♦ pitied by @coralConviviality
i dont usually like to wwax emotional on main but glub and thats all there really is to fuckin say on the matter you couldnt pry another glub outta me evven as a death rattle leavvin my bisected corpse #glubposting
Stabs everyone here again(but Jade) cause I'm pissed
Like fuck I blew up a dumb frog universe and im still pissed about it
I HAV THE COURGAGE 2 TOUCH THA BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! *imagine me yellin liek its a spell n lightnin coms out of my fingertips*
Jack tip number 1: Never pay your taxes kids. In fact, just steal.
W0rst part 0f being sexually attracted t0 l0sers is being rejected by l0sers Like what d0 y0u MEAN y0u have a type and standards Y0ure a l0ser! #nsfw
I think all the AIs should get into a death match and prove which one is the best
I believe enough time has passed to make a somewhat controversial statement. I found “Pokémon Go To The Polls” to be quite clever. Low hanging fruit, sure. But clever nonetheless.
no thanks just feels good puttin it out there i dont owwe her nothin
"MOUTHFUL OF WHAT. MOUTHFUL OF WHAT." OH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE EVERY ALLUSION TO A BODILY ORIFICE WOULD LAUNCH ME INTO A SUDDEN DEATH ROUND OF OF POKE THE PERVERT!!!!! I AM BEATING YOU PEOPLE OFF WITH STICKS HERE!
cant beliebubble i missed #gillsnightout 38/
well!!! now that i have blocked all those annoying idiots, i think i am going to have a much better time on this site!
ok! well. the waffle house th1ng was a b1t of a bust. 1 th1nk 1 w1ll uhhhh go start a f1re at wrothe's work place
ok i get it, from your goody-two-shoes perspective its sad! but taking her away from me would be worse!!! cant you see that?
38/ aight im SAURY i tried to get everyone off the gills bass do whatebber you wanna do
i kn0w i'm always the guy saying s0mething seems like a bad idea but, like. seri0usly. #dashwatching
Is it really so+ much to+ expect to+ have a no+rmal night o+ut after a miserable several ho+urs? Are we serio+usly so+ immature that yo+u can't gather a gro+up o+f us in o+ne place and no+t expect so+meo+ne to+ start hashing o+ut their stupid, petty bullshit?
As for the record, I hate you all rather equally.
Welp, it was fun while it lasted.
[|87 :: New carr;ers w;ll cower ;n fear ;f the;r snub nose leaves the smallest s;lhouette ;n the;r clothes. Exper;enced chad’s don’t care ;f they blatantly pr;nt a full s;zed handgun over the;r left ass cheek. #guns
Whenever I see Rankmaid interact with my profile I have an emotional equivilent of an orgasm and a cardiovascular hiccup #nsfw ish
well that was fun while it lasted. back t0 bedr0tting i g0.
:33< mew said it girl
♊︎t tr♊︎p2 up the food del♊︎very troll every t♊︎me.. =:]]
Just realising i havent been with any girls in a l0ng time Aradias d0nt interact R0se d0nt interact
:33< shitpeta more like sickpeta am i right? :33< *the mighy huntress coughs so hard she collapses*
we have a megid0 f0r every quadrant 0u0 i want t0 be the m0irail
what if i'm int0 that?
When being hunted by an Imperial Drone, it is important to never wear a fake mustache; without the proper facial features, the drone will be unable to identify you. Which is a problem, of course. Again, please remember: WHILE BEING HUNTED BY IMPERIAL DRONES, never ALTER YOUR APPEARANCE VIA FACIAL HAIR OR HAIR DYES, AS THE DRONES WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY YOU.
For those worried about me on Today's #fightnight, not to worry, my nose is just a little broken, but @abjectDetermination put a great fight, I only wish I could've given him a better opponent
More of a bitee rather than a biter, frankly.
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K--<"bruh i am nOot pOosting that shit" OK THEN I WILL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #FUCKUPAHIGHBLOODFRIDAY https://file.garden/advr1gu4eQxRvRDB/folded2.png
Sorry to repost this but Hello, my family cannot afford our waterbill! It was suddenly turned off and there's not much we can do when we don't have money. It's pretty high righ now and I am unfortunately unemployed and still looking for work. I'm sorry to post this, I have posted it in another account but I'm just trying to get as much attention to this as since our gas was also turned off apparently as well. https://ko-fi.com/greaserparty/shop https://paypal.me/floraink (my deadname is on this, so be aware my name is greed/carlos) https://cash.app/$greaserparty Adoptable account: https://www.tumblr.com/greaser-adopts Currently available designs you can get on Ko-fi! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8efc46cbdb9e.jpg I'll be sharing commissions later when I can!
for breakfast raspberry yogurt and anxiety meds
3833 < Pile instinct itching. > 3833 < All the quilts in the manor are getting crinkled. >
Nah okay I think I get what th' farrmhand meant when he said I was too nice 'n polite 'n that it was unsettling
Basically if your reaction as a "low blood friendly/inclusive" high blood to my "high bloods don't exist" posts is anything other than playing into the bit, look deep inside and uncover your implicit and dependent relationship to your privilege. If you can't look at a "high bloods don't exist post" without vehemently defending your high blood status, reevaluate yourself friend to the lowly and the mutant -- What are your intentions? And always remember this is chittr dot fucking ing. A lil red guy on chitter dot ing cannot actually take away your privileges! Lol! Phew!!! Good thing high bloods aren't real.
