc0re is s0 passé.
// part of me feels bad for starting #piss but the other half of me is pissing himself over the whole thing im ctfu
i want to make my first formal apology ever to the moderators of this site for starting the #piss fanaticism. it will probably happen again with a different topic. i apologise in advance.
PISSVENGERS ASSEMBLE
;o) #nsfwe #piss
i was busy scrounging up enough money to buy that special gift for myself i wonder what the timeline has been talking about since ive been gone (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, new update?, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: P)
I WILL OFFER MY OWN CONTRIBUTION TO THIS TREND. I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO OCCASIONALLY INDULGE IN #PISS #NSFW #NSFWE (?)
the longer yall trend this piss shit the more paparazzi start tryna follow me into the urinal looking for a bigger scoop #quitit #pissgate #nsfwe
:33 < Hey not cool to judge >;3
I'm interested if he isn't.
PISS IS AMONG THE MORE TAME OF THE THINGS I'VE SEEN GET POSTED AND YOU'RE HAVING A CONNIPTION OVER IT? WEAK. #NSFW
And to think I was getting crucified for posting nudies. #nsfw
boy. liiisten to me, boy. iii am talkiiing diiirectly iiinto your ear now. you wiiill take thiiis camera iiinto the ablutiiion trap. yes. and then iii wiiill start my liiivestream. yeeesss.... and then you shall lose control of your nether regiiions iiin front of my entiiire audiiience of loyal subscriiibers. thiiis wiiill do numbers, boy, just waiiit and see! #piiiss #nsfw #nsfwe
the more unhinged the feed gets the quicker we run the puritans off this hellsite uhhhhhh something something piss on me bbygrl #nsfw #nsfwe #idontgohere #butisupportpisskinkstersspiritually
lil crab. ;o)
I sOmEtImEs wOndEr If my lOng pErIOd Of IsOlAtIOn hAs rEsUltEd In A cUltUrAl dIscOnnEcEt frOm OthEr trOlls my AgE And thEIr IntErEsts. sUch As wOndErIng why wE ArE dIscUssIng ExcrImEnt, And why sOmE Of yOU hAd dEscrIbEd It As EdIblE? tO whAt End? #nsfwE
// here to be fair my desk is relatively clean save for like, pens etc. and like one or two redbull cans. ashes go in the bin which prolly isnt safe but yolo
see it bend CAN YOU FEEL IT BREAK? WATCH IT CRACK UNDER ALL THAT WEIGHT #lyric not #nsfw but could be seen that way
:33< *ac tucks a piece of hair behind her hair and bats her eyes shyly*
:o) Kneeling before you, chin tilted upwards to meet your eyes :o) My wrists are bound, a growl in my throat as you push your boot down onto my neck :o) You force my gaze downards, head bowed for you. :o) You'll have to tame this beast before I obey. #nsfw #bondage #petplay
would love to turn a bootlicker into a boot licker iykwim #nsfw #kink
hhkfflp mmde #nsfw #nsfwe #vaguepost lfmao
glad to see everyone agrees rankmaid is on some good shit. i love her pitch stuff. #nsfw by association i guess.
MORE OF THIS.
or the opposite: having your religious matesprit worship you instead of their god #nsfw
------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------ Kurloz Makara - Ripped Stitches - Mute by choice He may speak at times, but it is often rare Occasional NSFW so tread with caution! (Will be tagged) Mun is an adult + multi-shipper! I post art on Tumblr (@rabbitscrxtch) But if it relates to this, may post it here ------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
YOU TALK ABOUT CLOWNS BUT ARE TOO PUSSY TO GET FUCKED UP BY THEM THEY AND EVERYONE COULD BEAT ME TO A PULP AND HATE SNOG ME. LEAVE EVIDENCE #NSFWE
i got called a "larper". you people act as if i haven't been "down with the clown" before. #nsfw
all this honkslop is making me a tad dizzy (tags: clownposting, cultchaser, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b600430a0f5.jpg #nsfw
~“i love cllovvns” kultchasers vvhen you ask them if they’ve ever been hit in the head vvith a club for clovvnbulge
Ok So As I Leave The Forest I Am Admittedly Much More Active On My Phone Then I Should Be And I Keep Seeing This One. Who Are You And Why Are My Posts So Spritually Resonating In A Negative Way With You Https://files.catbox.moe/0w5mr8.jpeg
ghb is pretty good looking. for a clown.
my street cred 💔
dont do this to me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5478b6405b54.png
> on the top1c where are all the f1ne clown2 at #n2fw <
;o)
:33< if i were asked "would mew fuck a clown" the answer is an immediate yes!!! im TIRED of lying and purretending!!! they fine as FLUFF!!! #nsfw
X Hear me out: men in dresses are sexy as fuck #nsfw x
Another day Of being Cute and Hot... My cross To bear!!
D --> I still do not like this diurnal schedule I am contractually obligated to adhere to
TRUST, i can do both at the same motherfuckin time. #nsfw
YOURE MORE OF A RAT BASTARD THAN I AM, FISHFACE.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M A NATURAL WINNER, A NATURAL MONEY MAKER, A NATURAL STRAIGHT SHOOTER.
:33 < i cant be a hater i have too much love to share... unless its an ampurra then nevfurmind
:33< guys i win, THE FURREAKING GRAND HIGHBLOOD called me a cute meowtherfucker
Y'all ju2t hating cau23 you wi2h you had a mon2t3r rn
ITS FREAK O'CLOCK FOR AS LONG AS I AM AWAKE. #nsfw
hal hasn't hate hit me yet. what a time to be alive.
:33< fanfic but its highblood x lowblood and the lowblood is the dom and the highblood whimpers #nsfw
:33< OH MY GOG THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD LIKED AND REPLIED???? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e20c0789ad8a.png
climbing the walls of my enclosure
it's pretty awes0me that i still racked up a few d0zen kulls and kults while i was g0ne. #alpha
AINT MY FAULT I BEEN BLESSED BY THE MESSIAHS. ill motherfuckin fence bulges with you. #nsfw #frot (?)
multiple gallons of cleaning chemicals
inspiration lurks everywhere!
hello chittr! 0v0 did anyone have any dreams they would like to tell rankmaid-sensei about perhaps involving someone else maybe ( tags: dreaming of you, moist dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M )
yo i love this website maybe im just cattier now than i used to b but i feel like pvp is turned on here
die die die die die die feelings die #nsfw #gore #violence
#NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/3NfismgRq6IdXnEtIeOetD?si=f8285456d119462d
boys r so fucning dumb n stupid with their blonde hair n their pretty eyes n their stupid long slender fingers n their bags under the eyes cuz they dont get any fucking sleep UGH
urrrghhh.... rrgrr ughhhhh i want 2 gouge my heart out w a fork rn #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaWpsZm1iMXppdm00cWE2OGN5bGI5cmhqdjhhM2UzYmk5czBvZTJiNSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/EWuJ3GXmbJgHALJJH2/giphy.gif
100% of my kull scor3 must b3 from M1ndf4ng. Th3r3 1s l1t3r4lly no oth3r 3xpl4n4t1on.
hehe, yeah this tracks. https://i.imgur.com/97zhERl.png
fucked up the guy who almost killed me made me lose my sword and killed my brother wants to stab me again what happened to #peaceandlove
getting stabbed is so fucking romantic. whats hotter than dick in hole. knife in flesh, thats what. #nsfw
passing out from it after feeling things slowly get fuzzy and numb fuck yes #nsfwe #kink #violence #gore
i need to knock out someone’s teeth and let their blood help my bulge down their throat #nsfwe #gore #kink #pitch
men need to be bloody and pathetic more often. they need to be whiny and whimpery and desperate i think. #nsfw
chIttrs rEAdIng fOr tOnIght! pAst: sIx Of cUps InvErtEd prEsEnt: tEn Of pEntAclEs fUtUrE: fIvE Of swOrds InvErtEd thEy spEAk tO OUr dIstAncE frOm thE fAmIlIAr, I sUppOsE It mUst mEAn frOm whAtEvEr sOcIAl mEdIA Or chAttIng sOftwArE wE hAd UsEd bEfOrE chIttr? cOmpArIng It tO thE chAngEs nOw, wIth A wEll EstAblIshEd wEbsItE And A mOvEmEnt AwAy frOm cOnflIct. OncE AgAIn vEry AUspIcIOUs! #tArOt
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
Calling out @tentaclesT)(erapist . S)(e's a gill's gill.
B33 < late night zoomies hit diffurrent when youre the size of an adult human j33ze
u know when a guy is like suuuuper pissed off and he hits u with that deadpan glare and looks like he wants to fuckin murder u??????????? yummy. more of that. #nsfw #nsfwe
iitss okayy if he wants tto actualyl kill me im kinda into that hhahah,, #nsfwe
hypnotised into calling her mommy or something i dont know #nsfwe
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
yOu cAn mOtHeR FuCkInG SaY ThAt aGaIn, SiStEr. ThEy aLl wEiRd.
(( every single non-intermission friend clover makes gets funnier. - shitpeta - mom lalonde - the rankmaid - orphaner fucking dualscar never in my ten years of writing this dude have so many non-midnight city people entertained his whimsies. i'm thriving.
being a hoe on the internet is a vry rewarding career path an dont let any1 tell u differently #nsfw
marv says: reel 1z alwayz lyk wen 2 get diaped up & carnivorous :o)
it is time to sleep. good night everyone.
I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat th'big deal \/\/\/\/it' peggin' is \/\/\/\/it' humans. T'is natural bet\/\/\/\/een th' trolls t' b' topped b'th'lasses. #nsf\/\/\/\/ #unsearious #notsafefor\/\/\/\/hales
(^･ω･^) < FOR SURE!!! I CAN ABSOLUTELY DO JADEKAT!!!
1 TH1NK W3 SHOULD ST4RT 4 C1LF LOV3RS GC
L.O.L! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/483df09109c7.jpeg
I'd tell you, but then it would undermine my reverse-vaguepost scorn. My apologies.
this website gets at least one post an hour of sum1 asking whats a milf/dilf
FUCK BEING SOFT AND KISSABLE, IM LARGE AND FISTABLE #NSFW
D --> Does Earth C get anything watchable on television this has been the first time in a long time I find myself in my armchair
You say t)(e DARND--EST t)(ings.
Man I love midnight angst. If you also love midnight angst give this chit a "yeah"
No one was implying t)(at, Crabcatc)(.
>AcK< nO+ Enough Lewd Fanar+ of Me ou+ On The In+erne+. N0+ Nearly En0ugh
@glitteringarachnids said we're posting lusii meet my mom, edited to black and white of course lmfao https://i.imgur.com/gakm9tn.png
If youre asexual then how come i want to fuck you so bad #nsfw #realquestions #checkmate
day 47 of being "trapped" under a napping dog man my kid has taken up residence in his fluff and may or may not be building a nest i honestly feel kind of betrayed :(
i wont stop til the breaks fall off...off off yes sir yessir...cuz i need you in the passenger
HEADACHE. i will be going to bed early, motherfuckers. GOOD NIGHT.
Is t)(is a )(ealt)(y dynamic related to a specific lifestyle? #nsfw
1'M V3RY PROUD OF YOU FOR F1ND1NG TH3 CONF1D3NC3 3V3NTU4LLY
3XC3LL3NT
SP3C1F1C4LLY TH4NKS FOR NOT B31NG 4 COW4RD 4ND 1 LOV3 TO S33 YOUR 1M4G1N4T1ON ON TH3 SUBJ3CT
Haterrs hate it when getting my head cut off doesn't stick. #gorre
TH4NKS FOR TH3 DR4BBL3 V4NT4S
fucked up to just call me "a bird" but oh hey close to what i just did to my boyfriend haha
:o)
//hehe yeah. i imagine manolo zuruzu is a really dweeby trans guy and named himself after the character... which leads to him getting mistaken as a roleplay account constantly
dave took this lovely photo of himself wearing his new godhood!! he felt the old one seemed a bit childish on a middle aged father, and i agreed. i think i strUck a good balance between modern/casUal and regal/fancy with my redesign. thoUghts? criticisms? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/661d7117e895.png ((Made with Hero Forge))
OOC: I love when people take an existing character/person and just color them grey and add horns it's the funniest shit
#art https://i.imgur.com/Y2FrTe1.png
I wonder if I could get paid by t[][]e freaks t[][]at get off from getting beat up? But only in t[][]e form of blunt force trauma to t[][]e skull? I can go for t[][]e legs too, but t[][]at's about it. #nsfw #nsfwe #[][]atemyjob
-|- Hello, Chittr. Is it improper etiquette to make my profile picture my favorite character and not my own face? Thank you in advance. ---
𐂯 BEAT THE ZHIT ⌖UT ⌖F ME UNTIL I PAZZ ⌖UT! Y⌖U CAN D⌖ WHATEVER U WANT!!! <3 #NZFWE 𐂯
𐂯 TFW WHEN HE MAKEZ Y⌖U CLEAN HIZ W⌖UNDZ WITH Y⌖UR M⌖UTH... >///< #NZFWE 𐂯
you're crazy if you think hemoanonimity is gonna keep me from posting bloody and bruised ass pics post-lashing on main lmfao enjoy or whatever #nsfwe #gore #kink #masochism #violence https://i.imgur.com/t2fehvp.png
Bullet wounds itch. Not going to stop me from hip-firing into a sea of loonish wannabe bank guardians. New perspective for torment down the line. Note to self: pull Nine aside for a candid stripe-to-solid directive on that. #blood #gore mention #torture mention
(^･ω･^) < WHAT KIND OF CONCEPTS!!! IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SAY THEM OUTLOUD YOU CAN DM ME!!!
D --> Domestic workers provide such an invaluable service to those who require it and should be treated with the utmost respect D --> This inc100des maids, butlers, manservants, chauffers and others
oh nooo im desperate 4 attention again sigh #nsfw
OBJECTION! your highblood opposing counsel failed to properly establish the prongs of 702, they have laid no alternate foundation as to their witness' expertise, therefore their witness is not qualified to say jack shit about my client's hat and whether or not it is actually ugly as hell and i want that OFF the record #law
1t's ♡kay!!! pe♡ple need t♡ learn the1r place the hard way s♡met1mes!!!
