♠ hated by @cresciveAbyss
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
You're literally a government employee, you don't need the compensation check.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/60/4c/05/604c05115513fd893069693d9ded350e.jpg SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
motherfucker TRIEd to wreck my QUAdRANT -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
hopesploded the pink moon green moons next
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- Well, on mmy end of the wipe-end victory thing there's this guy I've always wanted to see experience a little good ol' fashioned, all-Alternian torture... 😆😆 And, LOL, guess what. 🫢 - They are FINALLY torturing himm. 🤣🤣😁😁😁👏👏👏 #WINNING
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
I would like to justly and diplomatically put your dummy in the dirt. - MC Oleana
It's only just occured to me that I could nearly double my output with mediate reacts. - MC Oleana
♰ funny how the one being referred to managed to zone in on it being about her so fast. you saw what i wrote you overgrown wader ♰
𝑻𝒐 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒎 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 "𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔": 𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔, 𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎. 𝑨𝒔𝒌 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆. 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚, 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔. 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔. 𝑼𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒔.
I'm Close Enough To A Natural, Large Body Of Water That I Could Just Swim There, However I Have My Own Pool Because I Hate Sand And Do Not Care About The Environment.
-> let it be known. i hate everyone. but not equally. i do in fact hate based on caste. my hatred to you scales proportionally to how hight you are in the hemeocaste. rusts? y'all are chill, and just need everyone above you to stop punching down. fish? unless you intend to dismantle all this? it's on sight. that is all.
Gnawing on his shit like its a slim jim. Straight up. I want him so fucking bad. PLEASE PLEASE OMG. #Nsfw. #Aloneposting.