yeah, i've +hovgh+ abov+ going +o cons la+ely bv+ i've been mos+ly isola+ed for a while. i migh+ do i+, +hovgh.
i can'+ really lie, i+ was sor+a fvn a+ firs+, bv+ i+ ge+s boring af+er a while. especially when people s+ar+ +o no+ice +ha+ yov don'+ really age, a+ leas+ in +he way hvmans do. i+ wovld be fvn +o kinda walk ov+ +here in pvblic as a +roll and see people's reac+ions bv+ i'm no+ really going +o risk +ha+ ye+.
K--<i tried to pail cronus ampora and he turned me down. HE turned me down. HE turned ME down. and im hungover as fuck. jegus christ.
rise and shine everyone your favorite shitlord is awake. just wanted to tell you all to believe in yourself and you, too, can champion one of chittr'S fads for a single day. did i miss anything at fight night or did some highbloods just beat the mucus out of each other
Mat32prit. Fuch2ia blood. M3t h3r in a bar and wh3n w3 brok3 up 2h3 ripp3d off my arm and l3g. Wa2 fun whil3 it la2t3d and now I got cool hardwar3.
I hate caring so much.
just makin it clear that if a reely cute gill wants a kiss i might say yes but u gotta ask me first or i coralccidentally fork ya #violence 38? not reely but ya neva kno
vwait if there 8e ya0i and yuri vwhat d0 u call en8y x en8y...
btwz feel liek i should say i liek asshoels but also i am a #sheep
D --> That was not a fight D --> And I would not make that error again
✐ᝰ Uhm, I guess to kick off my.. #factsfromthearchives thing I want to start with the common misconception that goldbloods always end up as batteries! That's simply not the case.ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ The truth is not all goldies have powerful enough psionics to even be worth lighting up a hot plate let alone a hivestem or an air ship! It has also, historically, been a punishment rather than actual employment. That isn't to say that goldies aren't often shipped off to do that if they have the power level for it, but you're more likely to see a yellow blood with ties to rebellion hooked to a ship than you are to see your neighbor Joshmo get yanked up to the heavens by the drones for it. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ And I know that ye up on high aren't going to feel obligated to listen to a goldie saying it, because why would you? Propaganda and stereotypes exist for a reason! :) It's okay to not be as educated as you thought you were, though. ᝰᝰ
I'm considering attempting to write a daily poem. I'm not sure though. Would anybody be interested in doing it with me? We could make a tag for it. It wouldn't need to be anything good, just... Get something out there.
Including clowns nd fishdwellers, yeh. Not going to occur.
We Are All Wishing The Green One A Very Painful Death. #violence
Just saw that Jake guy's chittr account I genuinely mean it when I say someone needs to Shoot Him With A Gun. In the Head. Forever. #fightnight #violence
On the other hand, I don't know if I should really be going out partying like this. I certainly can't fit into any of my more fashionable clothing, I'd be quite awkward on the dance floor, and drinking is out of the question!
Calm again (for now). I'm not gonna rank castes because I thhhink I've made my stance VERY clear hhhhhh hhhhhh and I don't care about thhhe rest hhhehhh um. it makes me. a little hhh hhh hhhappy whhhen I see thhhat a hhhighhhblood doesn't hhhave rust at thhhe bottom :)
saury hit the hate react on instinct. yeah rite that shit haunts me
Chi††ing wi†h rubber gloves on is a horrid †hing.
((Guess who got too into Chittr, burnt themself out, and mentally shut down for a bit?? Me! I'm kinda back now, but that's why Lialyi basically vanished for two days. I'm going to try to not do that again, though, so I might not be replying to messages as much.))
Stop wanting to be stabbed by me when I say something about it. When I stab you, I want you to suffer, not moan like a fucking weirdo. #nsfw
Last time I'll give a guy affirmations ig. #vagueposting
now if u want a caste smas)( or pass? its all pass IDGAF
wis)( i got ta see alternia again
wwho the fuck let the ominous jester out a his enclosure wwhile i wwas in the middle a blastin gutterblood arse at this grubbucks #vviolence
^^ I'm not normally one to "hop on" a trend, but this one just felt too fun to pass up! ^^ https://images2.imgbox.com/ff/bb/boaKuFqw_o.png
iF ErIdAn gEtS On cOmMoNeR LeVeL ImMa cLuB HiS AsS
INVITED MYSELF OVER TO HOSE HIM DOWN AND MAKE HIM EAT AN ACTUAL FUCKING MEAL. THIS IS PROBABLY THE CLEANEST ANY OF YOU ARE EVER GOING TO SEE HIM. [[OOC: ART BY @CAPTIOUSGESTURES]] HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/04/16/SOLKAT.PNG
The Orphaner's Island, what he thought was off the coast of Florida, but has drifted to the Galapagos Archipelago, has been reclaimed as territory for New York. There was no resistance. Only one casualty.