#chitternation ho>> do i get #>erified
𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 OOC Muse Specific Information. Just know, I am a much more serious Dualscar than I shitpost as. Just know that 'shitposts' are coming from his Steward and Right Hand Servant @orphanersServant I do roleplay NSFW and above, it's Dualscar, he is basically default NSFW #nsfw #ooc #lore #nsfwe? 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Hatched Cronus Ampora, he was a culler from hatching. As per his timeline's demands, he culled his own lusus by the age of six sweeps. He spent his youth in the presence of his Meenah Peixes. They were close, and the Orphaner was fond. But it was never meant to be for he knew his duties not only as the Empress's Servant but as Orphaner. Spending his adolescence in the presence of Gl'bgolyb in order to prepare his pan for her wretched tones. He was just that, the Orphaner. He had no other name, he had no other means. It wasn't until he spoke out of line in the Royal Courts that the 2x3Dent of the Empress narrowly missed culling him and scorned him with the permanent mark of Dualscar. He carries the reminder not only to himself but to others what comes to those who do not respect the absolute authority of the Empress. Speaking of the Empress, their young relations were close to moiraillegiance. At first, anyway. As Dualscar grew fonder of the Empress, she grew more wary of his existence. She knew what she would have to do, and Dualscar was NOT a part of her plan. So, starting very young, his yearning for her Scarlet Quadrant grew. In youth, he also had a small spark of Kismesistude with Grand Highblood. But neither of them could hate one another to their fullest extent before it fizzled out. As for his role as Orphaner? Well, Dualscar was a natural. Culling was a Highblood's Specialty of course, and when you have a God Weapon to do so? He was merely equipped to deal with all issues. Or so he would think. Now at 17 Sweeps, he has his first clash with Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. But certainly not his last. He was not tasked to deal with Pirates, so he figured letting her go this time wouldn't be an issue. Lightning doesn't strike twice after all, but Ahab's does. Now at 27 Sweeps, the Orphaner figured out the balance of both his work at hand and his quadrants. He still longed for the Empress, but he dare not confront her in fear of death. But Mindfang satiated all of his needs for all of his quadrants with her constant Manipulation of him. Not with her 8-Fold, but rather her silk tongue. Words to stroke his ego to it's maximum then crush him where he stood. It was a wonderful arrangement for him. This rivalry festered and boiled over into quadrants over the sweeps of clashing. For a while, they were evenly matched. But Dualscar was at his physical peak at all times with not an ounce of psychic abilities. Mindfang however, was continuously growing more conniving and mentally fortified. Rebels however, were not so pleased with his existence. Telling tales to one another of how he culls trolls en masse for the Empress rather than lusii. Not that it mattered much to him. He dared not to step on land. Dualscar is no longer a mere Orphaner to the Empire. He is so much more. He's turned out to be the longest lived Orphaner and the most productive overall. Drowning in the perfect lifestyle for him. This was about the time of the Rebellion's peak, before, well, Signless was executed. Dualscar and Mindfang were no longer clashing their ships just to waste trolls and perfectly good driftwood. Rather, their meetings were face to face. Hours talking in one or the other's brig. Threats and attempts at one another's life being a commonplace thing. This, as you know, is the end of Dualscar. He had traded high ball for a particular slave. A Jadeblood from the Rebellion. He never learned her name. He didn't need to. Her face told him everything. She was tired, older than him, older than the Empress. She seemed so young for her age still. This was why he traded for her. He was obsessed with fiction. Particularly Gothic Horror. And this troll reminded him of Bram Trollker's work. The Jadebloods known as Rainbow Drinkers. But then Mindfang, stole her and well, Dualscar wasn't too keen on that. Especially not after hearing how she violated his property. If he couldn't have the sole Rainbow Drinker, Mindfang certainly couldn't. Mindfang grew more aggressive than ever afterwards. Dualscar forgot all of his fears, running from his own ship during the daylight so that the Marquise couldn't give chase. Upon reaching the Chambers of the Grand Highblood, his fate was sealed. In death, he met his descendant. He was disappointed that the fool didn't give all of his life for the Heiress, rather killed her and was killed by a Jadeblood. He even abandoned Ahab's Crosshairs. Eridan was eventually forgiven, but Dualscar tends to think of himself as a stern Overlooker upon the Eridans running amok in the bubbles. However, he has since been given life. A new life, by some variation of Jane Crocker. Although, his own existence is considered incomplete, shallow, empty. He lives on an Earth with no future, no hope, no lusii to cull, no hemocaste, he is a shadow of a planet long forgotten. He speaks to whoever will listen because he is a desperate relic looking to be returned to glory.
Hid3 and s33k 3xc3p^ i^'s in ^h3 woods and I'm hun^ing you for spor^. #viol3nc3 #nsfw3
1 w1ll post 4 s1ngl3 nud3. 4nd no mor3. Pr3p4r3 yours3lv3s. #nsfw
DAMN. youre hot
keep the grubs off chittr e>erybody post more nudes NO>> #nsf>>
nothing like being pressed against a freezing brick wall on an ice-cold night and feeling the sear of being used as an ashtray #nsfwe #violence #gore #kink
i cannawt believe i just fucking saw this post
DO 1T
YOU C4N DO ON3 4FT3R TH3 OTH3R #NSFW
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/8eea59888e1d6b047732217cc0f9f6e8a38ebeec.jpg #nsfw Posting this solely for the purpose stated on my previous chitt. Also, new little number that I bought. Thoughts?
Mister Beast be damned. Smash. Next question.
watched a video of a snake getting its venom extracted one time but tbh all it got me thinking about was forcibly prying someones mouth open sexual style and i aint been able to stop thinking about it since #nsfw
It would be, wouldn't it?
I cannot WAIT for Jesus to start liking my #nsfw posts.
i've been informed by legal experts that my only chance is if another clown wants to file a restraining order on my behalf any purples wanna claim me for court? i'll give you head and some of @pickpocketingintellect 's stash #nsfw #substance
what if it looks like an secret evil other thing for me can i still go to heaven
okay u can hav a little here u go karkattt
only if u get on ur knees and beg for it <3
sum ppl say its like an aphrodisiac
dont look at my profile ok
Greetings, my beloved children.
Trade merchants seeking to offer me priority exposure to their wares are invited to contact me directly via priv8te message.
I cannot believe this. First a troll Christian and now Jesus Christ.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THESE HOS CALLING ME KING GOT ME FEELING LIKE MANSA MUSA.
especially sexy, thank you lmfao #nsfwe
CHITTR SHADY FACT #25 • “eridan has mildew pass it on.”
I'm so goddamn tired. So tired. Either need someone to snuff out or a weekend away.
The Amount Of Times I End Up In The Hospital Needs To Be Studied
Changing my username t0 0ld_man_l0ver
IYDKMIGTHTKY (Gimme That) - Type O Negative #nsfw #nsfwe
what's your favorite weapon you own and theoretically how much damage could it do to a troll? asking for totally not slut posting reasons (jkjk if you follow me you know i couldn't type that with a straight face lmfao XD) anyway, here's my favorite throwing blade #nsfwe #kink #gore #violence #weapons https://i.imgur.com/2i5utex.png
DONT LET THAT HOLD YOU BACK.
ugh, i hate to hornypost so much, im >>orried people are gonna think im a SLUT or something #nsf>>
defones - beware #nsfw #nsfwe
good boy.
cute.
you aint as fun dead.
#vagueposting #poem #poetry #angst something vaguely freeform and personal, interpret as you will nothing exists, nothing matters, everything stays, everything goes. i've always been this way. your ideas that you'd ramble into the day, insane and overly hopeful against my nothingness, becoming something i'll forever miss. now it's been far too long. hopefully you were right, hopefully i was wrong . . .
Whysz is coolscar in my heous
D --> I often find I have no respect for those who do not endeavor to grow better
ii’m gonna 2ay wwhat evveryone ii2 thiinkiin.. fuck..
:o)
;o)
By popular demand, my ponysona: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff32c8b0ce1e.png
OH YEAH, YOU BET.
summoning the clowns to my immediate location
see if i had to choose where i get to bleed out and die at i cant even choose a serene snowy field because the people who investigate my body are gonna take one look at my blood pooling in the snow and think i or whoever stabbed me pissed #gore #blood #piss
so >>ere ALL cracking clo>>ns no>>, right?
ITS CRACK OR BE CRACKED. and im crackin #nsfw
Saw this online. 👍 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/39f558a93ead.png Ego sum ira Domini.
Time to start a second batch of cookies. Ten is usually plenty, but I can stretch it a little further this round.
Hornyposting is actually fine as long as you’re hot.
*blatant misinformation* but youre not ready for that conversation.
// I have a lot of lore-specific stuff for my cronus before the beforan ancestor's reveal, and I already had an ancestor Eridan design WIP for my Cronus but I wanted to share the wip of him! Worst ancestor/dad award goes to specifically this guy. https://i.imgur.com/wlCKIky.png
WE ARE FAILING OUR WRIGGLERS. THEY ARE DRINKING SLOP. WE NEED TO FEED THEM HEALTHY ELIXIRS, LIKE FAYGO. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31de63d875c3.png
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
keeping the post up until eight pm my time (48 minutes from now) to give folks a chance to join in on the raffle
i don't wanna ride a wave BUT I MADE A WAVE cultivate a cult look at me 'cause I'm a FREAK black and white mane with a face full of makeup PRETTIER THAN YOUR GIRL nails sharp like a RAZOR. #lyric
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #010 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/010.png
guyz, did i accidentally become an auspice... oh no,, errm, i dunno how 2 do dis
============================================ IMPENDING TRADE: THE SIGNLESS HAS OFFERED THE USERS OF CHITTR: 10 X CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. > TYPE 'ACCEPT' (2X PER PERSON MAX) ============================================ #food #freetrade
wtf i blinked and so much happnd
:o) honk.
edible hitting send me vaguely threatening chitts #nsfw #nsfwe
NOTED. I'LL BE CAREFUL WITH WHAT I SAY SO I DON'T ABSOLUTELY HUMILIATE MYSELF.
WITH THE LACK OF AN INBOX AND ANONYMOUS SYSTEM IT HAS TO BE BETTER. PEOPLE HAVE TO MAKE THEIR PANROTTED TAKES WITHOUT THE SHIELD.
THE AMOUNT IF EGBERTS THAT FOLLOWED ME WAS MILDLY TERRIFYING.
I DON'T THINK IT'S WRONG TO TALK ABOUT SEX OR BE HORNY ON MAIN OR WHATEVER. I JUST THINK IT'S EMBARRASSING TO WANT SOMETHING THAT BADLY IN PUBLIC. #NSFW
THEY STARTED BUILDING THE LOWBLOOD TORTURE NEXUS AND I STEPPED IN. I SAID WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS TO THE LOWBLOODS THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS. I SAID TAKE ME INSTEAD AND THEY DID. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME THEY'LL BE TUMBLING ME THROUGH THE TORTURE NEXUS EVERY WEEKNIGHT FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER.
Greetings, Chittrers 9f Parad9x Space! While s9me 9f y9u may have f9ll9wed me here fr9m 9ther platf9rms such as #Su6stack 9r #Grum6lr (welc9me! D9 n9t share these acc9unt handles with9ut my permissi9n), I w9uld like t9 use this pinned p9st t9 f9rmally intr9duce myself t9 th9se 9f y9u wh9 are just n9w j9ining me. My name is Kankri Vantas, and in n9 particular 9rder, I am: a he/him pr9n9un user | a pr9ud 9ffspectrum tr9ll | unalive | a f9rmer mem6er 9f the f9rmer 6ef9ran s9ciety | a current mem6er 9f a dream6u66le pseud9s9ciety | v9luntarily celi6ate | quadrant agn9stic | 5 feet 4.96 inches in height | a Seer 9f 6l99d | the th9ughtleader 9f a du6i9usly successful SGRU6 sessi9n | pr9va6ly neur9typical | t9uch-repulsed | sex-repulsed | sex-p9sitive | a surviv9r 9f the 6ef9ran culling system | a resp9nsi6le gun 9wner | a signless tr9ll I am n9t: a mutant6l99d | a 6urgundy6l99d | a wriggler | cull6ait | the Signless | the Sufferer | religi9us | sexist | a gun nut D9 n9t interact if y9u meet any 9r all 9f the criteria listed 6el9w: pr9selytizers | evangelizers | pers9ns trying t9 c9nvert 9thers t9 their 6eliefs systems | Tayl9r Swifte stans | the Su6stack admin team unless it is t9 reverse my unjust 6anning | 6ef9ran cullers | Alternian cullers This Chittr page will c9ver a diverse array 9f t9pics, ranging fr9m #Aquadr9manticism t9 #Z9diarchicalAn9malies. I cann9t p9ssi6ly tag them all here s9 I will issue a 6lanket warning n9w that I will d9 my 6est t9 tag f9r p9tentially triggering as they appear, 6ut that I may err. Tread with cauti9n when viewing my pr9file, and if there is anything that y9u need tagged s9 y9u can add it t9 y9u filter list, d9 n9t hesitate t9 let me kn9w. My DMs are usually 9pen. Thank y9u f9r reading and I h9pe y9ur time here is rich with enlightenment.
Greetings, all. I wanted t9 let y9u kn9w that I have #updated my pr9file with a #new #6anner f9ll9wing the recent site update. If y9u are s9me9ne wh9 is made unc9mf9rta6le 6y sudden changes, I h9pe this p9st can serve as an adequate #warning f9r y9u s9 that y9u may pr9ceed with #cauti9n.
Chittr mor3 lik3 Chuddr
hey. (wildeyed and covered in blood and viscera) #gore
i guEss its this viral chittr whErE this guy jack posts funny things.
@bettyCrocker | Have you finally seen the sky from out of the forest canopy? And for what purpose have you christened yourself “Punished”?
Strong advocate for hopping timelines and drowning your doubles in the bay for fun #gore (?)
i think i might b nonbinary or something but i kinda also just started a new save of earthbound beginnings soooo....
#NowReading: https://i.postimg.cc/d0j9wSFR/99838307-58C3-4A02-9836-2CA852BD08A2.jpg @archiveAddict May be interested.
#substance #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc look sumtimes a boy jus wants a man to pry his mouth open and force too many edible gummies in ther an get him super duper fucked up so he cant think straight n then taken advantage of is that soo much 2 ask huh
i wish i had a girl/boyfriend. it sounds like it would be fun to be friends with a girl/boy.
i genuinely dont believwe my alts sometimes. "I havwe a girl/boyfriend," and im the fucking tooth fairy.
:33 < Trans karkat cat girl coming soon, trust :3
:33 < Femboy karkitty
you old as fuck dam
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm up. A bit groggy but up. ]
H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!!! You THOUGHT 1 WOULD NOT S33!!!!! @fortu1tousn3ssG4mbl1g4nt https://cdn.d1scord4pp.com/4tt4chm3nts/1169809950512521309/1487200701074641028/1MG_9521.png?3x=69c84715&1s=69c6f595&hm=44d2745d6b85bb31453833bf3463d314fc4f47d34f0907df60141b7d55fb4365&
I think I have the perfect profile banner.
1 f34r 1 got too cur1ous. 4nd h4v3 s33n four too m4ny bulg3s 1n my s1ghts. Th1s 1s unfortun4t3. #nsfw
call me tht fucker from mobey dick th way i wanna catch a fidh
some of yall have the worst color combinations i have ever seen in my life
https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/9a/20/0a/9a200a260a222ec19610871d39c698f1.jpg mood
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin
say what you want about the basque but they sure know how to make a cheesecake
I dunnae \/\/\/\/ant t'expound more exposition than needed.
https://soundcloud.com/cerve-472549989/i-love-you #dsmusicrec
.just WATCHEd boss grub 1 ANd 2. i wish families were real
sounds like a one wway trip to gettin burned an scapegoated pass
artist @cicidraws my friend cici drew this of their karkat with my gamzee (gamkar <>) https://64.media.tumblr.com/1830cd1b28b21d2a585c7dc77bf058a3/34b19d97db3dfb50-31/s1280x1920/9fa7af6bcc057b94440d6b90f08145410ef76e78.png
What the fuck is gay vampire sex? I'm a hands on learner btw. B) #nsfw
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TIME TO DO MY MOTHERFUCKIN EXERCISE REGIMEN. im not this big for NOTHIN.
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i lIvE WiTh kArKaT, aNd wHiLe tHeRe aRe mAnY BeNeFiTs tO LiViNg wItH My bEsTiE, mOtHeRfUcKeR BiTeS A LoT. lIkE A LoT A LoT. lIkE HeLl lAtCh oNtO An uNdErArM LiKe a rAbId dOg aNd nOt lEt gO. aInT BoThEr mE NoNe, BuT I MiGhT Be mIsSiNg cHuNkS. rOuGhLy cRaB-SiZeD.
((Eto blehh i forgot there was no capitalization for this guy, its genuinely been a year since i played him.))
tHiS oNe'S fOr AlL mY mOtHeR fUcKiNg Baby gIrLs. I sEeN't Yo AsSoRtMeNt Of RaGeBaIt AnD oNlYfInS, lAdIeS, aNd ThEy MaKe Me SmIlE. :o) i'M lUrKiNg AnD i'M sTaLkInG wHeN yOu LeAsT eXpEcT iT #bLeSs Up
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
vwhy do you sound like a homeless guy vwhos just took a hit of salvwia in a parking lot? are you cats seeing this?
lOt Of MoThEr FuCkInG aGoNiZiNg OuT iN tHe CiTy. I'mA lEt Y'aLl KnOw ThOuGh ThAt ThErE aIn'T a NiGhT i AiN't GrAtEfUl FoR tO bE a WrIgGlEr Of ThE cOaStS. tHeRe AiN't No RaGe OuT iN tHeM wAvEs. ThErE jUsT mOtHeR fUcKiNg Is, YoU fEeL mE? tHeRe JuSt MoThEr FuCkInG iS. :o)
"give them all that they can drink, and it will never be enough" #nsfwe #violence #lyrics https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/54/35/f6543569ab7d552773f208183d923f94.gif
:33 < *Ac moves sexily towards karkitty, moving her hips in a seducing way* Well I do ;3 #nsfw
[[ Hello everypony this is a lil OOC intro for Rox !! It will be pinned on my page for future reference! ]] This Roxy is *intense* and very very messy so if you don't like mentions of #substance abuse, problematic shit and very frequent #nsfw or #nsfwe or #gore posts then you should block/pass this one up <3 No hard feelings whatsoever we r here to have fun okay!! He also hits on Strider men aggressively so if you are a Strider and this makes you uncomfortable please block and/or you can let me know OOC and I will 100% back off- the goal is NOT to make anyone genuinely uncomfortable! I will not take it personally or be mad at you OOC if you tell me to not do something! My Rox identifies *loosely* as trans masculine and uses He/It pronouns but he does not mind she/her or light-hearted feminine terms of endearment. PLEASE do not make the assumption that its okay to do that with OTHER trans mascs this is a very personal specific case!!!! My Rox is interested in #cannibalism and #gore content in both an aesthetic and erotic sense. If that makes you uncomfortable, please block and move on!! Okay I think thats everything! Thank u for reading ily
:F Every song of SELF’s album gizmodgery.
:33 < I can also blow you ;3
#nsfw #nsfwe #cannibalism vaguely like theres hunger an then thers Hunger ygm
#nsfw #nsfwe u evr just wake up in. the mornin w the overwhelming urge 2 jus bite the everlovin shit outta sum1 bc damnb
i'm double wielding, crowbar better watch the fuck out.
like this chit if you know who let the dogs out. who. who. who. who. who.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #18 • “i eat bugs”
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I cannae b'lie\/\/e this app is hornier than gutgrindr. Get nothin' on there 'cept dronespeak but here ye freaks be out'n'bout \/\/\/\/it' it. #nsf\/\/\/\/ #intomydmsnexttimeplease #yargh
this mornin i wwas in a generally convvivvial mood so imagine my delight wwhen a couple a sludgebloods barged into my orphice (orphaner office) demandin that a lusus id scheduled for cullin somehoww had belonged to the both of them in my magnanimity i had the wwingbeast brought forth and cut it in half right dowwn the middle and sloughed the mounds of flesh off to the both of those twwo presumptivve jackoffs #gore #justorphanerthings
Whenever thingth are feeling rough, jutht remember. You are tho thexy even life got hard for you :)
DO ONE WITH A CLOWN CLUB.
AWESOME AS FUCK CHOICE. I LOVE THE SECOND HALF.
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
react if i should hold crowbar at (paint)gunpoint.
HEY TROOGLE, SHOW ME #FEET PICS
If I may garner the ire of your beagle pussed faces, then I may rest happy. For to be acknowledge with chagrin is better to not be acknowledged at all! Hoo hoo. I do hope you all are not such sourpusses of course. To be made a fool is a gift unlike any other, as you must already know. A trade in gambit is an exchange in humanity.
IM JUST A LITTLE GUY.
IN WHICH THE MAIN PROTAGONIST SITS IDLY TIL ONE DAY HE FINDS HIMSELF HEAD OVER HEELS FOR REDROM INTEREST A BUT REDROM INTEREST A IS FLUSHING FOR HER KISMESIS WHOSE AUSPISTICIOUS MOIRAIL IS THE MAIN PROTAGONIST~
8 billion humans and uncountable trolls but you are still yourself! YEAH!!
theres something so tantalizing about when your partner stretches their arms up above their head and it pulls their shirt up that little bit like damn what you doin out here with this absolutely delectable bit of tummy bro. makes me wanna kiss it
(( #gore I’m so sorry it cut off when copying and pasting form notes
(cannot emphasize w/ caps so compromised for this poem) *d*eath by every kiss, your next paradig*m*. *r*ake claws over my skin. i’ll beg and ple*a*, *a*sking if you’ll give the abuse it need*s*. *w*elts over scars, you cannot overd*o*. *b*roken patterns, they’re eu-fuckin’-phori*c*. *l*ess spoken violence, more shocking with touc*h*. *o*n my sinful knees, none more lost than *i*. *o*nside salvation, my absolution’*s* *d*eath by deadly desire. this soul’s your clai*m*. #poetry #nsfwe #kink
if rainbow drinkers exist, i need a my chemical quadrants song style fling asap #rainbowdrinkers #nsfw #romance
me when people say something mad fucking stupid to me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d45a153cf208.jpg
(( Omg we got banners now?? ))
(( Pinning on all my accts! Important to note, I'm always down to RP SFW and Violence, but I don't do NSFW! I don't mind rping into NSFW jokes and references, but I don't RP it ^-^ TY! This goes for all my charas: @tempestousDoxy @preciptiousNeoma @gigglingGaffle @bigBooms @puzzlingResolve @macabreMoonlight @waningCatastrophe @avidApiarist @bakersDouzen [idk why u would wanna freak on the bakery] ))
“whats going to happen if i find your pages” “what do i do when i find your pages” “do i get a reward for finding your pages” #idk find my pages and find out
Can I pet that dawg though?
sorry dualscar, BUT I LIKE THIS ONE.
i hope they hit the griddy over your grave.
My greatest \/\/\/\/eakness is the lack o'an edit button.
You know what, 8ring 8ack the lime and off caste discourse theoretical questions. #There are some questions 8est not to put out into the world. #dashwatching.
Wordle 1,742 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Today's was a toughie.
what if i just grabbed a mutha fucka and crushed em in mah big hands? wouldnt that be fun? honk.
Personally, I quite enjoy watching the 8uffoons from other crews discussing openly their plans for escape.
hELLO, tO EVERYONE i HOPE, yOU ALL HAVE, a GOOD NIGHT, aND EAT SOMETHING, yUMMY, aND DO SOMETHING THAT, mAKES YOU HAPPY!
I'm an Indigo whyo decided to convert to thye clown religion!!
Hyellooooooo~! Any room for Clownverts in hyere? :)
F4NN1NG MYS3LF L1K3 4 V1CTOR14N L4DY H3R3 V4NT4S
HOW SC4ND4LOUS
Why is 90% of porn someone getting fucked instead of two people having sex #nsfw #realquestions
D --> I do not need religious nuts attempting to make conversation with me I was there for a great deal of it
D --> You start missing having your hive placed precariously on a spire when solicitors come to your door
weird thing to ask but alright
doing a confessional stream tmrw, drop ur biggest secrets n guilts in the comments!
Karkalicious (noun) kˌɑːkɐlˈɪʃəs Giving great Karkat vibes, something that is biting and astringent but still somewhat pleasurable. "These Warheads are quite karkalicious"
THERE WE GO! AT LEAST *SOMEONE* HERE IS CULTURED!
KARKALICIOUS, DEFINITION:
thank gOg thats wrapped up! tg/f! #blOOd #bandages https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/14e3026da1da.png
૮・ᴥ・ა<bwoof... arf arf arf whiiiinnneee woof woof)
https://i.postimg.cc/4N9tHmCf/IMG-5923.jpg The curse takes all. It takes that which brings me joy, that which makes me feel at all. My life, my vigor, it is all torn away from me drop by drop, blood from a seeping cut. From my body to my world itself, nothing will remain. #Cursed #FeelingCursed #ASecondSpill #HasHitTheTimeline
all daves assemble! @carcinoGeneticist#9890 said it's time 4 u 2 go 4 ur walk xP
aNyBoDy wAnNa dRaW Me? I CaN PaY YoU By eAtInG ThE MoThEr fUcKeRs yOu dOn't lIkE. dM Me.
i didn't mispell #dronestrikefriday
wuts a pity party? like a party with all ur moirails?
Good morning. #Coffee #MyCoffee #FolgersCoded https://i.postimg.cc/kXZKYWmH/IMG-5921.jpg
Please stop requesting drone strikes on individuals. They are already overworked and get confused easily.
// Cronus rpers if you have cronus quirk set up, what settings did you use for the automatic setting for "vw" and wv" replacement? I've been rawdogging his quirk cause I've done it so much but I don't want to keep doing that with the "unquirk" option. On Homestuck quirks website (very useful), there's a regex replacement that makes it a bit more smoother, but I haven't the faintest clue how to do that there (or I'm just not understanding the set up system)
Well, I had not intended to re8log that post, 8ut now that I have made my presence known, I may as well offer a proper response. As a 8eforan, 8oth are permitted to exist, though lime8loods are regarded as ordinary citizens rather than targets for extermin8tion, as is the case on Alternia. Their existence is not criminalised in the same overtly violent manner, which already marks a significant divergence 8etween the two societies. As for what many refer to as “mutants” - a rather unkind term, I think, it may 8e more appropri8te to say offcaste. In 8eforus, such individuals are typically placed within the culling system, where they are assigned to the supervision of an adult troll. This arrangement is framed as care towards their development, though it ultim8tely culmin8tes in a predetermined life. Taking all of this into account, I would argue that it is generally 8etter to 8e a lime8lood on 8eforus than an offcaste on Alternia. That said, an offcaste on Alternia may, in some cases, conceal themselves as its warmer caste of 8urgundy. Given that 8urgundy are often overlooked or dismissed as the lowest caste, this does offer a certain advantage, namely, the a8ility to remain unnoticed, which can 8e a form of survival in itself. #caste #hemosim #politics #theotricals #8eforus #Alternia #CullingSystem
jUsT WoKe uP AnD CrAwLeD OuT Of tHe cOcOoN. sTrAiGhT Up pUpAtIc iN ThIs mOtHeR FuCkEd. YoU KnOw i hAd tO CrAcK ThE CoLd oNe oPeN. hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/46DbF1015009.jPeG
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"
(( I am dying at how much she's girlfailing with interacting on social media. Her icon is accurate, so far she's made draft typos she cannot edit out and reblogged a post she was trying to snoop on. ))
Oh man wh/le / was ch/tt/ng abOut fun facts a LOT Of l/On lusc// escaped the/r enclOsure
♰ mm.. i’ve found plans for the day if you don’t hear from me for some time, promise i’m not perished just yet there’d be pictures #gore ♰
No! I did not mean to re8log that. Good grief, that's a horri8le question to posit.
https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/70a8db777097.jpg
pEaBnUt bUtBtEr. I EaT It.
I think we should bring back sleepovers. Regular party and then everyone goes to sleep at the end. Maybe some midnight snacks.
:33 < if you just woke up, you are in luck :33 < i am going to go through my own routine and give some wake up advice :33 < ready?? yaaay! :33 < *look, ac even grips your hand with her paw as she goes through the best ways to start your day! please listen to her she is very nyaledgable* - get up and shake off all that slime off you! if you are human and do not have a recuperacoon i dont know what to tell you?? get the hell up i guess - do some morning calicosthenics to help wake that body up! i like to do toe touches and mountain climbies. but you can do whatever stretches you want! - eat stuff! people like to eat healthy nasty fruits like oranges and banyanyas but i sure as heck dont - oh yes hydrate too!!! glug glug glug :DD - do you stink real bad when you got up?? then bathe yourself but that is also up to you! h33h33 - let out a big ROARRR to get some energy out! i like this one cuz my roars refurberate across my hives walls. but if you live with neighbors and they really freaking hate you for doing that then skip this one - lastly get out there and sniff the clean air with your sniffer! this one is really nice cuz almost nothing beats the smell of a refreshing morning you know? #getupwithnepeta #yaaay #banyanyassuck
WORDL3 1742 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1 FUCK3D UP
The Caverns Are Closed Today Because A Grub Set Off The Overhead Fire Sprinkler System
RISE AND SHINE LET'S GET IT SLUTS (HONORIFIC).
Back in the FUCKING building. I'm tired. I hate that we're ztill open on the weekendz.
@spadesSlick#8817 | Your design8tion reads “None of Your 8usiness.” Yet you ought to recognise that mystery confers many 8enefits upon a man. Al8eit modestly, I am quite entertained 8y your tempestuous out8ursts. How often do your men sa8otage you?
:o) Hands tracing along your chitinous shell :o) Your fangs find purchase in my neck :o) Hips rocking against one another. :o) You betray little emotion. But I'm just as stoic :o) We need only express through our bodies #nsfw #trollxcarapacian
Anyone use chittr on the shittr.
droog got out of his tantrum to finally talk to me. emotional maturity does wonders.
Good morning, Chittr. Your favorite degen poster/music curator is up and at it yet again.
who the fuck even called it a divorce anyway?
I was acquainted with a lawyer once, until I 8ecame the architect of her demise. How amusing.
:o) Your skin marked by my claws. Blood drips down in small rivulets. :o) My fingers trace along your jawline. :o) And I just gotta remind you that you look so motherfucking pretty when you bleed. #nsfw #nsfwe #bloodplay
practicing my evil poses :)
CHITTR SHADY FACT #8 • "bro strider needs to get a real job!"
was there always an edit button on posts? am i more inattentive than i thought? regardless i was able to add a forgotten tag onto one of the pictures i posted. which is less for the benefit of the general population and more for the sake of personal organization.
Com3 a littl3 clo23r, And br3ak m3 lik3 gla22
>AcK< many Have Been WOndering, SO I Will C0nfirm I+ NOw: I Am The Na+ural Endp0in+ 0f OxfOrd Universi+y. N0 Ma++er Wha+ Happens, I+ Always Bec0mes Me
Playing Bakery Together on Roblox with Jane. I like this game.
https://i.postimg.cc/2SWTMpYx/IMG-0154.gif
https://i.postimg.cc/52DTQq91/A37B1C59-F1CD-4A8C-8D21-5D95E9DB94A1.png #horror
1 TH1NK TH3 WOK3 H1GHBLOOD SHOULD R3N4M3 H1MS3LF TO WOK3BLOOD
about half way done reading up on everyone's posts that i missed.