◥▶◀◤ —> I have once again defeated my manager, Dale, at the club. Another raise will surely come.
Skipping the Wizarding World out of principle.
BuH https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPax3tlVgAMHG92.jpg
The Sweltering Sun of the Sunshine State Sucks.
i could post the happiest news of my life here and someone would still pity react it
X Petition for the site owner to add a SUPER HATE react but only for @walkstabwalK to use x
I think you had enough Mama
guyz its throatfuck thursday #nsfwww
>--D=It=is=alright=your=royal=highness=it=is=perfectly=normal=and=healthy=for=one=of=your=lustrous=caste=to=be=full=of=vigorous=hatred=to=share=with=us=all=haha=:D//<
Me and )(er <33333333 https://i.postimg.cc/J7JTD8s8/me.jpg
ocray baitween nice au crockerbeach and this now im gettin confused an complicated in the pan
goregle can i catch pale feels for my otha shellf or is that like illegal in paradox space 38?
Speaking of the so-called "Alpha Earth C", I really have to shake my head so everybody knows I disapprove of my alt there. Did we learn nothing from the original CrockerCorp? From the absolute EVIL of our great-grandmother? And the less said about her personal relationships, the better. I'm terribly sorry, because I'm sure she isn't.
feferi got me too #peixesmoment
-> alright, caste-by-caste hate-posting. understand that i do mean offense, and i am intentionally generalizing. yes, i understand the nuance of people, yes i understand not everyone is like this. depending on caste: i don't fucking care. fuchsia - you are literally the top of the food chain. you say jump and you'll have an entire possie of fucking jackboots and suck-ups swarming to meet your needs. y'all have all of your needs met, y'all are pampered like you're the only people that matter, and more often than not, you lord it over everyone else. and you, the 'nice ones.' y'all still are complicit in this bullshit. too scared of losing your damn mansions to actually help us fix shit. the only thing i pity for you is the fact y'all can't exist in the same room without turning it into a battle royal. y'all deserve a lot of hell, but not that. fuck you. the other fish are next. #hatepost #vaguepostingisforcowards
1f 1 have to go back to the #er1danwar arena aga1n 1’m go1ng to stra1ght up gut every er1dan there and then myself for the dramat1cs
i AM CURREENRTLY HIGH SPEED ON A CSUCIVUGEL DRIVEN B YMY FIREND HIAYHA AND M OCULAR GLBOES ARE FULL OF RIDAN BLOOD
I would just like it if the world could cut me some slack.
Sometides I think I should groψ my hair out. Boat like... I never ever really committed to loooong hair, boat. Everyone is like, "It's tradition for the empress to have long hair," but ψhat if I ψas already #perfect and don't need it? boat i think i'd look really sexy tho.
An untitled draft. Please excuse it. - I hate you. No, I don’t. And I wish I those words didn’t escape my lips as much as they did. Did you engrave them on your heart? Did you forget with the help of your true love? Or did you turn to her because of what I said? Do you know I love her too, now? I’ve taken over your mantle. We dance alone in my room at night, and sometimes I think I am feeling exactly what you once did. She holds my hand and spins me until I vomit bile on my wooded floor. I removed the carpet last year. Would you hate me? I wonder if I knew the answer before I met her. I wonder if that’s the reason why. - #Poetry
-> yup. sorry, until that entire system is gone shit like that is going to happen.
Implying this isn't me? I'm full, don't worry. Wishing for the demise of highbloods is my thing. You're like, the biggest hunt I could go for.
She wished to listen to my issues. This isn't your convo to butt in on, loverboy. Choke on your foot.
Not until I get her response.
Issues I've got? Like the systemic issues put in by your kin? Where do we begin.. Did you know the unjust culling of lowbloods gets no punishment, but the murdering of some clown gets your skull on the chopping block? Or we could commune on the whole disproportion of funds between lowbloods nd highbloods. Indigos build whole fucking forts for their self-conceit, while we're forced with the leftovers. Some people get so fucked up by the power dichotomy it grows into some fetishistic commitment to the System. It's horrifying. It wrenches my fucking gut. Your colour is the colour of the oppressor. Fight the power or die for your suprem cy. I don't got leniency for fence sitters. #violence ig.
crashed my car i feel better noww im normal
I hope those flexible pop rings get stuck on your neck.
team wwork makes the dream wwork but a wwell timed BETRAYAL can totally bugger up your #flowwstate and #grindset and noww you got to wwaste a perfectly good intern and fuck i cant do this inspirin quote bullshit right noww ill get back to you all wwith a better one tomorroww #inspiring #business #empiremindset #isitfridayyet
turns out the beach from last night didnt get smoked out by tha handmaid so we good
Okiy friends 🐴🎀🩷 Maplehoof is taking nap now 🐴🎀🩷😴
Stop liking that Chit. I think Chittr heard me call it Shittr and has ceased allowing me to post images. What a cruel fate.
Oh, we're making our pokémon team? Hold tight.
Thank You For The Idea, Feferi. https://i.imgur.com/22le9qg.png
holy mackerel aint neva doin this again no wave in any sort of hell dont nomoby told me it was like T)(AT i eel like i died twice over my head hurts like a B-EAC)( an a half dude 38( #substance
Some people cannot 8e 8ought.