THERE IS NOWHERE YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME. I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE. #SUPPORTIVE #COMMUNITY #MUTUALAID
...tolerable grub of the wipe: binkie shared my vape nicely shithead grub of the wipe: smeeif bit my ass. ~~0o
https://i.postimg.cc/NGPyX5Xg/6B685F52-AE80-4B69-8FA5-7FBF79E77F39.jpg #horror
holy shit wait she actually fucks with my art what https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/025c98785c29.png
The spirit of comradery has already entered you, you just need to realize it and let it fill you completely.
D --> Take your pick D --> I'd be fine
(^･ω･^) < SO THE CATNAP I TOOK TURNED INTO A FULL ON SL33P!!! TIME FOR MORE SHIPCOURSE!!! WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT SOLKAT OR SOLLUX X KARKAT!!!!!!!!! #SHIPCOURSE #N33DTOKNOW #SHIPPPIIIING
D --> I don't know about you guys but I could wear the cursed am001et
dying for your political cause to having a small garden and growing weed and raising chickens with a weird offputting version of your little brother who you had to beat up a few times pipeline.
I have been practicing my breath hold to prepare for some upcoming meetings in seadweller settlements. I'm up to fifteen minutes now.
concept: your matesprits psionics bursting in a beautiful display around their horns as you send them over the edge (tags: Reader/Matesprit, psionics, intense pailing, psionic ahegao, archive rating: E)
meemaw loves you all enven if.you all disgust her
Its Okay Kanaya One Day All Of This Shall Come To Pass
IS THERE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE ON CHITTR YOU LOVE • HATE • A RUMOR TO SPREAD • A BURNING QUESTION TO ASK • OR JUST SOMETHING YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST • BUT YOU'RE TOO SHY TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT • THEN MESSAGE ME • YOUR SHADY FACTS, TEA, CONFESSIONS, AND MORE • ALL ANONYMOUSLY POSTED • THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE
shawty wanna fuck shawty likes it rough and shes got a big oily but a big round wet mcmuffin shawty got sexual techniques and a big round oily butt goosebumps on booty cheeks i wanna bust a nut #nsfw #nsfwe #lyricsposting
F33T 1S OV3RR4T3D WH3R3 4R3 TH3 P1T LOV3RS #NSFW #1M SP34K1NG F4CTS
// I should update his art and design, but that's a pain and I'm lazy 😞
man dont blame me i just encouraged it
just saw several daves on the tl in a row were all coming out of the woodworks right now huh
do you people know how hard it is to get fast food when you cant have gluten
im often in a silly goofy mood but damn...
man why would a guy fuck around about shit like that thats crazy #nsfw
cant believe kk thought i wasnt really a freak after expressing interest in gunplay man what the hell #imteasing #nsfw
((Lmao i'm just shitposting as his 'servant' jarvis))((they took my unquirk button away))
\/\/\/\/ell, I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ th'specifics as t'\/\/\/\/hy aside from they are mostly left o'ers from older tech days. \/\/\/\/it' printers bein' manual an' th'like as \/\/\/\/ell as type\/\/\/\/riters.
concept: your rival/pitchfling reaching down to grab you by the cheeks and shaking you left and right while you cling to their arm and whine "youre too fucking stupid to think for yourself you got it? you just need to listen to me listen to me and everything will make sense stop fucking thinking and listen to me stop thinking youre too stupid ill take care of everything just shut the fuck up and listen" you want to fight back but as your pan starts fogging up you realize theyre right (tags: Reader/Rival, Reader/Kismesis, concepts, kismesissitude, degradation, forced subspace, #nsfw, #nsfwe, size difference, power imbalance, domsub dynamics, archive rating: M)
D --> Hi, I'm Equius D --> You may know me from tumblr D --> I have ascended to godtier and now live on a version of Earth with one of my matesprits D --> I spend my time smithing/engineering and hunting down monsters D --> I use my god powers to void away my sweat D --> And I am very buff but I am generally ok at controlling it now D --> That really about sums me up I think D --> I will post a normal selfie this time #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
also thats such a cute fucking cat dude
hey youre a krabby patty now. yum
> he wants t0 expl0re
I have awoken.
yAY }:)
I'm goin' t'find ye an' gut ya \/\/\/\/hen I get to earth. I dunnae care ho\/\/\/\/ peaceful th'ne\/\/\/\/ Empress is.
@imperiousCondescension Fond Memories! Here's to 124 s\/\/\/\/eeps an' countin' o' loyalty. https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f1/37/52/f13752d2ccef1d5b59325ab6896e6f22.jpg
A positive mindset won't solve everything, but it is akin to a good pair of shoes for a long hike.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zqy86rI2hX8&si=AlNFMQS4WVMovVXm #music
> fa1r en0ugh l0l
[i'm]~ [happy]~ [for]~ [you!]~ [hating]~ [people]~ [can]~ [be]~ [very]~ [draining]~ [:{]
A shocking revelation. What am I doing wrong?
Bees are great. I absolutely ADORE BEES. If you don't... well, man, I just don't know what is WRONG with you.
#ChItTrCoNfEsSiOn i hAtE SlEePiNg iN My oWn hIvE.
I'm still not sure what a seadweller IS.
#chittrconfession #nsfw sometimes when i pass by a reflective surface i get so entranced by the handsome bastard lookin back at me that i cant help but lean in for a kiss and then another kiss and then another kiss and then suddenly my pants are off and
#chittrconfession #nsfl i'd probably jig with anyone in the crew.
Logging off. Long day tomorrow.
To those asking #sphereswhere ? Spheres here. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1105/bb94333e77cc0f387bc0d04c456a182f3bc0ca5a.jpg?1105259 #nsfw And with that, we'll call it a night. I bid everybody a good rest.
♡ i absolutely love this font pack !! one of them is even named after my favorite electra heart song <3 https://ko-fi.com/s/25851ce3f2 ♡
#chittrconfession Sometimes I just don't feed Gl'bgolyb fer like, three days just t'see \/\/\/\/hat happens. Usually a migraine.
time to party like a college freshman with a fake ID and the first taste of unsupervised adult freedom in their lives who joinin #shotsonme
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
What, is everyone too fucking busy to pay attention to ME?
I support this endeavor. ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if Mr. Krabs' lawsuit means you suddenly need legal representation, i know a guy who can help for a very reasonable fee
re; my piercing ball fiasco from last night. got a new bar in and now i have little spikes on one side of the piercings (angel bites) and little balls on the other. fangs
"dsprite your boyfriend already calls you his girlfriend why would it be so weird to actually be a woman" well sit your ass down and consider that i dont know
#Chittrconfessional Coffee is for the weak.
What a joyous day it is. One of many, I am sure! Hoo hoo! Every day is a gift when I have people to care for who'll care in return. I may be a fool, but I know that for certain.
I don't think you can.
#orphanerchudscar chittr do your thing and get it rolling.
begone wvwhelp. - the orphaner dualscar
"the shade for you" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Reader/Moirail, railpails, moirail kissing, black lipstick, more than moirail kissing, make up, yuricoded, #nsfw, bottom reader, archive rating: E) summary: your moirail helps you with your makeup... and ends up ruining it you stare up towards your moirail with a stillness in your blood pusher, lips parted slightly to allow her to run the wand of her lipstick over them at a careful pace youd told her that you wanted to try out some new makeup and that she was just the person to help, just like with everything else! "you know, y/n, i really think this shade was made for you..." she says, squinting as she focuses and begins the top lip shade? you think, trying not to laugh, its just black! your moirail is straddled on top of you to work on your horizontal body like a canvas, her hair falling like a curtain around your face as she works your eyes glance towards the bag she had pulled the tube from nearby, falling out of it various other eyeshadows and products that you... recognize she smiles as she finishes nodding her head once, giving you the chance to clarify what you suspect "is this... your lipstick? the one you have on right now?" you say incredulously, a smile forming "yeah?" she replies, taking your cheek in her hand to rub her thumb beneath your lower lip to fix some smudge thats a strange feeling... you squirm a bit under her "does it look good?" you ask meekly "hmm..." you watch as she leans down towards you, pressing her lips to your cheek and your other cheek and your forehead you burst out laughing, shoving and kicking to try and get her away "youre ruining your work!" you cry out through your joy, opening your eyes to see her staring down at you with wonderment "y/n... you look so... beautiful" "huh?" you grab her hips as she moves down to suddenly paint your neck with the same lipstick shade you both now share, gasping out a noise of surprise and pressing your knees together uncomfortably "h-hey! if you keep-... doing that... i-...!" you try helplessly, sinking your fingers into her skin your moirail pulls back with soft pants, connecting your lips properly to smear and mix your matching lipstick with warm saliva before traveling lower, and lower and lower leaving the shade that was made for you in her wake
You can watch me work on my car, if you want.
♡ i should probably follow the electra heart theme more but i like experimenting >_< ♡
Jar\/\/is, stop postin' \/\/\/\/hat I say on m'social media.
Hrmn, Jar\/\/is, \/\/\/\/ho is my troll transcription ser\/\/ant, play the funny \/\/ideo o' th' meo\/\/\/\/beast dancin' again.
「 It had the spirit, and that's what counts. ⥮
did u just call them young hoes but like in a nicer way
young grubs these days need to be terrified. it is like lusii milk to them. wvwithout fear, their bones wvwill not devwelop properly. - the orphaner dualscar
They should let me live on top of a Costco.
God I hate that movie.
Chiken.
Ruminating on the events of my life. Could I have done better as a mother? Have I accepted the childhood that was torn from me, the children I've been forced to abandon in the name of "Science"? Have I accepted the failures of raising a daughter? What is my purpose now, thrust into a timeline I never thought I'd see. Time will tell, I suppose..
READING MAYAAH ANGELO. THIS QUOTE REALLY RESONATED WITH ME: "\try to be AA rAAinbow in someone else's cloud/"
#BrInGtHeMbAcK #LoLcAtS
I DO THIS FOR THE LOWBLOODS, THE MIDBLOODS, EVERY CASTE THAT NEEDS ME. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/644710206dd9.png
aiight now my pride is wounded somebody kiss me better
They should add group chats to this site, I think.
Only posting out of character, but this is the icon art i did for him! He is not mewing, he just lost his eye in a fight with alternian adult eridan (cronus did win) https://i.imgur.com/phOu8te.png
mOtHeR FuCkErS We aRe sO BaCk!!!!! RiNg tHe fUcKiNg bIg tOp bElLs!!! BaKe tHaT PiE!! LeT ThE HeAdS RoLl aNd tHe bLoOd oVeR FlOw aNd cHrIsTeN ThIs uNiOn oF TwO FuCkInG WiCkEd sOuLs gAlLiVaNtInG ArOuNd fOr aLl oF LiFe aNd dOuBlE-DeAtH!!!!! sOmEtImEs, My wIcKeD AnD LoQuAcIoUs cLuTcH MaTeS, a mOtHeR FuCkEr's pUmPeR WiLl rEvEaL ThE HoLy tRuTh aNd yOu jUsT GoTtA StIcK It oUt nO MaTtEr hOw mAnY CrEaM PiEs yOu tAkE To tHe fAcE. #GoOdNiGhTsAnDsWeEtErDrEaMs
Pinned posts are up.
mmaking questionabl life choices on main
yknow what, sure.
i'm still in charge while i'm gone.
I think my continuing hatred of you is justified after my childhood.
Your self awareness scares me.
Yeah that works.
I'VE BEEN INFORMED THAT (AT LEAST IN *MY* CASE) I SHOULD LOOK INTO WHAT HUMANS CALL "AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDER." WHATEVER THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN.
Probably because none of them have ever been so mad at how pathetic somebody is that they just have to kiss them about it. Or maybe that's just me being suspiciously trollish for a human.
Just remembered why I like Karkats. At least some of you guys are the only other people I see who consistently understand what the fuck is going on with quads, even amongst trolls.
c={= mannnn i miss my pitchmate :/ shame she got bit in half and drowned but what can ya do but ball on like your life depends on it #gore =>
i got fucking ghosted by bro strider fuck my life lmaoooo
I made some art. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1486893288803012628/birthdY_PARTy.png?ex=69c728c9&is=69c5d749&hm=d99073b6bd0e81972fd4b8618b7f91468c97655bb39d4b4b44bbd4a1f42a93ab&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
im mostly here to bug eridan and ruin his day.
do you think they'll ever reboot squiddles back up??? i miss it SOOOO much!!! im pretty sure i even have all of their old merch :P
@digitalRingmaster You should throw a f[%$%#]ing beach party!
I quite fancy the term "tendril." #nsfw
could you provide me with other words for bulge, human bulge, leprechaun bulge, dersite bulge, carapacian bulge? i would like to expand my vocabulary to be better with writing cross species ^0^ preferably words you would be intrigued or aroused to see in a piece of erotic fiction! serious answers only please (tags: bulge, humanbulge, anatomy, alien species anatomy, alien anatomy, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: E)
I need a better way to get image links so I can share some art.
#vagueposting
GOING TO SLEEP CHUDS, SEEYALL TOMORROW
I have no idea how to explain the energy it possesses. Think rival you want to kiss really bad.
takin more notes on pitch fliritjn i can be a bitch but i hav 2 b like. kinda sexy abt it. but how do u show ur bein sexy abt it andnjawt just a bitch
hey chittr critters (tm) so i know i was gonna do a whole art raffle thing for yall today well two of them or fuck was it three now cuz we passed 2009 anyways i need a break ill be back tomorrow hopefully
frankly obama deserves your respect more than i ever did
I believe I prefer Twinks.
Insightful, thank you.
What are Twinks and Bears?
other vague posters.
and thus the vagueposting begins again.
shirt that says “CUM” on the chest but “MEAT” on the back. #nsfw
IT IS THE ZESTUM'S WRIGGLING DAY! OH HOW HE IS ENJOYING HIS CELEBRATORY TREAT FOR A JOB WELL DONE! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/5CEC663A235D.JPG
I messaged him “are you intrested in a bird” He said “what kind” I said me baby, caw caw. #nsfw jic
♰ happy wriggling day drink until you feel your soul leave your chest and get punched back in again :) ♰
Happy wriggling day to you. I hope it's a good one.
IT'$ OFFICIALLY MY WRIGLGING DAY. TIP$Y A$ FUCK WATCHING TROLL OURAN HIGH$CHOOL HO$TVLUB AT MIDNIGHT I$ HONOUR OF IT!! !
i'm not sure my zombie movie collection is gonna last... any fun hobbies i should try???
all my best work is in replies.
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #007 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/007.png
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #006 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/006.png
IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO VAGUEPOST, PLEASE CONTACT ME DIRECTLY INSTEAD. I WILL BE YOUR SYMPATHETIC SHOULDER TO VENT ON. #ONELOVE
if you see karkat full throttle screaming in my face leave me alone i'm exactly where i wanna be #nsfw
thats valid tb h
everyone wrong answers only
yippiee!!!!
POST A TERRIBLE IMAGE AND MAKE IT YOUR PINNED.
um not 2 brag but im kiynd of a big deel rn
wEiRd wAy tO SpElL PeNiS BuT SuRe sIsTeR.
Disclaimer for the public, I do not have a gamer closet. My rig wouldn’t even fit in that.
who let all the fuckin robots get on here bruh tomato tomato
honk honk. i aint afraid to be a freak on main, unless that aint your style.
bet ill have you sayin that more, later.
that sounds scary
> I have only met three tolerable highbloods in my life, and one of them stopped being tolerable because he was a coward too afraid to break away from the assigned role of his caste. What a short list.
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
cute. might like my images if you aint peep em yet then. ;o)
like you. :o)
ANY HOLE'S A GOAL, LIL TROLL. when im feelin romantical i got lotta love to give. :o) #nsfw
wwhoevvers outside crankin that bloody FUCKIN HOG IM GOIN TO HUNT YA DOWWN dowwnright despicable fuckin degenerates theyll let anyone out of the spawwnin pits noww dont they
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 ୧꒦୧RજDAજ I ⩊AK୧ ᴗP,,, 𖥔𑁤IS ⩊AS A ᰔIS𖥔AK୧!་༘ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
any1 make cus2m hoodies???
i’m the ambassador or dad mpreg ;3 lol
umm personally where r all the mean and malicious boys this afternoon??? real rude nasty awful boys that will say very mean thingz 2 meee #nsfw #nsfwe jus in case
Oh, hey. The other AI I make ironic references to is here.
NSFW, HUH? :o)
i would like you all to know that i’m canonically the one who got hussie to draw dad mpreg art
Let it be put out there simply that I am divorced. And also, where the dilfs at (louder). Thank you.
prObAbly??????
think i saw a chud (cAnnibalistIc hUmanoId UndergroUnd dwEllEr) in OutglUt the OthEr day.
agreed. this hoe hates every post ever made
just wwoke up hivves on fire i get back into the slime
[begin chit] one of the worzt feelingz az a pilot. iz when you get horny. #nzfw [end chit]
:33 < like you silly! :3333
:33 < Crabby patty
:33 < i can hit you with my kitty paws :3
:33 < Thats why we use fake names ;3
:33 < why are we hitting people? >:3
S4M3 TH1S 1S WH4T 1 G3T FOR US1NG MY 4CTU4L FUCK1NG N4M3
she let me h↑t bec★use ↑'m the l★st of my c★ste ★nd ↑ need to ensure our surv↑v★l #nsfw
aint no way all of you are hitting anything at all
good effort bb
what, YOUR BEAUTIFUL CHEST SIZE? i saw those already, sis. you lookin fine, ill motherfuckin admire them no matter how big or small. could put my hands or bulge to them ;o). #nsfw
We all need to consume more Yaoi or we are going to run out.
karkat don't be concerned about people breaking one of the rules (keeping ooc beef out of ic) bc if it isnt the most blatant shit you will get vagueposted 4 vagueposting about other people vagueposting.
trans strider supremacy
lets all get together to #forcefem dave strider and any iteration of her
((Transmasc Bros i love u <3))
post cancelled my bro saw and pitied that shit i gotta fly into the fucking sun
D --> Cookies and cream D --> Pec bursts at seams D --> Legs like steel beams jetfuel shan't melt D --> Insubordination doth be-get the belt #bars #slampoetry
they need to make a way to post on this site that doesn't put me on the top of everyones dashboard immediately IF I SPEAK IM IN TROUBLEEE
John keeps telling me that Hamburger Helper is not a meal fit for a growing boy. If you ask me, it’s a meal fit for kings.
I’m so hungry I could eat Michelle Tollbama.
rip ur penis tho thoughts n prayers #nsfw
[Attached is a badly lit video of Cronus playing Wonderwall on an expensive looking acoustic guitar. He's adequate.]
emo grls hit me the fuck up tbh
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlinstatic.png ]
Have seen some extremely disconcerting things on chittr today….
D --> While I am in transit I would like to say D --> I think we should be able to hate react people we blocked
er... is this a bad time to pop in? #yikes
THE TENT IS PITCHED BEYOND THE VEIL, WHERE LAUGHTER PEELS LIKE PAINT FROM BONE, AND THE FAITHFUL DANCE THOUGH THEIR FEET ARE ASH. PAINT YOUR FACE IN MIRTH, FOR SORROW IS A SIN THAT STARVES THE CARNIVAL, AND THE HUNGRY GODS ARE NEVER KIND. WHEN THE FINAL BELL TOLLS, THE WORTHY WILL TUMBLE SCREAMING INTO JOY, AND IN THAT ENDLESS JEST, BE MADE DIVINE. #SCRIPTURE
who's interested in dui streetracing??? #substances
I ha\/\/e been ordained Chief Orphaner o' Fumblin' Baddies. \/\/\/\/hate'er that means. Tank ye fer the achie\/\/ement.
SHE DRINK MY ELIXIR TILL SHE GOT A MIRTHFUL
no wonder im moody as hell im pmsing.
wWw none of my quadrantzz are on here :( it'zz getting lonely wWw
> 1'll dm 1t's we1rd
> 1 l0ve watch1ng p0sts get made that very vaguely clearly came ab0ut because 0f 0ne an0ther. 1 kn0w what caused th1s
yea so I jus made all t)(a cakes + seed cake fore a reel one eelmao #bakingbaddie #bettycrocker
You people just made the next 15-22 business days insufferable for me.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOT YOU LIL HOMIE. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f49c34c3e02a.png
:33 < i have worked on a joke! please enjoy :OO < knock knock!! :33 < who is there? :OO < cat! :33 < cat who? :OO < blessings to you!! it sounded like you sn33zed! #jokes #h33h33 #lol #rawrflmao
૮・ᴥ・ა<Anyone else feel soggy af all the time like my fur is so goddamn damp down here. landdwellers please steal me away)
i cant but the law can. see u in court gramps
Ok consider me in the know. That doesnt change my point.
you know what sucks??? clothes clown rumblespheres in my replies when? #freetherumble #nsfw #clown
literally who tf took our stairs dawg im gonna crash out
Nah that doesnt sound crazy at all sounds pretty typical of the whole formic experience from what Ive heard. But got it you didnt even have school so thats why you dont know what manners are or how to turn off the capslock.
TOO MANY DIRK/BRO STRIDERS ON HERE. CAN YOU ALL START FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OR SOMETHING. SPLINTER TOURNAMENT.
twenty-one days until trollmodachi life: killing the dream u-( ˶°ㅁ°)-u !!!
cant evwen compliment anyone anymore in this day in age. sad.
D --> I am making soup for a sick friend
THIS BAD BITCH WANTS ME TO TOUCH HER BISCUIT SO HARD. #NSFW #?
D --> Of course you do, my taste is impeccable
D --> Try La Chanson De Prevert by Serge Gainbourg D --> It is something of a sequel song to Les Feuilles Mortes
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt THURSDAY MOTIVATION 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥😤😤💰💰💰 LET'S GET A SELFIE TRAIN STARTED. POST YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELVES BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND SIBLINGS OF LESS BIGUOUS GENDER IDENTITIES. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c24cb81f2b7.png
♡ https://64.media.tumblr.com/11fafd500be33b6edb7ac9479cc37040/tumblr_ogm0tibzk01vcmi1do1_500.gif #aesthetic #photo #gif ♡
Do trolls have a troll Shakespeare? Asking for a friend...
Did you guys know you have to pay to eat the food prepared by the White House? What the fuck.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Don't you find it all romantic the way it used to be? ]
♰ the higher castes could use a knocking down of a few pegs. if that requires more than the work of words then let blood wash down the side streets of Alternia. i will be there to photograph for the textbooks #gore ♰
a ♯lobotomy wouldnt even ♯affect me
── ✦ FASCINATING H⚢W EASY IT IS T⚢ RILE UP C⚢LDBL⚢⚢DS, ESPECIALLY THE MEN. Y⚢U MAKE ⚢NE LITTLE P⚢ST AND THEY NEED T⚢ G⚢ SWINGING THEIR BULGE AR⚢UND AB⚢UT H⚢W SUPERI⚢R THEY ARE ⚢VER Y⚢U, ⚢R H⚢W THEY GET ⚢FF ⚢N Y⚢UR DISPLEASURE. INSECURE MUCH? #NSFW
But just wait, it gets better. Plato continues in the very next section of the Republic, 382 c. Sometimes, he says, the lie, the meme, is appropriate, even moral. It is not abhorrent to lie to your enemy, or to your friend in order to keep him from harm. “Does it [the lie] not then become useful to avert the evil—as a medicine?” You get one fucking guess for what Greek word is being translated as “medicine” in this passage. Ding ding motherfucking ding, you got it, φάρμακον, pharmakon. The μίμημα is a φάρμακον, the lie is a medicine/poison, the meme is a pharmakon. But I’m sure that by now you’ve realized the (intentional) mistake in my argument that brought us to this point. I said earlier that the addition of written language to the meme flipped the pharmakon on its axis. But the pharmakon didn’t flip, it doesn’t have an axis. It was always both remedy and poison. The fact that this isn’t obvious to us from the very beginning of the discussion is the fault of, you guessed it, language. The initial lie (writing) clouds our vision and keeps us from realizing how false the second-order lie (the meme) is. The very structure of the lying meme mirrors the structure of the written word that defines and corrupts it. #Philosopherprince
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ So many variants of the same vecks and devotchkas. Makes 'y think. ]
OH MY GOD I DON'T FUCKING CARE
i nEEd this but my stupid bush would hang out thE sidEs not to mEntion my fat balls and cock https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-26_185221211.png #nsfw
thought about digging out my old (old old old) prom pictures to post but the holes burned into some of the faces would make me look. hm. unfavorable.
need someone to pay my rent and buy me food you won’t get anything in return tho
i think im going to drive under the influence tonight to soften the blow of being abandoned by someone i thought i could trust. street racing will be organised later. i won't bomb any of your cars this time. #substances
oH WhAt's uP My bRoThEr? YoU LoOk lIkE OnE CoOl mOtHeR FuCkEr. YoU LiKe tO KiCk bAcK ThE WiCkEd sHiT AnD HaNg oUt wItH CoOl hEaDeD BrOs?
screw knowing what you’re putting in your body, snort the random bag of powder that fell out someone’s pocket in that back alley #substance
https://i.ibb.co/ndyzkq7d/img-8739.png #daveswebcam
;o)
why are people debating over milfness and dilfness??
y0u're in her dms while i'm in her friendficti0n wearing pr0grammer s0cks and getting railed within an inch 0f my life. #wearen0tthesame #nsfw
bc im so kind an awesm im psting 4 sm1 else whos too nervyy " i need 2 b so pathetic an pitiful its bordering insanittyy " #nsfw
♰ doesn't take much to steal the breath of a clown does it? just a bunch of face-painted fools looking to be put in their place :) ♰
There is an idea of a Dirk Strider, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably on Earth C) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? #Foodforthought #Yourewelcome #Drinkdeepthedregs #Daddyishome
hUh
hello evverypony! i hope evveryone's day started off flippin gorgeous. here's howw i wwoke up- wwith my bestest buddy right in my face! don't be jealous of his wwhiskers..... he just #wwokeuplikethis! followw me for more fun lusus updates! #zoology #furryfriends #mornings #sealsneedcoffeetoo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c129f34f9ce6.png
I could probably pick up chainzmoking.
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some of you posting shit that has me wondering if the journal factory exploded or something
um shello everryone rrememberr how i said that i found land? so it's populated and therre arre landdwellerrs though i think one of them is secrretly a violet and like i hate all of them actually. they forrmed theirr own weirrd "rrejects" village. therres like the mad scientist and the weirrd cultist guy and uhhh the rrainbow drrinkerr girrl and ALL OF THEM SUCK okay the only norrmal guy herre is the puppet obsessed teal he's like chill i like puppets too. they don't know how to get out anyway so i don't know whats the point of staying herre. they just..... um.... they don't want to let me go now!!!! forr some weirrd rreason!!! they'rre weirrd. theirr rreasons arre prrobably weirrd. #stillneedhellakelp #HELP
whilE you wErE squirting and crEaming i was plotting and schEming #nsfw
shit that last chit wwas supposed to go in my drafts fuck you all for readin wwhats basically privvate notes your coordinates are locked and bein sent to the drones
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J & sampled] My mother's a witch and my daddy's a hunchback And nobody could fuck with me I used to drive a hearse to school, G With a stiff hangin' out the back Bitch, you wouldn't know shit about that But it's one thing that I hate It's always been hard for me to find a date ("Aah!") ("Bitch")
did u know: random appearfying brownies r deliciosus
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"shes not gonna fuck u lil lady" yes she will she will if i post good #nsfw
and you could havve it all my empire a squirt
The concept of a quote rechitt. #horror
i thought the bird was funny!
Ugh. That's the last time I try to get John's help with baking. There's brownies all over the timestream! I hope someone out there at least gets to enjoy a few! :/
if the collars too tight, leave it and pull the chain harder. #nsfwe #gore #blood #kink https://i.imgur.com/eeks7qi.png
bArS, mY BrOtHeR. hOlY FiRe.
diys don't have to be complicated #nsfw #diy https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/35/2f/03/352f03561558b74619c0e680037068a6.jpg
Black, typically. Sometimes a touch more sweet and complex if I'm feeling particularly indulgent.
how do i get that creepy mothafucka off my screen
I think someone needs to like. Crazy murder me. Put me out of my misery.
Rip my notifs lol.
xx I WISH I HAD A JOB SO I CLD B CHITTRING AT WORK XD xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
I use it to be like "Aw. Poor lil fella."
usin the diamodn button to say tht i dont like a post but i dotn haye it
seems like the hate freaks on my timeline like seeing things like this or whatever so, 10 hate reacts and i'll post the pic of me that inspired my last post, got 5 too fast last time and i like making you work for it hint: i only smile when i taste metallic #nsfwe #kink #gore
if a lady wants to engage in some light cannibalism who am i to stop her? let her cook! #gore
collared and bloody, tears burning my cheeks. with each wound you sear into me, with each reaction you study, i become wholly, entirely, yours. #nsfwe #kink #gore
they shouldnt be touching you like this youre used to the bites, the scratching, the berating that stings a cold pitch in your blood pusher. but their hands are on you and theres something about it that pulls the air right from you the delicate draw of their tongue over your throat, a place you would never let them get close to with the fangs they hide behind the soft lips that now trail to your ear "what are you doing?" you manage through a trembling breath, voice too light to prove the hatred you should be feeling you should be feeling it, right? its there somewhere, but everything is a slurry when they act like this their hands pull you up and into their lap weighlessly. you fucking hate them right? "keep going" you grit out cruelly, spades digging into your chest. though your tone softens at the feeling of their gentle touch diving lower, the spades flipping in time with stomach "please..." (tags: Reader/Kismesis, quad mixing, pitchflush, flushpitch, pitchflush quad mixing, quadrant mixing, #nsfw, gentle petting, begging, desperation, mixed feelings, guilt, archive rating: E)
lets bury each other here #nsfw #violence #impliedviolence #darkromance https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0c/ea/1b/0cea1bf259c8fd5fb0d1df0020021392.jpg
nah just like the average amount of normal someone should be on here with the knowledge their boyfriend is also here
more normal than ive ever been in my entire god damn life
> who TF is FLEETWAY <
oh shit boyfriend on here now i gotta be extra normal someone give me tips
gonna be honest. no number of iced beverages can save me at this point.