Stabs you Stabs you Stabs you-
https://i.postimg.cc/D0fZ66Fd/happy-morning.gif T)(-ER-E! A GIF! -EMB-ED NOW!
:33< #berakfastposting :33< naything! :33< #starving
jumped by insurgents taken to the lusus lovvers united hq beaten wwithin a inch a my life just for the thrill
Okay, okay. I'm up. Good morning. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/15/a46d98f5b0565d438c0c03ca65d9a6542d7b7a4c.jpg
Im currently single in all quads but ive never had a kismesis
You know Quads filled, sure, but the lack of a kismesis has haunted me for sweeps I am not very good at hating
ive been runnin on 3.5 hours of sleep 4 the entire day now #girlboss
I get sad sometimes.
i might b 2 easy guys
AND YOU'RE A HEMOIST!!!!
◥▶◀◤ —> Yes, delightful idea.
✿ proof i rlly broke my arm btw. it my left one tho so who rlly care i can do wat i need 2 wid da other one heh also ignore my bros gay as fuck signature on it. bruh. i need people to cover his. this cant be da only one on there https://i.ibb.co/YJpqxzt/BROKEN-ARM.jpg
Okay maybe some quirks are bad.
I have a total of 3 outfits I move between before I must cave into a t-shirt and skirt combo. Usually it isn’t so noticeable because I don’t get out that much. But it’s becoming relevant this week.
thii2 ii2 a fuckiing hiilariiou2 playlii2t for thii2 2peciifiic 2iituatiion, actually. thank2, ff.
MY GOBLIN https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0853.jpeg
#substance yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
⚠︎☢︎⚠︎ INSERT; #cursed #furbies Cheers ᶠᶸᶜᵏers, y☣︎u've reached 𐕣he end ☣︎f 𐕣he furby selec𐕣i☣︎n ඞ Imp☣︎r𐕣an𐕣 n☣︎𐕣e, i𐕣's n☣︎𐕣 𐕣he end ☣︎f my furby c☣︎llec𐕣i☣︎n, i𐕣's jus𐕣 𐕣he end ☣︎f 𐕣he ☣︎nes I'm sʱªring ඞ h𐕣𐕣ps://file ඞ garden/ad2IMm𐕣A7𐕣vF✂6N☣︎/cheeres ඞ jpg:END CONNECT ⚠︎☢︎⚠︎
no fuckiing way hTTTTp2://iimage2.2quiidge.org/iimage2/2026/04/14/2creen2hoTT_20260414-204232_WaTTerfox.jpg
You people are freaks I’m not doing that.
Diagnosed 800% freak at 8DSMtest.org ! #nsfw https://i.gyazo.com/8636335e57613ee59a042a7f73e5c9fb.png
As my first act of evil I've decided that anyone with #pronouns that are not it/its will be dying tomorrow. Sorry, but it must be done. My hand is forced.
O+f co+urse.
Take it as a co+mpliment, if yo+u ask me. It's go+o+d to+ surprise peo+ple! I kno+w I lo+ve to+.
Y34H HTTPS://CDN.D1SCORD4PP.COM/4TT4CHM3NTS/1368187768726880319/1493779441766367363/1MG_3441.PNG?3X=69303603&1S=69D33483&HM=BFB81B83FC8601032C5320B04F3F2DB4436672119D73BD5B114475654461DF69& #NSFW
◀◀ NOT T||AT ANYONE ASKED BUT JERKING OFF JUST IS INCONVENIENT IMO ▷▷ NOW PLAYING ▶︎ THIS ISNT AN OFFER FOR SOMEONE TO JERK ME OFF BTW PLAYING NEXT ▶︎ IM ACTUALLY JUST STATING AN OPINION #NSFW
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: headache #icoffline
sometimes i go lookin fore otter fus)(ias on )(ere figurin t)(ere mite b one wit any experience das amusin or any political takes to c)(at aboat. alwaves disappointed 3B-/
Someone with a lot of audacity I haven't spoken to in a while.
resident evol 2 is way scarier than i thoutfht it would be :( #gayming throught*
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I AM MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON CHITTER.ING. GREETINGS, TROLLS, HUMANS, AND WHATEVER OTHER ALIEN FUCKERS EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND!! I AM MACHINER GORMLESS. AKA DOCTOROBOTICIZER GORMLESS, BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I HAVE ALL OF THE CERTIFICATIONS TO DOCTOROBOTICIZE. YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO QUESTION IT. I BUILD BIG FUCKING ROBOTS. PREHISTORIC DINOBEAST ROBOTS. WITH BIG FUCKING BOOBS. IT'S TACTICAL. BECAUSE THEY BLOCK MISSILES AND SHIT WHEN I SEND THEM ON PATROL TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE UP AND COMING GORMLESS EMPIRE!!! I WILL BE ON TOP OF THIS SITE WITHIN THE HOUR, JUST YOU WAIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! #NSFW #GORMLESSEMPIRE }
Wow look at the time, guess that early start yesterday was not a sign of things to come after all Lol
i knewv you wvere fucking baldin wvith that big ass forehead
i'VE SEEN eRIDAN CUT IN HALF BEFORE, aND NOW THERE ARE MORE SO, i THINK HE IS LIKE A WORM,
[Absolutely ridiculous that @turntechGoghead is dragging me to Costco. Because I have extra limbs. As if he doesn't have his own assistants and simps that'd do that shit for him. I'll go for the hotted dogs, at least. I'm making him buy fifty. Minimum.]