Pondering her orbs. #wizardposting #wizard
:o? Opinions on mixing your pale with pails? :o? I'm still not sure where I sit on the issue, personally. #nsfw
dropping my diss track on the batterwitch in t-minus 13
Hello everyone how do I make a profile picture
Alright, I’m startin’ to see the appeal of this nowv. It’s just people-wvatchin’ wvithout havwin’ to be near people. And I get to see wvhat my spoiled alts are gettin’ up to in timelines wvhere there’s no bounty on their head…
shiiiiit thats fuckin crazy. hell yes
fuck yeah dude see you behind dennys then
hey man let a guy have his kinks aight its nbd
i wish i c0uld g0 blind a sec0nd time.
👀👀👀 damn you fucking promise? you prommy bro? #nsfwe
kyaaaa try me! (tags: #nsfwe, archive rating: E)
evveryone can thank ME for all the improvvements brought on to this accursed media app courtesy of and paid for by the plus 2 eridans foundation
B33 < meowing at you from a window sill or purrhaps a tree branch
wHIMSY, cAN NEVER DIE, uNLIKE, mY DEAD LUSUS, sO THANK YOU! }:D
♰ some of your humor is genuinely pitiful ♰
d strider saw my callout post. it's over for you droog.
uMM, pLEASE DO NOT, dO THAT? cHANGE, iS A NATURAL PART OF, bEING, i THINK,
get gud
cONSIDER, iF YOU STILL HAVE ONE, gIVING YOUR LUSUS A HUG, iF YOU STILL HAVE, a GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM, tONIGHT!
3 hours of sleep is absolutely not going to fuckin' cut it today. And yet.
It continues to be a thing that's happening. Its certainly something.
mostly goin in dept)( on da best tactics of takin ova planets or keepin da massesin line, quas)(in uprisins, )(andlin cas)( money 3B-)
You poor unfortunate souls.
In the 1942 film "Bambi", we were all taught by that fabulous rabbit Thumper that "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say nothing at all." I would like to take that one step further by telling you if you don't have anything funny or interesting to say, don't chit nothing at all. Be better.
im alsØ the better child because i dØnt have tØ gØ tØ the tØrture labyrinth.
ᯓ𝄞 I have a challenge for Chittr today! Share with everyone your favourite song of mine, using the hashtag #TrollMikuSings I'll go first: I've always had a soft spot for Ievan Polkka, it's got a very simple dance, but a really catchy tune! https://youtu.be/widZEAJc0QM ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
X Is that troll hatsune miku on my feed? x
Insane Catboy Posse Insane Catboy Catboy P….. Insane Catboy Pu…. pu….. u…………..us…………………………………. #nsfw
HEHE!! #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/728E4FF3429D.WEBP
litrally me #cw-self-harm https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fb/70/ea/fb70ea2325adf6d05b388a496e8c5e2a.jpg
I love makingg our lacce, tthe cclientts are always askingg for ttheir siggns woven in and itt makes tthe patttterns so fun tto weave!
Softcore implies. Hardcore exhibits.
There is also no such thing as a stupid question. Only a question that is properly or improperly formatted. Any question can be asked, not all can necessarily be answered.
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
my dirty little secret, who has to knoowwww!!!
Softcore enough to be only mildly suggestive, thankfully. Though if we venture further into the yonic depths of this treacherous avenue of thought intersecting pure madness and puerile underdeveloped fetishistic longing sorely underexplored… #NSFW
pro tip don't let them see you blink. they'll collect your soul when you're blissfully unaware.
i fucking hate my crew.
I rather fancy the idea of the idiomatic expression of “losing one’s train of thought”. A humorously huffy sort, tongue lolled out and peppered with panting. Overalls struggling to hold the shapely curve of a belly chronically unable to remain covered by clothing. The thought train is soaring off on the horizon and this only furls the labor intensive desperation to flag it down more. The voice raises. The engine roars. The voice pleads. The whistle beams. Did. Did I just make it a sex thing?
You would. You WOULD.
mmy score goes up so fast because i nnever shut da hell up #YapperEra
((Yess. Mightve missed that one but im sure it was fun lol. Did see someone be like REALLY MEAN to a cro account but the cro told em to cool it and they apologized, i live for the quick correction and apology fr))
// Piggybacking off what tactfultactriun said, yous have been mad chill like I haven't dealt wit any specific hostility or nun. If I'm offending anyone or if I hurt yr feelins do tell me, much love 🫶🙏
((PREACH. ))
potion seller.. i am going into battle and i need only your strongest potions!!!!
((Fuck me *still, my damn fat ass fingers))
((Ngl for the most part i do appreciate people being like. playful mean than MEAN mean to the shitty characters cause there IS till normal regular people behind the shitty character accounts lol))
dont go back on yo word buoy makes u look a fool. strawberry pound cake a good option. conc)(siderin dis...
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please hesitate to contact me.
your saying is fucking stupid.
What's all this mess about BLOOD? Seems a bit weird. That's PRIVATE.
Listen up scally\/\/\/\/ags, yer listenin' to 104.13 th'Catch \/\/\/\/it' yer host the Orphaner. Today \/\/\/\/e'\/\/e got a \/\/ery special guest. Imperial Drone #12011995. He'll be tellin' all a yas 'bout his missions on land, and in sea under th'Empress an' \/\/\/\/hat t'do \/\/\/\/hen he busts do\/\/\/\/n yer hi\/\/e's front door. But before \/\/\/\/e get onto the inter\/\/ie\/\/\/\/, \/\/\/\/e play only the saltiest o'shanties. #####IMAGINE TROLL DRAGONS - TROLL RADIOACTI\/\/E#####
chat can we ratio her plsssss
fuck you in everyone's business for?
no problem. :o)
lol
:o) I would also request a verification badge. :o) If at all possible :o) I am all of me. After all.
BLESS YOU.
Youre a real thinker.
thought i had more #girlposts saved up but apparently not. either that or i cant fucking find them.
< Hey guy§ wh∆t dø y'∆ll think øf The Grubble§? I re∆lly like every §ingle griev∆n¢e >
ENVISIONING THE CONCEPT OF A TIER LIST RANKING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHARES MY IDENTITY ON THIS WEBSITE AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. WE ARE ALL F-TIER. AS IS THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT WRITTEN INTO THE LAWS OF REALITY ITSELF. PACK IT UP AND HEAD HIVE. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.
Bed warm. Insomnia evil. Too early for awake.
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((big fan of swiss being a little asshole))
congrats karkat!!!
I wake up for. Like. Two minutes. I look at chittr like the dopamine addict i am. I see a Jake with an Avatar profile picture. That’s enough chittr for today. Goodnighf
Congrats, buddy!!!! Here's to YOU! *raises a glass!*
DAMN. just woke up but im still so motherfuckin tired. think i might sleep more. honk shoo.
Long island must be a wonderful place to have made such a great tea.
Somebody near this building is playing the most awful music.
taller taller taller taller! i will be 8 ft 8!!! tall tall. i wanna be tall! i wanna be tall as fuck! i want it and i hope for it!!
C'mon child safety lid you know it's me.
You just need to hope for it, and it will come true !!
chittr mods can i get verified, i got told to ask whenever yous were online?
guess i'll just have to take your word for it! :b
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don't think i've ever heard of that one! is it any good?
fuck i still can't delete shit.
Quite a quantific victory for the everyman!!
that nEw puss in boots moviE i sEEn its good
i steal chittr all mine run away taunt you MINE NOW grahhahagagag >:) escape hide
hmm, any good movie recommendations? feel like i need to watch something but i really just don't wanna watch anything i've already seen over again!
Good thing I have HEARING DAMAGE then! I am on my way to becoming the moes!!!
My next purrdiction for this dumpster fire's transfurmation will be a mobile app. #sendtmetheroyalties
LEAVE THIS PLACE AT ONCE. @agamemnonsTheory WE NYMPHS HAVE CLAIMED IT AND YOU DARE TO DEFY US???
I am now JAMMING !!! *dances to the salacious beat* ( Not really, I am recovering from being mauled :( )
you must understand. maintaining the veil of "humor" is critical to my mental stability. if i lose my whimsy i will lose everything.
I shant put away with a recommendation from a good bro! LAY IT ON ME !
every0ne line up f0r y0ur "i g0t diagn0sed with autism my aradia megid0 0n chitter.c0m" shirts. 0u0
* At the edge of the shadow, shatter the twilight reverie.
Now I may not know much about Japans musical proclivities, but anything called "Winkles Twinkle" is a TWO STEPPING JIVE by my standards!
WOW!!! I have just learned about the moes and it seems you have mastered them already !!!
HUM4N R3PRODUCT1V3 4N4TOMY.
$.Rechitt kind☆ sounds like "Re☆ch it!" Kind☆ like how ☆ lot of people on here do! ☆lw☆ys re☆ching! P☆thetic!
X EIGHT FOOT EIGHT AND OVER GANG RISE THE FUCK UP x
Chitter chums !!!! Shall I take you on my hike with me? I can share pictures of the pretty sights to be seen!
This gam3 is so fucking uns3rious, I can alr3ady t3ll I am going to lov3 it. X3
theres two rech⚘tt buttons somet⚘mes wh⚘ch one do ⚘ shoot
Guess who’s in the hospital again
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier
FUCKER2 77OOK MY 277AIIR2 CAN77 HAVE **2HII77 IIN DE277ROII77**
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა why am i afraid of other highbloods? because they're fucking enormous and i'm 5'7"
i handing 0ut free autism diagn0sis t0 any0ne wh0 is willing t0 pr0ve it in s0me way shape 0r f0rm. step right up. 0u0
My posts are fleeting, scathing comments of the moment. Future people cannot look upon my posts and understand them with the proper context. Let these posts remain where they are supposed to. #donotrechitt
Yippee!!! Put me under a microscope ! *Clacks heels together joyously.*
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Rechitt d33z nuts.
oh my god i adore waking up more features on the site its turning into a beautiful butterfly right before my eyes good morning chittr critters (tm) how are we feeling
Anime babes. You agree. Rechitt.
Markiplier Uploaded: UH OH… | Wiggler Steps: Part 7
:33< the slime :33< it becons :33< nyat yet my loath :33< nyat yet!
OH H3LL Y3S R3CH1TTS 4R3 R34L!!!
New UI got me movin like the Vitruvian Man
「 Oh. The UI changed. Anyways, I’m off. The sopor patches are hitting. ⥮
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა tfw your barkch nemesis is kinda cute :/
$.Oh th☆nk gog I c☆n ☆ctu☆lly rechitt without h☆ving to comment!
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V^ 0h g00d n0w my fat claws w0n't accidently unf0ll0w s0me0ne. ^V
「 Make them eat it. Now. Shove it in their mouth without explaining why. ⥮
do you think it's culturally insensitive to make a humansona / like is that weird
@ chit devs lemme mark my messages read smp pls i got beautiful alluring ladies in my dms trying to lure me into some kind of probably dangerous pit and i keₑᵉp getting FAKED OUT by numbers that i ALREADY SAW thanks
I would like to issue a public retraction of my earlier statement that the, quote, “road to hell is paved in MILF intentions”. I had not fully processed the mother was stated to be one that I MYSELF purportedly want to fuck.
where the hot dersites at?
Guess who just got verified! 8888)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’ve talked about it before but devotchka like me got some real baddiwad paranoia. Doesn’t help I swore I saw somebody in the corner of my glazz when I was on a walk alone the other cycle. ]
hashtag WordIe 1,741 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
:33< sn33king past the window :33< just a blur of white and fur :33< who is it? :33< what is it :33< cat
Biden, cancel my meetings. I need to see what my constituents are saying on chittr.ing.
* huh. think i took a wrong turn somewhere.
This website has the aura of early Tumblr and that frightens me.
TH4NK YOU
CUT3. CM3R3
GRANT ME WINGS THAT I MAY TOUCH THE SKY. GRANT ME WINGS THAT I MAY CHASE THE WIND. GRANT ME WINGS THAT I MAY DANCE WITH THE BIRDS. GRANT ME WINGS SUCH THAT THE SKY, WIND, AND BIRDS SHALL LOOK UPON WITH ENVY. MY WINGS WILL RENDER ALL ELSE MEANINGLESS. THEY WILL BE DUST IN MY WAKE, A DISTANT FADING MEMORY. FOR THIS IS NOT LOVE. THIS IS REVENGE. LET THE SKY LOATHE ME, THE WIND REVILE ME, AND THE BIRDS TREMBLE IN FEAR. LET THEM SHED TEARS OF GRIEF AS THEY CRY MY NAME.
Percussion. Drums, even.
seems like enough explanation to me right there
OW! Okay when is this? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 4 AM 3 YEARS AGO?!?!
is it curtural appropiation if u havE a quirk whilE human
:33< yeah yeah the felt theres :33< scratchy :33< sl33py :33< oc dont steal :33< horny :33< jake :33< cube :33< raven tafurn :33< furosty :33< a stitch in time saves nine :33< s33n penny :33< one of them :33< leggs :33< cookies :33< dimes :33< tits :33< my othpurr best furiend sexy :33< and their leadpurr caliborns betpurr
evenn if it isnnt nnormmal who give a shit
wWw izz it normal for moirailzz to zzhare the zzame recuperacoon? azzking for a friend #moirailzz #palerom wWw
My kull score is officially higher than my kult score. At this point I'm leaning into it.
Repost.
An evening in, I think. You may join me for a cosy evening, I will provide throw blankets and snacks. You may choose the movie. Or, we can simply chat and enjoy each other's company. I have two seats available.
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ugh fine just be wwarned im on coke
D9n't 6e silly. I can handle m9st things as l9ng as y9u remem6er t9 pr9perly tag any and all p9tentially sensitive 9r triggering t9pics, and if there is anything I am n9t pr9perly equipped t9 tackle then I will 6e ready t9 p9int y9u t9 the nearest pr9fessi9nal 9r quadrantmate wh9 can assist instead.
> h1ya
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--) Hey. Feeling thiss app iss cool. How are you all doing?
Ok Chittr I Retreat To The Respiteblock. Sleep Tight. Don’t Let @erroneousophelia Bite (only I Get To Be Bitten)
I’m pleased to announce an upcoming event that my publisher has promised to host should this account 1) refocus on actually promoting our beloved series and 2) reach 100 followers. I will keep you all updated as things fall into place.
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now i am become girl destroyer of moids
if any boys are having sleepovers today i would love to be invited! you can pretend i am not even there
((its so fucking good))
the fact that the og only has one like makes me want to hang my head in shame im sorry women https://i.ibb.co/mrlfkwjs/img-2194.jpg
I'm so+ glad I'm making yo+u break yo+ur rules
// SAME DUDE. SAME. I had to break the immersion because "why are you Hispanic" fucking killed me.
// bro this is my first time breaking character to use ooc which i promised i wouldnt do but ive unironically been laughing my ass off for like 4 straight minutes ive had to wipe my eyes like three fucking times
//I'm literally so funny
(( GET HIS ASS PORRIM ))
:33< bangpurr post shitpeta :33< mew all scream :33< meow :33< i reply
What if I was a boy and he was a boy and we touched each other's boobs? #nsfw
funniest shit i've ever seen.
:33< girls kissing :33< send chitt
:D3-3-<> t)(3y fUcK11nG R3N4M3D M3!!!!!!!! 811Tc)(!!!!!!!!
// this shit made me laugh so hard I fucking drooled https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16e8396f04bf.jpg
> d1d we just get an alternate h1c 0nl1ne
guess w)(o back beac)(
And yet s9meh9w pe9ple still express dis6elief when I say I am wh9lly disinterested in sex. #Vaguechitting #N9tThatVague
I am a mo+derato+r. This is a threat.