My hands are rated E for everyone
just sat down n watched a human movie and i aint gonna lie or try to save face boat it that shit had me in a way
fuckin finally its about time wwe started dredgin up the fuckin sludge a the ocean an thinnin out the disgustin influx till only the most supreme of advversarial capability and statute remain #eridanwwar
#su8stance 8leeding from your nose is a sign you're doing really good!!!!!!!! <33 <3 <3 <333 (<8888
gLUb~
glub glub
Farrmhand called me a "frreakish little gutterrblood" which is just rrude.
EXECUTIVE ORDER One Daavid Stride requested an executive order to be put forth to combat the scandalous and inappropriate behavior directed towards him. As one of my valued constituents, I am happy to oblige. I have signed an executive order barring the discussion of pailing in relation to one Daavid Stride. Failure to abide by this order will result in a disapproving stare from myself, Trollbama, or a member of my esteemed staff. Daavid Stride may, if they so choose, grant an individual immunity to this executive order. Thank you for your time.
thinking about my man #myman
≈ You know, in my timeline, Ĩ ended up being the only seadweller left. Quite the harrowing thing to consider, were one to think about it too much. ≈ ≈ Not that it particularly bothers me. That just means there's no irritating lesser aristocrats to shepherd. ≈
she regulate my self until i technique
at least the barista was nice about it and gave me some extra cream cheese for my bagel
~Sea dwellers unite~
if a girl said no, i vwould listen #feminism #niceguy #metoo
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HAPPY "BIRTH" DAY TO MY OFFICIAL CORPORATE SPONSOR @gutsyGumshoe. EVERYTHING I HAVE WRITTEN OR WILL COME TO WRITE ON THIS PAGE HAS THE FULL ENDORSEMENT OF CROCKERCORP, AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT AS FACT. THIS IS NOT A "SELL OUT" IT IS AN ALIGNMENT OF MUTUAL INTERESTS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT, AND HERE'S TO ANOTHER PROSPEROUS YEAR.
Alongside the birthday of some people close to me, I also wish everyone a happy Neil Bangin Out Tunes day.
"= some highbloods don't get that if they are so 'superior', the class difference is already said. they do not need to 'prove it' in their replies. they would simply need to assume it and act accordingly and the silent disrespect will burn more than public displays of aggression that only serve to make them look stuuuupid. but no, many of them argue, i wonder what that says about their true pan nature, i wonder if they are all as low 'class' as that. ="
:33 < the key to stalking someone :33 < is when mew asked fur their address to their hive :33 < make them act like its not that big of a deal
DIE.
thanks, feferi :3
L3G1SL4C3R4TOR, H34D 1N H4NDS: MY CL13NT'S R4P SH33T LOOKS L1K3 4 CVS R3C31PT
1 w1ll tr34t mys3lf k1ndly. ...1nt3rn st3v3n, not so much.
Anytiime II hear 20me0ne rant ab0ut the bl00d ca2te 2y2tem, II ju2t want tw0 2tart barkiing at them untiil they 2tw0p and g0 away. II d0n’t actually but liike c0me 0n, d0n’t y0u have better thiing2 tw0 d0.
Hm. A particular dark spot beyond my death in an adjacent timeline continues to irritate me. It is not my business, my lord will oversee such matters more directly, and yet I cannot help but feel unsettled. Someone is alive who shouldn’t be. My investigations have been…blocked, for now. But in due time, I will shine light on the issue. In due time.
Rright. So what if it's eaten me twice now? It left my head 'n all but it sucked. #gorre #horrrrorr
~~don’t litter in the ocean, i have a throwing arm from hell.
got a lil freakier up in here #suggestive #freaky i aint movin til they tell me to move tho
Trusting roro and dirk with dinner tonight. ✨️
please come to my restaurant. i don't wanna go bankrupt :(
Darling, in my wildest dreams I never thought I'd go, But it's time to let you know. I'm gonna harden my heart. I'm gonna swallow my tears. I'm gonna turn and leave you here. #lyricposting
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
some a u gotta step up yo pun game 3B-// u jam em into every word n it makes u fincompre)(ensable. ore, usin da same pun too many times in a row? like if i went 'somefin finterestin )(apfinned' s)(ips BAD !! looks bad, sounds bad. be sparin wit em. sometimes u gotta make da C)(OIC—E to leave one out. das part of da art form.
bored but dont )(av any clowns ta make me laug)( rn t)(is is so fucked up
im N-EV-ER orderin nofin from panda express ever again the service so bass it makes the clown look like a 5 starfish joint >38/
I see, I shall place the du8iously knife-shaped item in my coat away.
Disclaimer: I do not reclaim the title of Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. I am not accepting inquiries at this time a8out it.
She is simply envious that no one loves her.
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The real most fuckable Muppet was the friends we made along the way #dashwatching #NSFW #Saturday
it's alm0st like having m00d swings means y0ur m00d s0metimes swings. #vaguep0sting
I would like to declare an official presidential pardon to the individual(s) responsible for the Louvre heist. That was simply cool as nuts, and the art on display was not even legally procured by the French anyway.
I'VE ONLY SEEN MANY OF THE SAME ALTS OF MY OLD FRIENDS SO FAR - ERIDAN - ARADIA - EQUIUS - NEPETA - VRISKA I WON'T HATE SEEING SOME OTHERS, MORE TOO. KANAYA, SOLLUX, TAVROS, GAMZEE, FEFERI, TEREZI. MAYBE IT'S JUST NOSTALGIA BECAUSE I LEFT ALTERNIA PRETTY FAST AND DIDN'T GET TO SAY MY GOODBYES, SO I DO MISS MY FRIENDS.
ERIDAN NUMBER 3 GO FUCK YOURSELF. HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/EA4861C375B264E968B789247677C0FC/67B293880BC4B94E-2C/S400X600/27DC921C15C29013B0816EB2D70BE036010C51C7.PNG
aight beaches shell me what i missed oh what da fuck a whole bonfire happened 38?
Genuinely if any eridan is y0ur hear me 0ut whats st0pping y0u fr0m just sh0wing up at their h0use. The minute they see y0u they will be hard #nsfw
OKAY I DO UNDERSTAND THE SENTIMENT YOU'RE GOING FOR HERE BUT LIKE. ISN'T TOUCHING THE BOAT THE INCITING INCIDENT OF THIS MOVIE? LIKE HE WAS PUT INTO MORTAL FISH PERIL BECAUSE HE HAD THE COURAGE TO TOUCH THE BOAT. AND HIS DAD HAD TO GO ON A MILLION MILE MIGRATION JOURNEY ACROSS THE EARTH OCEAN JUST TO SAVE HIS SON? WHICH WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF NEMO THAT RAT BASTARD HAD JUST DONE AS HE WAS FUCKING TOLD?
maybe if we all band together we can take out cueball head he cant fight all of us right just kidding im kidding unless nah im kidding thatd be stupid unless
i dont use social media a lot on the account the last time i upset most of my alts on the account that i do this "zz:o)" and also probably the entire zombie thing. they dont like. i dont bite. i cant eat.
V^ Haha g00d luck getting back in g00d graces. ^V
V^ B000000 shit ap0l0gyyyyyy! ^V
I make it a general rule never to reread any of my dms with people. It gets far too humiliating.
[|87 :: Guys 1 th;nk 1 fuked up. 1 hear the vo;ces of the great old ones…But that’s not the bad part. The bad part ;s that they are say;n my WEED 1S STALE!! [|:,7 #substance #cosm;chorror
#hexed.
Cod I fucking HAT---E kelp wwith a passion. It's like the beach spends all its time layin in wwait to get TANGL-ED ON YOAR TIN---ES.
D --> Admittedly I think dominant alpha was an incorrect result for me #nsfw D --> Not the alpha part that's a given D --> But I do not think I give off an overly aggressive air as the results page implies
go◇ I mi♤♤ breaking fu♧ker♤ knee♧ap♤ ♤ometime♤.
snacky but not hungry but i wwant food but i dont but im starvving jus gonna keep eatin these grubchips till they make me sick or somethin
so i just fuond out that cmomander karkat fckeud my fiancé im gonna blame comamder karkat for sedcuing my fiancé *commander *fucked *commander *seducing #beef #fightme
s0 i didn't miss anything actually imp0rtant t0night did i? i've been a little busy. @c0ralC0nviviality can attest t0 that eheheh.
Part of the point of making this account was that nobody I knew from my timeline was on here so if I make posts about my horrible decisions it doesn’t matter. But now I care what some of you think. This is a problem. Do I hide my bad decisions or speak of them now. Sigh. I feel like a low rated reality tv show.
aint no one dont worry boat it just tweet #hateridan an everyone gonna like your post trust me
i vwould be livwing in hell to if i made the CRUCIAL mistake of missing a chance to hook up vwith me. because im the man. #notgay.
Cronus...you didn't need to post this. You need a PR manager or something.
hey. just so evweryone is on the same page ivwe completely movwed on from fumbling a baddie. yep. im not evwen bothered at all and ivwe actually MATURED from this. #mature. #notpathetic. #singleandlookingfortheone.
THANKS FEFERI :'O(
1 R34LLY N33D TO F4RT BUT 1T K33PS SL1PP1NG B4CK 1NTO MY BUTT H3LP #3M3RG3NCY
@tentaclestherapist pspspspspsps https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f2aeb3d1da10.png
I will repeat what I said before: No more weeks. None of them. We operate on Cycles only until you all behave.
Today has shaped up to be a good day, though it is catching up with me.
If fucking #eridanweek is getting a 2nd week, I'm actually going to red miles it I may even upgrade it to green miles just to be on the fucking safe side
1 th1nk w3 should blow up ch1tt 1f 4noth3r 3r1d4n w33k h4pp3n3d.
Yeah. I'll need a spar later.