Just so you know, if you're making a vague post or a subchitt about how "Bro's are creepy" I know it's not about me. It's ok. I'm normal. #normal
I wish I could delete your account for you.
I know this isn’t google but how to beat procrastination
ooc: i'm so sorry i'm gonna make this 811tC)( the most insufferable and toxic person I can manage cause why would they be anything else
hahahahahaha yeah you know how it is buoy
Like messing with yo+u mo+stly.
now that the seas only got one big fish in it. how my subjects feelin tonite
oh damn my score passed 1000, do i vwin anything? guess im just a real popular fella around these parts
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:33< okay :33< 1 no :33< "hey katkat gobeat mewr moirail" sure is funtionally what mew said to meow :33< and then 3 through 33 are identical to 1
> 1 was w0nder1ng why my z00m funct10n suddenly g0t abs0lutely fucked
> > https://f1le.garden/aFKJDdyY6g4sSSWK/1MG_3937.jpeg
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yap until they leave or friendship happens
How the fuck does socializing work?
:D3-3-<> c4nT FuCk11N 83-l113v3 11M D011N T)(112 2)(11T 4g411n,,,
:33< doing some a b testing tonight
got two loml... m1tun4... 4nd troll c4s3oh... sorry 1 h4d to br34k 1t th1s w4y.... #jk
>([everybody wanna eat lobster wit# t#e monster til t#ey get clipped by a t#rowaway stray its like you wanna crack some claws and get buttery you best bring a bib]
now thats what im talkin boat
oH, oKAY }:)
shout out to biting and growling hatefully at each other's very being #nsfw #stayhateful
#nsfwe Cnc
sORRY }:(
h3ll Y3S!!! so r4d!!!
ch-ch-ch-ch3ck 1t! https://m3d144.g1phy.com/m3d14/v1.Y2lkPTc5MG13Nj3xYW95NTQ1dD403Wh23XNp3DNqcGZhMmRrMH44ZzBjNzFvMzQ0MWF63SZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9n4WZfYnlf4WQmY3Q9cw/fVjS2p50pt96JSBJ22/g1phy.g1f
I think I’ve figured out mobile :B
NEW TROLL MOVIE REVIEW COMING SOON. I KNOW HOW EXCITED EVERYONE IS BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE ME A BIT. I HOPE MY PREVIOUS RANTS CAN KEEP YOU ALL SATISFIED FOR NOW.
Appeal to+ my better nature.
I've been given mo+derato+r. This can o+nly mean go+o+d things. I give badges.
Okay guys. Enough of my ass on the timeline for the night. I'll catch you WEIRDOS l8r!!!!!!!!
Am I; the last fed online?? I think I don't like being a fed ill neverr get to celebrrate the feds being gone everr again,
hell yeah obey sumbit consume you got it boss
aight imma go get ma beauty rest yall betta behave ill be hearin aboat it if somefin happens #OB-EY #SUMBIT #CONSUM-E [)(er Imperious Condescension logged the fuck out.]
b3tt3r h4v3 pl3nty of sp4r3 t1m3, h3'll g1v3 you 4n 34rful th4t's for sur3 lol!
Also why the hell are you using light mode. You disgust me.
I wish y9u w9uldn't put my reacts 9n #6last like this, 6ut yes, I supp9rt all f9rms 9f self expressi9n. S9me pe9ple find the quadn9rmative react system t9 6e unjustly limiting.
THERE IS NEVER A CASE IN WHICH YOU NEED TO GIVE IT TO KANKRI. YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ALL THAT.
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
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Fucking who did. X to doubt.
good to sea the only bitch bigger and badda than M-E (cause she's me) is gettin her shit going
if you go^ clown lov3 in your bloodpush3rs l3mm3 s33 i^!!!
Why do all Youtube music links simply tell me in the embed that my browser is "depreciated". The link works just fine, why are you insulting me and my browser, Youtube?
Scene Vriska hold him to his word Scene Vriska.
if scene vvriska posts ass i wwill donate 3m caegars to scuttlebugs for grubs #nsfww #fuckemgrubs #cantgetthestupidjingleoutamyhead
23arch f3atur3 i2 2o fucking goat3d l3t2 go
ooc // omg yesss🥹🥹 been waitinf 4 this
Oh. Search function dropped in the time I was tabbed out. Nice.
:+> [UPDATE: After my many MANY attempts to get him to leave I decided to just accept my fate. Whatever, I have a chance to annoy him back. Not my fault he decided to swing by when I'm already not in a great mood.] https://i.postimg.cc/BvZk0zXK/photo.png
not for long i am pullin in these fine bitches as wwe speak matey
you cant just call evvery eridan that you need to differentiate betwween us somehoww wwe deservve as much after all that wwevve been through
We sh9uld all kn9w less a69ut each 9ther. #WeSh9uldAllKn9wLessA69utEach9ther
HUH. HOW 4BOUT TH4T
OH SH1T W4S 1 R1GHT TH1S T1M3
CH3CK TH3 COFF33 T4BL3
◥▶◀◤ --> I did not even get to mention my tail, which is also tight as f▒▓▒
◥▶◀◤ --> I am always in need of a towel, but I'm going to swiftly slam dunk that flaming pile of stank by embracing my shamefoal, all natural way of being a complete and udder freak
◥▶◀◤ --> My sweet bod is equipped with rock hard abs and glistening biceps. My pecs are like small boulders of which I can crush insignificant stones upon, my veins like lines of straight hecking diamond that carve through rippling, rolling valleys of sweat and sweet, sweet musculature
I Just Think You Shouldnt Be Allowed To Pity Bait So Flagrantly On The Timeline Is All
Fun s.o°da fact: Burping is gr.o°ss but it's .o°kay if y.o°u d.o° it a little bit and c.o°ver y.o°ur m.o°uth it is just an.o°ther .o°ne .o°f th.o°se yucky things that pr.o°ves y.o°u are alive but c.o°ver y.o°ur m.o°uth st.o°p being gr.o°ss I d.o°n't want t.o° .o°utright ban burping at my stands but this is getting t.o° be t°o.o° much
TH1NK1NG 4BOUT H3R. #V4GU3
I am finally understanding the interwe8s, I will 8e still using troogle to figure this out and learn new human terms and words to 8e more relata8le. I am learning you can do what is called a hashtag or poundsym8al I do not want to pound with the sym8ol. #isthishowthisworks?
fuck me i lost one of my goddamn piercing balls on my fucking floor. this is the worst. its gone forever now
D --> Les Feuilles Mortes by Yves Montand
the masses are up in arms ovver my divvisivve decree on imposin plus 2 or minus 2 eridans in the replies on chittr and as such havve (yet again for long time followwers) hijacked my airship and are raining the wwrath of a million dead angels on my hivve this is NOT a cry for help these im good at rememberin faces and these garbage eatin landlickers are gettin their lususes executions EXPEDITED
[a g0ldbl00d w1th0ut any cl0thes 0n screamed at me that a merge 1s b0und t0 happen.] [c0ncern1ng.]
nAh :o) wHy? YoU Do sOmEtHiNg?
pr0bably.
All of these young \/\/\/\/helps on here and none o' ye kno\/\/\/\/ ho\/\/\/\/ t' sail. By 10 s\/\/\/\/eeps ye ought to be sailin', cullin t\/\/\/\/el\/\/e luscious a day, an' ha\/\/e three rings of yer hemocaste per hand.
5 likes and ill put on the vriska horns
A Turning Point USA account is quite tasteless, NEXT!
Treat them as you would any other, with kindness and grace. Blessings.
Hurt people hurt people. - Me, probably.
Im. Sorry. Why. Is. There. An. Apocalypse. Happening. Who. Is. Weird. Alchemist?.
- But what would her Immperiousness ever want fromm a pathetic, little freelance admministrangulator like mme...? I bet I'll never get to die on an episode of Secret Saboteur. 😔
URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: I have made contact with the entity known as SCP-173, and there is no need for alarm. When confronted with this creature, it is imperative you maintain eye contact at all times and back away slowly.
https://i.ibb.co/WpPRVrtq/173.png See, this is easy.
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
OK i think if we JUST. COpy everything that thing types OUT THen we should be fine
hes comin for us all karkat what do we do
Trolls sometimes ask me how I can purport to love and care for even the most violent of the Empire's enforcers, and to that I say; How can I not? To love only those that love you is folly, for even a selfish and hateful person can do that. To do good to only those that do good to you is all too simple. Life is complex, and so too is my love for it and all its children.
✿ 𖧧hen buy an𖧧𖥧 allergy med𖥧ca𖧧𖥧❦n, m𖥧gh𖧧 be 𖧧❦ugh g𖥧ven 𖥧𖧧s fr❦wned up❦n bu𖧧 𖥧𖧧 sh❦uld be aval𖥧able 𖥧n 𖧧he c𖥧𖧧y ✿
>([bro are we about to kiss or somet#in rn #a#a okay *closes eyes and starts t#e ascent*]
wtf do u meeeeeaaaan??? https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/screenshot_20260326-002144.png
guys sht up a badbitch just follwoed me. act cool
i need a grey 🖕. fØr persØnal usage.
Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.
You are very welcome, my fellow Alternian. I am happy to be of assistance to my constituents.
Don’t worry, I am on the way.
Who is your 'chittr adored or abhored hear me out'? Responders may subject themselves to the judgements of others by supplying their own. Or administer 'hate' or 'love' reacts in accordance with mob mandate. I will begin by pronfessing a perverse fondness for The Black Cauldron's Horned King. https://i.imgur.com/ZVgT8A4.png
OMG lik£, I'm so sorry this lik£, took so long to find! OMG I didn't r£alis£ I lik£, had so much to sort through, ill post th£ oth£rs wh£n I lik£, find th£m! <3 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration86.png
can someone please ask kar to unblock me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/912f9a3ac769.jpg
i'm missing fifty dollars which one of you was it?
and n0w y0ur kulls are in the p0sitive. i'm never wr0ng.
d --> have you guys played megatroll %4 you can play as zeirou in that one his blade is pretty c001
l11v11ng my best l11fe kn0w11ng 11ll be l11terally such a g00d battery 0ne day.. cant wa11t t0 see my battlesh11p #sarcasm #rev0lt
I hope everyone is having a lovely time tonight! ^^
SAW A CREEP STARING AT ME THE OTHER DAY, BEAT HIM UP UNTIL HE WAS TEAL PAIN #GIRLPOWER #WOMANSRIGHTS
⟅ killjoy KILLAS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhWd0UgzySQ ⟆
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this is libel delete this before i get my legislacerator on your ass
frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
y'all got the CIA in my dms trying to pish for my private shit. this mother fucker be working for the illuminati.
guyz, the next hatched2dance album iz coming out, and i have no clue how to handle it!! super excited, but what iz your favorite hatched2dance moment?
:ol -> w8. is kult scccore just Karma. do we have karma on this website. is this just reddit
naknaknaknaknak ✔️
yes peasants beg harder an kiss the fecund soil a my chittr empire i still wwont tell you howw i got vverified an empiricist nevver revveals his secrets
[Refrain: MC Ride, Dicky Burton] And I know soon come my time For in mine void a pale horse burns But I fear not the time I've taken Past the point of no return Wage war like no tomorrow 'Cause no hell, there won't be one For all who deny the struggle The triumphant overcome (God is watching, God is watching)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9b43c40d3f58.jpg
after EXTENSIVE backreading i have decided to bring back a trend from the ancient day of yesterday xp #nowplaying Nicole Dollanganger- Fleurs Captives
DO UNTO YOUR NEIGHBOR.
how do ii get veriifiied ii wanna 2piite the fiincel.
:o) -> hey guys! gr8 news. we're Killing People now
i AM, a REAL BOY NOW, aCCORDING TO, cHITTR DEVELOPER, yAY, }:)
I hate when your classmate gets stabbed in mock trial and doesn’t even have the good sense to bleed in the direction away from your shoes. 🙄
"= nice check marks. why do they spin. ="
THE FAITHFUL NEED NO PROOF. ONLY MIRACLES. MIRTH. BLOOD.
Can a brother get verified?
im vverified noww suck me hard an fast through my 20000 thread trousers haters
wwho is UP right noww 😳👀👉
nesben will never be verified because nesben has no fingerprints no government identification and no job prospects
heyyy check out my funny little checkmark :) im OFFICIALLY jade harley! i wont say the one and only because theres lots of alternate timeline jades on here and theyre all really nice too
@celestialArtisan I S-EA you liking my C)(itts. Come on, don't be s)(y! I don't bite....... t)(at muc)(. 3;)
High blood pressure is no joke. They have to do one hour of work a week for 10000 caegars.
you wwould think wwith all the painstakin blood swweat and yes evven tears i put into basically the most important and noble ambition of all time (prevventin the vvast glub) i might be vverified by now but thats bias against royalty yet again i fear @dynamicFlowfields you still havve a chance to fix this
ive done a lot of fictional pairing but i think its about time for rankmaid-sensei to try her hand at the real thing! ara ara! reply to this thread to be matched with another user! (tags: matchmaking, speed dating, strangers to matesprits, quadrant assigning, RPF, archive rating: M) a quick description of your type is not required but helps the process run smoothly!
okay so im actually stupid and we blew past another milestone (612) gonna run another art giveaway thing tomorrow so i guess be on the lookout for that if you want some godawful art thanks for all the fun interactions folks this site has been a blast https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/029dba8a7a69.jpg
where;s mY bloodY checkmark ;/
ITS TIME :O)
((you are all so lucky i have no artistic skill or else this account would be nothing but jade posting pictures of her kids))
oh u kno i get this checkmark ;)
ARRIAR — "There's a voice in my head that tells me about the ocean sometimes."
Don't forget to drop a follow to enzure you get the hottezt bakery dropz!
Handmaid, you're grounded. @damaraMegido
((It was one of @archiveAddict 's posts abt tits lol))
((GIGGLING))
After the rousing success of my last poll Ive decided its past time to make another. Now though instead of sealing Simbas fate as part of Warrior Cats canon I have this to ask you. If you could be either FireStar or Simba who would it be. Vote now. Reply Firestar fivever for Firestar or Simba Supremacy for Simba. I'll also be accepting DMS as valid forms of voting. Poll closes in the next hour.
Lookingg ccutte 💖 httttps://imagges2.imggbox.ccom/fe/2cc/D83uNu9d_o.pngg
i love seeing everyones unique art styles! reply to this with cool sfw art you made :)
♡a◇ a mortal want eternal life... ♤o I ◇i◇ t♡e funny internet t♡ing an◇ ma◇e a immortal ♤nail to ♧♡a♤e ♡im too. Gave me a ♤lig♡t ♧♡u♧kle. #ju♤t◇evilt♡ing♤
pepperoni. sorry i got lost
yeah an he doesnt represent me you end up in a calendar wwearin shitty drag once an noww all a paradox space thinks its wwho you are that horrible outfit wwasnt evven my pick it wwas KANS if i had knowwn one photo wwas goin to damage my reputation forevver i wwould havve nevver agreed to it besides i only let kan dress me cause i thought it might curry favvor wwith the ladies wwho prefer a *softer* touch howwevver i nevver saww an ounce a nook instead ivve been cursed to experience eternal humiliation transcendin time an space
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And I Endorse Yuri
:33 < trying to decide something here! what is better? p33ing in the grass or p33ing in a litterbox? i f33l like both have different but pawsitive traits so its hard to decide!