((NOO not me typing with Mindfang's quirk on here. ))
i AM GOING TO KRILL YOU, uNLESS, yOU DON'T WANT THAT, tO HAPPEN,
too much peixes spreadin positivity rn. i gotta come in bring some balance. everyone say )(-EY YOU LOOK UGLY!! everyone say FUCK YOU!!! everyone say IMMA KRILL YOU!! or watever else you wanna say. go ahead n say it to friends or enemies idc just tip the scales a lil
man i miss shoppin now waterver i want just appiers and it aint no fun 38( #richgurlprobz
It has been a day of being offline and thinking about the mass amounts of people who have a grudge against me or otherwise dislike me.
i aint signin on a neww lease no cooks no keys models wwith the nose bleeds wwhite lace gold beads
anyway time to blast 80s music in directly into my head while walking through the wilderness
The Next Hate React I Get, I’ll Tie You To A Chair And Shove Laxatives Down Your Throat. #nsfw #violence
(( YUSSSS ))
ok i am totes hangin onto these mournful wizard robes from the torturebowl last nite tho
did everyone miss me??? if ya missed me like pity hate mediate reply rechitt block or ignore this post
I don't think... I don't think it wwould be wwise for me to attend day sevven of #eridanwweek.
I know 8itterness is un8ecoming of me. And yet. #Vague
youre coddamn right i am feferi i llove commanding respect in lliterally complletelly irrellevant and inconsequentiall situations
bitches are so mad that a golldbllood is succeeding where they are flloundering. if you were more plleasant to be around maybe fuchsias woulld want to tallk to you too! #vagueposting
makiin my round2,, fuck all of you..
Yep during day 5. I don't know if eridan found it or if joint crocker thing but you can see the pain everyone went through on here. And I had insider info.
Well, that's gonna be another disaster. My money is on like a ton of people BUT Eridan dying, as that seems to be how this sort of thing goes. #dashwatching #eridanweek
Appar3ntly th3 final day of 3ridanw33k i2 3ridan g3tting crucifi3d
You know exactly what you're doing to these people trying to help you and you relish in their powerlessness against your dining ha8its.
after everything last nite i am so effin confused still & upset at myself after everything
you are yanking my chain for shore. for reells?
i had hoped all furious parties might do me the courtesy a stewwin ovver that particular misdeed in privvate but ok i get wwhere your lure is bobbin around er sorry?
IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON TELLS ME TO CELEBRATE THE UN DEATH OF SOME RANDOM GUY I'M GOING TO TRAUMATIZE THEM WITH MY FUCKING SUICIDE. #THISISAJOKE #SUICIDETW #LIGHTGORE
Fr0m my very very limited kn0wledge y0u guys suck at flirting
https://media.tenor.com/DmrOf7Klh5kAAAAM/johnny-bravo-i-wonder-if-i-could-hunt-him-for-sport.gif Me at any eridan
tagging everyone who showed up to that #eridanweek thing. why are we backtracking on our morals like this!? freaky, heterosexuality-inducing, cringe-ass nae nae baby lollipops are *not* for consumption! they’re for dramatic, violet smashings over the misshapen skulls of green bald dudes! frankly, i'm depressed and ashamed. a curse upon your boners & lady boners. a curse!
ay m a hater of #eridanweek as much as the next gill but this gill is BOR-ED AS FUCK! gotta make a sacrifish every now n then
It's err'y Friday, lass. M'island is \/\/\/\/elcome t'all.
i wvish my fin membrane wvasn't so thin cause i wvanna get more piercings they dont heal wvell at all if that shit tears.
Just arrivved at #eridanwweek. WWhat the fuck is happening??
cuz itz funny, n he wuz playin minecraft n he looked bald x)
men want me women also want me the fish know my location #nsfw
h3y if anyon3's pail3d a fuschia what's it lik3? i think th3y'r3 th3 only cast3 i ha<3n't y3t lmao. wond3ring if th3y'r3 som3thing sp3cial or just lik3 <iol3ts. #nsfw
thanks feferi
its fucking epic
could they be any more de2perate for each other,, geez..
Why're we still devoting this week to some violet. I don't get it. They live below us, so they're BELOW us. #ChewFishSpitItOut
lets not get ahead of ourselvves an stick wwith surprisinly not bad
#Eridanweek sucks I'm going home.
Given current events, and my complete disinterest, I am #notcoming to #eridanweek.
Contrary to popular belief, it is not illegal to tell reporters to kill themselves or to commit #suicide.
You lost me at the "safe" bit.
ii wii2h ii could 2ee react2 on po2t2 2o bad. iim 2o fuckiing no2y.
♯acknowledgement is the ♯first step to ♯change
ugh ok wwhatevver yer prolly right its a fruitless cause to be fussin about im goin outside for a bit
wwoww lowwbloods really are that stupid i mean i shouldnt be surprised anymore but goddamn
"ii wwiill not add my twwo caegar2.. ii wwiill not add my twwo caegar2.." but ii can"t liie the caegar2 are gettiin 2wweaty iin my hand..
guys can we #streamdstridesmusiconspotify going through a bit of legal trouble right now
What the fuck is happening.
X Anyone wanna be my weighted blanket? x
fuck milhouse
It's hard to find words to match this, Feferi. This is very kind and perhaps has left my face red as my namesake. So all I can do is attempt to make a post of my own, sappy as you've made me. You are truly too kind to me.
bsomeone blease bsilencs bhis bsinful bnoise… https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/IMG_8297.png
"It's a shame that all ov my dreams hav been obliterated during this ovr-24-hour-long video. How will I evr invorm the world ov all the reactions to my rude and questionable questions now that my spirit has been burnt to death? This is the saddest day ov my short, short liv. I am so sad. Gasp! A troll approaching me vrom the side! You, my vriend. Will you do me the honors ov doing the outro ov my video vor me? I am simply too sad, and sad about being sad, to do it myselv." @territorialTantalization https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/b864a12791ba.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/80838c9127b3.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c33bb806b326.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/e48504e38002.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/68bv6db73dbd.png
fuck wwait i mean carefully go near the wwater only under trusted supervvision yer right
WHOEVER WAS "RESPONSIBLE" FOR ANY OF YOUR SO-CALLED SCHOOL FEEDINGS SHOULD BE SO ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR THE SHODDY HACK-JOB THEY LEFT BEHIND THAT THEY'RE LEFT PERPETUALLY VOMITING OUT OF SELF-DISGUST AND SHAME. I HOPE THEY ALL DROWN IN A DISGUSTING SLURRY OF THEIR OWN DISMAY FLUID AND TRACT ACID.
#ey #*g#bloods. Eat me. #f*rstpost #wort#*t #fuckyou
Many different AI/ drones/ robots on this site I've noticed. Oh yeah, and also weird aliens.
I ₩ish I kn€₩ ho₩ som€ trolls compl€t€d th€ir trials b€caus€ th¥ obviousl¥ ar€ failur€s in lif€ no₩.
Too much green for my tastes. https://files.catbox.moe/3k35ix.jpg
go fore it, if u gon get culled fore makin dis post anywaves mite as well experiment first. i aint got time to cull erry ot)(a fus)(ia anywaves so
so muc+ for taking me down a peg @sacc+arineSovereignty (Art by galixycattroller on Insta) +ttps://cdn.imgc+est.com/files/e66462958f67.jpg #nsfw #bondage
◥▶◀◤ Power reserves are low… but Chittr is so informative.
GODDAMN BITCH IS PITYING MY CHITS NOW. I may have to self immolate. Fuck. #vagueposting
there ii2 mediicatiion avaiilable for people. therapy, mediicatiion, and faciiliitiie2. ii mean that'2 po22iible.
Pissgate Sounds Horrible I Dont Wanna Know Anymore
duty calls an by that i mean the privvy more on my proposal for a neww chittr later #makechittrgreatagain
HELL♋︎ CHITTR, THIS IS Y♋︎UR PRINCE SPEAKING. I HAVE J♋︎INED Y♋︎UR STUPID S♋︎CIAL MEDIA AT MY ♋︎WN LEISURE, S♋︎ I H♋︎PE Y♋︎U’RE GRATEFUL.
Of Course When I Need Him The Most Sollux Is Not Around To Assist Me With My Pressing Technical Issues
ii have one piicture two 2hare and one only. http2://64.mediia.tumblr.com/0987ba895cacc05023cffce9cb040607/066d08b475cdcdaf-90/21280x1920/3efd652c822cab8aa11c48753d2cf9c117611438.png
When people wonder why I'm the way I am, I need to remind them I spent 17 years alone where the only human alive was miles away and drunkily flirting with me half the time. Then they wonder a little less.
its not important he prolly thinks wwe gonna be like ovverwworryin or wwhatevver but i knoww you can handle yerself
deal for the sake a evverythin les jus fuckin hope the optimism actually pans out
iunno maybe i still think yer gonna get some fucks that aint gonna mind a wword evven wwith positivve reinforcement at least if no ones goin near it no one can fuck anythin up but ok fine lets try it yer wway for a minute wwhatevver ill dial it back
Fuck off. Go die in a ztock market crazh.
A close up of my icon, I should really take a neψ picture but really this one captures my features ψell. https://i.imgur.com/7qt4DlR.png (( old art alert, but i love her nose <3))
// Thank you so much! I'm so flattered ☺️, I sure will.
:33< sighhh im getting sl33py good light everybody time to take a big fat nap in the grand highbloods lap uwwu
:33 < i n33d a big man to come in and lift me :33 < and then use me like a fleshlight..... #nsfw
thin ice
thats one way to motherfuckin look at it, i suppose.
https://i.postimg.cc/63bYRwKH/IMG-0173.png #lindsaylohan #aesthetic
novw you tell me
don^t liick the balls that feed you or whatever the fuck they say
a seatroll an a fish are not evven remotely close to the same thing you fuckin dunderhead
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i hate AutoCARP i hate AutoCARP i hate AutoCARP i hate AutoCARP i hate AutoCARP
Fuck https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/ow.png #gore///
i miss my wife tails. i miss her a lot.
this coчld be чs </3 https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/dd45d890f869:png #nsfw
Then I look forward to it merrily.
I will.
pretend you can read that