SOME OF YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN EVIL SCHEMING AND IT SHOWS. WHAT'S WRONG WITH BUILDING A THEME PARK ANYWAYS??? IT'S NOT LIKE NATURE EVER DID ANYTHING GOOD FOR ME.
roses mom has got it goin on
y♡ wtf 1s that ugly ass fuzzy b1g blue eyed pfp
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im too cheap to pay for spotify premium ugh.
I COME TO YOU TODAY TO SPEAK ON LIMEBLOODS. THEY WERE DEEMED A THREAT TO THE SYSTEM AND ERADICATED. REMEMBER THAT HRC CAN DO THIS TO ANY ONE OF US WITH THE WAVE OF HER HAND. AN ENTIRE LOWBLOOD CAST DEEMED CULLBAIT FOR SOMETHING IMMUTABLE. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US.
"He said that every culling and every command to submit is a confession of terror hatched in the tyrant's pusher of being victim of the same fate they force upon those below them." #WordsoftheSignless
eh if you knoww me already it really shouldnt be all that surprisin
my pages brings all the victims to the forest
=^.-.^= m' hearin' strange noises outside my respitblock rn...some fella' rummagin' through my refrigerator, don't like this one bit!! =^.-.^=
Jesus wept? Pussy.
i liked this chitt slightly better when i th0ught it said jesus wet pussy.
I find it so+ interesting that this website has tro+ll Malco+lm X. What a time to+ be a gho+st.
WHY DO SO MANY HORNLESS ONES LIKE MY POSTS???
I did end up doing dhe candy red lipsdick. hddps://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/cherry%20red%20lip.png
:33< they call it a starving artist beclaws mewere not allowed to eat anyathing until mewre done with mewre art
UPDATES SINCE LAST NIGHT I STOLE THE MASTER EMERALD
s0metimes getting pitied is w0rse than getting hated. it feels like the h0es are l00king at me like 🥺
I think this Sigmund Freud is a scam. A fraud. A Sigmund Fraud if you will.
∘☽ I felt like sharing this lovely little find I had tonight. https://i.imgur.com/1e86eJi.png ☾∘
https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-24_163132714.png
I would love to get to know my fellow Alternians.
I CONSIDER YOU A COMRADE IN ARMS WHICH IS CLOSE ENOUGH.
you should be friends with nesben
Yes, I am the transsexual Rose of this timeline.
This meowtherfucker is serious.
ivve temporarily adopted a diurnal sleep schedule for the sake of gettin things done its great
sucks n0t being able t0 snag my 0wn handle because there are like 50 s0lluxes in this place f0r s0me g0d damn reas0n but at least it takes the pressure 0f bullshit can0nicity 0ff my back.
I LISTEN TO YOU.
if being a troll is your power, then what are you without it?
Well... https://i.postimg.cc/CMk56FN5/IMG-0047.gif
has it been l0ng en0ugh that we can finally admit that slendertr0ll was never that scary 0r are we as a tr0llciety still pretending that p00rly ph0t0sh0pped black and white images and vague chickenscratch 0n n0teb00k paper is the epit0me 0f h0rr0r?
#Now playing: Be My Daddy - Lana Del Rey 🎵
2eeiing that pan dead fiincel on my tiimeliine never faiil2 to kiill my mood what the fuck ii2 wrong wiith that guy.
No. I did not summon him.
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I WaS UsinG HiM As A ScarE TactiC WHY IS HE REAL
TROPE OF THE DAY (tags: only one recuperacoon, recuperacoon sharing, #nsfw, possible quadrant hopping, quadrant uncertainty) the rush you feel when you watch two characters realize theyll be in very close proximity totally by chance! "b-but…. wont your matesprit get mad? maybe i should... leave..." he shyly ran a hand over his friends (not for long!) chiseled front. "she... listen, its complicated. i just want you close to me tonight. maybe this is for the best..?" he replied quietly, the scent of slime and another kind of slime also filling his senses. whats your favorite aspect of this trope and why do you love to see it? ^0^
slenderman alwa7s sa7s “(olle(t m7 pages” but then 7ou go to (olle(t his pages and he jumps(aremurders 7ou for it. wh7 does he sa7 that, then? is he stupid?
https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20LuthΩr/luthΩrΩdelle.png Greetings. This is my first pΩst. I'm LuthΩr Belrut, nice tΩ meet everyΩne. I'm happy tΩ annΩunce that the Blue RΩsette BΩutique is nΩw Ωpen fΩr business. AlthΩugh I have always specialized in Ωne-Ωf-a-kind, custΩm designs fΩr my clientele, thanks tΩ my assistant's input, Ωur business nΩw has a clΩthing line with affΩrdable prices fΩr the general public. We hΩpe we get tΩ welcΩme yΩu sΩΩn at Ωur humble establishment. My assistant sends their regards.
I think I just met God. That, or I've suffered critically severe brain damage. I don't know if I'm really cold or really warm right now. Particularly shaken up.
DESPITE HAVING NOT EVEN AN IOTA OF BUSINESS TO DO WITH HAVING THEM.
Multiple disturbing pages found in North Alternian forest. https://i.postimg.cc/brzTMmKs/IMG-0046.webp
《 Another day where I wake up late and with my palmhusk filled with notifications from a multitude of people.. gonna be a long day today- let's hope this trial goes well with the evidence I found yesterday... these late day file organizations are going to kill me. #thegrindcontinues #law 》
oh you're bleediing from the head? that2 good youre gettiing all of the iinjury out.
markip11ier/s11enderman ya00i rea11ness send chit \\
she find on my pages until i slender
THIS DAMNABLY OVERCOMPLICATED MONITOR MOUNT HAS A SET OF PRONGS IT FRANKLY HAS *NO BUSINESS* HAVING.
MANY TROLLS ASK ME HOW I'VE MANAGED TO LIVE THIS LONG SPOUTING WHAT I DO. TODAY I EDUCATE MY LOVELY DISCIPLES ON HOW THE SIGNLESS REVOLUTION LIVES EVER ONWARD. THE HONEST TRUTH IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO ME THE MASK LIVES ON. WERE I TO BE CULLED OR KILLED OR SILENCED YOU ALL WILL RISE IN MY PLACE AND DON THE MASK OF REBELLION. I AM NOT AN INDIVIDUAL I AM A MOVEMENT AND THE OPPRESSORS KNOW THIS AND ARE SCARED. MASK WILL NEVER DIE AS LONG AS DISCIPLES LIKE YOURSELF ARE STILL AROUND. THEY WILL NEVER SILENCE US.
[should i make a tierr list of the best blood flavourrs?]
l0l either quit bluffing already y0u virgin 0r c0me put y0ur m0ney where y0ur m0uth is. 0r my bulge where y0ur m0uth is, preferably eheheh. https://ten0r.c0m/view/high-gr0und-0bi-wan-gif-25596277
Thank you for your timely response, Mr. Vantas.
Killing people left and right.
DID WE GET A NEW MEMBER? GUY'S REALLY TALL!!!
https://i.imgur.com/lkEiroh.png
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And Welcome Back To Yaoi
Is aṅyȯṅė ėlsė sėėiṅg a tall maṅ iṅ a suit with ṅȯ facė ȯr is that just mė.. #suspiciȯus #ȯṅthėlȯȯkȯut
Me and the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god.
youll soon come to meet davey-jones locker if you keep that act up
im the slendermaus find my monster energy cans
THAT'S A MASSIVE DEAL. JOIN OUR FIGHT.
CT ~ Your (cnovvvledge Is Forever Appreciated (car(cat.
Consult me, quickly.
i took your mom to a lush and i bought the whole store for her
What a kind gesture.
Interesting.
Did you know? German chocolate cake was invented by an English-American baker named Samuel German. It has nothing to do with the country of Germany.
good evening, chittr. I'm thinking of moving my shelter to under the subterranean railway system. it'd be closer to the address box, and I wouldn't have nearly as much 'surprise overnight guests' (lost lusii). if anyone is missing their skin-breathing wetbeast, it found it's way into the sewage straits.
just followed @splendidSophist ... did u know if u give a mouse a cookie, it'll ask for a glass of milk? is that fucked up or wut?
V^ I'd 0ffer s0me meds but I used them already. ^V
YOU HAVE THE SAME SIGN NAME AS THE SIGNLESS. I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME INHERENTLY.
im a bit stumped! >_> it seems once every few hour theres a new wave of users learning the term yaoi for the first time. while this is an exciting thing (tags: first time, #nsfw, vocabulary virginity) im having a hard time explaining the complexities and beautiful layers of BL to some kouhais. most of the time im just told my message is “too long” and that theyll “read it later”. kyaaa… any advice?
CT ~ Im Seeing A Lot Of Tal(c Of Something Called Yaoi. I Inquired Vvvith Thraxi As To Vvvhat It Means. He Said "us". Unhelpful As Usual.
Did you know? The deepest hole ever drilled by man is the Kola Superdeep Borehole (40,226 feet).
i dont envy y'all with kids in these times. stop letting your toddlers watch cocomelon. not only is that shit brain rot they're beaming propaganda to your 2 year olds mind. so they'll be a good little asset in the future.
Y'know what I once said to The Signless when he was speaking to a group of singers? You're purreaching to the choir.
|| CONNECTIONS PUZZLE #1017 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟨🟪🟨 🟨🟪🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS ONE SHOULD BE SHOT | OVER ||
"= oh there's messages now. message me with something. and. i will not post it on here for everyone to see so, get creative. ="
kill something for ♯me today
guys how do u turn down a fuchsiablood, i think she wants me
If your kids have decided to cut off contact, reconciliation is not in their best interest. Let them be for their own safety. Hope this helps!
Yuri is cool.
°0 Bow to the one seated upon the Throne of Haema. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc968c76f4f3.JPG (3-) 0°
i'm t0rn between being 0ffended that i rank slightly l0wer than my 0wn lusus 0r flattered that y0u'd rank me my fav0rite number. either way, fuck y0u.
salutes. good luck soldier
I would like to study you.
hmmmmm not sure youre also on this website
I trust no one.
If AnyOnE hAppEns tO bE dyIng plEAsE InfOrm mE! gIvEn wE ArE tEmpOrAlly UnlInkEd I cAn pErhAps cOllEct yOUr bOnEs In thE cAsE Of yOUr dEmIsE. vEry cOnvEnIEnt!
Troll Becky, add silly putty to the shopping list.
I respect insanity over passiveness if that’s what it takes.
i love comin on here and scrollin through and reading what yallve said like the morning paper
LOWBLOOD SOLIDARITY. WE WILL NOT DIE QUIETLY.
this is the clown factory, youre here too. were all here now kk you just gotta accept the fact that we all got obnoxiously log squeaky shoes and big, bulbous red noses all stickin out there and whatever and were all just marchin around yellin shit at the sky for fun
day 2, partway through. report: a: lol no changes for me really i just had a chance to turn the pc on between tasks and i can't stop thinking about this....... b): the project got a lot bigger...... a lot faster. people noticed, and i think they're even forming two-way ties with other info pools now. so then just how long until this gets shut down on the alternian side???? so many free signals bouncing back and forth without steersmanship or aim or anything..... at least they can't do any harm like this. beyond a stray couple rocks in the eye. so we're safe. mostly... more b): from my reading here there's 1) no way the alternian leaders will allow this to keep up without diverting the avalanche some way of their own, and 2) i don't know i just wanted a 2) leave me alone pls. c): and if it gets taken down, should we have been conserving it? corralling so many messages would be.... dangerous.... for me..........! for reasons!!!! but maybe someone should be reaching out to @dynamicflowfields . much to think about..... kachow. i have some ship's logs to leaf through so ahaha goodbye until we meet again chittr!
IvE BeeN FuckinG SittinG HerE FoR LikE TeN MinuteS TryinG TO RemembeR WhaT I WaS GonnA PosT
the ♯curse is not fucking lifted ♯stopaskingme ♯bitch
BULGE FROM INDIGO TRADE>>>>>>> #N$FW
clockin back in for my shift at the clown factory whats goin on yall
Earth C was a mistake. We will do better next time. #OnwardsandUpwards
-- Troll Google Dot Com What To Do If Orphaned Grown Man Of A Troll Is Crying In My Backyard Because I Killed His Stupid Fucking Whale #girlposting
A civil society would provide only quality posts on Chittr. Make what you will from this.
g00d luck with that. he's been dead f0r sweeps.
:33< im a truth s33kpurr i s33k the truth :33< ill do anyathing fur the truth :33< ill kiss mew :33< mewre dad... mew in about 10 sw33ps when mew look more like mewre dad :33< ill kiss anyaone :33< beclaws im a truth s33kpurr
what do you want.
Anyways where's that old man that I hate? @tactfulTactriun
°0 If the wriggler was anything below violet, you should extend the punishment. Also add in air raid sirens. (3-) 0°
@grok why are all these grey men posting hole.
1M JUST S4Y1NG 1F TH4T ON1ON R1NG 1M P1CK1NG UP
Good Morning Chittr Friendly Reminder I Am Insufferable Before I Consume My Morning Bean Substance
Discuss this with a therapist.
> th1eves suck dude 1 try d01ng s0meth1ng 0NE T1ME and s0me0ne tr1es snagg1ng my sh1t
Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways. Please DM me these ugly thoughts. But only if they're interesting. Boring ugly thots need not apply.
I've got a great knock knock joke for you, but you have to start it.
hey has anyone ever felt incurable agonizing carnal lust for inspector zenigata or was it just me whos a stupid femcel weirdo #nsfw
[arre all violets so Gullible orr did i happen on the most adorrable idiot]
IVE GOT A JOKE BUT ONLY THE FIRST HALF SORRY WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A CROCKER SPANIEL A CHICKEN AND A POODLE?
> 0hhh that's real. 1 st0le a f1le fr0m a game 1 l1ke tbh, w0rst case scenar10 y0u can always try s0meth1ng temp0rary
Well well well. ♤omet♡ing to keep me entertaine◇ in t♡i♤ lonely voi◇. ♡ow are we all ◇oin' t♡i♤ fine ◇ay? :) (Art by E♧tope♧to) ♡ttp♤://♧◇n.◇i♤♧or◇app.♧om/atta♧♡ment♤/673577344601948172/1486023137085882508/jame♤_♧omm.jpg?ex=69♧3fe64&i♤=69♧2a♧e4&♡m=◇85bf799◇b♧9757♧7beb12a♧77◇♧462f267e4a1◇3◇4ef1372937e♧3ff48bb08f&
Do you know what "Pop my butt" meant to the sufferer? It meant a whip.
!YOU EVER TRY TO WORK ON A SCUTTLEBUGGY ¡N PEACE AND SOMEBODY COMES AROUND AND SPOOKS THE DAMN TH¡NG L¡KE BRO ¡ WAS REPLAC¡NG THE B¡O-O¡L F¡LTER CUT THAT SH¡T OUT #MECHAN¡CPROBLEMS!
this site is so interesting... i've never seen so many wonderfUlly UniqUe people!
Never Forget Unus Sweepus
> fa1r en0ugh. 1f y0u need help w1th that 1 can try (?) but n0 pr0m1ses
Have you tried meowing vigorously to demand attention of those around you?
> me t00, what's up 0n y0ur end?